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RomanceRe: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by klaus3011(m): 12:03pm On Jul 27, 2012
babes.....LIFE IS PER HEAD..(according to my warri friend)....whateva your heart tells you to do....do it..#simples
FamilyRe: Do People Still GiveTheir Babies These Funny Names? by klaus3011(m):
suraju sad sad
mufutau sad sad
ramoni sad sad
The following are names of my students,when i served in rivers state some years ago......

FYNEGAL
FYNEFACE
FYNROAD
KUPEKUM
OBANLOLOGII embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 8:16am On Jul 26, 2012
Gen2jaynee: hahahahahahaahahhaahhaha...@broda RAMONI.....ema fori gba gate shaa
Madam i just checked your profile oooh....cant find your pin...so how am i gonna ping you .... sad sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 3:08pm On Jul 25, 2012
ayobase: U have finally gotten d attention sister Supo!
#issorai....Have a lovely day BRODA RAMONI
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 2:15pm On Jul 25, 2012
Gen2jaynee: bros ke!!:...oti o!.....guy i be Babe oo...abi Idowu no tell you?
no vex joor....idowu too dey NAG grin grin grin..no be everything wey she dey tell me i dey take serious cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 12:53pm On Jul 25, 2012
ayobase: Its Hmmmm, not Hmmmmm!
@@noted?@@
OGA MUUFUU..am aware...i did that to get your attention...#lobataan tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 12:20pm On Jul 25, 2012
ayobase: Hmmmm!
Guy wetin b Hmmmmm!....Abeg park well joor...#bewarned grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 12:16pm On Jul 25, 2012
Gen2jaynee: @klaus...so u ar back..y u no ping me??
bros abeg no vex...i go ping you later in the day...cheers...one love grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 11:21am On Jul 25, 2012
Idowuogbo: Clown! I guess u sit and rehearse ur lines b4 posting. Give up! Am ur Demi-God. cool
Hey,it seems the best thing to ever happen to you is joining NAIRALAND.....Go and get a life and get busy ...There are lots of great things you could do with your time instead of spending all day abusing people on this forum....its just a piece of advise from a caring friend to a lonely friend called idowu...cheers...
Regards to ur friends in the zoo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 10:07am On Jul 25, 2012
Idowuogbo: Dry...

Try harder! tongue
BrB (AM BUSY) tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 7:12am On Jul 25, 2012
Idowuogbo: Dey don dash u bb thunder abi? After 7 of ur uncles don useless d phone, na klaus dem see dash.God will do it u hia! Stop crying. cheesy
#SMH......it is no rocket science that your IQ is very very low....(what does me having a BB GOT TO DO WITH MY UNCLES)....so i would help your cause by rephrasing my earlier statement....YOU OUGHT TO BE LOCKED UP IN A CAGE(ZOO),WHERE PEOPLE(old,young,white and black)...WOULD PAY HUGE SUMS OF MONEY TO WATCH YOU PERFORM...
#Thankmelater..... tongue tongue tongue cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 10:04pm On Jul 24, 2012
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Idowuogbo: U already in the zoo wiv ur fellow gorillas wankingggg.

Primate, na my fault dem dey use ur disability as tourist attraction?

Abeg ko shi!
Hªª=)) hªª=)) hªª=))Hªª=)) Hªª=)) hªª=)) hªª=))Hªª=)) ℓ̊ don go report to the zoo officials for ibadan say one big lion (idowu) D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ constitute nuisance for nairaland.ℓ̊ tell dem say Ʊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ waste υƦ talent for here,υƦ services ® not suppose to b freee of charge...dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ com carri Ʊ sooon!!!
LiteratureRe: Made In Nigeria English by klaus3011(m): 2:57pm On Jul 24, 2012
open the window and let the CLIMATE come in cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 1:45pm On Jul 24, 2012
Idowuogbo: Ode! U got my attention, happy now?

Na only guy wiv numerous stretch mark on hin penissss go cough nonsense like dis.who dem born for dis world without waist line? Dem cement ur brain tru tru! tongue
wow.....#clap for yourself.......
you seem to think you know how to abuse people right....SMH...at this rate you are going,you wuold soon be locked up in a cage(zoo),where people would have to pay huge sums of money to watch you perform...#lobataan tongue tongue tongue tongue
TV/MoviesRe: The Soundtrack Of Your Life by klaus3011(m): 9:18am On Jul 24, 2012
this world is not my own.....jimmy reeves sad sad sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by klaus3011(m): 9:05am On Jul 24, 2012
Idowuogbo: Not like dat na! Y will a random guy come grabbing my waist? Ki Lo je yo!
BUT MADAM IDOWUOGBO...you no get waist naaa...no curves at all,you are just a perfect straight line....so abeg which waist guy go hold naaa tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Rihana's Where Have You Been Video: Illuminati? by klaus3011(m): 8:56am On Jul 24, 2012
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huh huh huh huhJOBLESS MUPPET
LiteratureRe: Made In Nigeria English by klaus3011(m): 2:40pm On Jul 23, 2012
FINE GAL...YOU HAVE BEAUTY OOH.. YOU HAVE BEAUTY.. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Thank God I Haven't Paid Her Exam Fees? by klaus3011(m): 9:24am On Jul 20, 2012
guy i have just one question for you....
when you were toasting this girl in question, what did you tell her(how did you toast her), huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Whats Your Idea Of A Good Relationship? by klaus3011(m): 2:38pm On Jul 19, 2012
Idowuogbo: T&K said hi! wink

Btwn! No b mouth o! I am telling u d Koko
*yimu**moju**yimu**moju*
RomanceRe: Whats Your Idea Of A Good Relationship? by klaus3011(m): 2:56pm On Jul 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: Don't worry about moi!

I will perfect dat imperfection wiv my skillachis

Emi Badosky mo bedt gan.....

I go transform dat to Nackson omo Jackson


i wont be suprised if this idowu girl is still a VIRGIN....babes,na mouth you get,you talk too much
anyways....regards to TAIYE AND KEHINDE grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 99.3 Info Fm Sports Programme Vs Brilla Fm by klaus3011(m): 2:31pm On Jul 18, 2012
the best when it comes to sports broadcasting is the sports vision crew.(Deji Tinubu,Deji Omotoyinbo,Bode Oguntiyi,etc)their 15 minutes sports show on cool fm 96.9 between 7:45- 8:00 am, is enough for me..Every other sports broadcast is utter jibberish and noise making....IMHO.... sad sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Whats Your Idea Of A Good Relationship? by klaus3011(m): 2:09pm On Jul 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: Don't worry about moi!

I will perfect dat imperfection wiv my skillachis

Emi Badosky mo bedt gan.....

I go transform dat to Nackson omo Jackson

yimu*yimu* shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Whats Your Idea Of A Good Relationship? by klaus3011(m): 12:32pm On Jul 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: ability to see beyond imperfections

and a good knacker! cheesy
SO WHAT HAPPENS IF HE IS NOT A GOOD KNACKER.....would you be able to see beyond that imperfection....

MADAM IDOWUOGBOOOOO...stop contradicting yourself tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Get Blamed For Abusive Men In Their Lives? by klaus3011(m): 12:37pm On Jul 17, 2012
all these ...and you are still 19 cry cry cry cry cry matters arising huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by klaus3011(m): 3:06pm On Jul 16, 2012
Idowuogbo: prezzo ke? i only do starbucks bebe! cheesy cheesy cheesy
issorai.......

lemme be your K-SOLO...while you be my KIKELOMO tongue tongue tongue tongue (LOBATAAN) huh huh
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by klaus3011(m): 2:51pm On Jul 16, 2012
Idowuogbo: Dis is serious! Dude go for check up o! Something is loose some whia.
dont give up on me now....i have got plans for you and i wink wink wink wink winki wanna be your PREZZO...while you be ma sweet GOLDIE grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by klaus3011(m): 12:52pm On Jul 16, 2012
Idowuogbo: Ur usual seizures again? U better go drink diesel, it might help ya no!
I HAVE GOT NO PROBLEM drinking diesel my dear,you just have to promise me that you would resume your normal duty by kneeling down to serve me my food and also my bottle of diesel....even though i have caused you lots of pains in the past,its a well known fact that we complement ourselves...
cheers.. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Let's Praise Gej by klaus3011(m): 11:57am On Jul 16, 2012
bayooooooo: Praise GEJ my foot. Nigerians are protecting their votes period.
The same GEJ ordered Segun Oni to be declared winner of a rerun election he did not win. It was a telephone conversion that was on speaker for all to hear at collation centre.
so you mean the election officer at the collation centre in ekiti has the direct line of GEJ embarassed embarassed embarassed huh huh shocked shocked NA WA OOOHHHHHH..una go kill person for this nairaland....infact your second name na KABIRU SOKOTO...MSCHEWWWWW
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by klaus3011(m):
Idowuogbo: First class ode!
kpele oooohhh...i feel your pain.. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by klaus3011(m): 10:08am On Jul 16, 2012
Idowuogbo: Ndo! i go refund u d western union grin grin grin grin
laff don fall me down ooooh
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by klaus3011(m): 10:04am On Jul 16, 2012
freecocoa: huh? huh
the guy na from ibadan naaa(omo ibadan kii nii soo,) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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