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obowunmi:
get married but I don't know how to go about finding a wife.

You need to attend a seminar on how to find a wife== Finding a wife requires real skill and knowledge-- so go and brush up your skills with a good seminar programme

Yes it should be mutual thing== but guys are more committed at the initial stage of such relationship== when the lady newly accepts his offer== but guys interest and commitment are bound to drop as the relationship progresses== law of diminishing returns sets in== At this time the bulk of the commitment are now shifted to the Lady,

Sweetcocoa, how are you there==Where av you been since hope you are good== miss yah

Nairaland is a faceless forum==You better check somewhere self for that Virtious woman/lady

Pet names are cool and nice== it gives someone good sense of belonging== And shows how much you are LOVED AND WANTED

udokpuenyi:
@ayojoseph

i saw your post about conversion of your cars from RHD to our normal drive.

I stay in Ladipo Spare parts and we handle all type of conversion and they are neatly and strongly done. To be honest with you, if you can buy the LHD dashbords and ship it together with the car, it will pay you more in term cost . As per handling the conversion, you do not have to worry about that. I cannot give an open cost here
We also undertake height control in  SUV (JEEPS), ECU programming and other technical and electrical works in modern cars

Reach me on

2347066353552

Thank you man== Am also expected to ship 3 RHD cars to Nigeria soon,  the yeye guy above was trying to discourage people who is interested in such car conversion== Am going to store your number,  But you can reach me too on email= coolioontime@yahoo.co.uk.

Nigerian version of[b] WIKKILEAKS[/b]

May God bless their business/church for more profits

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=560026.msg7248147#msg7248147 date=1291153855]My master is running deep into the bush . . . . Help me catch am [/quote]@ De-sense---Werrin do your master naww== and why is he running to the bush

Dyt:
Where v u bn all day
y did u mk me miss u so mush
well d guy is high na if nt he ll nt question my authourity as a goddess

I have been around all day==
But you are the scarce commodity=== I dont know wetin dey make the guy fear the goddess naww

Your advise is not a sough after==So I dont expect guys to listen to your cries

Dyt:
^^ ode ma le leyi ke
r u high on blue ewedu ni?

Dyt BLUE ewedu== how does that
look like is it good on amala too

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=559472.msg7245197#msg7245197 date=1291121806] [/quote]Your next day day will show if truely you can let me know how much you earn.

na so dem life be===but not all of them really

MzDarkSkin:
[s]LMAO! OMG! Thank you. SA boys crazy about backside? really? where have i been? i am just learning this![/s]

LOL! No there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, but men lose focus over it quick. Ok heres an example woman is in grocery store, she has a big bum she passes a man she finds attractive sneaks a look and goes about her business, the man's point of view is different. the same lady walks by him going about her business and he with his grocery list in hand completely turns his head in her direction, eyes pointed southward of her back until she disappear onto the next aisle. "SOMEHOW" she will see this man pushing his cart/ buggie near her until she leaves the store LOL. Hope i didnt offend. I love you guys but lol you are funny with sexuality! 

[s]LOL! I have heard of that dance. West African women do it. I agree with the reggae comment too! dancehall and traditional african music has such powerful beats if you dance to it, do not count on being "sweat free"[/s] lol.

Thats very funny experience I tell you==and could be very embarrassing

You this boy your initiation don complete ooo

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=559472.msg7245181#msg7245181 date=1291121581]My BF knows how much im earning,and he tells me every income he makes. We also consult each other before spending huge sums of money.[/quote]i dont know how much you earn== the other time i asked you== you were like

MzDarkSkin:
666 if you do not cease putting up that not-so-smart link! lol

*666's red ink reminds Mz DarkSkin of pepperoni pizza, going to kitchen to get a few slices.

LOL! @ K-Money!

I wish i could be a man for ONE day to see how brainless it is. NO OFFENSE. You guys just act on impulse when it comes to sexuality lol

@ MzDarkSkin

So is a bad thing for one to desire kwasa-kwasa and to say how he feels==i like you more than that babe== dont offend me,

Ikedonn:
I am even thinking now maybe to marry from other nationalities.I don't see why you will leave a lady who has been with you for long and understands you and go home to pick a naija lady you hardly know.Guys should try other countries when thinking of marriage.

Good idea kwasa-kwasa babes can do better

MzDarkSkin:
@K-Money I am not sure what that is. But dance? what!!!! I am a dancer! i love dancing! well wining and pelvic (lower half of body) movement dances anyway. but booty clap? no. i try to but i feel like a stripper LOL! LMFAO!

romantic move? you like booty clapping? lol! naughty naughty!

kwasa-kwass Booty clapping got my eyes rolling and mouth watering 

MzDarkSkin:
@SA Goddess LOL LMFAO! I understand you. I WOULDNT DO IT infront of ppl but i do practice tho. its basically moving your "cheeks" in and outward and inner movement rapidly and the "clapping" is the sound it makes (I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM DESCRIBING THIS LOL) for women with big bums. I would say see and example on youtube but it's YOUTUBE lol! No time for indecency!

(190, mr. cork, K Money, 666 sneaks off to youtube. . .lol)

MzDarkSkin

Thats a romantic move kwasa kwasa to the rescue  

@ MzDarkSkin,

Do you kwasa=kwasa too==it will be dangerous for the jugdes if you kwasa-kwasa with that your booty