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whoaaaa

This one pass me

hehehehehe

orisirisi

God knows i won't even follow him there

who knows what's running through his mind

ayam a fajin

AlphaGentleman:
Attention seeker she is..imagine a gurl seeking attention on net choii!

chaii..the matter tire me
pple can go to any length for attention
they can even hang themselves with rope on a tree and snap, just to seek for attention. lol

Are you ok sis?

do you need medical attention?

every woman will always have atleast one of these traits
nobody is perfect...

so ur search is just starting...

klassiquette:
I'll simply sleep just broke up with my bf so I'll sleep all day

sorry sis...
take heart

there will be restricted movement..so i'll be in the house enjoying self: such as sleeping, eating and watching movies
ko ju belo...

People always have the misconception that i'm unapproachable/saucy/wicked due to my strong face.
but they discover otherwise when they move closer to me.

WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN GUYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES
If you never received letters like these, you know nothing


Classic...

Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,



REPLY
Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood. And have a nice day

mrkay101:
exactly bro... its really not by force.

am no bro o :-

ROTFLMAO @ basket stuff...

probably the innocent old woman was just advising on another/general issue
and ur GF just related it with ur case.

sorry bro..
u can also tell her u want to try the eggs in one basket scenario
tihihihi

First, the amount is so ridiculous... i don't know why some tribes will sell out their daughters all in the name of bride price
no wonder, some women are being treated as goods bought.
what a priced possession!

2nd, they force the guy to pay ni, abi he was high on something when he was dishing out the cash?
you agreed to pay, why pass the aggression to the poor gurl?
you could av easily stopped the wedding than living in hell
abi na by force to marry ni

Age shouldn't be a barrier

from experience o, i prefer them older. they are more matured, they understand life issues better
and they are focused, they know what they want and they treat their women so well.

let her be for now, she does not know wat she will be missing.

experience is the best teacher, she will soon learn.
before, i used to prefer my age mate or 2 years diff but now i know better.

let it flow naturally, don't force it cos u might later regret it
if she's yours things will work out naturally.

if not, then u av to look for a more matured woman like u probably in her early or mid 30s

FYI, #mypersonalopinion#

i can but most stammerers are stubborn, aggressive and get angry easily
these 2 traits can piss one off

it majorly depends on the guy's pocket

i tire for sex matter

Olumo rock nko

congrats to them

this doesnt work in most cases

i don't even know
i tire

Age is just number...it's the mindset that matters
i might like to be 21 forever

woris yaw own consigns? #inmylittlegirlsvoice#

for where?

dey wan die?
please get your facts right b4 posting them online


btw, why is this in romance section?
na wa for u o

meaning?

Bruno 419

Battery1:
Fear who?

all the babes wey u claim to have dated ni

if they all handle you
your life will never remain the same

u no dey fear?

Ikebesupa:
@KMTEE: my apologies ok? Its quite suprising. Most times she would come by crying on my shoulders about how she's missing my friend.

lol..na only you get shoulder, how broad is your shoulder
can i come cry on it

on a more serious note, next time if she tries it again
tell her if she doesnt stop, you will report her to ur friend

shey na only car be her problem ni?

what of house, 6 digits bank account, red, green and blue passport
shenghen visa nko?

buhahaha

go buy one janopy
car na car
tihihihihi