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vigin guy FIRE!!!
i need a husband wth experience, who knows how to touch every part of it
cos if i'm married, i won't want to cheat on my husband.

don't cry for me Argentina....

say wetin happen...

propose to a typical African man?

mi o ni fe te

folameme: why won't he?birds of a feather flocks together,must u sleep wif ur boyfriend to prove ur love?why can't u let him respect u?why not let ur r/ship be based on true love and sincerity without any mixture of been intimate jst true love?why do u have to tarnish ur dignity as a woman to keep ur man?babe i aint condemning u ok,u can still keep ur legs close,what i jst have a problem wit is u saying*why would any one want to wait till the nite of their wedding*like seriously?one word babe:u're going to be someone's ancestor,pls behave urself and act decently!!!

relax dear, ther are some topics and posts u don't take serious, pple are just having fun with words
so, take a chill pill madm virgin

ayam also a virgin, ayaff never done it b4 but i just happen to be familiar with diff sizes

my belle oooooo

Elusive9: I hate dogs

same here...
one dog bit my lap when i was 19years, spent 2 days in the hospital
since then, i can't stand dogs

she is buriful

eyebrow very well carved

vizkiz: if you do these with my girl, she will just keep looking @ you like this

ROTLMAO..
u no well, aswear

Marriage is not the end of the world and not the peak of success...
if you are married, enjoy ur marriage, if u are still single, enjoy it while it lasts
don't be desperate and go for less, when u rush into marriage, u will definitely rush out
dont listen to what people say
at the right time, the right person will come your way.
it's better late than to have an unhappy home just because you want to mark register and u don't want to be late.

d way u appear is the way people will address you, carry ursef with dignity, get busy, improve and upgrade yoursef..the right guy/gurl will surely come.

so many married pple are actualy not enjoying their marriages, hence the increase rate of divorce.
those who enjoy their marriage are the one who followed their hearts, who didnt listen to earsays and who do what is comfortable and please them, and not just following the multitude.

so my dear, it's no crime to be single...u won't remain single forever

oyihou: .

THERE ARE TWO SIDE TO EVERY COIN LET THE LADY SAY HER OWN SIDE OF THE STORY.
(Most times i don't believe any online stories)

Answer

1. What if the lady works in the bank or in a place that drain her physical energy,the solution is to look for a male cook.

2. The inlaw come and stay if they can behave wisely some inlaw do search the couples bedrooms look for what to take and give food items to some of their friends and some invite their friends and they will begin to cook different food in your absence meanwhile they cannot do that in their own house or sister's husband house.
So why do unto her what u cannot do in your house or your sister's husband house. The male cook will wash the plates nobody is a slave to another, can you tell the RICHES WOMAN IN NIGERIA TO WASH HER INLAW'S PLATES MEANWHILE THEY HAVE A MAID SUCH PEOPLE GET INVOLVE MOSTLY IN CRITICAL THINKING THAT IS WHY SHE IS RICH AND YOU ARE POOR.


3. The fact that somebody is a mother inlaw does not make her a QUALIFIED MARRIAGE COUNSELOR BY MERIT. Solution let HIM look for a qualified marriage counselor.


4. op how would you feel if your father continiously give every dick and harry a lift, don't become TIMAYA THAT WILL LEAD PEOPLE ASTRAY AND ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS OF SIN.


5. EMPLOY THE SERVICES OF A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WHO IS QUALIFIED BY MERIT.

well, from the little i know
the MIL lives in another state, she has not even visited them since they got married, their communication has always been on fone. it was only the brother in law that had visited once and stayed for just weekend friday to monday,

the lady doesnt have a mother anymore, she grew up with her step mother who maltreated her, so the mil just wanted to be nice and be a mother to her.

the guy invited a marriage counsellor and the church pastor to the house to talk to them, after they left, it was battle galour, the wife warned him not to invite third party to their matter again.

they just got married, no kids yet, whats the service of househelp for when dey are just 2 and dey both hardly stay at home.

the lady works in a federal govt parastal, so she closes earlier dan d hubby

wow wow wow..these posts are so on point
he's reading them now and i believe he will take the necessary action.

i'm also learning, i almost married a guy out of pity
thank God for my dad who opened my eyes to many issues of life...
i broke up with him despite the fact that we had done a formal introduction.
i want a man who can act as d head, intelligent, take decision and man enough to control his home and at the same time love his wife dearly.
not some dummy who sheds tears after little argument or work issue..so irritating

marriage is so complex

make up all the way..it's no crime

u for say make we no wear bra, earrings and carry handbag sef

anytime i don't wear make up, pple ask if i'm sick

even deeper life members apply lip balm and white powder.

so take a chill pill bro

A colleague got married 6 months ago to his woman who he had, roughly 4 years relationship with before proceeded to the alter. but after he resumed from honeymoon break and was asked how he is enjoying his new status..he cofided in few of us and complained bitterly about his wife's characters, of which some of us had warned him against this lady b4 he married her but he said she would change, marriage changes women.

this lady nags, complains about his friends, his colleagues, his in-law, she is too demanding...
After they got married and resumed back to their respective work: the wife laid down some rules indirectly
1. she won't be cooking during the week except on weekends, so they get what they would eat on their way from work.
2. no in-law should come stay more than a week and for the duration of their stay, they must cook and wash their plates themselves.
3. he must not report her to his mother, mother-in-law cannot advise her what to do, whenever she errs, he must be ready to protect her and he must not allow any member of his family to disrespect her.
4. he must not give any female friend/colleague a ride even if they are staying in the same street, except she is in the car with him.
5. Sex should only happen according to how it's written and explained in one of her books, hubby can't just demand for sex anyhow, it must be according to timetable.

Now, the guy complains bitterly, quarrel and nagging every now and then...he now closes late cos he is too scared of getting home early cos of complaints, nagging and fight..the last fight they had was that the mother called and started tutoring her on how to take care of her man, how to love him, how to adore him and how to be submissive to her man, the woman even shared some of her experience with the lady. she was so furious dat wen they got home, the wife started complaining and lamenting that he is not protecting him from his family, the mother is always on her neck telling her wat to do and not do bla bla bla

the guy came to us for advise..we told him he had it coming cos we warned him, the lady had come to office one time to cause drama and we told him categorically that she is not a wife material but cos he met her a virgin, he went ahead to marry him...
the hubby is really in a mess now and is affecting his performance at work..some of his femle friends advised him to divorce the lady, some advise him to find solace in another woman's arm but we, the female colleague advised him to take charge of his home, stand up as a man and set things straight.

your advise on this is needed please? should he follow his male colleague's advice or female's?

see yansh
*yuck*

some comments got me ROTF
dunno y

btw..congrats sire

hmmmm
some years back i slapped my bf and wat i got back was more dan 5k recharge card...the next thing i knew was dat i was rolling on the floor
how i landed on the floor still marvels me till today, it was as if they were playing jazz music inside my ear drum, headache, cold and fever all rushed into my system.
since den, they no born me make i slap man even my younger brothers.

my bf begged and begged but that ended the relationship...

i learnt my lesson the hardway, cos den i was fond of slapping my younger brothers who are far more bigger than me, d slap pass thunder

oh baby!!!

you really got served

sorry dear...u should av just used ur delete button
if they don't get ur reply, they'll stop

#okbye

lmao
naughty geh

story for the gods...
tell us the truth

a man of 40, very strong lured a gurl of 15 to his room
wanted to rape the gurl..the little gurl struggled with all her power and might, she screamed but the man put on d gen so pple could not hear her screamed

after so much punching and beating, the gurl gave up and told the man she would allow him
the stupid man dropped down his boxer and was about mounting the gurl when she suddenly grapped his thing and squeezed the hell of it. the man screamed and groaned, started punching d gurl to release, d lady refused until after the man begged with his life.
the lady ran out..the man spent 2 days in the hospital and was arrested.

so my dear...it's not tenable for a single boy not even a man to rape u, except from your sleep.

haha

why won't we?
*cleaning all the cleanables
*washing all the washable
*scrubbing all the scrubbables
*shaving all the shavables

all for una noni

she actually played a fast one on u
you shouldn't av asked her out in the first place, she only agreed to date you cos of the things she is getting from you.
so she collected that sum from you and kissed you good bye.

my advise is you let her be
i can assure you that she will come back wen she needs money, as she has seen u as a kind hearted and probably a maga.
but you should be wise enough to know what to do when she comes back.

when you want to help someone, do not attach any string to it.
get yoursef anoda gurl and don't base the relationship on money, money doesn't determine love

very true

these guys are simply the best, no doubt

o make sense baje

#i gat the magic ejeajo#

isacolukay: YES!!! Infact, I should be awarded as the biggest beneficiary in catfish history.
E get one babe wey I catch for 2go back in d days, told me she just came back from Yankee (fine gal, beautiful face), I just dey happy say I don hammer! We got it on and I invited her home. She accepted o! I come go dey prepare the kain chaw wey I never prepare b4 for my life. Wen I went to pick her at d junction, I was taken aback by what I saw. I wan run but for where? She saw me wit d phone in my ear as I called her.
I swear the gal fat pass Lepacious Bose (and I'm not exaggerating). As I carry am reach house dat day, I lock up, at least, she don come she don come she must collect dis nyt, 2moro morning, make she dey go.
D gal no gree comot o. I had to beg a female friend to come pose as my gf and pick quarrel with her before she raised up her large body to leave.

ROTFLMAO
see gobe

lastchild: Many people misunderstood this my thread, as am typing this am expecting a girl to come around by 2.pm for a hot phuck

Some of you pity me as if I can't get a girl,I do get girls more than people in a relationship, my problem is that these girls like hanging around me for phuck or something best known to them but not as a gf

wow
at 32, u cant actually be an undergraduate
is it dat u dont av a job for u to be expecting a gurl to Bleep on a friday noon or u are off-duty and d best way to use it is to Bleep a gurl? i pity you.
you need to change..life is not all about sex

ladies don suffer for una hand
sign of idleness

#monitoringSpirits#

look before you leap
marriage is not as easy as oyinbos portray it, it takes lot of maturity to handle (and by maturity, aint talking about age)

rush in rush out

yeparipa!!!!
one chance