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Love Letters Back In The Days by KMTee(f): 1:29pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN GUYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES If you never received letters like these, you know nothing Classic... Dear Sugar Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them. Yourz Ever, REPLY Dear Honie My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time. How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart. My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie. If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today. Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood. And have a nice day
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Re: Love Letters Back In The Days by dstnd: 8:15am On Feb 06, 2015 |
menh u nailed it |
Re: Love Letters Back In The Days by alienvirus: 8:52am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Love Letters Back In The Days by Hibiscuss(m): 9:07am On Feb 06, 2015 |
My own first love letter was eventually read in front of the whole class. |
Re: Love Letters Back In The Days by Nobody: 9:11am On Feb 06, 2015 |
I swear!!! You are fuckingl.y right...... |
Re: Love Letters Back In The Days by Sarimah(f): 9:51am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Hibiscuss:same here |
Re: Love Letters Back In The Days by Enegod(m): 10:02am On Feb 06, 2015 |
If you send them today, you will be seen as a psycho stalker... |
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