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Jokes EtcRe: 13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 5:14pm On Jul 01, 2016
Call duration with your mother vs call duration with your father..



Especially when your mother calls to pray for you.

Jokes EtcRe: 13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 5:11pm On Jul 01, 2016
when their voices increase exponentially during a call..


Calm down

Jokes EtcRe: 13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 5:08pm On Jul 01, 2016
when your father says "he has been calling you since" but you see only one missed call..




'Since ke?'

Jokes EtcRe: 13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 5:06pm On Jul 01, 2016
5. When you check your phone and see double digits missed call from your mother..




When you call back and she says "I was just calling you to wash plate"

Jokes EtcRe: 13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 4:59pm On Jul 01, 2016
4. How you talk to your parents over the phone


For the ENTIRE phone call

RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 4:57pm On Jul 01, 2016
Maxi112:
why not give him your blessingsundecided

do it for me with your numerous..huh.
I'll get back to you..
Jokes EtcRe: 13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 4:52pm On Jul 01, 2016
3. When they spend half of the conversation shouting HELLO



"Nawa"

Jokes EtcRe: 13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 4:36pm On Jul 01, 2016
2. When they answer your call then wait for 10 seconds before speaking..




"What is going on?"

RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 4:32pm On Jul 01, 2016
Maxi112:
grin grin find it so amusing hitting a deal with your honourable monikergrin anyway such is life, things like this do happen for a reason.


let sheath our sword for a peaceful contest, it might sound rude or hash whichever way. let have a healthy contest bruh.

I'm rooting for kinginvahala, you tell me yours, I assure you my total support... let do it in a good faith8)
a deal you say? Hmmm..

Lol.. If your guy is good, he'll get the support he needs..
Jokes Etc13 Things That Are Just Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls by KnightRod(op): 4:26pm On Jul 01, 2016
when they complain that you're always pressing your phone but complain when you miss their calls.



What do you want ehn?

RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 4:08pm On Jul 01, 2016
Maxi112:
bruh yes.. I'm, if he wanna see it as a witch haunt. so be it.



I employ dgyeasy to address this issue of mods contesting for mr nl at once, its a big issue to me.


I hate injustice, even nature abhors to it, I won't be comfortable campaigning for my nominee with the mods, things are not done that way.

btw... very well thank you.. Hope you don't mind voting my guy to finalundecided I will do same in return
yes, you've spoken well..


Who's your guy?
RomanceRe: If You Were asked To collect 1,000 From All Your Ex How Much Will You Get? by KnightRod(m): 3:37pm On Jul 01, 2016
Lol. About 2k
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 3:30pm On Jul 01, 2016
Maxi112:
cheesy cheesy cheesy exactly bro. he wanna turn this contest to his favour, by influencing his follow mod. I'm not against him as a person, but his position here I'm against undecided


btw.. am aware of that.. I don't need amadioha or shango to inform me, let him come and ban me I'm waiting for him.


how is your day goinghuh
Lol. You're against his position.. Amusing..



Yes bro.. That's the way they usually exercise their megacy..


Going well.. And yours?
RomanceRe: 3 Fruits That Clear Your Dark Armpits by KnightRod(m): 2:35pm On Jul 01, 2016
Thank you.. Very helpful.
RomanceRe: Satisfying A Woman!!!! by KnightRod(m): 2:31pm On Jul 01, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
What are you talking about?
check rule number 4.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 2:29pm On Jul 01, 2016
Fynestboi:
How do you define who is "just a member"


The last time I checked, Nairaland cannot be a website without her MEMBER, so what makes you just a member.? grin grin

Educate me. smiley
Notice the adjective?


You're not 'Just' a member.. You're a moderator!
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 2:26pm On Jul 01, 2016
Kenneth205:
[size=15pt]Please Endorse  Kenneth205 ‎For Mr Nairaland 2016!!  Love you Plenty!! wink [/size]
okay, I'll keep you in mind.
RomanceRe: Satisfying A Woman!!!! by KnightRod(m): 2:25pm On Jul 01, 2016
undecided art of love making??
Hidden sexuality section??

What happened?? undecided
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 2:19pm On Jul 01, 2016
Maxi112:
Egbon. learn how to talk to people you don't no.

why won't I come out straighthuh do I look like those peeps that asslick you mods?? god forbid Maxwell asslick his follow human, not in this world dude.

you ain't just a member like me, you're a moderator for crying out load. we all here are in title entitled to our opinion, the only thing you could do is to ban me.


I'm against any moderator contesting for Mr nl. I await my ban


cc seun...
Lol.. There's actually nothing you can do when you say "I'm against any moderator contesting for Mr.NL"


He can easily pull strings.. Shut you up..(Including all your alts) until the contest is over.. undecided that's the kind of power we're talking about..


And his campaign manager had the guts to mention 'equity'..
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Tournament Is Not For Mods by KnightRod(m): 2:10pm On Jul 01, 2016
who takes a rocket launcher to a gun range?

Finest boy should step down!
RomanceRe: So I Would Be Coming Out For Mr NL. by KnightRod(m): 2:02pm On Jul 01, 2016
Verify first.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders......my Female Friend Needs Help On Sex Education by KnightRod(m): 2:00pm On Jul 01, 2016
at a particular point in their life, some women would pick an experienced 'daddy' over a young boy..


I don't know why..
RomanceRe: Does Thinking About Sex With Someone Else Count As Cheating Too? by KnightRod(m): 1:58pm On Jul 01, 2016
Lol.. Jesus said, if you lust over a woman, you have committed adultery..


I guess it does in a way..
RomanceRe: What Birthday Gift Can A Girl Get For Her Guy??.(picture) by KnightRod(m): 1:55pm On Jul 01, 2016
A quality perfume.
RomanceRe: Why I Adviced My Elder Brother Not To Marry A Nigerian Woman by KnightRod(m): 1:48pm On Jul 01, 2016
My elder brother is 31yrs old, just got married to an igbo girl and they both resides in United states.
okay..


Before he got married, he usually sends N135,000 when converted to Naira to mom and dad every end of the month.
But after he got married 6 months ago, he stopped sending money to folks at the end of every month.
He now sends money whenever he likes.
Does he send the money for them to invest or eat and suffer in luxury? He pays them salary?

Not like my folks needed the money that much.. But you know, it's the dream of every parents to eat from their children sweat right?
Lol.. What kind of parents don't create a self-sustainable Life for themselves?? How did they ever manage to bring up children? That's mismanagement.. No offence to your folks..

From the way the wife responded to phone conversation shows she's the one responsible for this strange behaviour of my dear brother.
Once a man gets married, his wife and children become his family.. Every other person is an appendage the man will chose to help.. For whatever reason, he owes no earthly obligation unless his conscience or need requires him to..

Who knows if things are difficult for them over there??


So what joy do Nigerian ladies gain in tryna tore families apart?
Only wicked demons derive Joy in doing that.. So far.. There's nothing you've written that says his wife is trying to tear YOUR family apart.. Because she definitely isn't trying to tear hers apart.


This is one of the reasons I adviced him not to marry a Nigerian woman because of their selfish nature.
Lol.. I wonder what "selfish" nature you're talking/typing about.. And to think you would generalise is just so sad, when you completely know our minds don't work like the inter-connected internet.. We all think and act different..

A white woman won't do these.
Lol.. Really?? If you have personal issues, failed relationships, and what not with particular Nigerian. Women... Go and sort it out..
RomanceRe: A Girl Am Planning To Get Married Next Year Left Me Because Of Pastor by KnightRod(m): 1:31pm On Jul 01, 2016
grin it's funny she believes so much in her pastor's third eye.. But, you know what they say.. If it aint yours, it aint yours..
RomanceRe: Does It Mean Dat We Ar Dating by KnightRod(m): 1:26pm On Jul 01, 2016
VickyRotex:
Before I say anything. Please what is "savis"? undecidedJust a simple kwasion ni undecided
grin oh c'mon you didn't have to..


But I guess she's talking/typing about her NYSC.. She did type 'redeployment' or something of that sort..



However, op.. If you Love him enough.. You could ask him out.. Ask him to be your boyfriend or if you're not comfortable he hasn't Officially asked you to be his girlfriend, why don't you bring it up in one of your conversations.. Whenever you deem suitable.. Try and avoid those awkward moments though.. They're bound to happen..
RomanceRe: 3 Perfect Ways To Know If A Lady Is A V!rgin Or Not by KnightRod(m): 1:21pm On Jul 01, 2016
Lol.. Society is evolving, and sadly I don't think virginity might make it to society's future layouts..
RomanceRe: Woman Tied Up Her Alleged Rapist Before Her Boyfriend Beheaded Him With A Machet by KnightRod(m): 1:19pm On Jul 01, 2016
Smh
RomanceRe: Dija Welcomes A Baby Boy by KnightRod(m): 11:42am On Jul 01, 2016
Bloggers and nonsense factless news..

Pictures or I don't believe it!

I won't open my instagram app just because of Di'ja

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