timsonpreye:
dodos bro

timsonpreye:
this one pass romancelanders

may your days be long!.

Smellymouth:
DuChessMerezz, is there any hope for this kinda lady?

cocaineaddict:

rehab your papa first

Chrisrare:
Hmmm... So watching chickens conjugate is fascinating to u?

Is that weird?

Chrisrare:
Lol.. Is her diary dat boring??

on the contrary, it's very fascinating.

Staru1:


Approved one. True words frm me

to live is to love



I hope you've secured another Job? You can't take care of a woman with only Love.. You need money..

ErnieSmallzz:
thank you, i hope it aint that boring oh

not at all, it's as exciting as watching chickens conjugate for existence.

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, uncle. Happy ramadan to u 2, u a muslim?

Cutehector:
lol wen I nakked myself. She nakked herself too. I was shy dah tym eh. I told her i'v not done it befor. So she was na playing with my tin..


Den she na put it insyd her tin..I put it insyd one hole, it was very tyt, she laugh at me and said I just put my tin in her ass. Dah dats not where I should put it. I was ashamed sha.


So she na carry my tin and put it insyd d odA one and said I should be holding her bombom and be pushing it in and out like dat.



Den as I was pushing it in and out like dat, the tin started becomin too too sweet.


She say I should not pour insyd her oo. I ask her why, she say dah if I pour insyd she will geh pregnant. But the tin was just sweeting me. I was doing doing...



I didn't knw wen I pour insyd waaaaaaa.. she got angry and push me away. Started cursing me..


I told her sorry na, I ddnt knw wen the akamu come out. She got angry and wore her pant. Chei

ErnieSmallzz:
which kyn swear b dat? U are suppose to say "IF IT IS A LIE THAT I AM A VIRGIN, MY ACCOUNT SHOULD DE-ACTIVATE BY ITSELF THIS NIGHT"

I can't do that. Can't swear twice, it's against the Armenian Myroid code as amended in 1939 by Lohki van Mhikstokriyanchi


Happy Ramadan.

ErnieSmallzz:
oya swear with ur monicker

Forces therein, hear thee my swear this day..


If I lie about my virginity, cause thy wrath upon my moniker and may it change from KnightRod to KnightPùssy



There.. believe me now??

ErnieSmallzz:
but uncle why u lying

Muvacci:


Starve people of your photos bruh. Use banners instead.

Why?

IamLEGEND1:
So all you're saying in essence is you are a sissy and running critically low on self esteem & would want desperate harlots to chat you up.
on the bright side,You've come to the right place as there are lots of em' hungry bawds here

So,eeeeerrrrhhhhmmm.....goodluck.

good lord!