₦airaland Forum

Nonsense. The people of the Bible were yellow and purple.

ItuExchange:
“Sincerely, I do not blame pastors that have private jet in our time and season. Pastor Adeboye is busier than the president of Nigeria – the president of Nigeria oversees only this nation, I don’t know if we can know how many nations Pastor Adeboye is overseeing from Redemption Camp.”
- Rev. Olu Johnson

I’m trying to be more empathetic these days but…………this Olu Johnson motherfucker is insane.

ivolt:
The only person who owes you equal free speech protection is your government not private companies.
Not even news media are required to carry news or event you care about, you must seek out those
that agree with your worldview.

I don't care about X either way but expecting a user generated content platform to follow any reporting standard
not required by law is nothing but entitlement.

If you have an X account, you can start posting those atrocities say as reported by Aljazeera, you may even buy ads
to promote them. Don't expect X to help you with that.
The only thing X care about is X itself plus some vain culture war of its owner.

I don’t expect X to follow a reporting standard and my comment was directed at those who accuse Brazilian authorities of stifling free speech as if X is a bastion of free speech and not a propaganda outlet for Musk, things he finds agreeable, and his allies such as the Israelis.

A user generated content platform refusing to follow laws and leveling false accusations is the height of delusional entitlement

GRACEGLORY:
And... Your headline is wrong...

It was due to an escalating fight between Elon Musk and a Brazilian judge who wants censorship.

Bullshit, you must be one of those fanboys. All the clown has to do to lift the ban is have legal representatives in Brazil. And if you think that musk rat isn’t censoring speech he doesn’t like ( meaning decent speech), you are dumber than I thought.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/world/brazilian-judge-suspends-musks-x-platform-for-refusing-to-name-a-legal-representative

ivolt:
Despite what Musk and his fanboys think, no country want absolute free speech.

That disgusting Boer swine doesn’t care about no “free speech” and his fan boys are just dumb bastards. He is a fascist suffering from the psychosis of wealth and using that twitter crap to enable depraved characters like him.

If he cared about free speech for instance, twitter would be the venue to view all Jew atrocities in Palestine for example but you would be hard pressed to find such.

NaBanga:
Nigerians can't understand this. Once your needs move past hunger and societal pressure, you start to think what is best for you on a higher level. Cena doesn't need children as a retirement plan. If he wants to travel, wake up by 3 AM and walk through the house unclothed, he doesn't have to worry about any little people seeing him. He doesn't have to worry doing a "bad job" and later hearing from the children they were abused in anyway. No one can hold him emotionally hostage through his children.

In addition, he may have some type of traumatic history growing up or a medical condition, that would affect his ability to raise children the way he desires. To care for children appropriately is a huge responsibility and he doesn't want it. He is an honorable and honest human being.

He is smart unlike the people on this board and most people in general. They are too busy repeating the nonsensical religious phrase “children are a blessing” to view reality and acknowledge that “children are a responsibility” and nothing more. Some people who aren’t retarded and religious (but I repeat myself) are not falling for stupid ass “tradition” or being driven totally by instincts.

Hell, if children are a blessing then where did all these stupid motherfucking imprecations come from?!!

MaxInDHouse:
There are two Hebrews words Jesus used to describe the condition of the dead back in the first century:

He should have used Swahili to make it more believable.

solacong:
sending people to hellfire is also an act of Love

Lol

Krismas:
not in Nigeria so far.
A man was supposedly buried in Jerusalem but his burial clothes was found in Italy?
Religion is the most stupid drug anyone can be high on

I always find it funny how the god of the Hebrews has a spokesman whose position is a relic of ancient Roman religion.

I wonder what Octavian Caesar would have thought if told that the position he once occupied “Pontifex Maximus”, would one day be office of the head of the Christian religion that venerates a Jew and the god of the Hebrews.

History is hilariously ridiculous as is most human activity.

You think the “shroud of Turin” is stupid. You should read about Constantine’s mother in Judea during the 4th century. They found the “true cross” 300 years after the alleged event. Lmao

kingxsamz:
I agree. The spaghetti monster made all of this possible. 👏🏾

We were made in their image. Ramen!

KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.

Once upon a time in a land where the tortoise flies and the eagle crawls, there lived a young man cohabitating with a girl. One day when the sun rose in the west……

LordReed:
China had as many gold medals as the US why didn't Jesus help them? Because neither your god nor does the name of Jesus hold any sway in who wins but sure keep thinking they do cos your belief has nothing to do with reality.

Meanwhile, Jesus totally ignored all the groveling worshippers of Nigeria who couldn’t even win one medal. 0-0-0

jaephoenix:
Yeah, I heard that Mary gist. I heard he pinned the pregnancy on the holy spirit, and ran away. The paternity case got him

The Holy Spirit is celibate so it was a vicious lie.

jaephoenix:
Word!
Yahweh should just stop getting jealous when his ex girlfriend is getting shagged by Zeus

He’s been jealous of Zeus for a while. He got Mary pregnant because Zeus did it first with Semele.

jaephoenix:
I heard she is his sidechick

Word on Mount Olympus is that they are first cousins. Scandal!

LordReed:
Does she know how jealous Hera gets? She should ask Medusa.

Hera is currently distracted by Heracles.

Lucifyre:
😂
Where's Athena in all this?

She’s busy being a dominatrix to Yahweh.

Aemmyjah:
You have seen where you have shut yourself in the foot. Like other stupid atheists on this thread, you'll digress into something else. See the simple question my brother Maxindhouse asked you and the shocking response you gave. Even artificial intelligence won't say such

Next time you're asked a question, since atheism won't help you think well, ask chatgpt

Zeus said the wind is made of invisible foam while the moon is made of cheese. The sun is dragged by chariot across the sky by Apollo.

Aemmyjah:
Atheism has made you a joke in the guise of intelligence or critical thinking just as Islam fundamentalism will make on plant bomb in his body with the guise of 72 virgins in heaven

You said something is not real and you said you see it? Even artificial intelligence or an illiterate won't say such nonsense

Then I ride my unicorn to Mars every two weeks to have tea with Ogun and Serapis Christus.

Aemmyjah:
Are you joking?
Well, atheism has placed you in a sorry situation like Lordreed and Jaephoenix

You can see something that is not real?
Atheism is the worst kind of mental slavery ever

Yes!! I also see leprechauns, gnomes, ghosts, fairies, carbon dioxide, unicorns, and sulphur.

MaxInDHouse:
Is OXYGEN real?
Can you see it?
Does it sustain life?
Answers to these questions will really help you!

Is oxygen real? Of course not!!
Can I see it? I see it all the time!
Does it sustain life? Of course not!!!

All these talk of oxygen means some dumb ass theist probably compared his imaginary friend to “invisible” oxygen.

MasterJayJay:
Shame on you!! Did you come into this world via the anus of a man for you to have this hatred towards women leaders?

It’s like some of those clowns do not have mothers or maybe their mothers are not up to snuff.

CyrusVI:
Fuel wey dey fail lab test na wetin dem dey push,dey sell for filling station. Dem go just dey knock people engine anyhow

Forget engine. Can you imagine these clowns contribution to the “slump and die” epidemic due to the pollution they are causing with their substandard product? These people are criminals.

Negroic9:
A lot do not know that West pushed the Jews far away from them for reason not because it is their former home,and will use all forces available to them to make sure they never come back.

Shit, I would push to them away from me too. A cursory reading of their religious beliefs makes it plain as day that the religion can only produce morally depraved creatures.
However, their beef with their fellow Europeans was just the result of 500 years of European bigotry coming home to roost. The European leisure class spent centuries calling other people subhuman, so I find it hilarious that the Nazis started calling their fellow European “subhuman”, especially the jews.

HydraFeeds:
I can't imagine people that stand against Hitler's holocaust engaging in ethnic cleansing.

Their religion is no different from Nazism. It’s crazy how people can’t see it even with the actions of the apartheid state of Israel.
Substitute Master Race with Chosen People. Substitute Lebensraum with Promised Land. Same supremacist delusion, different hats.
The bastards are no different from Nazis that’s why I don’t give a damn if the Nazis killed 6 million of them. Should have been 12 million. Their religious lore is filled with genocide and their conception of god might be the most vile idea in all of literature. I for one am not surprised by them.

Negroic9:
Most of those supporting isreal are either ignorant, goyims, been threatened or they are scared of Israel.
But for those who know who the Jews are, over time
Just go through history

Supremacists bastards get away with it because half the world is brainwashed by the Christian nonsense and the ridiculous veneration of the repulsive ancient Israelites.

Malroux:
Only the Igbo can be mentioned in the same sentence with bravery.

Lol. That’s funny

Lucifyre:
…. contradicts ……. how we know the world works. … .

Forgive my edit by the remnant is the ONLY argument needed for these religious nonsense.

“Tamizuddin, during his interrogation, contended that the woman was mentally unstable and lacked personal identification and travel documents at the time of the incident.”

So that gave you the right to rape her?!!! Lmao. I’m sorry for laughing but this dude ought to be castrated for that excuse alone.

As he should. If his cult leading charlatan role model called Jesus could commandeer a donkey, then he should be able to fly private jets.