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MindHacker9009:
If you believe that we were not made by an intelligent being then you might as well believe that cars and robots too were not made by intelligent people.

Cars are alien technology created using magic. The tech was brought to earth by accident.

MindHacker9009:
You might as well say car and robots were not made they just come into existence by themselves.

Why would I say that when only leprechauns and unicorns come into existence by themselves?

DeepSight:
It's cosmic masturbation bro.

A big jerk-off.

MindHacker9009:
You cannot say because a robot cannot experience our world so a robot can say it does not have a maker. A very advanced Being or Beings created this world and the universe as it could not have existed from nothing. Just like a robot have different parts and they all work together to make them do what we want, so I believe humans are part of a bigger system that these advanced Beings are using to do what they want.

If this “Being or Beings” exist, I have to say they have a wonderful sense of humor. DeepSight understands what I mean.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-NdfAPt_c&pp=ygUaQW5pbWFsIGVhdGluZyBhbmltYWwgYWxpdmU%3D

MindHacker9009:
Since you are an atheists, do you have moral standards you follow?
It is true that all religions makes a joke of their gods, but the Ten Commandments of the Torah has good moral standards.

But you cannot say because a car cannot experience our world so a car can say it does not have a maker. A very advanced Being or Beings created this world and the universe as it could not have existed from nothing. Just like a car have different parts and they all work together to allow us to drive them, so I believe humans are part of a bigger system that these advanced Beings are using.

Since you are a Buddhist, do you follow the precepts of the divine Siddhartha?!

The gods are often ridiculous because of the nature of their creators. The Ten
They do contain some a handful of good morals, which cannot be said to be unique or profound.

Cars are not conscious or self aware organisms so the analogy falls flat. I don’t know what nothing is, I only know what is and that is the universe that I am a temporarily, conscious and self aware, part of. Whether there are “Being or Beings” beyond us is not something I can speak of although I do have ideas based on decades of experiencing and observing existence. Humans are indeed a part of the larger system called the universe.

MindHacker9009:
I take it that you are an athirst, so what sincere edicts do you follow as an athirst?

I don’t follow edicts. Gods are nonsense is not a statement of “belief” but a statement of fact. Atheists don’t believe in gods, I say I KNOW gods aren’t real and they are no different from any other fictional character anyone can create.

I didn’t know the Quran was this hilarious!! W
I don’t blame him. If a stone stole my clothes and I have to run naked after it, I would beat the stone and then drown it.

Allah's Apostle said, "(The Prophet) Moses was a shy person and used to cover his body completely because of his extensive shyness. One of the children of Israel hurt him by saying, 'He covers his body in this way only because of some defect in his skin, either leprosy or scrotal hernia, or he has some other defect.' Allah wished to clear Moses of what they said about him, so one day while Moses was in seclusion, he took off his clothes and put them on a stone and started taking a bath. When he had finished the bath, he moved towards his clothes so as to take them, but the stone took his clothes and fled; Moses picked up his stick and ran after the stone saying, 'O stone! Give me my garment!' Till he reached a group of Bani Israel who saw him naked then, and found him the best of what Allah had created, and Allah cleared him of what they had accused him of. The stone stopped there and Moses took and put his garment on and started hitting the stone with his stick. By Allah, the stone still has some traces of the hitting, three, four or five marks. THIS IS WHAT ALLAH REFERS TO IN HIS SAYING:-- "O you who believe! Be you not like those Who annoyed Moses, But Allah proved his innocence of that which they alleged, And he was honorable In Allah's Sight." ( Q 33.69)

advocatejare:
Sahih al-Bukhari 278
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said, 'The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet (ﷺ) Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, 'By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.' So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, "My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, 'By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."

So when Moses wasn’t busy performing magic tricks with his walking stick like turning water into blood, he was busy fighting rocks and stones. Lmao at “excessive beating”.

MindHacker9009:
I'm high on the The 10 Commandments God Almighty gave to us through Moses

The 10 Commandments:
You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make idols.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy: This for me means relax one day a week at home and also thank God Almighty.
Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.

You are high enough to think these commandments are some profound edicts.

MindHacker9009:
True! Anyone that has seen Jesus must be high on something!

She must be high in the same thing as you. Maybe she took a toke of Moses burning bush.

MindHacker9009:
Which of these Jesuses did she see? Moses is the only true prophet of God and God gave the 10 commandments through Moses for us to follow.

sonmvayina:
Now I know you are a dummy..

Just read please...i will cure your ignorance (and maybe illiteracy) as time goes on...

What kind of teacher starts of by insulting the student? Is this how it is done in the land flowing with milk and honey? Are some peoples veins flowing with vinegar in this land of milk and honey? Are you from this land? When did you last visit?

sonmvayina:
This thread will show us how to get to the land flowing with milk and honey using the Torah as our guide...

There must be gigantic bees in this land you speak of. What do they do about the ant problem? Also, how do they deal with all that milk when it turns and how big are the cows?
Does it rain milk on some days and honey on some others?
Where is this land located. On earth? Another planet? Another galaxy?
Does the Torah include a map to get to this land?
What kind of vessel is needed for the trip?
How long would the trip take?

Are the inhabitants of this land flowing with milk and honey made out of bread and biscuits?

Nonsense. The people of the Bible were yellow and purple.

ItuExchange:
“Sincerely, I do not blame pastors that have private jet in our time and season. Pastor Adeboye is busier than the president of Nigeria – the president of Nigeria oversees only this nation, I don’t know if we can know how many nations Pastor Adeboye is overseeing from Redemption Camp.”
- Rev. Olu Johnson

I’m trying to be more empathetic these days but…………this Olu Johnson motherfucker is insane.

ivolt:
The only person who owes you equal free speech protection is your government not private companies.
Not even news media are required to carry news or event you care about, you must seek out those
that agree with your worldview.

I don't care about X either way but expecting a user generated content platform to follow any reporting standard
not required by law is nothing but entitlement.

If you have an X account, you can start posting those atrocities say as reported by Aljazeera, you may even buy ads
to promote them. Don't expect X to help you with that.
The only thing X care about is X itself plus some vain culture war of its owner.

I don’t expect X to follow a reporting standard and my comment was directed at those who accuse Brazilian authorities of stifling free speech as if X is a bastion of free speech and not a propaganda outlet for Musk, things he finds agreeable, and his allies such as the Israelis.

A user generated content platform refusing to follow laws and leveling false accusations is the height of delusional entitlement

GRACEGLORY:
And... Your headline is wrong...

It was due to an escalating fight between Elon Musk and a Brazilian judge who wants censorship.

Bullshit, you must be one of those fanboys. All the clown has to do to lift the ban is have legal representatives in Brazil. And if you think that musk rat isn’t censoring speech he doesn’t like ( meaning decent speech), you are dumber than I thought.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/world/brazilian-judge-suspends-musks-x-platform-for-refusing-to-name-a-legal-representative

ivolt:
Despite what Musk and his fanboys think, no country want absolute free speech.

That disgusting Boer swine doesn’t care about no “free speech” and his fan boys are just dumb bastards. He is a fascist suffering from the psychosis of wealth and using that twitter crap to enable depraved characters like him.

If he cared about free speech for instance, twitter would be the venue to view all Jew atrocities in Palestine for example but you would be hard pressed to find such.

NaBanga:
Nigerians can't understand this. Once your needs move past hunger and societal pressure, you start to think what is best for you on a higher level. Cena doesn't need children as a retirement plan. If he wants to travel, wake up by 3 AM and walk through the house unclothed, he doesn't have to worry about any little people seeing him. He doesn't have to worry doing a "bad job" and later hearing from the children they were abused in anyway. No one can hold him emotionally hostage through his children.

In addition, he may have some type of traumatic history growing up or a medical condition, that would affect his ability to raise children the way he desires. To care for children appropriately is a huge responsibility and he doesn't want it. He is an honorable and honest human being.

He is smart unlike the people on this board and most people in general. They are too busy repeating the nonsensical religious phrase “children are a blessing” to view reality and acknowledge that “children are a responsibility” and nothing more. Some people who aren’t retarded and religious (but I repeat myself) are not falling for stupid ass “tradition” or being driven totally by instincts.

Hell, if children are a blessing then where did all these stupid motherfucking imprecations come from?!!

MaxInDHouse:
There are two Hebrews words Jesus used to describe the condition of the dead back in the first century:

He should have used Swahili to make it more believable.

solacong:
sending people to hellfire is also an act of Love

Lol

Krismas:
not in Nigeria so far.
A man was supposedly buried in Jerusalem but his burial clothes was found in Italy?
Religion is the most stupid drug anyone can be high on

I always find it funny how the god of the Hebrews has a spokesman whose position is a relic of ancient Roman religion.

I wonder what Octavian Caesar would have thought if told that the position he once occupied “Pontifex Maximus”, would one day be office of the head of the Christian religion that venerates a Jew and the god of the Hebrews.

History is hilariously ridiculous as is most human activity.

You think the “shroud of Turin” is stupid. You should read about Constantine’s mother in Judea during the 4th century. They found the “true cross” 300 years after the alleged event. Lmao

kingxsamz:
I agree. The spaghetti monster made all of this possible. 👏🏾

We were made in their image. Ramen!

KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.

Once upon a time in a land where the tortoise flies and the eagle crawls, there lived a young man cohabitating with a girl. One day when the sun rose in the west……

LordReed:
China had as many gold medals as the US why didn't Jesus help them? Because neither your god nor does the name of Jesus hold any sway in who wins but sure keep thinking they do cos your belief has nothing to do with reality.

Meanwhile, Jesus totally ignored all the groveling worshippers of Nigeria who couldn’t even win one medal. 0-0-0

jaephoenix:
Yeah, I heard that Mary gist. I heard he pinned the pregnancy on the holy spirit, and ran away. The paternity case got him

The Holy Spirit is celibate so it was a vicious lie.

jaephoenix:
Word!
Yahweh should just stop getting jealous when his ex girlfriend is getting shagged by Zeus

He’s been jealous of Zeus for a while. He got Mary pregnant because Zeus did it first with Semele.

jaephoenix:
I heard she is his sidechick

Word on Mount Olympus is that they are first cousins. Scandal!

LordReed:
Does she know how jealous Hera gets? She should ask Medusa.

Hera is currently distracted by Heracles.

Lucifyre:
😂
Where's Athena in all this?

She’s busy being a dominatrix to Yahweh.

Aemmyjah:
You have seen where you have shut yourself in the foot. Like other stupid atheists on this thread, you'll digress into something else. See the simple question my brother Maxindhouse asked you and the shocking response you gave. Even artificial intelligence won't say such

Next time you're asked a question, since atheism won't help you think well, ask chatgpt

Zeus said the wind is made of invisible foam while the moon is made of cheese. The sun is dragged by chariot across the sky by Apollo.

Aemmyjah:
Atheism has made you a joke in the guise of intelligence or critical thinking just as Islam fundamentalism will make on plant bomb in his body with the guise of 72 virgins in heaven

You said something is not real and you said you see it? Even artificial intelligence or an illiterate won't say such nonsense

Then I ride my unicorn to Mars every two weeks to have tea with Ogun and Serapis Christus.