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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 1:59pm On Sep 23, 2019
ELJC:
Nice but u do not knw the power if God nd godfather, I have couple of friends in the military that didn’t go tru all this nonsense screening and their name made final list.
Egbami....see sweet sensation.
You don't mean it.

Tell us more bros

FoodRe: Folashade Shoyonbo: Nigerian Wins Jollof Rice Contest by KODACK: 1:54pm On Sep 23, 2019
Elchicolo:
Nigerian Chef, Folashade Shoyonbo, on Sunday in Lagos emerged winner of a Jolof Rice Contest after beating chefs from two other West African countries.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Shoyonbo beat several others from Nigeria, Togo and Benin Republic during the contest at the 15th AKWAABA African Travel and Tourism Market which opened on Sunday in Lagos.

NAN reports that the Jollof Rice Contest, which was organised to promote culinary tourism in Africa, saw two other Nigerians, Deborah Esene Fatima Lawal, clinching second and third positions, respectively.

Shoyonbo said she was surprised over her victory and never envisaged winning the contest as she left immediately she presented her cuisine to the judges only to be called back.

She advised other chefs to stay tenacious and dedicated to their work, saying that success awaits those who persevered.

She thanked the organisers for encouraging African chefs and for giving her the platform to showcase her cooking talent.

“Am so happy right now; I never saw it coming, in fact it is a surprise for me and I could not hold my tears when I was told I emerged the winner.

“I appreciate the organisers of this fair and everyone who had encouraged me since I embraced this profession and I will advise everyone to remain dedicated and focused on their chosen career.

“I was determined to be successful in this profession and here I am today,” she said.

Shoyonbo, a graduate of Accounting who also had Diploma in Catering, is a chef with Lagos Continental Hotel.

“I am a graduate of Accounting but was not fulfilled until I embraced this profession; there is huge gain in doing what you love,” she said.

NAN reports that Shoyonbo won the trophy and a fridge while her first and second runners up went home with generator and a set of dishes, respectively.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/09/just-in-nigerian-wins-jolof-rice-contest/
All na wash
Rubbish jolof rice.


The best jolof rice is the one they prepare on firewood......the party kind of jolof.

I don't know if it's only me oh, but it seems that the scent from the firewoods add a funny kind of flavour to the jolof rice.


To buttress my point.
NIGERIAN JOLOF PREPARED ON FIREWOOD IS THE BEST
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 1:15pm On Sep 23, 2019
explosiveskull:
I was overweight that I know but was evicted cos of umbilical hernia.
He has not been following your story....and it seems he didn't see your pictures
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:42am On Sep 23, 2019
explosiveskull:
Like I said before if you gym and have lots of muscle mass, your BMI will over estimate the value because it is one of its limits. I need to have a weight of 72kg to be in the normal range which is never possible but am very muscular, I feel that is why they also measure the chest.
According to the chart below
The initial part of your statement is correct.....if you want to burn fat and reduce your weight,do exercise and don't chop iron....even too much running converts your fatty tissues to muscular tissues

But oga , chest size isn't used to calculate or check BMI.....Check the image you posted again.


Ugo4u and sojeee...... During Army screening, is chest size part of the medical measurements used to Calculate BMI.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:53am On Sep 23, 2019
shobroy10:
My fellow officers morning. Let me remind us if we are about to sleep start calling God and ur ppl from now they say a word .......
Can I call you huhhuh grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 5:59am On Sep 23, 2019
ugo4u:
5 days left
nwanne kwụsịrị egwuregwu ahụ siri ike
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 4:03pm On Sep 22, 2019
Very funny....nice narrative
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 1:26pm On Sep 22, 2019
boogie2910:
Mr Mike you are disturbing here o cool
Who is Mike??

Don't let what you see fool you.
Greater things beyond what thine eyes seeth
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 1:05pm On Sep 22, 2019
scave:
I am going to d village for ur matter, u dey the same local gov with me, he no funny again oh.
Se gobe
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:53am On Sep 22, 2019
sameereinstein:
Ubangidi ya shiga gabar mu ya taimaka mana
Amin Amin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:23am On Sep 22, 2019
sameereinstein:
Lols. You're funny sha. Ba ruwa na. Ko ma me kace. Kai oga ne. Na yarda cool
Babu oga fa

dan uwa a cikin wannan wasa babu wanda ya isa.

muna rayuwa kuma muna wasa da falalar Allah da rahamarSa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:56pm On Sep 21, 2019
sameereinstein:
Please can WAEC printout suffice during screening coz i don't have originals again?
Oga Kodack no finish me o, just answer me abeg.
Ugo4u
And others please huh
Lolz ........ Harmless
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:55pm On Sep 21, 2019
buffness:
So spit it out na
Spit ko, vomit ni
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:54pm On Sep 21, 2019
sameereinstein:
cheesy ba ruwana fa. Just curious coz I've heard that the state is quite competitive. Duk abun da Zain faruwa, Allah ya taimaka kowai mu samu alheri a chiki
muddin Allah yana raye, zai gan mu ta hanya.

Allah ya iya


Good thing is that am multi lingual .....ntor
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:56pm On Sep 21, 2019
intrepidjay1:
please aoux how many forms are we to print... and the issue of FSLC can affidavit sort it out, i only ave the registration slip i used den
Jesu !!
Chineke !!
Yesu !!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:54pm On Sep 21, 2019
buffness:
This guy is from SouthWest check ham well grin
No be only south west, na west south
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:53pm On Sep 21, 2019
shobroy10:
I don't wana know ur state cos I knw we frm d same
Ehen, so you know.

Ok, which state are you from then
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2019
shobroy10:
This most competitive states are as follows
1. Kaduna
2. Kwara
3. Katsina
4. Kogi
5. Niger
6. Kano
7. kebbi
8. Zamfara
9. Bayelsa
Etc
I am from Etc state grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:17pm On Sep 21, 2019
shobroy10:
If tru the feeling make brain i tell u

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:14pm On Sep 21, 2019
lakesman1989:
D state u hail from cant be as competitive as my state except u come from my state.
Which state are you from
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:13pm On Sep 21, 2019
shobroy10:
So with all ur mouth u dey fear ur village ppl
I no fear oh.


Ignorance kills the cat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:12pm On Sep 21, 2019
shobroy10:
Guy 2week is fast compare to previous happenings
Za earlier za better
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:09pm On Sep 21, 2019
shobroy10:
This ur feeling get as e be ooooo
Y
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:07pm On Sep 21, 2019
shobroy10:
Tell him ur state and let him have a rest of mind abeg. Abi u are ashamed of ur state ni
Oya come and force me.


You want people from my state to go to village because of me shey......lolz
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:06pm On Sep 21, 2019
ugo4u:
I've a feeling that shortlisting will be 2 weeks after close of registration
That's far but fair at the same time.

Sooner would be awesome, you Know
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:37pm On Sep 21, 2019
sojeee:
Yes Bro, I heard that rumors saying Screening will take place before that of EC......
I pray let's d shortlisment favour us all
Ameen
That means it's gonna be October........since they would want to prepare the place for the EC screening.

Next month Kon far for my eyes
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:33pm On Sep 21, 2019
Lukas47:
Army will not confer one with the rank of "Major" that easily. let's make a count of how many consultants have been commissioned in recent times then we will know it's a done deal for him.

I remember in 2016, it was one medical consultant that was commissioned but for selection board interview am certain his name will be out and moreover he may have already started plotting his graph.
Make my name Sha commot kowe

Na my prayer be that.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:30pm On Sep 21, 2019
ugo4u:
Not everyone has equal chances, the system is a bit skewed to favour Medical personnel especially Consultants. The problem is that most consultants in the army end up resigning their commission because of ego issues. There was one fat woman in course 24, the woman didn't even follow them to run and do all the wahala in screening unlike other candidates, the woman made the final list. Though she really sufferred in Jaji
Hehe.... They jaji'ed her grin

Let's hope for the best then
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:28pm On Sep 21, 2019
sameereinstein:
grin Kogi state and the unnecessary competition �‍♂️. The thing dey annoy me sha. But I believe whatever will be will be. I guess you must be from east then�
You want to know where I'm from.

Nice try, but your tactics ain't working.

Try again later.....lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:17pm On Sep 21, 2019
ugo4u:
If KODACK is a medical consultant then sorry for his state people cos it means 1 slot is already gone. grin .
Army will overlook that over weight, it has happened before, as long as your blood/urine is clean na ahead ahead. But that no mean say you no go still put effort reduce weight o.
Are you serious......... Hmmmmmn

Stuffs like this am always scared of.
Raising hopes and shattering them at the end of the day.

Everyone has equal rights and luck excapt for those with extreme godfathers.......

Am still included in the masses and seeking help from God.

When list show and I see my name, then I would believe your assertion.

Thanks bro.

See ya at za tof
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:14pm On Sep 21, 2019
explosiveskull:
Nobody yeye dey explode here na only my skull dey explode, I don too reason this army something that if I lose am, I go need see a shrink and enter rehab to recuperate. Thank you.
Take it easy bro

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