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Uwaomaokey:
Good luck to y’all that applied this year.
Make up your mind for what’s ahead, like Ugo4u suggested, go on twitter and watch chilling photos/videos of what is ahead.

This is an excerpt from a Russian unit surrounded by
Chechen Rebels, “Call Moscow. On TV they're saying, that we have 'minor exchanges of fire'. That's what they're calling us, being surrounded and destroyed."

By January 3, the 131st Brigade had lost 789 men killed (75 were captured, and only 160 escaped), including almost all of its officers. 20 of 26 tanks and 102 of 120 other armored vehicles were lost. The entire Maikop Brigade of over 1,000 men had been wiped out in 60 hours.

Forget Passion, make up your mind for what’s ahead.

What's your point exactly.....?

You should have dropped this before registration commenced or at the early hours of registration.

It's extremely late now bruv

ugo4u:
You try o. na small small, you can't kee!!! yourself. Use your last timing as the benchmark i.e try and reduce the timing for same number of KM subsequently.

Naso.....I can't kee meself ..lolz

DSSC
Army na 3.2km
1st gate na 18min
2ng gate na ??
3rd gate na ??
4th gate na ??

Abeg help me fill am, I saw it somewhere......tried tracing it back but to no avail ..... UGO4U, OVER TO YOU

Prudent5217:
You over try self. But 5.2km too much just try to make 4km in 20mins max everyday. And give yourself a day break after 4 or 5 days

Oga my break na tomorrow, na till Monday again.....oh

Since morning, na so so sleep I dey sleep as if Dem five me sleeping pill.

5.2 was the only notable bench mark I could make which was small.....the rest distance around were around 7km and above, why would I run such when list never commot.

My first jog,

5.2km in 30minutes......my muscle was extremely heavy, e remain small I for faint for road....lolz

I just woke up self.

Ugo4u, shey I try??

Ugo4u

Oya, come and do count down for us oh.

silento:
While she was busy watching bbnaija 2019

She hardly had time for us to chat , just one or two calls in a week

Long story short there is this her friends that is always online I joking shoot my shot and boom she was interested in me , it was a bit hard for her to accept but after a month she gave in and we are now fully dating each other

She has been asking me to officially tell her friend that Am done with her , but am keeping it as a surprise for her when bbnaija end she will come back fully like last year

Then I will break the news to her as her own endorsement deal

And you think you will make heaven for this......

You are wicked....very wicked.


But you know what...... You are my real, realer and realest nigga.


Double dope endorsement from you and her friend.


Invite her to your house after the BBNAIJA show.....and make sure she catches you straffing her friend......when she sees you, don't stop...greet her, ask her to come in and take a sit, that you will soon be done, lock your door and make her watch you finish the job with her friend.....then ask her what she came to do.

If she no talk, begin second round with her friend.....
Simple

KennethNnolim:
Like say you no see the name well. You know whether na him get nairaland?

Seun no fit ask people to open WhatsApp group and also, seun no go put picture of en self for here...... That am sure of...lolz

olawaleseun:
Yeah, that's true. I guess ur even makes more sense like that

Uncle none makes sense at all...... If there was a WhatsApp group, would you have gotten a bountiful information here..... Nawa to you.

ugo4u:
no pun intended. Had it being someone has created a WhatsApp group, many people won't have had the opportunity to learn and contribute useful info to the thread.

Exactly

ugo4u:
Create and add yourself oo.

This comment just weak me....

Upritman:
Information Parrot Nigeria

The arrested Portharcourt Serial Killer, Mr. Gracious David West on Thursday, was visited by lawmakers of the Rivers State House of Assembly at the Rivers State Police Headquarters where he is currently been detained. 

Information Parrot Nigeria gathered that the lawmakers were members of a adhoc committee on the Portharcourt Serial Killing by the State Assembly.

The lawmakers had fruitful investigative discussion with the accused killer and its expected to send its report to the entire house.

Information Parrot Nigeria recalls that Mr.Gracious recently arrested by the Rivers State Police Command had confessed to killing about 7 ladies in Port-harcourt, Lagos and Owerri.

He is currently under investigation and expected to be prosecuted soon.

Source: https://infoparrotng.com/rivers-state-lawmakers-visit-port-harcourt-serial-killer/

Am very sure some politicians have a hand in this matter that's why the dude has not been dealt with..... See Evans as well, enjoying in a secluded prison.

Politics is truly a dirty game

eTECTIV:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Dis has got to b d joke of d century.. U are talking of leaving earth dat has all forms of life to go to d moon to carry out research on food security and peculiar diseases? Seriously dis is exactly why we have refused to develop like others, we have daft ppl in positions. On earth here where u have fertile lands, water and everything need to develop agriculture and ensure food security especially in Africa U haven't been able to.

Brother, I was keen reading the stuff until I got to that point ....I almost fainted.....

I lost interest in the whole write up in short.

Billions for SUV by Senate, now going to checkmate food security on the moon.....

See ehn, let me just keep my peace jejeli

ugo4u:
24 hours to go!!!!!!!!!



Pls print all printables or at worst make a screenshot of all your documents, then backup either on your email or iCloud.

Prospective officer..... Which did you Apply for??

Broda, enter NDA or 44 ask for screening date........ You know say currently you be civilian General, Biko use the position help we full blooded civilian...... Nagode

sikowitz17:
Lol its not that difficult, I signed in customary court in January and it was accepted from me..

Oga, customary and magistrate Court are the same....just that the former is overseen by a judge while the later a magistrate.

Magistrate is closer to the masses and can be easily accessed than a customary court... That's why I think you had no issue signing there.


Am so sure am correct here, but I stand to be corrected if wrong tho.

Ifemide123:
I had to create this account today for this. It's really eating me up and I am tired.
I am 24, will be 25 soon. I am this indoor person and so I hardly meet people. My first relationship ended like two years back and I haven't been in a reasonable one since then.
I meet people online cos I don't get to meet them offline, most of the guys I meet are based in different state from mine and they don't mind me visiting, but once I tell them I live with my parents and would need their permission to come visit, they just stop getting in touch. I have lost over 5 potential partners because of this, they all feel we should be comfortable with ourselves first before putting parents matter into it. Some don't see it as a big deal living with my parents, they just find it funny that they wouldn't allow me go visit my boyfriend(note that they wouldn't know him bfr I go visit)
I can't even think logically anymore that's why I am here to ask Wether the problem is with me or them. The only one I met that has travelled to come visit me is verbally abusive. He met my mum and wants things done the proper way.
I am really exhausted. I guess gone are those days where you have to meet your potential wife in her father's house.
I told my mum I want to start attending youth church and she object to it saying I can only change church after I get married.
My sisters are lucky tho, they got a job outside our state and moved out of the house

To Bleep dey hungry you....that's the truth.....punna dey scratch you.

It's simple.....get a good guy in your church and start something nice.

Must you do distance or online relationship.

I should have been available for you baby, but I still love and cherish my freedom.

Cheers on your endeavors

Damfostopper:
edakun make person answer me na

Hahahahahahaha


It is advisable to go to Federal high Court or Magistrate Court or State high Court.


An industrial court is an equivalent of a high court but it's major purpose is to settle industrial dispute (employer, employee,btwn firms e.t.c).

Avoid the avoidable, go to a normal court and not an industrial court . Bikonu

ugo4u:
It is done this way in other to cushion the effect of shortage of candidates due to medicals or any other issue. What do I mean by that?
Let's take Imo state from the South East as example. First shortlist will see each state of the federation have equal candidates though some states might get 2 or 3 shortages. During screening candidates from Imo state left after medicals might be only say for example Six, while enugu or other South East state might have say 10 or more candidates passing medicals this also applicable to other states. With the zoning formula candidates from states within same zone will be used to compensate for the shortage from Imo state, because if they go with the state formula then it will be quite unfair to yhe affected zone because the surplus candidates for example Enugu will not make the final list, while there is available space in Imo state.
This is to avoid backlash or unfounded allegations that NA is deliberately sidelining any particular zone.

Nice ....

samobaba4u:
Wàhálà dey ó. I visited the secondary school where I obtained my O'level yesterday after 15 years and discovered the school is no more operating. How will army confirm my O'leve as they use to visit secondary schools of successful candidates.
What is your own view please

As long as you have an authentic WAEC and NECO original results...... Just calm down with a bottle of origin and wait for the list....no cause for alarm

Lukas47:
I think what they do is to select candidate state by state then combine all state in a zone and then publish it zone by zone. other wise the vest that those who have attended before said they were given would have been zone and not state.
My thoughts though.

Exactly

kachi19:
What happens when the sex life gets sour?

Twerking becomes a goal

eclipsehemmy:
even the zonal selection is by state..... From the last dssc24 I could easily see how they shared the states.... At least each state had up to 5 candidates in their zone

Another wawo in motion.

Can't they just follow their previous patter which the Airforce are currently still using.

Nawa oh

God, help the helpless

Lukas47:
Am not moved because as usual even if they shortlist 100per state, they will still use their medicals to send 2/3 home.

I believe they do those things on purpose just as they expect people to die in the course of their training.

Was there any loss of life in the just concluded training??

eclipsehemmy:
within 20-24

So, if the final list is prepared zonally and not statewise........ doesn't that mean that the candidates chosen would not be evenly distributed per state !!

......just coming in from a friend in the crocodile city .....

Magistrate high court close to Lagos street round about....... Signing is 250, 50 naira for stamp and migin goro

Lagos State court 1500 for signing

Federal high court Lagos 500 for signing.

Lagosians, y'all know what to do

eclipsehemmy:
rumour has it that this year recruitment will be more than any other..... So expect 30per state for dssc and 50per state for ssc.....correct rumour oooooo

How many was DSSC before??

prophetic69:
Please how many referee do we need to sign?

Two

Chairman/Secretary/Military (not lower than the rank of Colonel)/ ACP.


DIDNT YOU READ THE INSTRUCTIONS?

jelraj:
Please.. I am using Gce 2sittings, is there a need to provide the original cert for both or just one..

Or original Gce certificate print outs are not required for screening

Which one is original GCE certificate print out??


Do we have print outs that are original now??

ogoh4:
Yes she can merge Waec and Neco. Secondly since the difference is just two days she should get an affidavit

Yes, and jhennie beg them to backdate the affidavit (to like 2017/2018) just like ugo4u said.

ELJC:
wow so happy, ma passion is in the Navy

Uncle, God will see you through. Amin

LexyJay02:
Ok sir.
I will remember that next time sir.
Smh

LexyJay02:
After carefully reading through, There are some of these physical tests, jumping Obstacles, Bar, tunnel I may be disadvantaged at. I pray for grace. Sigh.

Why copy all when you could have just quote the link and make reference....

Haba uncle