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lmao. nice joke indeed

nice one

lol

yinks wats up

@190 lawchic ​Äπϑ her chyker re stealing ur show.
Pls do get married ​Äπϑ 2 save cost You can wed 10 of them at a tym. Send ur pix so i can put up an advert. ,

Seriously op i read ur reply ​Äπϑ i couldn't just believe You re complete human.You re probably high from smoking hot sand.
at a tym where ur mates re making discoveries ​Äπϑ looking 4 means to better their live,that of their country men ​Äπϑ d world You re shamelessly parading ur stupidity.

Fake penalty to d argentines. Well done eagles. You made us proud

op
dis joke is old and very old
try again

hahaha
mr police will definitely learn a new lesson

very sweet concept

cute baby

Nigerians are trying to promote transparency and abort corruption
and here u are shamelessly advertising ur stupidity.
wat kind of graduate do expect ur patronizers to be.
abeg go and hide ur face in shame or better still find a decent means of making money.

seven kids with karate moves that looked so cool

they help to fight crime/d bad guys

NO way

do u think he shld give the jackpot thingy a try?

lbotus:
Chumak is romade (romsky)abi pomade.lol

seriously?

seven lucky kids was a wonder to behold!!!

45 handshakes?

45 handshakes?

Feather weight wrestling match between:

kemisuga and ode remo            


i apply to be the referee    

lmao

very funny

did all dat
even watched night ridder (Michael night) lol

lolol

beware jonaaa

Ozin:
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/may/27/national-27-05-2011-005.html

Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan’s inauguration
By TAIWO OLUWADARE
Friday, May 27, 2011


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The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches to Abuja and other parts of Ahead of Nigeria to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on May 29.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr Okhue Iboi, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Zuma rock, Niger State. WITZAN also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to take adequate security as bad  people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed: “We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29.  They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”

He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.

Iboi, however, warned Jonathan to beware of sycophants, while warning the incoming ministers and advisers to co-operate with the president and discharge their duties with dedication. The witches warned former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to stop wasting his time pursuing the presidency:

“Buhari should stop wasting his time because his time is past. He can never rule the nation again.  His time is gone.” The incoming National Assembly will deliver.  This is the time Nigerians will know that they have real legislators.
“Some people look at us as if we are evil minded people.  Not all witches are bad.  Our own type of witchcraft is progressive. We are willing to intervene in the affairs of the country anytime the government decides to seek our counsel.  We have the solutions to bring lasting peace to the country.  Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.

“We saw June 12 crisis long before it happened and we warned the late Chief M.K.O. Abiola but he ignored us.  Abiola would have been Nigeria’s president but some of us decided to punish him over the role he played in scuttling the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo presidential ambition.  We warned him not to waste his time and life.  This was reported in some national dailies.  We also dealt with the late General Sani Abacha for the execution of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa.”

do they really believe in God?   

lol
@yinks no i wont do dat he has to offer better services and donations before he can qualify

@chumakk
thats a photoshopped me

proudly Anambra - totally Igbo

Lolol witches ​Äπϑ wizards have taken over d security of naija? There is nothing i won't see oo.

Loooll npf - nairaland pension fund. Nyc

Come to think of it, i ve not seen sam milla arnd Iπ a long while.
@poster welcome bak

Lmao

very funny

U know stud don sell all his properties cos he was expectin rapture. so i propose u bill him cheap so he can afford it, Or we ll av to keep him in custody n d guy too chop, U knw wat dat ll cost.

So we ll bill him 10000bucks for last minute repentance!!!

Studio does ur apology still stand abi You take am bak since the world neva end,
@ yinks i think studio deserves to be fined for last minute repentance

Mr stud is at it again. Lol

borinnnnnnnnng

were we suppose pay in all da money

na for ur bank acct.?