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fine jare
no mind dis studio

hw re u n d peeps of the chilling spa

nope its all abt the owo

lol
is it really all abt the degrees?

nope u shld be proud of it

aint u proud of it?

lolololol

highly predictable

check it out:

its quite long sha. . .

police croses with thief, drops thief and returns
polices picks daughter 1 drops daughter 1 and returns with thief
poilice and thief get off the raft and mother picks daughter 2, drops daughter 2 and returns
mother and father crosses over, drops mother and father returns
father picks son 1 drops son 1 and picks up mother and they both return
father picks son 2, drops son 2 and father returns
thief and police board the raft drops police and thief returns
father and mother boards the raft they both drop off and police returns
police picks thief and they both finally cross over. . . .

i hope i didnt break the rules. . . .       

lololol. . . u seem to like dis word "gutter"

anyway no time to batter words with ya. i m better than dat
if u dont want comments then dont start a thread by the way the joke sure is old

deal with it

" _{i m too decent to fight with ya. try next door}"

seriously nuts to post dis oldie oldie joke here

mschewww

yes, a lot was ma best subject back then

are u a graduate?

i just told my boss his PC crashed and nothing could be recovered
he was almost exploding
when i told him its fools day he promised to kill me

yes

do u think dis election will bee free and fair?

lol
u go fear fashion
wat do we call dis?

shorts suit?

lol: nice one

Ctrl C + Ctrl V with errors!!!

shakara4u:
nooooooooooooooo

u threatend to report me to my sweet(yinka)d oda day

waz at badosky spa,for a quick massage,

n rumour has it that the twins am xpectin my not b mine,

they mentioned EL's name too, jst confused

wow dis is real tatafo
i wouldn't suspect El ooo
u sure say no be studio cos una too dey fight
dont worry DNA test still dey.

@ stud
hope say u never trespass?

shakara4u:
anoda morona on d loose,


seun plzz create psyhco section,

abi who say your joke no cool?

u kip your dirty mouth begin d spew garbage,

EL again!!!!!

u wont believe wat i discovered today,

ope is rumour sha

let me guess : u discovered u re actually a gal? lololol
just jokin

hope its something positive

dhensity:
ok i cant do without nairaland,passionate sex,watchn mojo, french kissin. readn my bible daily also drikn sepe .

wat a combination

gud one

i ll say novels
cant seem to stop reading em

@shakara
both

i m gud
hwz d day going?

ok joke but like Efe said u shouldnt generalize a whole tribe,

anyway get ready for some tongue lashing. . . lol

@alagha: wrong thread

lets move to sexuality

yep i like chess and scrabble. not a fan of monopoly


do u like brick games?

crazy inovation

yep read a lot of his books!!

have u read any book by Nora Roberts?

ok just ensure she is fyne

has ur day been good?

@stud
u 4got to post a question

are u both fighting for yinks?

yes/no
i believe there is a bit of truth but more of fiction
i also believe he has a beef with the catholic church. . . . just joking lol


do u think so?

i m fyne

hwz wifey-yinka?

ok there is no way u ll understand this if u aint good in maths (further maths maybe)

so if u dont know wat the joke is all abt u can just ask 4 an explanation or move on

afterall to understand maths no be by force!!!

nope

i prefer them Dan brown, frank peretti books

do u like horror movies?

gud morning ppl

shakara4u:
no, reminds me of doz days i sec school wen u ask a gal out, 'will tink abt it waz a constant'


but i hugged u now


can u giv me an answer now?

lolol
No i wont if u promise not to do it again

So will u do it again?