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lol

lmao NLers its too early to laugh like dis

[quote author=~Bluetooth]I kiss bit*ches not assfags ! [/quote]ok go pick one of the tribal bit*ches and start kissing away

NLers, its amazing how we turn every thread to one sort of tribal war or presido bashing...
funny, ppl i meet everyday aint like any of these war mongers.
pls lets concentrate on the pregnant gay joor
Naija is probably on Her way to some kinda scientific breakthrough...
oya all these warriors, kiss and make up joor

lmao
This guy is gross

both + red lips

i bought my mtn sim for 5,000 naira and my siemens phone for about 12,000
funny i still use that sim card till date

erhmm erhmm are u 2??

pure -DKNY
woman - versace

I m quiet tall and i love ma heels
cant see my self attending lets say a friend's wedding wearing a flat slipper

NYSC ...... was posted to Ondo state!!
i cried my eyes out when i got my call-up letter.
my dad felt soo sorry for me dat he would have gladly escorted me to the camp if not for my mum
Anyway, he took me to the park and made sure i had a comfortable seat. Met some ppl from my school too so i felt ok.
Got to the camp gate and was searched by some police women was made to carry my bag on my head..lol
Dat brought anoda round of tears.... but i didnt sha
Got to the registration hall, the crowd was mad!!
my crazy school mates made us spend the next 3hrs @ d mammy market amist the heavy down pour.
Finally started my registration around 5pm, had to join the crowd, i got on soldier to help my friend and i wit the process (he was eyeing my friend n i promised to let her know )
was given a very flat mattress without a room... the rooms were all full that landed us in one of the rooms used for NYSC officials by 11pm and the rest was fun...

radar5: In my university days,there was a colleague of mine we named Tradition.Throughout our university days he didn't come to school in his Yoruba outfit only six times.On Thursdays,he would come in Esiki(a slightly flowing top),on Fridays, he would come in Agbada(Obasanjo uniform when he was president).
Then we had a visiting lecturer from OAU.The man was a 1960 stuff,stubborn and blunt with outdated principles. We called him Baba Fash.He handled a 5-unit course.
Baba Fash normally came Wednesday to Friday.This time,we were about to write our exams,so Baba Fash only came on Friday to collect our course project files which was the course's exams,to study everything and send the results on Saturday.Worse still,he was to go to US on Saturday nite.
He gave us an hour to re-evaluate our results,we knew he wouldn't stay beyond that.Ten minutes to go,there was long queue on Baba Fash's table.A minute to go,he had entered his car,then our rowdiness surrounded him.Tradition was still sweating with his results.When Tradition looked up,Baba Fash had started engines,as he wanted to run,a terrible wind came assisting one side of his gown to be caught by loose part of the class suspended lighting,the other was held by top window pane.He became flying bird.The anxiety coupled with his movement aggravated his case.His lace did not tear,we couldn't rescue him,surprisingly Baba Fash came to us,look at Tradition,shook his head and said:
'Finally caught in your web.Sorry I can only help you next session.'
He drove off.

WTH

gush... dis prezzo dude looks like a native doctor

[quote author=Missy_B]Sent![/quote]Got it....... thanks

pls wats wara...... never seen it

good work missy B.....

missy pls can i also get a copy of the maggi e-book
bobbles4ever2@yahoo.com ............thanks

Mmmhhhh. Dis gist get as e be.
Doesn't d guy have friends/family?
Damn.
I wonder wat ppl call relationships these days.

@ Mod: why did u guys delete my post??

Mine was about 6yrs back @ brown and brown center enugu when d cinema was first opened. Watched passion of d Christ. Had some kids dat wouldn't shut up. D experience was wow. Felt so real dat I could almost feel every pain and all in d movie even though I had seen d movie @ home. Was fun sha except for d kids. A cinema is not a place for babies.
I m not sure dat cinema still functions. Enugu folks were yet to see d light.

To all under 18s on NL - happy children's day.
To my nephews and niece - I will be sure to stay as far away from ur troubles as possible. Happy children's day.

dis dude is getting more attention than he deserves.
wonder why one will want to mock his home country indirectly.
OP pls get a life and extend a hand to ur brothers @ home..

NB: dont bite the hand dat feeds u

Blackbody20: One cooperate body needs d service of a young computer literate, people were called for an interview. A warri guy called Akpos was also part of those to be interviewed. So he was called in. Interviewer: hello mr man, whats ur name? Akpos: my name is Akpos william Obukumena. Interviewer: ur sex sir. Akpos: twice a day in an ashewo joint near my house. Interviewer: ok sir, whats re ur qualifications? Akpos: uefa champions league final and semi finals of d world cup.Interviewer: ok sir, what can u do with d computer system? Akpos: i fit on and off d computer and even charge the battery of a laptop full.

ok we don ban u.....mstcheewww

Some guy actually stripped naked here ooo choi. Grosssss

very horrible scene here......

hw is dis about fashion

Ultrame: Ha! iya won!!! That hospital will burn!!! 800k just like that. Abeg pay me my money!!!

my exact tot

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