₦airaland Forum

Kai! This is the longest May 29th ever.. I'm tired of waiting jare.. GEJ should just leave already!

MzzTega:
what's this one saying?

he is saying your kind of hips is good for giving birth.. He also said you ought have had children by now since you are in your twenties. Ehen, and he said if you don't put your hips to good use by giving birth they will get rotten.. Na wetin he talk o, not me. I'm just being a busybody ni o

Tried that sh1t five times, they all crashed with the longest 4yrs and the rest four less than 3months each.. I don't do love no more to. It's now my work, my bottles and I.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
For many centuries to come, we mite not ve a president as great as Dr. Ebele Jonathan

na curse? Back to sender by fire!

In the morning around 7am.

WTF is this?! All these ajekpakos on nairaland sha..

Is that not Simba's wicked uncle in Lion king?

Call her, make up with her, invite her over, have the sex of life with her, delete her phone number, delete her on bbm, unfriend her on FB and never pick her calls again. Simple!

TrishaP:
Sure it is.
Nothing wrong there, my brothers wear mine most times.

Gay alert! Report them to your parents ASAP to avoid stories that touch..

Waste of 10k.. While you were starving yourself to give GEJ 10k out of your meager alawee of 19k800naira he was busy dooling out millions of dollars to buy votes.. Smh.. I would have given that 10k to an orphanage home if I were you.

MugabeRobert:
The technicalities involved in this project is beyond the one employed in pirating CDs, so why don't you just shut your mouth?

Bros you get mouth!

Man of the masses.. He did everything within his power to make sure Nigerians don't complain. Continue to rest in peace sir.

"Help me talk to Pastor. Osinbajo to beg Baba for me"

But he owns a black, white and yellow Range Rover sports.. Three different colours of same model.

Ashleyma77:
MOD's move this to front page

Why?

Tell her your plan for her is of good and not of evil..

I was addicted to that cartoon growing up.. One is a genius, the other is a dummy..

Hmm.. Baba has not even taken the oath of office yet and good things are already happening.. Wow! This is great news! I'm proud of my country.. Sai Baba..

Nigerian Breweries and copy copy.. Smh.. Anyways, Guiness has to do something about the cost of Orijin o else na ACE sure pass o.

Mtcheeeww, dem dey find meat for inside soup, crayfish dey raise him head.. FFK is not important in the scheme of things.. Asylum ko, Anselm ni..

I'd suggest that they name outer northern express (Kubwa road) or the new Outer southern express after GEJ to keep up the tradition of naming major roads in Abuja after our past leaders. I also agree with naming streets after Atiku (as past vice president), Chuba Okadigbo, Aliko Dangote and Otedola but why in the hell should they name streets after Adamu Muazu and Bala Mohammed?! Is Abuja a PDP affair?

When will our naija girls grow sense like their counterparts abroad?! Here, you have to toast, lie, spend, pet and beg before they allow you do.. Smh.. In saner societies, girls force you to do even when you don't want.. No wonder they are far above us in development.

Op, are you a thief? Why do you feel threatened by probes?

Dis man think say baba na kpaikpai man o.. Try any nonsense with the 72years old general and see.. Na your body go tell you.

25 - 30k is okay.

imbless:
she is not happy with the polls result,
she want to retain her first lady title.

Make she marry Buhari naw.. She will remain the "Fes lady".

Sunnycliff:
I know PDP will outsmart APC here! Especially been a Woman Governor contesting! I still have the instincts that we Nigerians have the apathy to female top leadership political positions!

the issue in taraba is not about gender but religion.. APC would have won if they had chosen a christian candidate.

I pray mama gets this one.

ddippset:
I don't get it, which other committee is timipreye Silva heading? That one is what?

that one is to organize the inauguration ceremony and other transition programmes before may 29th.. It's more like a local organising committee (LOC) for a big event.

Endorsed!

Op, you need Jesus.

Sai Baba! Sai Buhari!! Sai Maigeskiya!!! Sai Chenji!!!! Go anywhere in the north and shout these words, you'd automatically become their friend.. Buhari is morethan a politician, he is a movement, you can call him a course of study if you want.. He doesn't laugh much, he doesn't talk much, he doesn't entertain, he is not your regular politician but the way he does it, I don't know, he is the only nigerian alive that can shutdown a whole city, his presence pulls millions of people out of their houses under the sun and in the rain onto the streets People just love him up here in the north.. The good thing about the man is his simplicity and love for the masses, left to him alone he doesn't mind entering the crowd and hugging every single person.. Anywhere he goes, you'd see people running after his moving car, hitting the windows, etc just to express their love for him.. For the first time since 1960 we have a leader loved my the commoners and hated by the elite. As Tuface talk am "who God has blessed, no man can curse".. Baba, as you don win election so na God win o. My prayer is that he doesn't disappoint these millions of talakawas.