₦airaland Forum

MizzD:
Like, I just can't deal. As if akpororo's retarded jokes are not enough to annoy me, I have to deal with the clueless old men and nige women. Urghhhh

it's terrible.. The worst gala night ever. Timipriye and his people messed up big time.

LaRoyalHighness:
Very dry.. I dey shame for am.

I can imagine the millions of naira they spent on him.. Mtcheeww.. Waste of money.

This Akpororo of a guy is not funny at all.

elipheleh:
Buhari and wife went in there. Only the wife came out.

The dauradullard is terminal

You may die before him.. Be careful with your words. @OP, IBB came out alive with his wife.. This wife died many years after he has left office.

They should sha return of presidential jet back to Abuja.

Baba's gene is very strong.. All his children (from two women) took his looks..

Na bus dem dey carry go abi na airplane?

holyokoto:
You are referring to my future wife

Mind yourself o.. I take issues like this very personal fa. Do you have 80 cows, 50 goats and 100 fowls? After I don fill baba farm with animals finish, you wan come drag my wife with me..

Apart from Gowon, all our living past leaders are widowers. Eyah.. Only Gowon come with him babe.

Abeg, did she bring Zhara? Where is Zhara naw?? I'm worried o..

Ayam interested in knowing to.

Even with the presence of many foreigners in Abuja, no electricity, long queues at filing stations. Haba! This is very embarassing naw.

Dis NTA sef, yimu.. The damm channel should be scrapped jor.

He doesn't even give a damm about GEJ.. I'm sure he will be banging this babe all through tomorrow.

The beginning of the end of an era..

Happy to miss you sir.. I will be poping something with them boiz later on to celebrate your exit.. I wish you well in your future endeavours.

But he had shoes abi? Nothing new.. Enough of the d1kc sucking, get to work and liberate your state..

Taylor86:
and we all call this democracy

wen d poor masses who elected them to office are being isolated

y didn't dey ask us to stay indoors during campaign and election

fellow nigerians welcome to d government of #babaonechance

Mumu. . Na APC dey organize inauguration?

Dem born you well to fight baba?

The only person I will miss..

If say na me na friday morning I for return sef.. Nigerians and their amebo wanted to kill our baba for us with visits upon visits, gossips upon gossips.. Haba! He took the right decision jare.

I don't give a damm! Just go!

Baba can't hear you mehn.. He is chilling in the UK..

ntbaby:
oh men, I remember one day as a kid I was home alone.dnt knw wat told me to put on d tv...hmm b4 d tv ws fully on wat I hrd ws willy willy sound track. As I no die dat very moment make me knw I still had a long way to go in life. it used to scare d living day out of kids.

lol.. I can totally relate to this. My mom asked us to go fetch water then, I went and hid in the room while every other person left the house with a pail or jerrycan.. Having dodged successfully, I decided to come out and see what's up on tv naw, hoping kidivision 101 would be showing then, immediately the tv came on God! I heard that willy willy sound, the worst sound track ever then, the chief tormentor of my body, soul and spirit. Hussain Bolt sef no reach me that evening.. Lol.. I ran as fast as my tiny legs could carry me, passed my siblings who were returning from the public tap.. Lwkmd.. They thought I've ran mad. I slept in mom's room that night..

nerodenero:
When a Tiv boy I met sometime ago told me that David Mark goes into his home in a helicopter, I thought the young man was lying. Now I want to believe o.

He was right.. The man doesn't drive to Otukpo, he flies..

MissEse:
Who send am

na wah for you o.. You just come thief exactly wetin I wan write.. Ah! Photocopy ko easy Ehen, @ topic .. Na who send am?

A week plus in darkness here and still counting.

Timi should be there with his "ONE NATION" song.

This lack of fuel and electricity don make some people kolo finish e.g. The OP.

This is how most TANoids charge their phones, after which they will come here to start screaming "GEJ is my hero".. Smh.. #SufferingAndSmiling

How is that my business Mr. 16 is greater than 19? Just park your load and go for good.

He is a Failure not a Hero