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Heathrow44:
Love is a serious mental illness that only d strong can chose t bear", u see that word bear, Yes u bear a lot of nonsense, rubbish attitudes & depressing & annoying, insensitive persons just cos of this illness called love, buh when u meet someone that her craziness matches ur craziness, oga that one is the one!

hahahahahah omo ehn. You're right o boss. Love no easy

Seandisputed:
The thing is, there must always be victims. Everybody is not going to have the same approach towards handling issues. If there's no supply, demand will stop.

hahahahah I tell you boss

Jflex07:
Lol..This guy own be like e follow am from village come.. How person go dey this stupid and useless and come to think of say this your guy no be small pikin, him go dey allow smelly pussies use him head.. I swear e good as you cut out from the mugu.. thumbs up bro

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Seandisputed:
Lol..He has issues with his esteem. He should work on that before any other thing. He seeks validation from women and he'll keep falling into the wrong hands.

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Seandisputed:
Exactly my point.
Don't expect too much from people, so when they disappoint you, it won't hit you too hard and it won't be that difficult to move on.

definitely bro. Op even surprise lol

Jflex07:
Since it doesn't relate to you personally, you for try share the tales maybe on or two go fit learn from am. As per that your guy wey dey dull,you been give am some talks, some orientation? if u give am yet him no won learn, then na good thing say you leave the manchi to him fate.

lol bro I tell you. As them never name pikin mumu before, assuming them start with this my guy no be error. Then wey we dey university 2008 blackberry days. My guy dey use one stupid dead phone, e buy blackberry for one girl then. You know blackberry price then na. Na guy wey dey hustle o dey sell recharge cards for hostel o...the girl davido my guy later dump am for another guy then in school. My guy nearly commit. Immediately we graduate, this same guy bought another crazy costly phone for another girl. One day the girl come visit my guy wasn't around, naso another guy nearby collect her girl number. My guy girl no send my guy again. She dey pass same street go see the other guy. My guy nearly die.. E go the guy house one day meet the girl de fire. My guy wan go collect the phone. Naso the new guy wooz am deep slap. Till now the girl still dey pass the street. The recent one ehn. My guy is 39 yrs boss... Met one smallie of 18 o. This smallie dey play this my guy too much. My guy buy everything for house to make this smallie happy. He's currently doing Sim registration, one day I go check my guy stand. The smallie dey there. My guy stepped out to get something. Immediately one guy passed and said babe you look familiar, you won't believe this girl give the guy number. People knw the smallie as fire fire for area. One guy even told my guy say hyn dey fire the girl. I tell my guys things still na lie until last two weeks wey my guy friends chased her out cos she's living with him. My guy no think again. He left house to where we no know for three days. Came back last week but met house empty. Guys move the TV, fridge and hyn Sim registration tabs. My guy bought indomie and egg for house cos of this girl o. The girl won't cook. Say na aboki own she like. My guy go dey clean house smallie go raise leg up. I Don unfriend am already Sha. Many talks o

[quote author=Seandisputed post=89352870]Hahaha.
Had a friend like that too in the Uni, he was my roommate. I had to start giving him OT, because he practically worshiped women. [/qluote]just imagine bro.. Imagine

Seandisputed:
Maybe i'm cut out from a different fabric or something. I just don't fancy relationships and all these things that much. Maybe that's why i don't expect much from the opposite sex. Whenever they step out of line, i still maintain my cool and this makes them think i never really liked them.
Normal thing wey go make guy man vex begin ginger no dey even move me and this scares the shiit outta them. Truth is, I'm more occupied with thinking how to better my life than to dey carry woman matter for head.

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Jflex07:
These hoes will keep playing and disrespecting young men.. We have weaker men who worship pussy a lot hence they have refused to act like real men.

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Seandisputed:
Lmao.. I be person wey no like stress at all. So, that multiple girlfriends of a thing won't work for me.
Even this one I have now did the whole "toasting"

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Seandisputed:
If i tell OP say love na scam, we fit argue till next year, so make him learn by himself. Don't just expect much from people because you'll get bleeped up. It's human nature.

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Seandisputed:
Bros you no need tell me na. You know say if them don see new guy, body go dey sweet them anyhow.

lol bro nawa for these girls nowadays Sha. Imagine this op. From the look of things he loves the lady crazily

Seandisputed:
Bros you no need tell me na. You know say if them don see new guy, body go dey sweet them anyhow.

lol bro nawa for these girls nowadays Sha. Imagine this op. From the look of things he loves the lady crazily.

agbarahk:
Why are women like this haba! Called my Fiance ova 7hrs ago she didn't pik up . And she Neva texted me to say she is bixy at all . Then I called again to let ha no am not happy. Imagine ha respons.....u should know am bixy dasts why I didn't pik up dat time. Ppl what do u think is going on? Candid Advice pls

you're on your own bro. 7hrs? And she replied that way after she picked? You're the real definition of OYO

Seandisputed:
Revenge is actually sweet sometimes, you have to play Petty too sometimes.
My "supposed"girlfriend was online throughout the night yesterday and even early today( I slept and woke up in the middle of the night to check if i had any message and still saw her online). I sent her a message at 8pm, she read and ignored, tried exchanging pleasantries again, she read and ignored(this is someone who'll send you a message now and if you don't reply that same minute, she'll start complaining you're snubbing her and all that blackmailing shiit) I kuku respected myself, took my L in peace and decided to chat with other friends. She finally replied this night and was expecting me to get angry, me i just lock up, no reply. She sent like 15 different messages blackmailing me that i have gotten another lady, in fact, nothing this girl no talk. I've made up my mind that I'll reply on Monday or any year my mind tells me to reply.
When that new guy wey dey shack am don nack her finish, her eyes go clear.
Don't put any girl on a pedestal. They're humans like you.

exactly.. Na guy she dey chat with online.

Hahahhahaha another one. 7hrs? Don't worry the elders are coming to tell you exactly what is going on...be there!

It's not possible for now.. Forget the source

laughitall:
I don't like sissy men

hahahahah pls don't make me laugh jor

Nggs121:
Drop your account here..
I'll be crediting 200 people with 3k each by midnight tonight as its the little I can do
It will be random so don't get angry if you weren't chosen thanks

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zentrich:
It's a hack app I made and its working very well. with more than 12,000 current users, every activity on the phone can be monitored, you can even activate the victims camera and see what he or she is doing at the moment, or even the microphone. thanks to years of studying computer science, drop me your email addresd

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Their p.

zentrich:
I can help you with an app that can recover all deleted messages, listen to all her phone conversations even when she is not around you, read all her chats... everything displays on your phone. we IT guys have our way of dealing with things like this...

bro pls drop app name

chrisifeanyi:
Very true. They don't cheat in marriage and their women are beautiful and also well behaved.

wow that's great then.

Kingfayrouz:
it'll end in tears

lol imagine o. Say she ask her to swear she no gree.

chrisifeanyi:
Op save yourself this stress
Go to Enugu-ezike and marry. Their women can't cheat. You wil have peace of mind forever. They won't cheat or else they run mad.

baba this your talk na true? I dey hear am o well

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Discombulator:
She's a pro,she knowingly left the phone without password because she deletes everything.

definitely

laughitall:
mumu

hahahahah why you dey call my guy mumu na.

phill1759:
The best way to get all her chat has been given by someone earlier. Get her Facebook account password and open it on your phone, immediately you find her active on messenger open her account on your phone and all her will be revealed to you.

baba I don't get something here sir. If she's active and you're also active on her account Wont it interfere or. She won't know?

dotedote:
her phone probably is low on storage space.

baba you Don kee me with laugh o. Hahahhahaha

Tollicin:
Mr Man, she didn't password her phone because she knew already that she has delete the needful,if you really want to monitor her,install a spy application on her phone, you will certainly see the truth via your laptop and you will thank me later

bro may God bless you sir.. You're a wise man. Exactly wetin I think. This thing is easy man

jesmond3945:
she is not sure of you, she is not putting her eggs in one basket. I think she is just tolerating you and not that she deeply loves you. If she loves you so much, your chats should always be available for her to read and reminisce. Your call.

hahahhahaha another crazy one. Boss you're wicked sir