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Family / Re: What Percentage Of Your Salary Goes For Rent? by Kokoboss: 2:49pm On May 21, 2023
juliusijidola:

Abuja or FCT grin
boss na same jor. People are suffering
Food / Re: Why Are Nigerians Overreacting About Hilda Baci's Record? by Kokoboss: 8:42pm On May 18, 2023
headboyprince:
no its not... hes saying the truth....no be everything be jealous..you know how many people don break record wey pass this one.. grin imagine noise on top cooking record... wentin the holder of this records will then do.. demand their own planets...
-== Most Rubik's cubes solved on a skateboard.
=== Most blindfolded backwards standing somersaults in one minute.
=== Most keepie uppies while hanging with one hand.
===Most back wheel bike bunny hops on a bar in one minute. grin
wow!! This truly na the real record o
Food / Re: Why Are Nigerians Overreacting About Hilda Baci's Record? by Kokoboss: 5:33pm On May 17, 2023
HITsquad:
She was posted on CNN official Instagram account a while ago, which was really great.
But the comment section was really irritating! It got flooded by Nigerians as you would expect. But Instead of enjoying the moment as Nigerians, some were busy attacking everyone... playing the race card,accusing the international community of not giving her enough recognition because she was black and African. Seriously?
This is jealousy

I don't understand how we think sometimes, why are we making this too much of a big deal? Hilda baci did an amazing job no doubt... She got her message out there too.. she showed the world that there are still positive things about Nigeria, She showed the world the Naija vibes and how supportive Nigerians can be. So we are proud of her... I'm personally proud of her.

But guys please stop overreacting. I don't know exactly what you guys think she did.
Bro... She cooked for 100 hours non stop. which is amazing and not an easy task to accomplish.. So she did great!
But she is not the first person to do something like that ok, alot of people have already done that in the past... but only slightly fewer hours. Remember say na another person record she dey break like this! And she probably won't hold it forever. (Infact The way you guys are going about this whole thing, person fit vex smash that record much more sooner)
So stop acting like she did something "un-doable"...... stop acting like they should hand her over King Charles crown... Or name her among Albert Einstein and Da Vinci.
Na only cook she cook it's not like she just discovered the cure for cancer!

Mek we just dey calm down a
this is pure jealousy.

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Food / Re: Why Are Nigerians Overreacting About Hilda Baci's Record? by Kokoboss: 5:32pm On May 17, 2023
HITsquad:
She was posted on CNN official Instagram account a while ago, which was really great.
But the comment section was really irritating! It got flooded by Nigerians as you would expect. But Instead of enjoying the moment as Nigerians, some were busy attacking everyone... playing the race card,accusing the international community of not giving her enough recognition because she was black and African. Seriously?
This is jealousy

I don't understand how we think sometimes, why are we making this too much of a big deal? Hilda baci did an amazing job no doubt... She got her message out there too.. she showed the world that there are still positive things about Nigeria, She showed the world the Naija vibes and how supportive Nigerians can be. So we are proud of her... I'm personally proud of her.

But guys please stop overreacting. I don't know exactly what you guys think she did.
Bro... She cooked for 100 hours non stop. which is amazing and not an easy task to accomplish.. So she did great!
But she is not the first person to do something like that ok, alot of people have already done that in the past... but only slightly fewer hours. Remember say na another person record she dey break like this! And she probably won't hold it forever. (Infact The way you guys are going about this whole thing, person fit vex smash that record much more sooner)
So stop acting like she did something "un-doable"...... stop acting like they should hand her over King Charles crown... Or name her among Albert Einstein and Da Vinci.
Na only cook she cook it's not like she just discovered the cure for cancer!

Mek we just dey calm down a
Religion / Re: Reasons Why You Need To Pray Before Leaving Your House by Kokoboss: 8:28pm On May 14, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:
God still shows mercy to even those who don't pray but believes in him
this is 100%
Sports / Re: Southampton Relegated From The Premier League by Kokoboss: 6:47pm On May 13, 2023
Godswillu:
By own is Leicester city and Everton should not be relegated.
Leicester will relegate. Check their next matches
Education / Re: Maria Precious Tunde: UNIBEN Final Year Student Dies In Her Sleep by Kokoboss: 12:23pm On May 03, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
shocked
What stupid course was she studying?
Adult and non formal education?

Nigeria sef. grin

And this one too will be like "I dey school".

Her own better... I shaa pity her course mates, junior and senior colleagues that wasted their years studying rubbish and haven't seen the need to die yet
You get sense so?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: It Is May 1st: Are You Currently Enjoying Your Place Of Work. by Kokoboss: 7:19pm On May 01, 2023
IyaTola:
Service Hostess Required for an Airline Company

Pay: 350k

1. Have an attractive appearance

2. Conducting pre-flight safety checks and ensuring the plane is clean.
3. Demonstrating safety and emergency measures, such as the use of oxygen masks, seat belts, and exit doors.
4. Offering information and support to ensure the safety and comfort of passengers.
5. Welcoming passengers, verifying their tickets, and directing them to their seats.
Making and serving beverages and food to passengers.
6. Responding to passengers' questions about flights, travel routes, and arrival times.
Attending pre-flight briefings and studying all the details of the flight.
7. Leading passengers in case of emergency and giving first aid to passengers if necessary.
8. Preparing analytic reports concerning flight issues.

Qualifications

Female (3 slots)
Must not be more than 35 years
SSCE with 3 Guarantors, ond , nce ,
hnd , b.sc

0 to 1 years experience but you will be trained regardless

Do not pay for this job

Locations: Lagos , calabar , abuja

Send qualifications and interests via whatsapp to Mrs Omojuwa on whatsapp 09047424139 Line 4
thanks madam

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: It Is May 1st: Are You Currently Enjoying Your Place Of Work. by Kokoboss: 4:57pm On May 01, 2023
yemi1504:


Hmmmm. Dat profession na shege people wey dey work there dey see.
boss how we go do na? No choice.
Crime / Re: Precious Ofodile Nmelichukwu, UNIZIK Student Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by Kokoboss: 3:04pm On May 01, 2023
Nothing go happen to you dear. You'll come back good and sound. Dem go see her in sha Allah
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: It Is May 1st: Are You Currently Enjoying Your Place Of Work. by Kokoboss: 2:13pm On May 01, 2023
Make God help me. I'm teaching and mehn its crazy. Most times I dey pity myself. The way the owner dey use us ehn. At least everyone of us dey take three subjects with low pay wey no fit help person life. I just need God favour to get better job. O su mi walai

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Politics / Re: EFCC Overlooks Akpabio's Alleged Illness, Invites Him Again Over Corruption by Kokoboss: 12:52pm On Apr 30, 2023
suckmedownthere:

they are actually doing it to show how smart they are than the previous thief who did the stealing and went away with it, don't forget the word politician is the same as thief in the Nigerian dictionary..... To the son 'I will make sure I am smarter than my father a smarter thief a more craftier thief, even abacha's son is finding a way to get into politics too..... TO THEM ALL PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE ITS A GAME!
and funny enough even the Abacha pikin go win.
Politics / Re: EFCC Overlooks Akpabio's Alleged Illness, Invites Him Again Over Corruption by Kokoboss: 10:58pm On Apr 29, 2023
flexyrule:
You see this Nigeria... If you have the opportunity to eat from the cake, please do, without looking back.

The system can never ever be change.

Anyone fighting for a better Nigeria, is fighting a lost cause.

If you still think otherwise, then it's either Nigeria hasn't happened to you yet, or you just choose to be ignorant.

I like Akpabio. Man put his state on the map. But damn! 103 billion naira. How do they even sleep at night knowing how much they've squandered from the citizen's collective wealth?

Has anyone noticed that the Accountant General's corruption case is gradually slipping into the carpet.

Trump no even do reach this one, yet the feds are asking for his head.
There's no hope in this country. Even God Don tire
Politics / Re: EFCC Overlooks Akpabio's Alleged Illness, Invites Him Again Over Corruption by Kokoboss: 10:56pm On Apr 29, 2023
suckmedownthere:
Each and every politicians in Nigeria are heartless and corrupt.......... In lagbaja's voice
God go punish all of una....
This is the truth. Imagine former jamb that stole massively while in office. His son dey house of representatives too. This country no hope
Family / Re: What Percentage Of Your Salary Goes For Rent? by Kokoboss: 10:46pm On Apr 29, 2023
Viking07:
The average Abuja salary starts from 50-70k. 100k is considered a good pay in Abuja. Now which part of Abuja can you rent a decent 1 bedroom apartment with 200k(2 months salary)?

Nigerians in general are suffering from hyperinflation but nobody cares. Price of items keeps going up while salary remains constant. People now use their 3-5 months salary to pay as rent. In gwarimpa. A selfcon is between 900k-1m. How many Nigerians earn 500k monthly? Lol how many can even boast of 200k saved in their accounts at any point in time? We’re joking in this country.

PS: There’s a difference between Abuja and FCT. 😁😆. Gwarimpa, Garki, Maitama =Abuja
Nyanya, gwagwalada, bwari, Kuje =FCT.
na just God o.. If I tell you my salary you go pity me. E no reach that 50k sef and person Don serve since like seven years. I sha can't just stay at home looking na. And na Abuja I dey o. Omo ehn

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Family / Re: What Percentage Of Your Salary Goes For Rent? by Kokoboss: 10:43pm On Apr 29, 2023
turmacs:
How many times una wan ask this question? Something a simple Google search can answer. Multiple threads that made front page have created on this same topic but one stupid mod still decided to push this to FP. All of una for this forum they mad....Don't go and plan on how to start building your own house you hear? Idiot. Dey ask percent of your salary wey you go pay as rent, rubbish man. Na your mate dey build mansions for festac up and down and Marry young women like us at an early age. You still dey pay rent, nonsense. Stupid men like you are the reason a lot of beautiful young woman like us are not married yet.
thunder fire you

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Army Parade In Military Uniform (Photos) by Kokoboss: 12:43pm On Apr 27, 2023
001Lagos:
The worst president ever

A monumental failure and loan addict

I wish tomorow is May 29 so you would handover and get out of our political space
they are all the same bro.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Escapes Onstage Attack At Lagos Concert by Kokoboss: 3:01pm On Apr 24, 2023
Nawao. Wetin Davido do the guy? Abi hyn help the guy girlfriend?
Religion / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Kokoboss: 10:04am On Apr 23, 2023
Wawelexy:
Came out as a first timer in one particular church that I seldomly go cos of freebies, never knew one usher would recognise me cos I thought I had attended the church long ago... The lady acted like a monitoring spirit, told me the colour of clothes I wore the last time I came, and that I also came with a friend, that she was the one who attended to us by writing down our names.... Omo I remain dumb....last last dem still give me fried rice and Miranda.. This was during school days.
hahhahaha I can relate.

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo: How I Bought My House In The US by Kokoboss: 6:40am On Apr 23, 2023
Gucciblog:
According to Lastus, he has been making money all his life, yet he couldn't buy the said house until 2021.

Bunch of criminals in power
All those guys. All of them enter the politics to embezzle and amass money ni. Not to help. There's no hope in this country.
Politics / Re: Hon. Ismaila Maihanci Yushau Dies At 36 by Kokoboss: 2:01pm On Apr 22, 2023
Ever8090:
lol...you sound unfair because he is dead but I think in some certain quarter you are right, I wish all Nigerian politicians will just die on one faithful day so that we can start afresh...
seriously he said the truth. They are all thieves
Sports / Re: Arsenal Dropped Points In Their Last Three EPL Games, Will It Cost Them Title? by Kokoboss: 10:55am On Apr 22, 2023
youngreezy:
bro champions league go distract them,watch and mark this thing wey I tell you..... guardiola ready to forfeit this league because of champions league,see una never understand say na mancity dey on serious pressure pass sef.....check Manchester united for example,Dem be dey three competitions but today how far? arsenal get only league to die for, guardiola go soon face Madrid and you know say Madrid no be small pikin....man city will get distracted in this race
I doubt sha o. City fit win all the matches very well.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Dropped Points In Their Last Three EPL Games, Will It Cost Them Title? by Kokoboss: 10:46am On Apr 22, 2023
youngreezy:
play man city to win all their remaining matches with your life savings if e sure for them like that
lol I Don drop betting sef but you know those guys no too dey lose match bro. You know
Sports / Re: Arsenal Dropped Points In Their Last Three EPL Games, Will It Cost Them Title? by Kokoboss: 10:29am On Apr 22, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
If you know arsenal very well, they deserve the premier League trophy this time tongue
truly I been want Arsenal to win. But I'm afraid

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Dropped Points In Their Last Three EPL Games, Will It Cost Them Title? by Kokoboss: 10:28am On Apr 22, 2023
ojun50:
Arsenal we still win the league, man city will drop point lose two games and draw one.

Mark todays date
Don't deceive yourself. Even you know City will not lose any match.

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Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Kokoboss: 10:27am On Apr 22, 2023
sloo1:
The fact that the only solution you can think of is to kill the dog shows that you are indeed EVIL
This is true. Imagine thinking of killing the dog
Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Kokoboss: 10:25am On Apr 22, 2023
scrolldown88:

grin grin I'm not evil auntie. Dogs don't bark at me, plus I'm not the one planning to kill an innocent dog.
Repent from your evil ways and leave that boyfriend alone. for it is written 'do not come between a man and his dog '.
Everybody knows it is written. And No be me write am.
hahahaha
Education / Re: Police Beat, Slap IMSU Students For Refusing Access To Their Phones (Video) by Kokoboss: 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2023
Ever8090:
Very soon, Nigerian youths will start killing this ones again and people will start pitying them....just look at the set of idiots!!!
police na bad news

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Romance / Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by Kokoboss: 12:49pm On Apr 18, 2023
Patented:
lots of guys sleep with Prostitutes but what worries me about your case is that you are keeping the score........like why?!!

even tracking protection and non protection.

Maybe you need therapy.

on the flip side what about them has you hooked?
This is true. At least 80% of men don sleep with ashewo before.
Family / Re: American Woman Sets Her Wedding Dress Ablaze In Divorce Photoshoot by Kokoboss: 10:02pm On Apr 16, 2023
Tor, enjoy yourself.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Wins Kogi PDP Governorship Primary Election by Kokoboss: 9:48pm On Apr 16, 2023
This country funny sha. All these guys wan just steal more money. Just read about Dibu ojerinde again now. Man stole crazily while in jamb. Massive stealing and hyn pikin dey win election. Nawa for this Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Kokoboss: 9:44pm On Apr 16, 2023
Arsenal can never win this EPL again. City even get outstanding. Arsenal Bleep up

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