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Family / Re: Caught My Husband From Cheating :/ by Kokomica(m): 8:06pm On Nov 26, 2008
To the poster,

Your marriage is more important than one moment of anger or flint. To be honest with you, most married men and women cheat in marriage. That is the gospel but bitter truth!.

To start with, you also cheat, though you may not want to accept this. If a guy showers you gifts outside your edlock, buys you call cards outsie your wedlock and you find it difficlut to tell your hubby, it is a mild form of cheating but cheating is cheating!

Forgive the guy and pray to God to change him. It is a fallacy that women will say theri sons are enough husband for them. God created them men and women not women and their sons!

Refer this case to God and also look at your self.
Culture / Re: Yorubás come show your proverbs skills by Kokomica(m): 8:06pm On Oct 16, 2008
Ayangbe aja dun; ki aja to gbe na nko? (The roasted dog is sweet, but what happens before the dog is well roated?)
Culture / Re: Yorubás come show your proverbs skills by Kokomica(m): 8:00pm On Oct 16, 2008
A gba ni l'eti, omo epon yo, ibasepo wo lo wa laarin eti ati omo epon?
(someone was slapped, he complained the scrotum fell off, what is the relationship between the slapped ear and the scrotum?)

Oyibo nmutin, oti n pa kuku
(the white man is drinking beer, the cook is getting drunk)

Eelo ni a nfe olomoge, ti adelebo nirin arin wo'di (How much does it cost to marry a virgin while a divorcee will be walking delicately - literarily -proving difficult to marry)

Ori kii kun titi ka p'eku nibe, ibi ina l'o mo (the head will not be so bushy that we kill a rat from it, it is only limited to lice)

Ibi aye ba ba ni ni a ti nje; bi o ba ba ni ninu omi, a maa to s'ara (where enjoyment meets someone is where you enjoy; if it meets you in the water, you wee wee without removing your panties)

Bi eyin ba se meji, ko saa ti funfun (even if the teeth remains just two in the mouth, let it be white)

gringringringringringringringringringringringrin
One love.
Science/Technology / Anyone With Video Clips Of Demolition Of Boi Building In Lagos To Post It Here by Kokomica(m): 1:26pm On Sep 23, 2008
Hi Nairalanders,

I'm the adventurous, fun-loving type. Does anyone have the video recording of the controlled demolition of the Bank of industry building carried out on Borad Street, Lagos on 21 Sept 2008?

This would help improve nairalanders' knowledge as we have on http://www.controlled-demolition.com/ site.

Anyone who has it should please post the video clips for the benefit of nairalanders.

One love
Car Talk / Which Is Better: Diesel Engine Or Petrol Engine? by Kokomica(m): 7:09pm On Feb 01, 2008
Dear nairalanders,

I want expert opinion on the better of Petrol engine and Diesel engine. If one is buying a new car, which one lasts longer, consumes less fuel, easier to maintain?

One love!
Business / Dictionary Of Nigerian Languages On The Net by Kokomica(m): 8:11pm On Jan 18, 2008
Dear nairalanders,

Please give me a link to the site where I can get and download dictionary of Nigerian language or languages.

One love
Business / Re: Bad Experiences You've Had With Your Banks? by Kokomica(m): 11:54pm On Dec 01, 2007
Dear all,

I have tried Ecobank sevral times, and I think Ecobank is the best of them all! Most of their branches I visted while in Nigeria are just too superb, their staff are well-trained. I think it is because it is an international bank.

The bank (Ecobank) has presence in about 20 other african countries. While I was in far away Central Africa Reppublic, I was surprised that Ecobank is there. The most surprising aspect is that they operate the same standard in those countries. At least, I have used their services in Cotonou, Lome and also in Accra. You can use their ATM card to withdraw your money from the naira in any of their countries of presence at no extra cost and you will be given the local currency of that country. They gave me an online internet banking profile where I monitor all my transactions online.

Their web address is ecobank.com

Guys, please try it out.
Travel / Re: Study In Canada by Kokomica(m): 10:52am On Nov 16, 2007
I like Canada a lot. Can someone enlighten me on how to study at master's level in Canada?
Autos / Re: Do You Need A Car? Try Us And You Wont Regret It! by Kokomica(m): 9:42am On Nov 16, 2007
Eno,

Can you get me Nissan Exterra SE or offroad, 2005 model in very clean state and at very good price?
Romance / Re: Your Childhood Crush? by Kokomica(m): 7:41pm On Oct 30, 2007
Oh my my mine!! Yemisi Majekodunmi is it. We were together in pry 5. I did everything possible to get her attention: because of her, I started dressing neatly, you know the school prefect type; well gaitored shirt & short, I started going to school with a comb, would put my moma's lotus body crean in a tin of ''RUBB'', etc When she did not get d message, I planned a new strategy for the following term. Unfortunately, I had to leave that school for another. That ended the crush. That was a long time ago
She should be married now.
That feeling can no longer be there. If I see her now, nothing will happen.
Business / Re: An Author’s Request For Real Scam Stories by Kokomica(m): 12:33pm On Oct 30, 2007
AuthorX, I am also working on the travailsof fraudsters in nigeria. My manuscript is about 54 pages. can u get accross to me so that we can co-author the book.
Koko!
Phones / Re: Jdictionary Code by Kokomica(m): 3:18pm On Oct 02, 2007
Please I would also need the code for the dictionary on Symbian 60 operating system. Someone should please help me out.
Koko.
Phones / Re: Jdictionary Code by Kokomica(m): 10:43pm On Sep 02, 2007
Look no more, thats the best dico u culd av on a mobile, ok!

Thats the best dictionary, agreed. There is also world factbook, a great book. I need to have the code for the current version 3.2
Phones / Re: Jdictionary Code by Kokomica(m): 10:11pm On Sep 02, 2007
Thanks for the code. I actually had that of the dictionary on my phone. Can you help get the code for the current version of the World factbook avaialble from the site of jdictionary developer?
Phones / Re: Jdictionary Code by Kokomica(m): 11:17pm On Aug 29, 2007
I am also interested in the code for nokia 9300i
Romance / Re: Heartbroken: Jilted By My Girlfriend For An 'Ex-Boyfriend' by Kokomica(m): 9:25pm On Aug 28, 2007
I took my time to read Shangy's heart outpour!

Ol boy, I know how it feels but it is really a good experience that shappens one, if you are lucky to go through it!!!

Please go face whatever is your souce of livelihood and become an expert in it. When you get tot he top of your chosen profession, you will be an attraction to many, both male and female. Check out for my posts. It has happened to me before.

Initially, i withdrew to my shell, later i moved on. The shock really propelled me to move on in life, after an elder told me if a wife (or girlfriend deserts you, do not commit suicide. A woman that deserts you today will still come back to you tomorrow, if you are hard working!

Years back, I started having the last laugh! As I write, God has been so merciful, I'm in a position to attract any woman without making much effort. Frankly speaking, women cannot resist successful men. Be a success in your field. She, or a better woman/better women would come into your life. As I write, I know a lot of those I dreamt of wooing but could not due to my level then, who make all efforts to get my attention today. Such is life. You will get over it, the pian only lasts fr a while.

If you are still alive some five year's time and you take my advise, look back, you will discover that it is not worth dying for. You would have been strong enough to be able to attract and retain any woman you desire. The key is hard work.

You may keep in touch via my email, if you will, I will share some life experience with you.
Family / Re: Infidelity In Marriage, Is There Any Cure? by Kokomica(m): 7:20pm On Aug 27, 2007
Weewee and narzert both got it wrong with their one-sided assertions on this issue. The shocking revlation is that more women are into adultery in marriage than men. Because the society frowns on that of women and wrongfully celebrates thatof men is one of the major reasons why women culprits get away with it. Most men are of the wrong opinion that their wives are saints, so they do not bother take take time to ask: what is this woman really doing behind me!

Most women also encourage thier spouses to do this due to their persistent complain when it comes to performing their matrimonial role. Head ache, I'm tired, is that the only thing you know, the pocket money is insufficient and you are asking for sex, etc. Meanwhile there are millions of women, both married & singles willing to offer the man for as little as the cost of a meal! With due regards, The features of the mummy at home are ageing, sagging and not as supple as that of the university girl out there who needs some fatcat to finance her wears, exceses and still hold some coins.

The bible is very clear on the issue of infidelity and adultery. So be not deceived. God does not speak idle words. Read the posts above on what God says on it. Also read Proverbs 5: 1-23.

If you want to test if your woman does it, in this era of GSM, all you need is to follow the rather petty but effective means of finding out on a cheating partner. Go through the list of regular callers (into and out) of yr lady's phone, see the details of some texts, both incoming and outgoing. Caution here: if you are not emotionally matured, don't do it, I plead with you. Call some of those names you dont know closely as her friend, you will discover that the entry tagged Janet on her phone really has a man at the other end!

When the phone rings in your presence and she suddenly cuts it for no just cause, watchout. Try getting the number, call it and you will see what I'm saying.
I would want to see the responses here. Guys over to you. I really want to share your feedbacks, so we know who is doing what.
Politics / Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women by Kokomica(m): 5:50pm On Aug 27, 2007
It is true that monkeys have been found to harass humans sexually in the past, even in Nigeria. In my growing up days in the village in the severties,,,
several instances were recorded. What they need to do in Kenya is to ensure the monkeys do not wonder and anyone that does should be killed
for pepper soup.
Sports / Re: Discuss The 2007 Formular One Season Here by Kokomica(m): 8:51am On Aug 22, 2007
Dear all,

FRom which site can i download video clips of F1 racing session onto my nokia 9300i phone. Please help out.
Nairaland / General / Re: Create a Personal Thread for Yourself Here by Kokomica(m): 3:14pm On Aug 15, 2007
I would want to know who Seun is? How do i start a new topic?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Ex-Boyfriend Bought Her A Car by Kokomica(m): 2:45pm On Aug 15, 2007
Ol boy, be frank with yrself, no be u get d babe. She just de take u mark time. U will perpetually live with heart attack if u continue with the dude.

Look for a babe dat will not live and desire beyond yr capability. I want u to know dat she must have given some values before the so-called ex flame gave her a car gift. It would not have been once that d guy sucked her honeypot for her to quaalify for acar from his stable.

Please sack her and move on; it is pianful now but you will laugh last. The babe i was dating in scholl in d late 80s did dat, deceived me until d army guy she was also dating got drunk and ws describing her potty to his fellow army guy at d mammy mkt, saying i never even open d honeypot, etc. I sacked her but it was painful. Years later, the babe is still on d street looking for husband.

You can guess her age now. Yours truly has really moved up, but she is still there after several abortions for those men deceiving her then.
Phones / Re: Nokia Forum(all About Ur Nokia Fone) by Kokomica(m): 4:06pm On Aug 07, 2007
Dear all,

Please give me d address of good websites where I can download files, images, muisc, films for my nokia 9300i

Koko.

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