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Romance › Re: 6 Types Of Men You Meet In Lagos by kolaranking1(m): 6:12pm On May 10, 2017

Lol.....that no5 plenty for oau wella....you go see person wey dey play game dey speak in tongues

Romance › Re: Good Night Everyone.... by kolaranking1(m): 7:22am On May 10, 2017

Adieu

Romance › Re: Mention One Thing You Can Find In A Ladies Bag by kolaranking1(m): 7:18am On May 10, 2017

demiladegold:
Your naija mentality no go allow you rest sha.... So na ordinary English dey worry you abi.... Na only gala be junk food?

Get well soon dear

whoa...savage on fleek

Romance › Re: A Letter To Damilola by kolaranking1(m): 7:03am On May 10, 2017

Romance › Re: Story Time! ..... Time ! Time ! ! Time ! ! ! by kolaranking1(m): 3:31pm On May 09, 2017

sexybbstar:
He wanted to know if it was lack of sex that made me type rubbish.

maybe

Romance › Re: Where Did You Get Your First Kiss by kolaranking1(m): 3:27pm On May 09, 2017

In her father's sitting room

Health › Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by kolaranking1(m): 2:01pm On May 09, 2017

richidinho:
must u fvck?

Why not?.....he get wife na

Literature › Re: Love Really Is Strange by kolaranking1(m): 7:44am On May 09, 2017

Lilyjoe567:
Nope, wasn't that fortunate. Though English and literature were my favourite subjects back in sec sch. I had to go with with I was given

No wonder.....when is the next update?

Romance › Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by kolaranking1(m): 7:23am On May 09, 2017

tosyne2much:
Since this is a female bashing thread, lemme keep the ministry moving

That was how a lady told me she fell from the ugwu leaf in her backyard and on landing, she heard a crack and her hymen was broken

lol.....eleyi gidigan oo

Literature › Re: Love Really Is Strange by kolaranking1(m): 7:17am On May 09, 2017

Lilyjoe567:
Business studies, still don't know why, cause I suck at numbers and figures, lol

But I did like the theory part

I was actually thinking you studied english

Celebrities › Re: "I Have A Crush On Falz"- Tboss Takes A Dip In The Pool In Sexy Swimsuit. Photos by kolaranking1(m): 11:08pm On May 08, 2017

Shelloween:
you

lol

Celebrities › Re: "I Have A Crush On Falz"- Tboss Takes A Dip In The Pool In Sexy Swimsuit. Photos by kolaranking1(m): 10:56pm On May 08, 2017

Shelloween:
My dick didn't rise.

who f?cking cares?

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Literature › Re: Love Really Is Strange by kolaranking1(m): 10:53pm On May 08, 2017

Wow....nice comeback @lilyjoe567....this is getting interesting. Tell me,wah course did you study in school?

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Narrates How Her 'Hide-The-Bump' Failed At Banky W's Introduction by kolaranking1(m): 10:19pm On May 08, 2017

Zizicardo:
congratulations, but there's nothing special about it. just have a safe delivery and have the joy of motherhood

I don't know why she is trying to hide her pregnancy oo

Romance › Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by kolaranking1(m): 7:44am On May 08, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Aha...i bet u like it tight but juicy as fvck huh

This geh can tease men like....Tell me, Is it your hobby?

Romance › Re: How Long Did You Last With Your First Love by kolaranking1(m): 10:36pm On May 07, 2017

sexybbstar:
It was infatuation,right?

Exactly. Funny enough, she still thinks I feel for her

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Literature › Re: Love Really Is Strange by kolaranking1(m): 10:32pm On May 07, 2017

Mention me when you post the next update cos it appears you aint gonna post tonight again

Romance › Re: How Long Did You Last With Your First Love by kolaranking1(m): 10:19pm On May 07, 2017

I had a gf for one semester and half.....later realized I wasn't in love with her.....that was my first gf tho

Romance › Re: Abeg Who Fine Pass Between Me And My Brother(pic) by kolaranking1(m): 8:37pm On May 07, 2017

I think the second guy is more handsome

Celebrities › Re: "My Bride, Mrs W": Banky W Gushes On Adesua, Shares More Stunning Photos by kolaranking1(m): 12:37pm On May 07, 2017

Chevalier:
Adesua wey I don dey eye since na Banky come get am.

E pain me o.

Happy married life tho.

No b only you oo bro....We plenty

Literature › Re: Love Really Is Strange by kolaranking1(m): 10:58am On May 07, 2017

Lilyjoe567:
Firstly, Thanks for asking, I've decided the NYSC stuff will not kill me before my time....lol

And as for the family, you're gonna wanna wait for that, cuz it gets quite interesting

I'm jejely waiting for the next update

Celebrities › Re: Davido Names Second Daughter Hailey, Few Hours To The Birth Of His Baby by kolaranking1(m): 12:27am On May 07, 2017

Na babydaddy sure pas now oo. Abeg som1 shld epp tell lindaikeji say my sperm dey turn twins oo.....even if she want quadruplets sef e get how we dey do am.

Literature › Re: Love Really Is Strange by kolaranking1(m): 11:55pm On May 06, 2017

Your story is interesting...I've been reading since around 4pm today...just got to the last episode. But my question to you is..what happened to mimi's parents and siblings because I haven't heard from them lately...Good job anyways......and how is your nysc stuffs?

Education › Re: OAU Students Seen Sleeping On The Ground by kolaranking1(m): 9:10am On May 06, 2017

Franzinni:
This is a very common reality in hostels from secondary school to university... If this is shocking to you boyyy... You be day student or you be off campus person....

I remember my secondary school days from st. Batholomews in Zaria to command Kaduna... We use to FLAP people.... Which means dusting people off their beds while they sleep before they know it you are gone with the bed.... Then you will have to sleep with one eye open because you too might get flapped before the morning comes...

Fut Minna Bosso campus.... That hostel was war.... The smell of beans mixed with body odor mixed with piss mixed with nastiness I use to prefer to sleep on the roof of the hostel entrance slab.... My God that place has one of the best sun rises and sun sets I have ever seen....

Sorry for the long talk the picture puts me in a state of nostalgia... A flood of memories good and bad are swirling in my head kai... Life

Sometimes we go through rough patches in life to come out a better person...

FLAP was common in my secondary school days too.....federal govt college idoani, ondo state

Literature › Re: Chidera Okolie Declares Her DM Open To Potential Suitors; Lists 10 Conditions by kolaranking1(m): 10:56pm On May 05, 2017

Lefulefu and co....coman see rules oo

Jokes Etc › Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by kolaranking1(m): 10:42pm On May 05, 2017

Eggroll wey no get egg na puffpuff

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Romance › Re: This Is How You Properly Hug Ur Girlfriend Especially In Public Places.(pics) by kolaranking1(m): 4:59pm On May 05, 2017

SorftWerk:
lol...shes even tear rubber... U know what that means

*TeamV*

Romance › Re: True Or False Game by kolaranking1(m): 8:40am On May 04, 2017

Why is everybody looking for makydebbie?

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Is Down by kolaranking1(m): 11:03pm On May 03, 2017

geekybabe:
Whatsapp down. Nigerian boys start entering our twitter dms.

dms and 2go

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Is Down by kolaranking1(m): 10:40pm On May 03, 2017

Chai....I dn dey whyne one bae already
They shud fix it quickly oo

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Don Jazzy's Proposal (Picture) by kolaranking1(m): 8:26pm On May 03, 2017

GloriaNinja:
SO I SHOULD FRY GROUNDNUT?

Ur choice

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Toyota Jeep (Photos) by kolaranking1(m): 4:46pm On May 03, 2017

TrapQueen77:
Yeaaah...i read some stories that DV is quite a "new trend" especially with the nigerian celebrities..

Only God can change our story in Nigeria

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