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Martin0:
Eh eh oya check my profile send me mail

as a sharp guy na

GGclef:
na another world una dey....

Lol

We wey dey into classical music nko

mhizesther:
I.play to impress at times(especially cute guys) and I had this pride issue, was always refusing to play for upcoming choristers.. Till one girl came and made herself my rival...I just asked God for a second chance..Im in love with music and instruments too.. I play the keyboard /piano, Guitar and sax . I'm still interested in learning how to drum, play the kanga and violin

na only you waka come

beautiful232:
you need some good SEX..maybe your sense Go come back....

your ass dey return person sense?

Just the way you hate the porn ya watching after masturbating

You talking asif girls av some sort of gold in their pussy or something.......The way you guys are over rating sex ehn
.....tell me why I shouldn't help my friend if she needs help.

QuietHammer:
That's great. I think I know you. You stayed in Faj in your first year and play the piano.

yeah.....ion think I know you

QuietHammer:
OAU. Did you?

I'm currently studying music in oau too....I'm in 200 lvl

QuietHammer:
Yes sir. I did.

No wonder. Which schl sir?

QuietHammer:
Symphony No. 5 in C minor by Ludwig van Beethoven.

Are you for real? Do you study music?

To god be the glory

SmartchoicesNG:
Is lautech OR OAU this bad?

this one is not from OAU oooo.....I guess OOU or mapoly.

sexybbstar:
I love her natural hair.. I will soon relax Mine, natural hair is not for everybody, e don tire me.

ko kan aye

sexybbstar:
Oui Monsieur, Je suis une etudiante de La langue francaise

yes mister, I'm a student of french language.....Am I right?

sexybbstar:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know...

you no well

sexybbstar:
It's even more than sexy

(1)The girl is beautiful and has a nice body
(2)The guy is handsome and has a hot physique (he looks like the Afolayans)
(3) The first two pictures will make a good sex style.
(4)NATURAL HAIR IS BAE, SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE NATURALISTAS.

Everything about the pix oozes love and affection.

To marry Don dey hungry me o

Why ur mind think go sex style??...ur mind needs hypo..(Buh the girl get boobi oo)

sexybbstar:
If you break up with your lover, make sure you go into a relationship that is better that your previous one. Date someone that is better than your previous lover in looks, intelligence, brilliancy.Date someone with a bigger and better dreams, nice goals and even a better spiritual life, someone who makes you happy, who sees your fault but still sees you as perfect.

That is the joy of a relationship. When you move along with someone your ex lover is better than, get prepared for the mockery that follows.

Guys, date a lady that is better than your ex in all ramifications. A lady she would see with you and realize she has lost a gem.

Ladies, move on to a guy that is better than your ex boyfriend.

SHOW HIM/HER YOU ARE PRICELESS TO ANOTHER PERSON . LET HIM/HER REALIZE THAT YOU WON'T BE THERE WHEN SHE (HE) LOOKS BACK.

#crushingonmyself
#lovingmylovelife
#Godblessmysweetheat

not everybody has an ex remember.......why is it that the spirit led you to relationship tonight?......why do I have to make my ex jealous when I have better goals to achieve......just thinking out loud tho

sexybbstar:
Mi o mo pe e gbo yoruba sha... Iyen naa da.

mio gbo oo....mo kan le type e ni o

sexybbstar:
Oro ni mo n so sir.

isokuso niyen o........lol

sexybbstar:
The two are more wicked than the most wicked

ki le nso ma?

Greenbuoy:
Op, you're cool but I consider this write-up a criticism of my beloved beans.

If dem born you well, come awo-hall come defend this article of yours... Na pesin wen go make you feel 'at home' be this...

you no even tell am whr awo_hall dey......OP come to obafemi awolowo university, awolowo hall to be precise and tell them this bullshit......body go tell you

iamexcelblog:
Yea sure. Nigerians are the worst set of human beings to ever meet online or do business with. I have been scammed uncountable times that I can't just recall. Why they keep on scamming me is not because I am stupid or not smart.. Never. Rather, they prey on my weakness for humanity and turn it to evil.

All things being equal, Lalasticlala and Seun and Mynd44... Thanks a lot to you guys for pushing this to front page because I have a website I want to report.

This website named paperback-limited dot com scammed a family friend and our village minister to the tune of 6 million. This fraudulent website went and cloned the original site which is paperbackpaper dot co dot uk.

As am typing this, they are still online scamming Nigerians. To the owners of those website, we know you.

Already all of you will die by accident before the year runs out. The man you scammed is currently running BP and is almost wishing for death.

[b]These are the type of useless set of charlatans and iddiots Nigerians look up to and hail as those who have made it! People like e money dem.. Huss puppi or whatever the morons answer.
They always upload their rooms that is made of Gold and always make you feel like you have not made it in life. But if you see the terrible evil these criminals commit? You will marvel. They are always "balling"! But trace their source of income? NOTHING! The only answer is FRAUD AND CRIMINALITY! These set of boys and youths operate on INTERNATIONAL LEVEL.

They monitor emails and divert the money. You will think you are speaking with the company you are dealing with but you wont know that these boys are monitoring the conversations and are waiting for the time of payment.. So that they will delete the original account number the company you are dealing with gave you and then send you a bogus account number! If you are a Nigerian reading this and you have a foreign company you are dealing with and they are hurrying you up for payment or they lower the prices of goods, chances ARE THAT YOU ARE BEING SCAMMED! Verify all transaction diligently and thoroughly. Even when you receive an account number, visit the original website of the company you are dealing with and call the phone number their for verification of account.

REMEMBER AGAIN, ALWAYS USE SCAMADVISER DOT COM TO ALWAYS CHECK UP WEBSITES YOU ARE DEALING WITH. CHANCES ARE THAT THOSE WEBSITES WERE LAUNCHED YESTERDAY AND ARE UPLOADING PICTURES OF BOGUS GOODS AND LOW PRICES TO ATTRACT PREYS. TRUST ME ON THIS!


Funny enough, these fools rob people of their livelihood in this recession and still come online to shout

"Thank You Jesus!"

You think you can deceive God? Never. Galatians 6:7 comes to mind.

"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked. Whatever a man sows, so shall he reap."

To all the worthless and useless yahoo boys deceiving themselves that the white people did worse.. Continue.. Inugo? Your days are numbered.

To all the worthless and disgusting pig of girls dating these foools and call them hustlers.. Continue too ok? Remember that what goes around comes around.

You are dating a Yahoo Yahoo boy or G Boy as it is called. You are very much aware of what he does and that people are being robbed and killed to maintain you. He buys you Iphone 7 and the latest human hair. You still come online to;

"THANK GOD FOR ALL HIS MERCIES?"

You deceive yourself that your boyfriend is a hustler and that the white people did worse? Are you aware that by 2070... Chances that you reading this, is still on earth is 0%? What then happens to all the slay kings and slay mamas that are dead by then?

A word is enough for the wise. To the owners of that website named paperback-limited owned by somebody from one region I will not mention for obvious reasons... Continue ok? You ripped a family Friend and a close confidant and loved one of all his savings running into millions... Be very much aware that the eyes of God is on you. Be Afraid. Be Worried Because you and your generation will die soon. Deceive yourself that you have done others and nothing has been happening. This is your full cup. Even if the whole world begs for you to be forgiven on the last day... I HAVE SWORN WITH MY SOUL BEFORE GOD THAT ALL OF YOU THAT SHARED THAT MONEY MUST PERISH IN HELL. I SEAL IT WITH MY BLOOD!

wire wire boys don scam you too

sexybbstar:
So it won't be as of I intentionally ignored some important personalities on Nairaland like Explorers and co

important you say......buh I don't think I know those you mentioned

sexybbstar:
I wish I could write on them but I just became an active member this year. So I don't really know much about some old members.

why do you have to keep explaining to everyone that you just joined nairaland?

sexybbstar:
See you

. :-/ wetin do me?

IDGAF

sexybbstar:
My ijesha fellow....

all these ijesha pple sef.....I'm in ilesha currently tho