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RomanceRe: There Is Absolutely Nothing Called "True" Love by kolaranking1(m): 4:44pm On May 03, 2017
profolaolu:
so U want to be looking at some1s...... On my thread
As the spirit leads
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Toyota Jeep (Photos) by kolaranking1(m): 4:36pm On May 03, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin



The nxt news will be like...WHEN THE RING COMES WITH HOUSE & LOT grin grin grin
Next thing you'll hear is "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE".......
CelebritiesRe: Banky W To Marry Adesua Etomi (Photos) by kolaranking1(m): 4:20pm On May 03, 2017
wawuuu
FamilyRe: Broken Eye Socket And Knocked Teeth – Lady Shares Her Story Of Domestic Violence by kolaranking1(m): 7:48am On May 03, 2017
Shelloween:
If a woman cheats on a man and he hit her, who is the victim? Is it the one that got cheated on or the one that got beaten? Let me tell you who the victim is.... "The one that goes public first".....Men play the victim when they post about the infidelity of their spouses online. They won't tell you how many times they had hit them. They will only tell you how they slept with different men. Some people would call those women bad names. Women also play the victim when they post their sh!t online. They only tell you how their husbands beat them up. They won't tell you what they did. Some people would call the man bad names. There is no violence or crime without a motive. A man can't just wake up one morning, without reason and start hitting his wife. This is Africa. Husbands would always beat up their wives and vice versa. At the end, they either stay together or they part ways. Life goes on. Like i wrote earlier, i'm against all these sh!t. Hitting a woman is wrong. Don't mention me again. You're boring. No offence.
whenever I see posts like this, my first question is 'WHAT DID SHE DO?'.....some ladies actually deserve the beating.
RomanceRe: There Is Absolutely Nothing Called "True" Love by kolaranking1(m): 7:27am On May 03, 2017
[quote author=TrapQueen77 post=56156239][/quote]grin.
I hope the god of dick answers ur prayers.
RomanceRe: There Is Absolutely Nothing Called "True" Love by kolaranking1(m): 7:07am On May 03, 2017
TrapQueen77:
cool



Uuuumm...lemme spread my sheets here first...i'll b ryt back.
You can as well spread ur legs too
RomanceRe: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by kolaranking1(m): 11:23pm On May 01, 2017
LOL, dis post reminds me of my close friend who mastu*rbates a lot those days...one day wen he finished he jst grab one pant 4rm rope use clean p*enis..Later da sister wey get pant carry belle, da pikin cum resemble dis boy like die...He no tel anybody na only me he tel embarassed grin grin
are you LIE mohammed's relative?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Resort To Hate After Being Turned Down? by kolaranking1(m): 1:17pm On May 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Ooohh yeaaah...not juz succulent outside, but im juicy inside too grin grin
Hmmmm.....

Juicy indeed....#adonbeliveit
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Resort To Hate After Being Turned Down? by kolaranking1(m): 1:04pm On May 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
wink wink smiley
so you're the succulent succubus?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Resort To Hate After Being Turned Down? by kolaranking1(m): 9:28am On May 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin



That's NOt a secret ooo...

Before i be like, i dont need an alt so i stick with my one & only but my friends are right..its better to have more than 1 acct juz in case u get locked up in sambisa forest grin grin grin
....what's QS and TQ?.......queensuccubus and trapqueen ryt?
Christianity EtcRe: Chorus And Hymns: Which Do You Prefer And Why by kolaranking1(m): 7:56am On May 01, 2017
Chuukwudi:
Wow, my pleasure to meet you sir.
you wlcm bro
Christianity EtcRe: Chorus And Hymns: Which Do You Prefer And Why by kolaranking1(m): 5:05pm On Apr 30, 2017
Chuukwudi:
smiley Yes. I am.
No wonder........I'm studying music too
EducationRe: UNIBEN Student Drowns In River Benue; He Came For NUGA Games by kolaranking1(m): 2:02pm On Apr 30, 2017
Obaofnaija:
A student of UNIBEN who came for NUGA Games In makurdi got drowned at River Benue this evening when he went with his twin brother to swim, As at time of filling this report His body is deposited at Madonna Mortuary while his twin brother is still unconscious from the shock of the incident, May his soul rest in peace... More details soon..


http://www.naijabazeline.com/2017/04/male-student-of-uniben-who-came-for.html
R.I.P........that pic tho...I guess that shld be in oau
Christianity EtcRe: Chorus And Hymns: Which Do You Prefer And Why by kolaranking1(m): 1:56pm On Apr 30, 2017
Chuukwudi:
Hymns. Anyone who prefers chorus neither sings nor notes the words in the hymn.

Ancient and Modern 353.

Tune: Petition. Staff copy attached below.

I could not do without thee

I could not do without thee
O Savior of the lost,
whose precious blood redeemed me
at such tremendous cost.
thy righteousness, thy pardon
thy precious blood, must be
my only hope and comfort,
my glory and my plea.

I could not do without thee,
I cannot stand alone,
I have no strength or goodness,
no wisdom of my own;
but thou, beloved Savior,
art all in all to me,
and weakness will be power
if leaning hard on thee.

I could not do without thee,
for O the way is long,
and I am often weary,
and sigh replaces song:
how could I do without thee?
I do not know the way;
thou knowest, and thou leadest,
and wilt not let me stray.

I could not do without thee,
O Jesus, Savior dear;
e'en when my eyes are holden,
I know that thou art near.
How dreary and how lonely
this changeful life would be,
without the sweet communion,
the secret rest with thee!

I could not do without thee;
no other friend can read
the spirit's strange deep longings,
interpreting its need;
no human heart could enter
each dim recess of mine,
and soothe, and hush, and calm it,
O blessèd Lord, but thine.

I could not do without thee,
for years are fleeting fast,
and soon in solemn oneness
the river must be passed;
but thou wilt never leave me,
and though the waves roll high,
I know thou wilt be near me,
and whisper, "It is I."


Words: Frances Ridley Havergal, 1873
are you an organist?
PoliticsRe: Police Replies Wike On "Plot To Plant Dollars And Guns In His Residence" by kolaranking1(m): 1:44pm On Apr 30, 2017
So whr is the police reply?
RomanceRe: 10 Signs An Introvert Is In Love With You by kolaranking1(m): 11:28pm On Apr 29, 2017
Kentrasso:
She's probably not. Some introverts are super shy and very sensitive. Over the phone or behind a screen they don't get to see your reaction to what they say so they type freely. But in person they are sensitive to your facial expressions, hand gestures and everything so it's harder to speak in person. Trust me once you do not judge or make them feel stupid they would become very free with you.
you're so on point my dear.....God bless you real good
CrimeRe: Fumilola Arike Ogbuaya Wanted By NDLEA For Drug Dealing by kolaranking1(m): 11:32am On Apr 29, 2017
I'm in ilesa currently
EducationRe: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by kolaranking1(m): 11:27am On Apr 29, 2017
Tonal harmony.........music students can relate
EducationRe: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by kolaranking1(m): 11:20am On Apr 29, 2017
Godian45:
I thought pharmaceutical chemistry was bad untill I wrote pharmacognosy(herbal medcine) in 200 level 2nd semester,I had a carry over in d course which is my first and only carry over which will make me to add one whole year.God bless all pharm student all over the world it's not easy
the current acting vice-chancellor of OAU is a professor of pharmacognosy
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Lady Is Auctioning Her Virginity For N600,000 by kolaranking1(m): 9:16am On Apr 28, 2017
folakemigeh:
What should we that have lost it free of charge to one Older Bros back in the days do?

Could vividly remember that day... hmmmm...
I feel your pain
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Lady Is Auctioning Her Virginity For N600,000 by kolaranking1(m): 9:10am On Apr 28, 2017
sisisioge:
grin grin grin

Better pikin. You no be like us wey carry am do birthday gift to a monkey. 200k for another round! Classy girl ...very classy! grin
*my chest*
RomanceRe: "I Am A LovePeddler, Ashawo, I Have Slept With 2788 Men" - Nigerian Lady (Video) by kolaranking1(m): 11:46am On Apr 27, 2017
Why do I think shez lying? undecidedWhy do I think shez lying?
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Steps Out In Revealing Outfit by kolaranking1(m): 1:47pm On Apr 24, 2017
Targaeryian:
As much as I disliked her on BBN i have to admit, she's hot...
Awon ti game of thrones
RomanceRe: What's The Hardest Part About Dating You? by kolaranking1(m): 4:02pm On Apr 23, 2017
Jointhemiltons2:
Am an introvert(big time), I prefer staying indoors infat I work from home. I hardly call or text ever since my gf way back started showing my text to her friends n laugh about it. I have dz IDGAF attitude.
I can get really overprotective n jealous.
my brother from another mother
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Crush And What Would You Do If You Had Him/her For 24hours? by kolaranking1(m): 3:50pm On Apr 23, 2017
Adesua Etomi, Rita dominic
CelebritiesRe: Ladies: Which Of These Nollywood Actor Is Your Most Handsome Dude? by kolaranking1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 22, 2017
owem19:
Ftc
you need prayers bruh
CrimeRe: Police Uncover N18m, $19,000, 4,000 Saudi Riyal In Senator Danjuma Goje's House by kolaranking1(m): 12:06pm On Apr 21, 2017
Be like say whistle blowing business dn dey make sense oo......make I sharperly blow whistle for partnerbiz and tribalistseun
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander With Efe And Tboss Today by kolaranking1(m): 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2017
You sure say no be photoshop?
CelebritiesRe: Humblesmith Acquires New Pajero Jeep After Europe Tour by kolaranking1(m): 10:18pm On Apr 19, 2017
DeBlessedOne:
HUMBLESMITH: hello, I wana place an order for a Range Rover Evoke 2016 model.
CAR DEALER: okay, may I know who is speaking?
HUMBLESMITH: its ur boy Humblesmith.
CAR DEALER: okay sir. The Range Rover Evoke 2016 model is 62 million naira and shipping fee to ur location is N300,000 naira excluding customs fees. Do I confirm your order sir?
HUMBLESMITH: Otu ocha!! Hello! Its humblesmith o not Davido?!! I don't have 30 billion anywhere o! Please just give me something to show my fans on instagram.
CAR DEALER: We have other options that you can choose from sir. Would you prefer a Pajero 2001 model suv?
HUMBLESMITH: how much?
CAR DEALER: N950,000. No delivery charge cos We're Clearing the stock.
HUMBLESMITH: is that ur last?
CAR DEALER: yes sir. Can I place your order?
HUMBLESMITH: nwanu! Send that one.
CAR DEALER: quantity sir?
HUMBLESMITH? Isi gini? Na convoy I wan buy? Biko na one I fit buy. U know say Jukwese wey I sing last no blow like that so I still dey manage.
CAR DEALER: ok sir. Your order has been placed. Ur ref number is R23225525JH. You delivery should arrive within 6 working days. Thank you for shopping with Jiji.



SIX DAYS LATER.... The car arrives, Smith puts it on instagram and his fans are like.
succeeded in wasting ur precious time to type this trash
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Writes About Tboss, Kemen & AY; See Reactions by kolaranking1(m): 10:06pm On Apr 19, 2017
jakeboss:
shey tboss toto get gold
God bless you my brother, the toto no different from all these nairaland babes own ooo
RomanceRe: Sexual Consent Form That Went Berserk On Twitter by kolaranking1(m): 5:57pm On Apr 19, 2017
Partnerbiz:
Rape is part of assault on females. So there are other forms of sexual assaults.
okay sir
RomanceRe: Sexual Consent Form That Went Berserk On Twitter by kolaranking1(m): 5:12pm On Apr 19, 2017
Partnerbiz:
.Can a guy be forced or coerced to have an erection? What you people don't know is that it cannot be rape if there is no penetration. That's why the law never contemplated raping of a man.
Anything done with a man can be under other forms of sexual assault but not rape. By the same token, anything done with a woman is not rape except if there was penetration of the vj. That is the law not sentiments. It may be unfair but that's the law.
the summary of what you said is that sexual assault is different from rape right?

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