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Codedboy95: yes o.. Those guys wey their eyes they always red. Me wey be small boi with small stature , It will be very easy for them to sell me fufu Lol. Buh how much do you fink i can get it from tecno dealers ? And can yhu suggest me one ?. Btw I dont like slot systems they do charge for a.c

na so,if u go there,them fit Tif u and ur money together. The least is 15500,it should have reduced cos its festive period.I bought mine 15800. There's a Tecno dealer shop at that street where they ave police post. When you get there ask for where the police post is then just walk down you'll see a shop there with a bold Tecno sign there,they sell only Tecno phones there.

Codedboy95: Guys, i will be qoinq to computer villa to get somethings (gadgets)
2morow and i'm also finkinq of gettinq a p5.. Can someone help me with where i can get p5 at a cheap price ?? Thnx

anything very cheap in computer village,I don't trust it. Boys for dat place bad gan oooo. Its better you visit the 2 slots there or you go to the techno dealer in computer village.

Sweet Soup: She bought it from someone in Benin but she is in lag now. She just brought the fone to my place 2day, it happened yesterday. How do I flash it pls?

the best thing thing is to just ask the guy in benin for his gmail account and password. Flashing the phone na long thing and it requires money. To flash it you need the software and some other things. Or you can just go to the phone repairer and pay him to do it for you

blackweaver: why would anyone put a lock on a phone whose gmail account hasn't been set up? or is there something you're not telling us?

me sef dey wonder ooooo. It can happen if sumone dashed her ,if she bought it from sum1 else or if she em *cough*cough*ehm*cough.

Sweet Soup: Guys abeg I need una help, my
cousin gave tecno d3 to a friend who
stupidly enter the wrong pattern more than
3times, now the fone is lock and requesting
for gmail account. She just bought the fone
and don't have gmail account yet, pls how
do I reset the fone to unlock it. Thanks

if she doesn't have a gnail account,the person that gave her the phone probably had a gmail account so ask for the gmail account of the person that used the phone before your cousin started using it. Or you simply just flash the phone.

Don famous: like me ke. Na die be that. I no get that kind mind

you too dey fear oooo. You sure say you be man like this. Lmaooooooo

Lovebond34: xo u avnt heard of precaution z beta dan cure abi..or dog never do persn strong tin 4 ur frnt ba..

lol. Na so. I feel you

praiseeva: Can't stop laffin while I ws readin dis thread.mine ws wen I stil young I went 2 return coke bottle 2 d place I bought it frm,d stall ws inside d compound bt there is a small window frm wich u can draw d attention of d seller.while I ws shoutin 4 d seller since d person ws inside d haux sme group of boys were playin games wit d dog,callin it lke d way u call a dog unfortunetly 4 me d main gate ws opened den came dis fierce lookin dogs a male nd a female nd I tink d female jxt gve birth wen dey ran out I didn't knw wen I took of unfortunetly 4 me I ws nt a fast runner so I tripped nd fell d dog ws on d verge of bitin me wen ma parents jxt came out nd chased it away as if God jxt sent dem if nt.....

the way dogs turn people to a runner like Usain Bolt is very very funny. Running wey person no go run on a normal day when you see dog you go run like person wey mad man dey pursue. Ehyah buh u Bleep up as u fall ooooo, if the dog con bite ur yansh nko?

XLR8: Na wolf wey wan kil me...in our area wen we wake up in da morning we go see dead goats for street, some headless,some legless.lol..na so for night d vigilante discovered dat twas a wolf terrorizing d neighbourhood..so for night me wan go bai bread..na so i see am growling at me..tankfully my scooter was wif me..nd twas mad metal,.wen i knack am for im head..d tin jus seedan dey luk me for face for lyk 5 mins..na so wan man come finish am off.....as in.b4 d wolf was killed.lyk for landlord meetings..or wen u go jus sit outside ur haos dey enjoy breeze..u go see sticks cutlass machete bsyd dem..if u wan enta person haos instead of d welcome sign na cutlass u go c..wen pple dey strol 4 street na cutlass u go c wif em..

this is really funny!!! Lmao. Wolf?!!! Na wa oooooo... U sure say u knack am for head abi na run u run. No lie oooo

Don famous: My 1st experience was in primary school. I was already late for school so i was walk-runnin wen i saw a Dog barked at me. Sincerely i dint know when i started it seems my legs were the one controllin me. The Dog started chasin me and ppl were tellin me to run, so i saw abt 3ladies walkin majesticaly, so i ran into them and they were sore afraid and they almost started running, but i dint know wen the Dog went back. Since then wen goin to school if i reach that place i dey walk extracarefully.
2. Wen i was in sec school, where we were livin then we normally fetch water in one house close to our house but this woman breed dogs the 1st one died and the little one became a terror. So one day i wanted to go and fetch water when this Dog was starin at me. And it was moving close to me, the woman sellin the water was lookin at me so as the dog was approaching and started barkin i just tear race wit baf. (a plastic container for fetchin waters) on my head and a piece of cloth on my head the woman was shoutin winner file winner file. Meanin((winnerthe name of the dog) winner leave him winner leave him) b4 i knew it i jumped 2 drainages sharp sharp and it still followed me. It was one razz man that chased the dog away. Come and the the way my leg was shakin seriously even my whole body. It wasn't funny that day o.

lmaooooooo. The first dog no like you be that. The 2nd one was actually funny,the dog like you na. E just wan play with you. Why did you run?

blym4real: Eksu totally pull out of strike.

Bros which day be that one na. Una don start oooo

Olril18: i know this is meant to be funny
but im sorry sir,dis is a big insult on the legend mandela.

Wetin dis one dey talk. Iyayi no be legend abi you wan lie say u sef no use ASUU and iyayi joke at a poin during this strike. Late president Yaradua no be legend,u wan lie say u weren't jubilating or raining insuLts when the man died. Na famzers like you and hypocrites like you I hate pass for this world. If I may ask do you even know what Mandela did that made him a legend? And you come here famzing that its an insult to the great legend Mandela. Guy take your time oooo

Yaradua die una no change dp,write condolences or say all this tins ooooo. Naija una case don tire me aswear.

majority of una just like dey pretend and famz. Una know Wetin Mandela do wey make am popular or heroic? #DumbPeople

I remembered that happened to my little bro, it kinda scared me a bit tho. We both went to a friend’s house to play and they had this big fierce dog in their house. The dog hated anybody that wasn’t a member of the house so whenever a visitor visits, they always lock the dog up in his cage. So one day I and my bro went to play ball in that my friends’ house. As usual my friend locked the dog in its cage but he didn’t lock it very well, as we were playing the ball it seemed the dog quietly walked into the compound where we were playing ball like a lion aiming for its prey. Thats how the dog aimed for my little bros ass(whats with dogs and ass) and bit it,the next thing I heard my lil bro screaming and running about, you wont believe that while he was running the dog still held on to his ass with his sharp set of teeth. The dog had to take heavy beating from the owner before it freed my lil bro’s chubby ass. From that day ehn we never entered that my friends house ooooo until we heard the dog died,we were so freaking happy like someone who won a lottery.

Amb Fitsaint: Lolz. Dis one go para. As we won't mind boycotting lectures, tests nd exams if our demands are not met.

I pity ya. Una go fail like mad!!! Lmao

Aladelokun: how can you say 'no hard feeling' I had a junior then in my sec. sku and now do you mean he will be in my class. Anyway, all is well. No hard feeling and Amb, how about the OAU stuff you once mention here. Have you jettison that for Eksu? and as at last year, only 35 students moved to 200 level out of 50 to the college of medicine and this current level 1 are about 70 + the merging peeps...how will the game be?

you guys will cope joorr,no be EKSU . Na today? Remember there was a time when 3 skools were merged together,in my present class we are over 100 and int the whole faculty 400 and sumfin. So u guys will cope. Na the 100l students I dey pity pass

Lescott7: We don become course mates and level mates niyen oh...congrats to d newly admitted but hostel tinz for una go hard because no set graduate before u guys come in.

that one na small tin na. I dey find female roomates ooooo,at most 3. Houses plenty that phase2 side..

Amb Fitsaint: No be so. Abi we no senior dem ni. Don't u know 9ja folks, d newly admittted ones will start asking dia seniors(female ones) out, as in.

I think we av to stage a protest. It's unfair. I personally think d management must meet 3 conditions b4 we acquiesce in d ill-advised merging.

1. D new ones must not date d old ones. If dey must av inamoratas, dey shud be on pull with demselves.
2. D new ones must always use bro nd sister appellations when approaching us.
3. Matriculation of d old ones must be befitting with foods galore( oozles of cows nd goats be slaughtered, bags of rice et all) While d new ones may do dia matriculation with cabin biscuit nd pokipoki.

If dese are met by d skul management, i bear d new ones no grudge.

How do u think?

lmaooooooo na true sha. Buh hope una case no go turn to ASUU and fg case

Amb Fitsaint: Abt d reflection, it does not count at all. I concur with lecturers( hinges on dem tho) giving us preferential treatment cos it's a way of compensating us.

I think i will av to customize my T' shirts with 100 level 2012/2013 section. Lolz
If d newly admitted ones grow wings, we know what to do to prevent dem from being orgulous nd impudent.

hahahahahahaha. Guy u wan kill me with laugh?!!!!! Lmaooooo. Shirt like labcoat wey una go dey wear everyday abi. I'm seeing a future of many fights and disagreement between you guys ooooo

Lol. This is funny oooo. See freshers they tell jambites say them be seniors

Amb Fitsaint: Chai! U ve said it all dude. U don enta am. Gumption wud tell a doubting thomas dat merging is not just probable, it's certain.

It's unfair sha. As in, d newly admitted ones are now in d same level with us.

I hope u guys give us due respect by calling us senior Fitsaint, snr lescott, snt adedokun, et all. Lolz,
A year is not a joke. No hard feelings!

lol no worry,the seniority will reflect in your certificates,different year will be put there. Lecturers might even favour the old set more than the new

daddy'sgurl:
We don enter am truly oh.how are we going to compete with them cos even if they start lectures afresh it will be like a revision to them cos they have been taught before.

that's a sacrifice they have to take. Buh with the help of many of you they are gonna do fine,trust me. Buh pple go fail gan oooo!!!!