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Religion / Re: Ahiara Diocese Crisis; Pope Francis' Representative Arrives Nigeria. Photo by KOLZY(m): 11:16am On Jul 18, 2017
Great move... This should be resolved. Nigeria already has problems and we don't even know their origin.
Crime / Re: Nyanya Residents Fix Disconnected Light Wires With Bare Hands (photos) by KOLZY(m): 11:48am On Jul 17, 2017
lmao.... Nigerians will always be nigerians.
Crime / Re: 3rd Wife Kills Her Hubby & 3 Other Members Of Family Cos Of Land In Enugu(pics) by KOLZY(m): 9:15pm On Jul 16, 2017
I doubt this story.

No real evidence just accusations. This woman may not even be the one who killed them. Maybe their family had a feud and people drew conclusion. Or better still the story is fake!!!!

She might even be up for another whole different reason. Who knows.

It's this is true, God help her, and those people should hand her over to the right authorities and stop acting like bunch of wild animals

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Politics / Re: Saraki Swears In Ademola Adeleke As Osun-West Senator by KOLZY(m): 1:42pm On Jul 12, 2017
Till we see improvement in Nigeria, then its just another political office for another chop and go propaganda.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Customized Number Plate Of Her New Range Rover by KOLZY(m): 4:05pm On Jun 06, 2017
And this one is newss !!!! How ??

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by KOLZY(m): 7:27pm On Jan 22, 2017
vampire2020:
2nd commandment of punting,never chase your losses

oya na... gimme advice biko
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by KOLZY(m): 7:27pm On Jan 22, 2017
Simongm:


Boss, e be like say this your game go launch me back to the city centre.
One more to go..

i for play this game oh.... hay GOD.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by KOLZY(m): 7:24pm On Jan 22, 2017
make person help me with sure 2 - 5 odds make i out 1k recover my loses today abeg


i cant hold this tears no more.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by KOLZY(m): 7:23pm On Jan 22, 2017
Avenger4NL:

Arsenal try but one judas (Roeselare) don cut my 800k ticket o. I find cashout tire I no see cry cry

B940WWPQWSACA-1111586
no wahala... we would fire alabi back 2 back very soon

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by KOLZY(m): 5:36pm On Jan 22, 2017
Avenger4NL:




Hahahaha cheesycheesycheesy. Me na make dem just win o and inter Milan don do am but Arsenal don crucify my lovely ticket. Chai!


i say make i go baf. then i came to see 2 - 1... the lord i serve no dey sleep.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by KOLZY(m): 4:54pm On Jan 22, 2017
gameboyo:

While I dey pray for 2 goals
and me na 3 goals

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Romance / Re: How To Spot A Gigolo by KOLZY(m): 10:20pm On Jan 10, 2017
cover with the blood, Jesus

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Education / Re: How I Made Sure All 12 Of My Kids Could Pay For College Themselves by KOLZY(m): 6:12am On Jan 09, 2017
this is just awesome
Family / Re: What Is A Husband For? by KOLZY(m): 5:45am On Jan 09, 2017
lalasticlala
Family / What Is A Husband For? by KOLZY(m): 9:22pm On Jan 07, 2017
What is a husband dear?
Really, what is a husband for?

See, Sisi said momma said grandma said he's just for sex
A necessary element in procreation

So what is marriage then?
Really, what is marriage for?

Easy! Sisi said momma said grandma said it's permission for sex
A significant institution for procreation

But what of the companionship, the relationship, the partnership?

Well Sisi said you can get that anywhere. Ain't nobody need a husband for that
Ships sail errwhere

Aunty disagrees
Aunty has regrets
She married because time was getting away
Aunty settled
I think her husband did too

The lively, charitable, endowed person Aunty is
A husband was to be a companion, a partner, a friend - the best
But her husband is just a procreator and a provider. He's real good at it though

I said I wanted a husband to be my person.
The one person I don't have to share.
The one who'll bear with all my weirdness and whose oddity I'd find charming
I thought a husband was supposed to be the reason why I'd look forward to coming home everyday
I thought Marriage was supposed to be a fortress from the uncertainty of night and day

Sisi said that's all romanticized, wishful thinking
Momma said "hold on to that thought"

Momma is really the most experienced

But momma said men are weird, a burden even
And momma said marriage can get really hectic
You know, with breadwinning, and mansplaining, and sex drives and hurt egos
Still momma said a husband is to be cherished, tolerated too
And momma said marriage is a commitment with terms based on your values
So even when the going gets tough
And when the fairy tale ends
You gotta see that commitment through, all the way to the end

Grandma disagrees
Grandma says a husband is for sex and status
Grandma is a tigress out there for sure, I really can't say about in there
She left marriage because it didn't suit her
And for all the other suitors that came
They had nothing to offer her
Grandma was done with procreation and
Ain't nobody tryna become second in command to some man again

About that, Momma said in marriage, The man is the head and the woman is the neck
Let's see the head turning without the neck

Sisi disagrees
She says The man is the head and the woman is the head too
Afterall they say two heads are better than one

Do you see why I'm sitting here so pensive?
I don't want to be stuck in a lifeless marriage
I don't want to be stuck with a procreator provider husband
I was so sure the deal was a blissful lifelong partnership. Love, Till death do us part

But now I gotta ask:

What is a husband dear?
Really, what is marriage for?

Disclaimer: Sisi, Aunty, Momma, and Grandma are not real people. They are mere personifications of opinions.


Potsed On FAcebook by Bethel Ozed-williams
http://collinsdera..com.ng/2017/01/what-is-husband-for-bethel-ozed-williams.html

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 11:44am On Jan 04, 2017
KingXmin:
For those interest in an accurate whatsapp football winning group. Quote me with your whatsapp number.

Rollover Project N1500 to N300,000 in about 30 days

Today's game:

▶Al Wakra SC - Al Jaish
Handicap 0:1, 1 @1.10
▶Al Muaidar - Lekhwiya SC
Handicap 0:1, 1 @1.05

Total- 1.15
N2845.6*1.14=N3244

0 -8 -160913323
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 8:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
Whitemoney:


Which bookie bro
bet9ja

3BLW6KJ
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 8:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
Whitemoney:


Which bookie bro

3BLW6KJ
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 10:26am On Dec 25, 2016
i just noticed i can now cash out on bet9ja.... hehehehe no more cutting of ticket joor
Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by KOLZY(m): 4:39pm On Dec 05, 2016
siradebola:
FUTMINNA Direct entry admission list is out and now accessible on Futminna website, you can go ahead and check/confirm your admission status . Any Aspirants whose name is not on the admitted list names should contact Mr adebola, sch admn Admission help to switch you to another course that suit your score now before is late.

what about jambites?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by KOLZY(m): 8:19pm On Nov 19, 2016
cao:
Rosewood.

i see you!
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 3:00pm On Nov 14, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
who wants to be a millionaire?

Please play this


33Q72LS

when is the games starting?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by KOLZY(m): 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2016
Odkboy23:
Arrow
Designated survivor
American horror story
Class
Modern family
Supergirl(this weeks episode is their best episode yet)
Empire
The Crown
Lethal weapon

minus Empire... i will manage supergirl

all other are Anointed
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 2:23pm On Nov 14, 2016
vampire2020:
guy is 9million not too much for u grin

Brother in this time.... [size=24pt]NEVER!!![/size]

i no mind if na 18million oh

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 1:35pm On Nov 14, 2016
hankkk:
33PFD5L
Thy kingdom come!

this thing dey sweet my belle sote i wan purge

i even thought it was 900k

9milli no be beans oh.


fada lord please look and pity your children on this on


PS: when is the match starting?
Celebrities / Re: Safin De Coque Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by KOLZY(m): 8:58am On Oct 26, 2016
grin grin grin
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 11:51pm On Sep 22, 2016
VYN5XJ

Fada fada oh
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 12:20pm On Sep 06, 2016
fabiano09:
breakfast mula


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i missed this fa....
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by KOLZY(m): 5:01pm On Sep 03, 2016
[size=70pt]yusuph and oluchi are gone oh shocked[/size]
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by KOLZY(m): 3:16pm On Sep 03, 2016
obixcel where can i get these movies from

Kubo and the Two Strings
Ben-Hur
Pete's Dragon
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by KOLZY(m): 1:41pm On Sep 03, 2016
Iseoluwani:
I just finished THE ORIGINALS SEASON 5

CANT WAIT FOR SEASON 6

the mikealson family

lmao... besides you being on the wrong thread, 'The Originals' doesn't even have a season 4 yet, and you're done with 5... Aba my people.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by KOLZY(m): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2016
lordoseji:
The Book of lamentations is about to be opened.

mine have open lol grin grin grin grin

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