me I respect myself o I no dey allow girl grind on me for public o.
me wey like nyash if e touch me like this my preeek go stand

Mooh247:
No you're not... Their USSD codes are aweful these days as well

that's very bad

DonBenny77:
No you are not, all through last week my alerts have been dropping by midnight

yours is better o I pray mine should drop at midnight

gaby:
Not just first bank...all the banks...

hmm I am just tired

Ahmed0336:

Your own better say Na midnight dem dey drop am. My own case, not a single SMS alert. Na only mail alert I dey receive
First bank get your sh*t together

as far the money drop no wahala but now no money,no alert �

about 2 persons sent me money to my first Bank account and I am yet to be credited.
am I the only one experiencing this?

geosegun:


It depends on the ambient and reflection when both pics were taken. If you take a shot with left hand, it will differ slightly compared to taken with the right hand cause of difference in angle of reflection of the light. S22 Ultra is better than iPhone 13 and that’s understandable being the latest phone.

S22 Ultra, has been said to be the most pre ordered mobile phones in history. That tells you a lot about the phone.

I actually pre ordered one too, just waiting for it’s delivery date -

Good evening sir.
please do you have any phone to give out?
i am really in need of a phone as I will be writing my project this year .
please help me sir

Johel:



Na lie...the money no go reach u 3months sef,Abi u still be mummy's boy??

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I have noticed that people love it when you take it tough to them.
when I was in secondary school then I use to be gentle and quiet type ....but one day a dude offended me by taking my niceness for granted and I got physical with him and even ended up pushing him to the extent he hitted his head on the classroom window.

mehn my fellow classmates were shocked...since then they respected me and when it was time to choose a class rep. most chose me which I declined

Ofadaman:
First job: 2,700$ monthly
Skills: Full stack web dev and web 3.0

JavaScript, html/css , react, Django ,python, databases (four actually) , php, nodejs , java


Moved into data science and engineering
First job: 3,120$ monthly
Skills: AI/ML, MLops, data engineering

Python, R, Pyspark, tensor flows , sql, stats/maths,and ML algorithms, deep learning, image recognition, AI, reinforcement learning ,graphs.


Moving into Blockchain now

Skills needed: Solidity ,web 3.0, blochchain dev, hyper ledgers and cryptography
Exp. Pay:. 8,500$ monthly

boss help me please with some assistance

Dim08:
My first pay was N30,000 (Naira equivalent) though not a Developer. But now, I earn average of N504K per week (Nigerian Naira equivalent)


I actually work remotely for a company that pays me 6 figures per week for recommending high value digital products.

I get commission when a sale is made through my customize link.


THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

Assuming you had a friend who wanted to sell her car and she told you to bring a buyer that she would give you 30% commission from the proceed of the car. Fortunately for you, you know somebody who wants to buy a car and introduced the person to your friend. And they eventually close the deal...your friend sold her car for 1,500,000. And like she had promised you, she gave you 30% commission because you were the one that brought the buyer. This meant she gave you 450,000 out of the 1,500,000. Voila!


That's exactly how this business works. The only difference is that we don't sell a physical product
We sell or recommend digital products to people and we earn commission when a sale is made.


Digital products are masterclass courses, video training, ebooks and webinars that teaches how to get a solution or how to prevent or avoid a problem.


What helps me to sell well is because I run adverts on Facebook, twitter and Instagram so I get to reach a lot of people.


TAKE FOR AN EXAMPLE
If 100,000 people see my ads on Facebook....let's say 50,000 of them decide to click on the ads because they are interested in what I am promoting....

Out of this 50,000 let's say only 500 (1%) decide to buy the product which we sell for 40,000 and I get 50% commission

That's 20,000 for each sale I made....


So if 500 people buy among the 100,000 people that see it on Facebook...

That's 500 x 20,000 which is 10 million Naira.


Let's assume only 50 people (0.1%) buy among the 100000 people that saw my ads

That is 50 x 20000 which is 1 million Naira.

Can you see the possibility now....

There is no business as profitable as this business model, it is called AFFILIATE MARKETING.

If you are interested, watch a free video tutorial at https://7starplans.com

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please sir help me with a token I want to learn some tips on YouTube but I don't even have money to buy data

Abbeylinton123:
shey you sure say Dem postpone am cuz I don dey check since evening yesterday till now sef na the betcode b diz B959RPPCETPWTW-7169889

yes it will be confirmed by evening today just check around that kind 6pm

Abbeylinton123:
Guys I played bet9ja yesterday 2hundred to win 24k all the game has dropped asides the last game which I can't find the result of the game to know whether it's been postponed or not. The game is a match between Marimoo vs Banjul Hawks

It was postponed..

your bet will be settled after 24 hours..

and congratulations and please don't forget me boss when alert show .

show me small love o say i tooo broke...na free operami bundle I used help u check the match

what herbs can I take...and does bitter leaf juice works?

I stopped masturbating around November 2020.

yes my masturbating act started around 2015 when I finally got a bae but she was a virgin then and she is yet to give me sex and I too was a virgin then so as Virgin the urge started getting strong and I started watching porn na so I take start masturbating o till 2020

so finally I got a bae around 2019 and I finally fvck but dam I felt fustrated as my preek no gree rise on 3 trials till finally I started doing it though with condom then I knew masturbating ain't helping matters...
so finally after breakup my new bae around 2020 during covid-19.
so then this babe they give me and we do it raw but just when I want to go in raw I will cum so quick but with condom I last long though with different herbs and eating of fruits then I said to myself that I am stopping this masturbating and since 2020 around November I stopped till date..
In fact since then I am able to learn how to control myself and like this I don't have babe but even if the urges comes it won't stay long before it goes and since September last year I never had sex and I am living fine..
despite the fact I and the bae ain't together again I think she actually brought something positive to my life maybe because she was giving me well that was why I stopped masturbating and if i ever think about it I will. be so mad at myself that nah it's disgusting


masturbating is very easy to curb

mine was with my Girlfriend o in fact the way I did it she never knew It was my first time..
but I suffer eh first time my dick no gree rise due to anxiety issh and finally next time I entered and I cum so quick

SultanOfPuna:
I fvcked this sweet fair milf with 2 kids
The bobby is just everlasting
Big, round and full. Her kids are lucky
The problem?? Her husband is far away in Kwara state. He used to live with her but last year he relocated to kwara. Leaving her in owerri.
She is a nurse, i met while admitted for alcohol poisoning.

I have bleeped so many many young girls
but there is just something very very special about sex with married women. MILFS
We have been fvcking since last year.
My business is doing great since i meet her
she just made my life soft and sweet
but deep down in my mind i do think if the husband really care for her as he sometimes stays in kwara for years without coming to see his wife and 2 kids in owerri.
Im confused cuz this woman is perfect!!!

she sabi svck preek because there is a guy that was claiming that married women suck preek better.


Though i don't support the idea of getting intimate with married women sha

Me wey dey complain about my own wey be 5.9 inches mehn let me go and seek for God forgiveness oo after seeing 3.2

If i and my bae have raw sex my cum will be so much and you will be so weak unlike if you use condom, your cum won't be much and u will still feel strong


Who noticed it too

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Good morning nairalanders

I am a student but things hadn't been easy here
I don't even have foodstuffs, before i was surviving on fasting meal prepared by the Muslim association of Nigeria in my school but now since fasting has ended i don't have any means to eat again...

I need a token of assistance to at least buy some little food stuff.
The hunger is too much for me Pls
Pls someone shouldmea help me with a little token

As Nigerian mums knows how to correct their kids then with slaps.

Which one were you given most then

1. Slap on the back: Instant sleeping pill..


2. Face slap : automatic brain formating...

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