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So my friend just broke up with his girl and he gisted me that he found out she was cheating through the size of her vjay. This got me so confused that how would a guy know a girl that's cheating through coitus. Share your funny experiences on how you discovered your ex's cheating. |
IamMichael:Well,I had a serious argument with my mom and she called me the usual names "devil's incarnate" ,"demon" etc simply because I said I didn't believe in god. I discovered that renouncing organized religion in Nigerian is akin to coming out as being gay or even higher than that. For now tho,the best option is to keep it hidden till I'm old enough to assert my authority and dominance. |
Quite typical of Nigerians,they use the mental construct of a villian called Satan and enemies to absolve themselves of their wrongdoings.Hence you hear statements such as ;it was the devil that made me do it. |
When thieves or murderers are killed,their trousers are always almost removed.
Is it in the constitution or something else? |
Mine was when I almost got in a fight with my friend because I thought he was a ghost sleeping in my room. Feel free to share yours |
Ladies are very fond of using the popular statement;all men are cheats/all men are dogs. Is this statement validated or just talk. |
I personally feel shy but my shyness is overcome by konji.
What about you? |
I've read that most girls start binge eating while the guys rush into another relationship to avoid reminiscing about their former lover. What's yours? |
Most of us had a sexual experience at a very young age. Mine was at the age of eight when I saw Aunty Kemi changing in her room and I realised there was more to life than toy cars and cartoons Feel free to share yours. |
Good day everybody I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't absolutely necessary.I am a student and I cater for myself in everyway because I do not have any helper.This lockdown has made me unable to do assignments for my fellow students which I use to take care of myself and feed. Your assistance will be highly appreciated. Even the least 500₦ will go a long way towards my feeding.Account Number:1383515691 Access Bank Thank you. |
Fools of Nigeria |
So they are done making stupid prophecies and it's time to attack technology. If so,then he shouldn't use satellites to broadcast his services and neither should he use a cell phone too cuz they're all products of advances in science. Stupid Pastors |
Thanks op
Your posts make the gaming section worthwhile |
This thread needs to be closed down How can a virus be the creation of a non existent God You all have been predicting bullcrap for us during every epidemic and it doesn't work.You Christians have to realise that your God doesn't simply exist. If he did,the world wouldn't be this way |
Everything
I have extreme motion sickness |
Swrs
Almost made me to rape my neighbour's sister |
500k?
Na lie na |
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