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PoliticsRe: He Burnt His PVC Because Of Election Postponement (Picture) by Konsult07(m): 10:37am On Feb 10, 2015
You guys should check it very well this is not the real resent PVC is an old 1. I hv similar voters card lik this
ComputersA List Of 500 Passwords You Shouldn’t Be Using by Konsult07(op): 7:34am On Sep 05, 2014
Recently passwords hacking have been the core problems Internet users are facing every day.
Here are some list of passwords you should not use.

( Number of users and password names)

449 Password1
225 Princess1
218 P@ssw0rd
207 Passw0rd
173 Michael1
144 Blink182
129 !QAZ2wsx
126 Charlie1
111 Anthony1
103 1qaz!QAZ
102 Brandon1
100 Jordan23
91 1qaz@WSX
89 Jessica1
81 Jasmine1
80 Michelle1
80 Diamond1
79 Babygirl1
78 Iloveyou2
76 Matthew1
74 Rangers1
72 Pa55word
70 Iverson3
68 Sunshine1
66 Madison1
64 William1
63 Elizabeth1
62 Password123
59 Liverpool1
59 Cameron1
58 Butterfly1
57 Beautiful1
57 !QAZ1qaz
55 Patrick1
53 Welcome1
52 Iloveyou1
52 Bubbles1
50 Chelsea1
49 ZAQ!2wsx
49 Blessed1
48 Richard1
47 Danielle1
46 Raiders1
46 Jackson1
45 Jesus777
45 Jennifer1
45 Alexander1
44 Ronaldo7
44 Heather1
44 Dolphin1
44 Destiny1
44 Brianna1
43 Trustno1
43 1qazZAQ!
42 Precious1
42 Freedom1
42 Christian1
42 Brooklyn1
42 !QAZxsw2
41 Password2
41 Football1
41 ABCabc123
40 Samantha1
40 Charmed1
38 Trinity1
38 Chocolate1
38 America1
37 Password01
37 Natalie1
36 Superman1
36 Scooter1
36 Mustang1
36 Brittany1
36 Angel123
35 Jonathan1
35 Friends1
35 Courtney1
35 Aaliyah1
34 Rebecca1
33 Timothy1
33 Scotland1
33 Raymond1
33 Inuyasha1
32 Tiffany1
32 Pa55w0rd
32 Nicholas1
32 Melissa1
32 Isabella1
31 Summer07
31 Rainbow1
31 Poohbear1
31 Peaches1
31 Gabriel1
31 Arsenal1
31 Antonio1
30 Victoria1
30 Stephanie1
30 Dolphins1
30 ABC123abc
29 Spongebob1
29 Pa$$w0rd
29 Forever1
28 iydgTvmujl6f
28 Zachary1
28 Yankees1
28 Stephen1
28 Shannon1
28 John3:16
28 Gerrard8
28 Fuckyou2
27 ZAQ!1qaz
27 Pebbles1
27 Monster1
27 Chicken1
26 zaq1!QAZ
26 Spencer1
26 Savannah1
26 Jesusis1
26 Jeffrey1
26 Houston1
26 Florida1
26 Crystal1
25 Tristan1
25 Thunder1
25 Thumper1
25 Special1
25 Pr1ncess
25 Password12
25 Justice1
25 Cowboys1
25 Charles1
25 Blondie1
24 Softball1
24 Orlando1
24 Greenday1
24 Dominic1
24 !QAZzaq1
23 abc123ABC
23 Snickers1
23 Patches1
23 P@$$w0rd
23 Natasha1
23 Myspace1
23 Monique1
23 Letmein1
23 James123
23 Celtic1888
23 Benjamin1
23 Baseball1
23 1qazXSW@
22 Vanessa1
22 Steelers1
22 Slipknot1
22 Princess13
22 Princess12
22 Midnight1
22 Marines1
22 M1chelle
22 Lampard8
22 Jesus123
22 Frankie1
22 Elizabeth2
22 Douglas1
22 Devil666
22 Christina1
22 Bradley1
21 zaq1@WSX
21 Tigger01
21 Summer08
21 Princess21
21 Playboy1
21 October1
21 Katrina1
21 Iloveme1
21 Chris123
21 Chicago1
21 Charlotte1
21 Broncos1
21 BabyGirl1
21 Abigail1

source : https://www.yahoo.com/tech/here-are-500-passwords-you-probably-shouldnt-be-using-96467697789.html
EventsRe: my Officer Wedding Pix With A Fellow Nairalander by Konsult07(m): 1:11pm On Sep 03, 2014
congrats hml may God bless ur union
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by Konsult07(m): 2:35am On Aug 25, 2014
sorry gals we are robbed by fifa officiating u gals tried n gv ur best 
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by Konsult07(m): 12:29am On Aug 25, 2014
menn dis gals are impressive oo hw I wish men (super eagle) can tak a cue from dem
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by Konsult07(m): 12:03am On Aug 17, 2014
As for me I wil like INSPECTOR GADGET so I can always get wat I need.

BusinessHere Are 55 Entrepreneur Ideas You Can Start On Your Own by Konsult07(op): 12:10pm On Jul 21, 2014
1. ACCOUNTANT
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
Create a flier outlining your services. Before you do that,
you need to know what those services will be. Do you want
to simply do bookkeeping for a small business? A more
involved level of accounting would be do actually work up
balance sheets, income statements, and other financial
reports on a monthly, quarterly, and/or annual basis,
depending on the needs of the business. Other
specializations can include tax accounting, a huge area of
potential work. Many business owners don't mind keeping
their own day-to-day bookkeeping records but would rather
get professional help with their taxes.
2. BICYCLE REPAIR
In many parts of the country, this business tends to be
seasonal, but you can find ways around that. Rent a storage
unit and offer to store people's bicycles over the winter after
you do a tune-up and any needed repairs on them. If you
want to cater to the Lance Armstrong wannabes, you can
have business all year round. These road race riders are
training through snow, sleet and dark of night. Some of
them work on their own bicycles, but many of them don't,
so you can get their business all year. And if you keep
Saturday shop hours, you can be sure you will have a group
of enthusiasts coming by to talk all things cycling.
3. BOAT CLEANING
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
Boats that are hauled out of the water for the winter or even
just for mid-season repairs will need the hull cleaned. And
depending on the type of boat, it is a good time to give a
major cleaning everything else too--the decks, the sleeping
quarters, the head, and the holds. Start by approaching
homes that have a boat sitting in the yard. Or you could
market your services to the marina to contract you to do the
boat cleaning it offers to customers.
4. BUSINESS PLAN SERVICE
Has expansion possibilities
Offer a soup-to-nuts business plan, including market
research, the business plan narrative and the financial
statements. Plan your fee around the main one that the
client will want and offer the others as add-on services. You
can give clients an electronic file and allow them to take it
from there, or you can keep the business plan on file and
offer the service of tweaking it whenever necessary. Have
business plan samples to show clients--and make sure to
include your own!
5. CHIMNEY SWEEP
Learning to be a chimney sweep may mean nothing more
than apprenticing with someone already in the business. By
becoming a chimney expert, you can combine a chimney
sweep business with a chimney inspection service--
covering more than just whether or not the chimney needs
cleaning but whether the chimney is in good working order
or in need of repair.
6. CLEANING SERVICE
There are many directions you can take this business. If you want to work during hours
when no one else does, you can focus on office clients. You can focus on retail
businesses and keep your customers clumped into one or two blocks. Restaurants are in
great need of daily thorough cleaning and can be a great source of steady clients. Perhaps
you would be more interested in house cleaning. Many times with cleaning services you
don't have to spend lots of money on advertising or marketing because your customers
will come by word of mouth.
7. COMPUTER REPAIR
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
Study the main types of software that system users will want--word processing, photo
manipulation software, mail merge, spreadsheet, design and especially security software.
Investigate all the components--monitor types in all their varieties; keyboards, from wired
to ergonomic to wireless; mouse types; as well as peripheral components like printers and
scanners. Become completely familiar with all the ISPs (internet service providers)
available in the market area you plan to cover. Establish yourself as the guru who can
meet the needs of the personal computer user, the small business or a larger corporation.
8. CONSULTANT
Has expansion possibilities
To be a consultant, you need to have an expertise in something so you can market
yourself as an advisor to others looking to work in that area. Perhaps you managed
several large warehouses in your career with a drugstore company, you did all the
marketing for many years for a large shoe manufacturer or you set up a chain of beauty
supply shops or take-out restaurants. You can use this experience to help others do
similar things without making the same mistakes that you made along the way.
Related: More Business Ideas for Aspiring Entrepreneurs
10. EBAY ASSISTANT
Do you have items lurking around your household that you could sell on eBay? Figure out
your asking price and decide whether to auction it or put it in your eBay store. Then decide
if you want a minimum bid and how long you want the auction to last. You will want to
establish a PayPal account to use for transactions. The eBay website provides all the
information you need to know to get up and running with an eBay business.
From Editorial Services to Household Organizer
11. EDITORIAL SERVICES
Has expansion possibilities
Here are some of the editorial services you can provide from the quiet of your own home:
Copyediting. This is where fact checking takes place, and where grammatical, stylistic
and typographical errors are caught.
Proofreading. This is the last stop for a "finished" piece. The proofreader makes sure
the copyediting changes have been properly made and no new errors are created in
the process.
Indexing. There are indexing courses available and you can get indexing software.
Developmental editing. A developmental editor works with a manuscript on big-
picture things like organization and content issues.
Book doctoring. This is an editorial service provided for manuscripts written by
experts. They create a manuscript as best they can and then a book doctor puts it
into publishable shape.
Ghost Writing. As a ghost writer, you actually do the research and write the book and
someone else's name is attached as the author.
Copywriting. Also known as business writing, this is writing that promotes a product
or a service.
Book writing. Do you have an expertise in something professional, such as
accounting or interior decorating? Or personally, like knitting? Why not write a book
about it?
Magazine article writing. Magazines and newspapers are a great way to get your
writing published before tackling the daunting task of writing a whole book.
Web page content provider. Providing content for a web site is a good way to make
some money writing.
12. ELECTRONICS REPAIR
Has expansion possibilities
This business is similar to the computer repair business, but you will take on all sorts of
electronic equipment besides just computers. With smaller electronics, you will need to be
prepared to have customers bring their repair projects to you, as you would have difficulty
recovering the cost of driving around picking up broken equipment and returning it. You
may also want to encourage people to give you their old electronics so you can use them
for parts.
13. EVENT PLANNING
Has expansion possibilities
One of the first things you need to do is visit every potential event location with which you
plan to work. Work with the marketing manager to tour each site and learn what is
available at each location. Start a database that will allow you to sort venues by varying
features--the number of people each site holds, if there is AV equipment available on site,
will you need to arrange for rental chairs, etc. Then when you are beginning to plan an
event with a client, you can find out what the key parameters are for the event and easily
pull up the three or four sites that meet the basic criteria. and engagement parties, etc.
14. EXPERT WITNESS SERVICE
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
One way to make money in this field is by being an expert witness yourself. If you have an
expertise that could be useful in legal cases, you can market yourself to attorneys to act as
an expert witness. Another way to be active in the expert witness field is to play a sort of
matchmaker, matching attorneys up with expert witnesses for their cases--either for the
defense or for the prosecution. Expert witnesses for big money cases can be expected to
fly anywhere to testify. There's no reason your database of witnesses can't be from all
parts of the country.
15. FINANCIAL PLANNER
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
To start, you should go through the certification process so that you can label yourself a
CFP (Certified Financial Planner). Your certificate shows that you have expertise and
credibility, and this differentiation will help people choose you as their financial planner.
For more information and details on certification, click here. http://www.cfp.net/become/
Steps.asp
16. FLEA MARKET
Has expansion possibilities
People love to spend weekends rummaging through tables full of other people's unwanted
items, looking for treasures. Make sure to change your layout and put new stuff out for
sale often. You want people to come back time and again to see what's new. You don't
even have to have that much new stuff to make things look new. Just moving an item
from a table to the top of a bookshelf might get it noticed, even though the item has been
in your inventory since you first started having sales.
17. GOLF COACH
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
Let the local public courses know about your coaching business. Cultivate relationships
with the staff and encourage them to recommend you as a coach. Another place to look for
customers is the corporate world. Golfing is a game that business people use to develop
relationships outside the office. You do need to be a better than average golfer to develop
a reputation as a golf coach. You also need to be a good teacher, know how to be
motivational and be willing to work with many different types of people.
18. HOME ENERGY AUDITOR
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
All homeowners are always on the lookout for ways to save on their utility bills. You can
come to their aid by providing them with an audit of their house and giving them a
breakdown of how they could accomplish real savings in heating, cooling and electrical
use. You can go one step further and do the implementation and installation of some of
your suggestions in their home yourself. Do a complete appliance audit, with efficiency
ratings and calculations based on the age of the appliance. And don't forget the water
heater!
19. HOME INSPECTION
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
In order to be successful, you will want to establish contacts with real estate agents who
can recommend your services to customers. The home inspection field is one where you
will need to do constant updating of your education and knowledge. New products are
constantly coming out on the market--if you only know about decks made of wood, you
will not know how to inspect and assess the new materials on the market, such as
composites that are made to look like real wood. Also keep apprised of all safety updates
of materials and issues with things like off-gassing, carbon monoxide production, and
other chemical precautions.
20. HOUSEHOLD ORGANIZER
Has expansion possibilities
You can choose either to do the organizing work or to come in to a home and consult on
the things the homeowner could do to better organize. Have a portfolio of different
organizational scenarios in different rooms in the home and talk with the homeowner
about the style he or she likes. Create checklists and questionnaires to understand how the
family uses the home. Are the kids wildly busy with after-school activities? Or are they
usually home after school and want access to their toys? Do they share rooms? All of
these things will help you tailor an organizing plan and become the family hero.
From Import/Export to Solar Energy
21. IMPORT/EXPORT SPECIALIST
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
If you don't already have work experience with importing and/or exporting, you will have a
longer learning curve. You can start by learning the basics and hosting educational
sessions to teach others what they need to know to get started in import/export. That
alone would probably gain you your first couple of clients. If you keep going with
educational seminars and expand your reach to outside your immediate region, you could
probably develop a sufficient and ongoing customer base very quickly, but be careful not
to outpace your learning curve!
22. INTERIOR DECORATOR
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
Market your talents to building contractors. People purchasing new homes can often be
overwhelmed with the choices and possibilities in home decorating. Design some
questionnaires for each major element and each major room in the house. Find out how
the homeowner will use the home--are there children? Pets? Does the woman of the house
wear high heels? Do the home's residents neglect to remove shoes? How will each room
be used? Where might task lighting and ambient lighting be most appropriate?
23. JEWELRY MAKING
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
There are many different ways of getting into the jewelry business and many different
types of materials with which you can work. Working in metal will probably require the
most in the way of specific tools. You need to be able to heat the metal to manipulate it,
and you need metalworking tools to cut and engrave it. But there are many other materials
that you can work with to make jewelry--glass, plastic, beads, feathers, even wood, to
name just a few.
24. MARKETING COPY WRITER
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
If you can write copy that gets people excited about purchasing what your client has to
sell, you can make good money in this business. Unless you are highly experienced from
working in the copywriting field, take a course. There are online courses or classes at
community colleges and universities that can give you a leg up in getting savvy at writing
copy for brochures, catalogs, advertising and, of course, marketing copy for the web.
25. NOTARY PUBLIC/JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
In most states in the U.S., a notary public is a state officer who is authorized to witness
and attest to the legalities of certain documents by signature and stamping a seal. Most
states require that you pass an exam and a background check. It costs very little to
become a notary and your income from notary work is negligible. A justice of the peace
typically performs wedding ceremonies. States have varying rules and procedures for
becoming a JP and performing services. Becoming a JP and/or notary public does not
cost much money. And it is not a big moneymaking venture! Many states set the fees you
can charge for JP services. JPs can add additional fees, and often do, including travel and
hourly rates for additional meetings such as rehearsals, other prep time and any special
requests.
26. PERSONAL CONCIERGE
This business is for someone who is supremely efficient and has the ability to make things
happen. People who hire you will expect things when they want them and you need to be
able to come through with not only what they want, but with a personal touch and a smile
on your face. The most likely clients for a personal concierge service are top executives
who find themselves at the office by 7 a.m. and are there most nights until 9 p.m., leaving
them very little time to do all those things that often need to be done during those very
hours.
27. PERSONAL TRAINER
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
Advertise your services in places where everyone goes, like restaurants and grocery stores.
Having a website is a good idea--people want some privacy in their decision-making
when it comes to getting fit. They can go to your website and determine if your approach
to personal training is an approach that would work for them. It is important to emphasize
the safety aspect of using a personal trainer. You can help clients get fit and avoid injury.
28. PROPERTY MANAGEMENT
Your job, in the case of rental units, will be to make sure the property is running smoothly.
For seasonal properties, you will most likely spend your management time making sure
the property is ready for seasonal visits and well-maintained when no one is around. If the
owners go away for six weeks in the winter, the property manager makes regular checks
on the property. You will be the contact number if the security system operator needs to
contact someone about a breach in security.
29. SMALL ENGINE REPAIR E
xperience, training or licensing may be needed
Most community colleges offer some level of engine-repair courses. Another way to learn
would be to take a part-time position at a repair shop or a rental facility where you could
learn on the job, although you will want to be open about your plans. You should be
prepared to work on push-behind lawn mowers, riding lawn mowers, generators, garden
tools such as rototillers and edgers, chainsaws, wood chippers and snowblowers. You
need to decide whether you'll want to take on bigger jobs, such as tractors, snowmobiles
and ATVs; space may be your decision-maker.
30. SOLAR ENERGY CONSULTANT
Experience, training or licensing may be needed
Has expansion possibilities
As a solar consultant, you can basically conduct a home inspection and give clients a
report on their solar options for their particular home and site. This can range from full-
fledged general solar installations that generate electricity to simple solar walkway
lighting. You might want to start by working in a solar products company to become
knowledgeable in the solar energy field. However, to be a consultant, it is often best not to
be affiliated with any one company or product and be able to recommend products and
options across the field of solar energy.
Jokes Etc9ja With Funny Prayers by Konsult07(op): 11:38pm On Jul 08, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin

EducationRe: Six (6) Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria (alarming School Fees) by Konsult07(m): 6:37pm On Jun 28, 2014
menn see something
gimme dat kind moni I go give 20 children scholarships for my villa
CelebritiesRe: Adokiye Offers Her Virginity To Boko-Haram In Exchange For Kidnapped Girls by Konsult07(m): 4:20pm On Jun 27, 2014
9ja babe lookin 4 cheap popularity #celebrityhustling#
Jokes EtcFunny Definitions : by Konsult07(op):
WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you
sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her
masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine water
power.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ....except
that he/she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence there after
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills. grin grin grin

U can add your own
Jokes EtcThis Is Hw Things Work In Nija by Konsult07(op): 11:45am On Aug 07, 2013
story of most youth in this country

Forum GamesRe: Age Group That Dominates Nairaland Survey by Konsult07(m): 8:29am On Jul 24, 2013
31 - 45
and wat next shocked grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Wrong Things To Do After Eaten by Konsult07(op): 4:27pm On Jul 23, 2013
this is only for pple dat need it not for care free person. cool cool cool cool
HealthWrong Things To Do After Eaten by Konsult07(op): 11:57am On Jul 23, 2013
DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL 

* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

* Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between COMPLETE And FINISHED? by Konsult07(op): 11:38am On Jul 18, 2013
[quote author=Kingslawquote
well giv us d name of d dictionary, to me both words r used for similar things shocked shocked shocked


author=k2039]I can go on and on with the alphabetical arrangement.[/quote]u r rit d alphabetical arrangment maybe d 1 gud diff cos most dictionaries when defining dem dey used dem interchangeable wink wink wink
RomanceWhat Is The Difference Between COMPLETE And FINISHED? by Konsult07(op): 9:03pm On Jul 16, 2013
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words, COMPLETE and FINISHED.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
However, there is a difference: ....... embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed grin








When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.
When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
Car TalkWill You Consider This As A Lavish Spending by Konsult07(op): 8:25am On Jun 08, 2013
Dubai exoctic police car.
Mennn me I go like do police 4 Dubai. grin grin grin

SportsThe God Of FOOTBALL Has Left Spain To Germany "Mourinho: Have This To Say" by Konsult07(op): 10:14pm On Apr 24, 2013
Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho: "I think Dortmund were the best team by far, they won every individual battle on the pitch, they were stronger physically and mentally so I think they deserve it.How did it go from 1-1 to 4-1? I don't know.
"Everything happened in a short space of time. We lost easy possession and we couldn't cope with their counter attack and their transition."
FamilyRe: Photo Of The Day: Lady Married To A Picture (absentee Bridegroom) by Konsult07(m): 7:58pm On Apr 17, 2013
This is very ridiculous. Is it a must 4 her to wed that same day? Haba ladies sha!
Jokes EtcCan You Clear This Room !!! by Konsult07(op): 10:45pm On Apr 12, 2013
Me i love to clean dis kind of room cool cool tongue

Technology MarketRe: Gtbank Commences Social Banking Service On Facebook by Konsult07(m): 9:43pm On Apr 11, 2013
Wow! that good n dat is hw u knw a bank dat catch up wit innovations. Gtb rock<3
Jokes EtcRe: Caption This Picture!!! by Konsult07(op): 4:22pm On Apr 10, 2013
bunmioguns: konsult's wife tongue tongue tongue
Really then it must be ur sister grin grin grin
Jokes EtcCaption This Picture!!! by Konsult07(op): 11:44pm On Apr 09, 2013
Miss pink lol

Jokes EtcChoose Your Career Wisely." by Konsult07(op): 9:23pm On Apr 08, 2013
"Niger Delta militant - 75k/month, Boko Haram - 100k/ month, NYSC -

19,800/month. Choose your career wisely."
If na u which 1 career u go choose?

Jokes EtcOk Let Us Crack Some Ribs! by Konsult07(op): 10:39pm On Apr 05, 2013
Family Wahala
No be small Wahala oooooooooooo

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few
years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got
married.
"Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also,my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sisterof my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, ­ my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own son's grandfather! And you think you have family wahala
Can you beat that?smiley
TravelPlease Is Anybody In Osogbo Town by Konsult07(op): 11:02am On Apr 03, 2013
Please i need to confirm 1 small company called "Dallas confectionery" in osogbo.
Jokes EtcHistory Of 1st April by Konsult07(op): 8:36am On Apr 01, 2013
History of 1st April...

1st april is

celebrated as april fool after the

death of the ultimate

Chu****"Steve April".

He was born on 1st

April 1579. He did 105 businesses

in his entire life. At the age of 19

he married a 61 year old woman

but the woman soon divorced

him

because of his follishness.

He

often used to read fake stories

just as you are doing now.

Happy April fool day..STEVE APRIL grin grin grin
Jokes EtcBest Way To Use April Fool by Konsult07(op): 8:18am On Apr 01, 2013
Hey you know this is the best day to propose to girl you are scared of her action or reply..….huh…. Its APRIL 1ST …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.<3

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