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CelebritiesI Saw This Recently Abt Majek Fashek, N Lik 2 Share by Konsult07(op): 11:58pm On Jan 24, 2013
Fashek Runs Mad?

Despite all effort to reinvigorate the dwelling career of this reggae legend,Majek Fashek, it’s obvious that he needs serious attention spiritually and otherwise.
reggae legend was sighted staggeringand murmuring some inaudible at Ogba area of Lagos. Veteran reggae artist, Majek, no doubt is now a shadow of his former self, the once handsome looking, bubbling fellow is now in a pitiable condition.

He is now mentally unstable and sources say he is already in rehab but from a recent report, the ‘Send Down the Rain’ crooner is not getting any better. A source informed www.nigeriafilms.com that he was spotted last Friday at Ogba, Ikeja Lagos clutching his guitar, staggering with a cigarette in his mouth, murmuring incoherent words. Though, he resides at Gowon Estate of Egbeda area of Lagos, his mission at Ogba was not known.

“Fashek is gone; I’m not sure any kindof rehab will bring him back. He messes up in the estate; he drinks and staggers around with crowd gathering around him. He’s dried up. He has body guards and a deep blue jeep, but most times, I think he sneaksout of the house and ends up misbehaving. The first time I saw him, I thought he was a mad man. He’s gone!,” said a source who reside close to him.
http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/photos-living-dead-majek-fashek-runs-mad/

Car TalkRe: Nigerian Car-assembled by nigerians by Konsult07(m): 2:16pm On Jan 20, 2013
[quote author=mr.born2fuck]This one na Caroplanen. Nigeria no fit carry last for anything like....Both good and bad things, we are always at top level....as Terrorist dey terrorise, our people dey compete with oyinbo for brain work[/quote]Lmao i don laugh tire
Caroplanen grin
HealthRe: Natural Way To Clean Your Kidneys N Prevent Future Damages by Konsult07(op): 10:06am On Dec 20, 2012
cogitoErgo: when next u post an article please use local names(igbo, yoruba, hausa, etc) 'cus I dont know what is colianda!
Sorry i don't knw d local name 4 it but is researchable

HealthRe: Natural Way To Clean Your Kidneys N Prevent Future Damages by Konsult07(op): 1:42am On Dec 19, 2012
Justosaus: this is the kind of advice that lands people in the hospital with chronic kidney disease. I hope nobody takes ur advice seriously. Please any body who thinks he's sick or his kidneys need cleansing (whatever that means!) should visit a registered hospital. Health is wealth. Knowledge is life.
Y would u jump into conclusion jst lik an illiterate when u hv all d search engines 2 use. Well dis forum is 4 educative purpose not 4 pple lik u.
HealthNatural Way To Clean Your Kidneys N Prevent Future Damages by Konsult07(op): 3:36pm On Dec 18, 2012
Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments and how are we going to overcome this? It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley or Cilantro ( Coriander Leaves) and wash it clean. Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool. Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before. Parsley (Cilantro) is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural!
Source:
http://www.listbesthospitals.com/Health-Tips/Healthy-Food/Parsley-Or-Cilantro-Or-Coriander-Leaves-To-Clean-Your-Kidneys.aspx
Jokes EtcRe: Hw Smart 'r You by Konsult07(op): 8:59am On Dec 03, 2012
mikuz: .
Well I assume u'r educated enough to undertand d headin of dis room"Joke etc"
Jokes EtcHw Smart 'r You by Konsult07(op): 7:13pm On Dec 02, 2012
Lets see who can guess the
answer DON'T scroll
down until you have decided
upon your
answer. There is a very very tall
coconut tree and
there are 4
animals;
A lion
A monkey
A girrafe

And
A squirrel They decide to
compete to see who is the
fastest to get a
banana off the tree. Who do you
guess will win? Your
answer will reflect your
personality So think
carefully..only 30seconds.. Got
your
answer?

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\/ If your answer
your answer is
Lion= you're dull
Monkey= you're dense
Giraffe= you're a complete
slowpoke
Squirrel= you're hopeless
A COCONUT TREE DOSENT HAVE
BANANAS!!
Jokes EtcHw Smart 'r You by Konsult07(op): 7:02pm On Dec 02, 2012
Lets see who can guess the
answer DON'T scroll
down until you have decided
upon your
answer. There is a very very tall
coconut tree and
there are 4
animals;
A lion
A monkey
A girrafe

And
A squirrel They decide to
compete to see who is the
fastest to get a
banana off the tree. Who do you
guess will win? Your
answer will reflect your
personality So think
carefully..only 30seconds.. Got
your
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\/ If your answer
your answer is
Lion= you're dull
Monkey= you're dense
Giraffe= you're a complete
slowpoke
Squirrel= you're hopeless
A COCONUT TREE DOSENT HAVE
BANANAS!!
Nairaland GeneralI Got This Frm A Friend N Lik 2 Share "Treasure What Nothing" by Konsult07(op): 4:41pm On Nov 02, 2012
I recall my Uncle tellin me about a man in my Neighborhood who became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude. You wouldn't buy that car for 50k today.
I Remember as a kid, my whole street converged to watch a truck deliverd a very large satellite dish to my neighbor's house. Today a dish one tenth that size delivers 5 times the value and is in almost every student hostel room.
What about the Volkswagen Santana,Mercedes Benz V booth, 505 cocaine, all overtaken by Camry,Honda discussions and Infinity? .... Vanity.
A friend declared drinks for the boys because he just launched the Nokia Communicator for over a hundred grand in 2002. Today that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phone. What about d MTN sim card dat many people went extramiles b4 dey bought it for over 30k, today u will not buy it at N200.
People are still making the most amazing sacrifices over the 'vainest' of things, make enemies over worthless material things. What can ISay? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today and see what becomes of it tomorrow.
Did u also hear dat president Jonathan Goodluck Multi Million dollarHome Was also submerged by Flood just like most poor Nigerians.... Slow down with the sense of attachment and blind pursuit of things, for today's "gold" is tomorrow's"copper"
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Don Dey 4 Trouble by Konsult07(op): 9:51pm On Nov 01, 2012
Lagusta: Are u his brother, his brother's keeper or his brother-in-law??!?!!??


Wetin concern u faa...


Abeg go 4ck mosquito jare
If you don't hv any point 2 make den y not kip ur sef busy wit somethin more important.
Jokes EtcAkpos Don Dey 4 Trouble by Konsult07(op): 8:37pm On Oct 31, 2012
Na wah o! Watin AKPOS do una 4 nija na only him dey dis country, any small thin Akpos!!! I beg mak una leav dis dude alone o grin tongue
HealthBenefits Of Eating Apple by Konsult07(op): 10:09am On Oct 26, 2012
Eat fruits and stay healthy

PoliticsRe: Gov Amosun Allocates 500 Hectares Of Land To Lagos State by Konsult07(m): 9:18am On Oct 26, 2012
binger: Good 4 Lagos state...but how will Ogun profit 4rm this?
Its a simple arithmetic Lagos has money but no space, lagos will extend her infrastructure development to dos areas, most of dis areas are left out by ogun state govt now wit dis agreement surely thin 'll work fyn wit dat area. Imagin if korodu is under ogun state
Health10 Bad Habits That Can Seriously Damage You Brain by Konsult07(op): 10:52pm On Oct 20, 2012
10 BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS:
#BE AWARE!

1. No Breakfast: People who do nottake breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. Th is leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing braindegeneration.

2. Overeating: It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking: It causes multiple brainshrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar Consumption: Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution: The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation: Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping: Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness : Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well asdamage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts: Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely: Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

http://www.medicalopedia.org/295/top-10-brain-damaging-habits/

FashionRe: Racism In All Aspect by Konsult07(op): 8:26am On Oct 13, 2012
Well old or not this is sharing of knowledge wink
FashionRacism In All Aspect by Konsult07(op): 9:10pm On Oct 12, 2012
Come to think of it Black people started wearing their pants down low, white people called this "saggin." Spell saggin backwards n see the meaning
TravelRe: Lagos, World’s 3rd Worst City To Live by Konsult07(m): 12:03am On Aug 17, 2012
Who are those pple rating lagos lik dat? But they knw how 2 come down 2 lagos n make money bah.
EventsNo Late Night Calls by Konsult07(op): 9:55pm On Aug 15, 2012
Hi guyz, has any1 heard abt d recent news, dat no1 shud pick call @ midnight anymore.
Pls i want 2 knw hw true is dis rumor.
PoliticsPrayer For Nigeria by Konsult07(op): 1:05pm On Aug 08, 2012
I was goin tru merry mayflower and i found dis song dat we do sang dos daz, of which i think 'll b a gud prayer 4 dis nation at dis tym.
God give us men' a time like this demands
Strong minds, great hearts, true faith and ready hands:
Men whom the lust of office does not kill
Men whom the spoils of office cannot buy
Men who possess opinions and a will
Men who can stand before a demagogue
And damm his treacherous flatteries without winking
Tall men, sun-crowned, who live above the fog
In public duty and in private thinking......by J.G Holland
If u think we needs dis prayer say amen!!!
BusinessHonesty Can Be Stupidity At Times. by Konsult07(op): 11:33pm On Aug 02, 2012
I saw this and i want you to be honest with yourself, can you do this? As for me am not sure what 'll happen.
A taxi driver, Mr Imeh Usuah on Thursday received an awardfrom the National Orientation Agency (NOA) for returning N18million, about $120,000, (About18 Million Naira)  left in his car by a passenger.

http:/// cwMdRwbE
Jokes EtcWe'r Still In D Ramadan by Konsult07(op): 11:03pm On Aug 01, 2012
Two christians were lost in the sahara desert.
One is David and the other
is Michael. They were terribly dying of hunger and thirst when
they suddenly came upon an oasis with what
looked like an emirate with a mosque in the
middle. David said to Michael "Let's pretend as
if we are muslims other wise we wil not get
food or drink. I am going to call myself Mohamed" Michael refused to change his name "My name is Michael and I wil not
pretend to be what I am not. When they got
there, the imam of d mosque received both of
them well and asked for their names. David
said “My name is mohamed "Michael said “My name is Michael" The imam turns to the
helpers of the mosque and said “Pls bring
some food and water for Michael only. Then
he turned to the other and said “Well
Mohamed, I hope you are aware that we are
still in the month of Ramadan? My guy fainted.lolz..
Jokes EtcWhich People? by Konsult07(op): 9:29pm On Aug 01, 2012
Husband buys a dozen of same-colour panties

for his wife…Wife protests “Ah! Why must you

buy the same colour? People will think I don’t

change my panties“

Husband: Which people?

Total silence!!!Which people??

Please help this woman answer the

question…WHICH PEOPLE?
PoliticsRe: Tension In Ogun As Muslims, Traditionalists Clash by Konsult07(m): 2:00pm On Jul 29, 2012
phildon: The first sign of civilization is respect for other people's feelings. Why will a cult group restrict movement of people during Ramadan and the muslims lodge their complains to the govt, and you are talking like this? I'm a xtiain, I beg you to be civilized even for once.
You pple don't seen to get it rit, dis cultist activities hv been on 4 many yrs whr as d so call muslims do participate in there activities if not 4 d ramadan dat come's up. Now tell me how can dey stop dem now al because of ur holy month.
SportsRe: London Vs Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony: Which Was Better? by Konsult07(m): 8:23pm On Jul 28, 2012
Eh guyz let talk about 9ja can we hv such colourfu open ceremony?
EventsCan You Dare This!!! by Konsult07(op): 9:46am On Jul 28, 2012
I can't believe we have the same size of lips and jaw.

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