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2kurupt:
To Ladies



1- When guys ask you out on a relationship say gf, please we are not indirectly requesting that you substitute us to your 'father'  coz we aint


2- The world will be alot safer if from the onset you did not lead us on, only to say 'no' when we pop the question. Make up your mind already.

livedit:
@ Koochicco:

Does it mean u've never traveled outta your state prior to the Korean trip last March

Yes, I've traveled outside of my state. But never by plane. I've only drove by the airport and dropped people off. But never went inside. The other states I've been to I got there driving. But this was my first time flying ever. I wish I could go back, but actually my fiance will be here next month permanently. But we will be flying to his home country in Lagos though. I can't wait. Plus, my sister is going with us. Yes, the only who said that I would end up a sex slave when I went to go visit him. Lol Now they all can't wait to meet him and have talked to him. So their whole attitude has changed against Nigerian men. Now they see not all of them aren't always up to no good. So I'm very happy!

Wow, what an adventure. lol But like I said b4, glad it paid off amazingly, and now, your family can see that the ''Nigerian men are bad'' thingy is basically unfounded and stereotyped. Again, it'll be fair to say u're one unique livedit lady and I'm sure your Fiancé would always remember these sacrifices as they don't come too often. Sorta envy him tho.

Long may you live ma'am!

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Naija don enter gbese kpatakpata , A failed state that is


Hope this 2011 would bring about good tidings to our beloved country

SeanT21:
I am doing great!!

I feel more pity for you because you took your time to upload all those films. There is an official yotube Nollywood channel call "Nollywood love". Thats where I get my movies from now. You had the best Nigerian movies on youtube and your channel is deeply missed.

Yea, I knw but no worries. [size=2pt]You're one of the dearest peeps I'll defo miss there tho. [/size]

Happy Nuyear dear!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=129258.msg7435964#msg7435964 date=1293739995][color=deeppink]What!

Koolchicco is back on Nairaland? 

I guess youtube must have deleted his account hence his return to Nairaland.[/color] [/quote]Hehehe, "" why the shock nau? I left cos I was tired of your constant piss taking and troubles , but am kinda back now after some rearmaments . So beware! lmao

BTW, why u no go home 4 xmas?

Above all powers - Don Moen

Appi Nuyear mouse House

''Was it sweet?'' (Contextually dumb albeit funny )

[quote author=Jaidey-one link=topic=576596.msg7431778#msg7431778 date=1293680591]i don't believe in love[/quote]

SeanT21:
I dey vex for youtube ooo. They deleted your account and I lost all my favorite movies!!

Hey babes howdy? Long time, been looking for u. . .

Its a shame they(YT) do not investigate any CR claims even if they were made by another crook on the street - in this case Iroko partners.

However, Am sowwy for the inconveniences this might have caused you. I beg no vex too much u hear.

Nope, I aint struggling at all. 100% Faithful

^^Oh Lawd!!

Hokum Pokum! Mscheeeww!

MRbrownJAY:
shiiiiiiit dont get me started ladies. . . . . . . . . women

[b]- make up: a little is ok, too much is just like meeting a different person when you wake up after a night out so pls take it easy so we can at least recognize you in the morning.

- PLEASE, dont bend over to reveal that low cut cleavage in front of us. it can be really disgusting to see the stretch marks on y'all tittay.

- if you gals have a fat bulging stomach, i suggest you keep it hidden from view rather than putting on low jeans with revealing tops that have y'all stomach bounce like gelee. not nice!

- stretch marks: however y'all may think, any sight of stretch-marks is DISGUSTING. whether on hips, legs, arms, stomach or bosom. dont get it twisted!

- if we come up to a group of y'all, dont be silly by looking us up and down. some guys are quick with 45degrees backhander when y'all give us silly answers to simple question.

- why is it that its always the ugliest in a group of gyal that has the loudest mouth to dismiss guys?! please KNOW YOUR POSITION!!!!! we will gladly accept to be dissed by real good looking gals but the fugly one has got to SHUT THE FUKC UP!!!!

- before we get busy and funky in the bedroom, pls have the DECENCY to go and remove the panty liners, its a turn off!

- padded bras: y'all dont know how disgusted we men feel when we realize that your tittays aint that big and firm and that they actually are kinda flat. so please go easy on the wonderbras/padding!

- nails: yes they look nice but then make sure we NEVER see the real ugly nails that lay under. so if one nail gets broken,pls put a bandage to cover the disgusting sight.

- WEAVES!!!!!! pls ladies, this is deceit of the highest order. IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH COMFORTABLE Y'ALL CAN BE, WE DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR GORIMAPAS!!!!!! NONE, NEVER!!!!!
y'all dont understand how frustrating it is to dream of these beautiful hair y'all been walking around with, only to see the sorry a$$ fugly do-rags at night.

- there is nothing wrong with dancing like a slut in the club to entice us BUT when we get to the bedroom then dont be mad if we treat you like one and pull your hair and call you names (let alone ride you like a wh.ore).

- ladies ladies ladies, as much as we love you, our homies will always be higher than you in our mind, so get it through your head and lets all live happily ever after. the order goes like this: number one MUM/DAD,number two HOMIE and last but not least YOU. trying to change the order for any reason whatsoever will have you fail!
if we do get married then you get to number two but NEVER to number one.[/b]

will be back with more!

Jay, collect ur next meal from Iya basira; ON ME!

Hmm guys make una take am easy oh

Love ke?


Na trust jare!

Hmm, gettin hot in here. na wao!

Yes I agree. . . I'm a virgin and will remain so until after marriage

Because of u - Kelly clarkson

mukina2:
Love the way you lie- Eminem ft Rihanna

Stop stealing my DVD


Jaga Jaga - Idris

Living on a prayer - Bon Jovi

Parachute - Cheryl cole

I love the way u 'lie' - Rihanna