sori pipz, didnt come across diz topic 4 a while. but i fink d craziest tin i did last yea waz giv my head to a whoa. can u bliv dat i actually sucked d cunt of an ashi. aldough it tasted gud nbsides it had no smell. noteven an oita of it. now she wldnt liv me alone. damn

Smiley- B:

I started falling in love with a guy i shouldnt have fallen in love with  ,  Kissed him so many times  and thought about dating him so many times.
Gave me lots of heart aches so today i decided As New Year resolution to KEEP AWAY FROM HIM!!! 

same here.  lyk i wasn't finkin wit ma head!

fell for the wrong guy and stayed way longer than i should have, lesson learnt, i hope!!

Er, Does this count? Waited for 7 years to exact revenge on one babe that dumped me in uni. Made her fall hopelessly in love with me and nacked her a couple of times before riding into the sunset without her,

the craziest thing i did was that i drank a cup of kerosene thinking it is a water. i almost die that day

Na lie joo! You no get nose, abi you no smell the kerosene?

Intrepid!:

Er, Does this count? Waited for 7 years to exact revenge on one babe that dumped me in uni. Made her fall hopelessly in love with me and nacked her a couple of times before riding into the sunset without her,

vengence

Wow that sounds ummm pathetic [no offense]. And this is all because she broke up with you? Undecided

Omo, the female hurt me when I was young and vulnerable! I had to get her back!

vengence

Paddy, na so I see am o!

I banged a lady in her four beded room in the female hostel of a tetiary institution. I bleeped 3 ladies 2dozen time within.

Had sex in a public place, Almost got caught.

Broke my virginity after holding on for so long but it was so worth it! The waiting and the giving I mean!

@ Koochicco:

Does it mean u've never traveled outta your state prior to the Korean trip last March

Yes, I've traveled outside of my state. But never by plane. I've only drove by the airport and dropped people off. But never went inside. The other states I've been to I got there driving. But this was my first time flying ever. I wish I could go back, but actually my fiance will be here next month permanently. But we will be flying to his home country in Lagos though. I can't wait. Plus, my sister is going with us. Yes, the only who said that I would end up a sex slave when I went to go visit him. Lol Now they all can't wait to meet him and have talked to him. So their whole attitude has changed against Nigerian men. Now they see not all of them aren't always up to no good. So I'm very happy!

mixed business with pleasure

livedit:

@ Koochicco:

Does it mean u've never traveled outta your state prior to the Korean trip last March

Yes, I've traveled outside of my state. But never by plane. I've only drove by the airport and dropped people off. But never went inside. The other states I've been to I got there driving. But this was my first time flying ever. I wish I could go back, but actually my fiance will be here next month permanently. But we will be flying to his home country in Lagos though. I can't wait. Plus, my sister is going with us. Yes, the only who said that I would end up a sex slave when I went to go visit him. Lol Now they all can't wait to meet him and have talked to him. So their whole attitude has changed against Nigerian men. Now they see not all of them aren't always up to no good. So I'm very happy!

Wow, what an adventure. lol But like I said b4, glad it paid off amazingly, and now, your family can see that the ''Nigerian men are bad'' thingy is basically unfounded and stereotyped. Again, it'll be fair to say u're one unique livedit lady and I'm sure your Fiancé would always remember these sacrifices as they don't come too often. Sorta envy him tho.

Long may you live ma'am!

It was a boring year in 2010. . .all I did was work, work, work. . . This year will be even worse with school. . .work. . .school. . . work.
Till to prepare for retirement.
No more crazy living till next year.
2012 that is.

Time to chill!

call the ex ex exctasy, lol

i was kissing a lady of 35 while am 20 at a road side, my girlf was one sexy me at the same ask are you ok? And i being 2 laugh,

Mr, Cork:

ermm, mistakenly wore her pant, twice

Mr, Cork:

ermm, mistakenly wore her pant, twice

PMSL

rotflmao @ cork

your, FATHER:

The craziest thing i did this year was,  there was this babe i like so much i wanted her to be one of ma galfriends but this particular girl liver they fail me i know no y! so i decided rehearsing ma lyrics, after rehearsing i told maself 'am good to go' only for me to get to her house the next day and told her i have sumtin to tell her. she said 'wat?' as i wanted to tell her na that time liver come fail badly i now said 'cynthia i want us to be erm, erm (as i wanted to say bf and gf liver failure made me say 'brother and sister!'  she lauged out loud i was so embarrased looking back i think its the craziest thing i did this year

wow you have an exciting life.

not a dull moment.

Orton1_0:

Left my lodge for my Lecture hall, bouncing with all the swaggs you can envision. I was feeling good cos pratically all the gurls i met en route smiled as they walked passed, even the guys hailed me with the popular "chairman! chairman!?" crap.  On getting to my lecture hall entrance, see me se wahala, Nna everybody's eyes were on me. I Gradually traced their eyes down- between my legs. . . . .my fly was wide open . . . .and i had no boxers that day . . . .my second head was peering & staring at them majestically via my back door.
It wasn't funny.

well, too bad.

^na orton1_0 u wan face next abi?

tpiah!:

well, too bad.

Thanks darling!!!
Corgito Ergo Sum

[size=18pt]dreamt of tpiah giving me B.J (yesterday)[/size]

on NL: Invaded NL with some home girls/culprits, posting controversial topics. Oh yh, "Would you do a girl like me", "My Boyfriend" and "Who's Finer: Babe or SuleSule?" are not-so-real- topics

In real life: I wasn't wearing my seat belt and I was driving like a fool in Lagos earlier this year. Latsma(Some sort of Nigerian police) guyz tried stopping the car, but I didn't stop, because my license and all the car documents were sha not in order. I was the only one in the car and I didn't have much money on me(I only had 1k or so) . They sha started following/chasing me.  Thank God there was no hold-up that day. I managed to out-run them. I had to leave the car in some random place for a while and I okada'ed myself back home!
Oh yh, I got the car back, safe and sound (surprisingly)