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Sports / Re: Newly Imported Boxing Glove For Sale by Kooldon(f): 9:48pm On Apr 06, 2023
rickyamos:
Newly imported boxing glove for sale. @ 7k, Lagos

WhatsApp: 091 6790 1325
The Baba were we suppose box, dey go May 29th.
Whom should I box?

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Travel / Re: South African Pilot Makes Emergency Landing After Discovery Of Deadly Cobra by Kooldon(f): 10:08am On Apr 06, 2023
The snake was scared of plane crash due to the panic it caused and decided to take off with parachaut

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Crime / Re: Woman Born With Two Vaginas Uses One For Hubby, Other For ‘work’ by Kooldon(f): 10:00am On Apr 06, 2023
This is so hilarious. Vagina 1 is private part 50k Vagina 2 is public part 5k See better business where Nigerian girls are missing.

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Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Kooldon(f): 4:43pm On Apr 05, 2023
Persephone1:
" Kooldon" and read the story again.
I read and the general house is telling him not to marry her again after she was proposed to and she needed time to accept.
Suddenly, you called of the marriage proposal courtesy of Nairaland.
Na to activate the rape case totally to protect my womanhood and my friend as a witness
Romance / Re: My Hand Mistakingly Touched His Zip by Kooldon(f): 4:32pm On Apr 05, 2023
Preciousgirl:
My hand mistakingly touched the zip of my male colleague at work. It hit his thing, it felt small

And surprisingly he smiled

Does that mean he is into me?
Na so e dey take start and I strongly believe you wet your panties each time you remember and visualize his third leg

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Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Kooldon(f): 3:47pm On Apr 05, 2023
Two grown up adults having intimacy, not once, not twice yet she pulled the VICTIM'S CARD on you.
No Marriage wil change her perception.
You should be worried about, she threatening you with the rape case now that you are about to withdraw the marriage proposal.
What fix?

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Sports / Re: Ex-Eagles star Ebiede down with Hepatitis, swollen stomach by Kooldon(f): 11:59am On Apr 05, 2023
Truely, Nigeria is a failed State. Nothing for a common man after active years.
Govs will be allocating State resources to themselves as lifetime pensions and stil moved to Senate to acquire more.
Very pathetic

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Romance / Re: If A Girl Can Cheat On Us With Big Guns, Who Are You That Wears Suits - Soldier by Kooldon(f): 2:12pm On Apr 04, 2023
If you like be an Ifa priest, they will stil cheat on you boldly

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Food / Re: Which Nigerian Food Would You Confidently Offer A Foreigner? (pics) by Kooldon(f): 6:05pm On Mar 30, 2023
mariahAngel:
cheesy
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For me, without wasting time, I'd start with delicious Boli and fish first and foremost, to get the taste buds rolling.
Something sweet never fails. cheesy
Then, delicious native rice won't be bad.
After that, a couple of other delicious dishes.

What Nigerian food would you offer a foreigner?

Pics by: MariahAngel

Cc: Nlfpmod

Ekpang-nkwo with better ponmo first before I finish the foreigner with Edikan-ikon Soup with eba.

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Politics / Re: What Happens When A Governor Elect Dies Before Swearing In? by Kooldon(f): 5:54pm On Mar 30, 2023
His lucky running mate of course

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Someone In Calabar by Kooldon(f): 12:04pm On Mar 30, 2023
You can also source it from Akwa Ibom
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Announces Retirement From Boxing If He Loses His Next Fight by Kooldon(f): 5:16pm On Mar 28, 2023
This our ajebutter boxer, e too dey talk and less action
Politics / Re: I Was Offered 100 Million To Step Down Says Teacher Who Defeated Yobe Speaker by Kooldon(f): 3:48pm On Mar 27, 2023
This is how political candidates should be nominated and elected. Not these ones that candidates are imposing on us.
Politics / Re: Expensive Illusions: - Ayu Reacts To Alleged Suspension By Ward by Kooldon(f): 12:50pm On Mar 27, 2023
Na so e dey take start

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Drug Business Was Over 10 Years Ago;He Can Be President Now:Bayo Onanuga by Kooldon(f): 5:32pm On Mar 26, 2023
This is getting interesting by the day and I have learnt one thing today.
Where are my learned fellows in the house? Pls let the legal jargons start flying and lets learm new terms
Sports / Re: Professional Referee Suspended For Using A Fan's Phone To Review A Goal by Kooldon(f): 8:32am On Mar 24, 2023
Cazzim:

but it's wrong
same with Incorrect descisions or errors from VAR
Sports / Re: Professional Referee Suspended For Using A Fan's Phone To Review A Goal by Kooldon(f): 8:00pm On Mar 22, 2023
I love the referee's ingenuity for thinking outside the box to settle a dispute.
We him at EPL against their flautuating VAR

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Politics / Re: How Many Labour Party Governors Do We Have Now In Nigeria? by Kooldon(f): 9:47pm On Mar 20, 2023
My prayers now is with Benue APC Guber. Candidate to emerge winner

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Romance / Re: Can You Sacrifice Your Salary By Giving Her Every Month by Kooldon(f): 11:55am On Mar 20, 2023
What makes her so special?

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Romance / Re: “even The Gods Are Tired” – Nigerians React As Masquerade Storm Polling Unit To by Kooldon(f): 9:37am On Mar 19, 2023
TwinCityRadio:
A Yoruba deity known as ‘Ara Orun’ has been captured on camera casting its vote at a polling unit in Lagos state.

As some states around the country held their guber elections, it came as a surprise when a representative of the gods came to exercise its own electoral franchise.

It was seen in a photo shared online thumb printing for its preferred candidate.
However, netizens have wondered how he was accredited to vote at the polling unit since it wore its full regalia.
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Truly a representative of the gods....
Abeg which party went to the gods to campaign?
Politics / Re: All The Best To All The Guber Candidates In Today's Election by Kooldon(f): 6:34am On Mar 18, 2023
helinues:
It's very easy to support a party or a candidate but having same feelings like those who are on the ballot can never be the same.

Some of the candidates would experience highest nervousness of their life today, it's just election, the euphoria will soon disappear.

To the supporters, don't sit behind your gadgets to cast your vote, go to your polling unit and vote for the men or women you believe can at least change your community.

Don't be used as political thugs, if the politicians can't arm their relatives, why you? Life is too precious to waste on those who might disappoint later.

Vote wisely
May the voice of the electorates be heard today through their votes and imposition of candidates through rigging
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: From Passion To Profit: How To Be An Expert In The Website Content Writing by Kooldon(f): 7:04am On Mar 16, 2023
Nice piece
Food / Re: The Almighty Bread by Kooldon(f): 8:30pm On Mar 15, 2023
JustANairlander:
Bread is one of the most popular edibles in my country NIGERIA, simply made from flour

It goes with almost anything nowadays, be it beans, butter, mayonaise, moin moin, akara, stew, egusi, groundnut and so on, even some weird combinations like bread and okra soup, bread and cake, bread and noodles etc


What's your favourite combination of bread?

Missyb3 tjskii Seun nlfpmod dominique2
You see that weird combo?
Bread and Noodles, I can't do without them esp a well garnished noodle with a cup of creamy tea

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Romance / Re: I Finally bleeped Up, E Reach My Turn I Don F. by Kooldon(f): 8:25pm On Mar 15, 2023
So so happy that, the low class girl dodge a bullet and she will definitely share the testimony this Sunday

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Travel / Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by Kooldon(f): 4:53pm On Mar 15, 2023
Insultme:


Is he not in UK?
Are we not all getting help on NL?
Àbi someone mentioned the exactly club up there and you're spitting trash that is it all cruise.
Mr or Mrs. Face front, no push me to the edge of doing what am not supposed to do. Like I said I gave out too much info already. So help me God.
I'm so pained by reading this. Respectable Married women don't make themselves readily available. Wetin be Club and 3 bags? Op you married a CERTIFIED OLOSHO.
Clip her wings totally with any means necessarily and if possible cut her ties with guy before she is deported cos the guy might be her plan B
Sports / Re: He Hasn't Found His Fitness Yet: Inter Confirms Lukaku's Return To Chelsea by Kooldon(f): 3:46pm On Mar 15, 2023
Chelsea will loan him to Ikorodu Utd. I see him banging in goals both on and off fields.
Ebuka welcome to NPL
Properties / Re: 3 Days Now Since My Landlord Locked Me Out. What Should I Do? by Kooldon(f): 4:40pm On Mar 14, 2023
adecz:

Report to police, because that
is trespass and an infringement on
your rights as a tenant..
In fact you should also report of
missing money in the apartment. He will
be begging you to settle.
You can quickly ask a lawyer for
advice.
You are sounding as if you were the one that bought sand and cement for him to build that apartment.
That money for Lawyer and Police won't it go a long way to plead for 6 mnth rents?

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Education / Re: BREAKING: CBN Gives Banks New Directive On Old Naira Notes by Kooldon(f): 3:24pm On Mar 13, 2023
sageb:

Red lips Governor? That's Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom state.
Hahahahaha How you take know?

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Education / Re: BREAKING: CBN Gives Banks New Directive On Old Naira Notes by Kooldon(f): 8:14am On Mar 13, 2023
Kaduna, Kogi, Edo and now Anambra are encouraged by their Governors to trade with the old currency in order to alleviates their pains but my red lips Governor is not concern at all about what his electorates are passing through everyday, na to install his stooge be his major headache and I pray may he not succeed in Jesus Name, Amen

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Group Wants Senate President Slot Zoned To South by Kooldon(f): 5:58pm On Mar 12, 2023
Its only The Uncommon Transformer that transformed boys to men that is best suited for this position given to his loyalty to the party.
The Uncommon Senate Speaker Loading.
Sen Goodswil Obot Akpabio
Business / Re: We Need Spaces & Facilities For Our Tech Learning Program by Kooldon(f): 5:50pm On Mar 12, 2023
Nice one

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