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Health / Re: Why Would Someone Wear Pads, Then 2-3 Hours Later It... by Kooldon(f): 10:39am On Jun 08, 2023
Pick a high quality Norland sanitary pad that comes with ions stripes and have a peace of mind

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Romance / Re: Ugandan District Officer Caught Bonking Female Intern In His Office (video) by Kooldon(f): 10:31am On Jun 08, 2023
This scenerio could cost the mumu man his job but I'm stil confuse why the young girl is smiling sheepishly at the burst up
Romance / Re: See The Gift My Ex Gave Me On My Birthday by Kooldon(f): 6:07pm On Jun 07, 2023
Hope they are not smelly? I can't trust my gender again

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Politics / Re: "How Nigeria Is Being Re-colonised" Rufai Oseni by Kooldon(f): 8:04am On Jun 07, 2023
Prof Wole Soyinka was Obasanjo's Tormentor

Shettima et al were Jonathan's Tormentors

Reno Omonkiri was Buhari's Tormentor

Now, Rufai Oseni has started tormenting Tinubu sorry Tinubu

I think, I should start tormenting Nairaland Seun Osewa whether he will look my way
Romance / Re: Should I Confront The Girl That purposely Accused Me of getting her pregnant? by Kooldon(f): 7:45am On Jun 07, 2023
Humble432:




Baba ur funny ooooo.
The main reason why I go like confront her is just to know why she mentioned my name and also meet the father in case if he said bad things for my head.
Later one my guy for street told me he used to see the girl always enter one barbing saloon in the night and come out late. But the case has died down already and I didn't want any issue then. But now as a man, I go ask the girl about the barber shop she used to enter late hours back then, if she go respond.
Was about telling you same. Just call her and ask about "your" child. Make sure you record everything before approaching her father to clear your name but you are about to open up and old wounds

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Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend/wife To Be Keeps Saying This. Whats The Meaning? by Kooldon(f): 7:25am On Jun 07, 2023
Women has seen a lot of shege from the hands of men from changing s*x positions anyhow to deceptions and she isn't left out.
Thats why she wants to become a man and be showing girls shege banza pro max.

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Sports / Re: Emotions As Bukayo Saka Visits Grandparents In Kwara State (Photos) by Kooldon(f): 7:05am On Jun 07, 2023
tikco:


You have just refused to learn and have sense always want to talk trash about people, even as u don old reach sense no dey for u to know say that guy dey do well pass u,,,what questions are going to be ask about you beneath generation or what Legacy do even have in ur local area?
See them here. Title Pretenders and the worst bottle up Club in the history of EPL.
As a great glorified Arsenal Fan, what lecacy or achievement will your generation remember you for?
You are not getting younger anymore so you better stop supporting Arsenal to avoid cardiac arrest.
Sports / Re: Emotions As Bukayo Saka Visits Grandparents In Kwara State (Photos) by Kooldon(f): 8:26pm On Jun 06, 2023
Bukayo Saka, one of the names of Gunners' team list that can never be forgotten esp during the year that Arsenal topped the prestigious EPL Table for 248 days but couldn't win the league at the end of the day.
High Memorable.
Next Generations will remember this period and ask WHAT WENT WRONG?

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Sports / Re: Kvaratskhelia Beats Osimhen To Serie A Player Of The Year Award - Pulse Sports by Kooldon(f): 11:36pm On Jun 02, 2023
Kuara agreed to a new contract and I believe Oshimen should remain in Napales for one more year bufore considering a mnve
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by Kooldon(f): 11:16pm On Jun 02, 2023
Every Association has a constitution to be followed by members. Same is applicable to a Church's Doctrine.
Either you abide or you seek your salvation else where.

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Crime / Re: Chrisland College: How Snapchat Group Revealed Whitney Was Electrocuted – Father by Kooldon(f): 9:58am On May 26, 2023
There is something abnormal about this school. Whats their fee again?

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Education / Re: These Are 10 Popular Markets In Nigeria And What They Are Known For by Kooldon(f): 8:42pm On May 25, 2023
Beautiful write up
Nairaland / General / Re: Ginger Onwusibe,84 Other LP Members Urge Kano Federal High Court For Stay Of Exe by Kooldon(f): 1:24pm On May 25, 2023
Finally, Tinubu has grab Peter Obi by the balls. Another Hope dashed. Wailing Pro Max loading

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Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Today, Assented To Eight Bills Passed By The NA by Kooldon(f): 10:04pm On May 22, 2023
Kudos to ISMN
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up Transgender Woman When He Discovered She Had Male Instruments by Kooldon(f): 10:53am On May 22, 2023
The angry man got terrified on imagining how his rectum will be parted. Something he didnt anticipated.

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Romance / Re: What She Did This Sunday After Sex by Kooldon(f): 10:36am On May 22, 2023
Jesus Christ came for the sake of sinners.
He was crucified on the cross with two robbers but one made heaven immediately.
After the sinful act, she saw the light and repented because His Grace is sufficient onto her.
On the other hand, after the sinful act, you stil dwell on it majestically like a pro and refused to plead for forgiveness.
If the trumpet was blown immediately after the Holy Communion, were would you have been?
Now that you have time, Repent from immoralty and be saved

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Romance / Re: Advice Needed.........should I Call Her Mum Or Lock Up. by Kooldon(f): 12:52pm On May 21, 2023
Call your in-law, inform them the cost of the material and you can go to buy the items with them since the total price is 300k without workman.
If you allowed them to source it from outside based on your woman's assertion, it wil give you a bad image
Nairaland / General / Re: Qualty And Affordable Sanitary Napkin Sani T We Need Resellers by Kooldon(f): 11:28am On May 21, 2023
Does it has ion stripe embedded?
Business / Re: Make Up To 800 Dollars In A Week By Just Chatting... by Kooldon(f): 8:57pm On May 20, 2023
wow! this is now and they won't be anything like ''my gas has finished'' from my gender

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Aisha Buhari, Remi Tinubu & Nana Shettima by Kooldon(f): 8:48pm On May 20, 2023
Madam Shettima is missing
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Reps Member-elect, Etteh Fails To Open Defense On Certificate Forgery by Kooldon(f): 9:35am On May 19, 2023
Truly, sign of grey hairs symbolizes wisdom.
Eseme Eyibio has grabbed Okpulump Ette by balls with two hands and the squeezing process has been initiated only waiting for Etteh to wail out in pains.
A big kudos to the grey-haired politician

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Romance / Re: The Most Important Thing You Need As A Woman.(pics Attached) by Kooldon(f): 3:32pm On May 18, 2023
Postinor:
state your price I want to bleep u


My price is very cheap. All I need is to tie your hairy scrotal sac with a rope and drag it around my room for an hour without resistance.
Are you game?
Drop ur digits

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Religion / Re: "Why Do Muslims Knack Their Heads On The Ground In Prayer" A Christian Mocked! by Kooldon(f): 3:25pm On May 18, 2023
From all these your quotes from Holy Bible, I'm yet to come across the word "hitting/knacking of heads".
OP e be like say the english never clear you.

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Health / Re: I've Been Diagnosed With Stage 4 Colon Cancer by Kooldon(f): 12:51pm On May 17, 2023
May the effort of your dad and yours not be in vain. Receive your healing In Jesus Name. Amem
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need 15 People For An Ambassador Role. Pay Is 70k by Kooldon(f): 4:32pm On May 15, 2023
Wealthyonos:
The energy you will use to do this shit, if you put half of that same energy into your business, you will be very successful. Imagine talking to 20 people about your business everyday?

When you are looking for funding to start your business?
It sounds nice but lets know the technicalities first

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Romance / Re: I Fit Believe Anything But You See That "He Is Just A Friend" I No Go Believe by Kooldon(f): 8:08am On May 15, 2023
Same as we don't accept "she is just a friend'
Celebrities / Re: “big Nya$h, With Empty Bra!n, Netizens Reacts As Mother Of Five Storms Club Wit by Kooldon(f): 6:07pm On May 14, 2023
Nyash dey breath too o. Mbok allow her nyash to breath in peace.
Politics / Re: Pick One With A Valid Reason by Kooldon(f): 5:57pm On May 14, 2023
Blue Pill abeg
Romance / Re: Married Man Caught Red Handed Sleeping With Another Man’s Wife by Kooldon(f): 10:25am On May 11, 2023
Did the woman cum before they were caught? If no, lets double the man's punishment. I hate nonesense

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Travelled From Jos To Lagos To Visit Boyfriend Of 3 Years Lament by Kooldon(f): 10:20am On May 11, 2023
Just may be the guy didnt want her to come at that moment due to finacial constraint but she insisted.
Lets hear the guy's side of the story
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sanna Marin Divorces Her Husband, Markus Raikkonen by Kooldon(f): 8:38am On May 11, 2023
How much is the man getting from this divorce?

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