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@ladmerc: yeah, our forefathers lived for 140 years, but they weren't going down on their ladies doing licking things and poking their anuses. D world is getting depraved n is getting consequences for it. Recently it was in d news dat micheal douglas had oral cancer due to HPV virus n he confessed it was due to too much cunninlingus (mouth action)

I think d research was well done n d figures actually matches what's happening, buh it it not account for a lot of other booming sectors and the salary ranges are kinda to ambiguous. is d range for only entry level or includes mid n senior level employees? 'cos dat oil and gas figure is jus wrong, except it was meant for the cleaners.lolz!

olalekanhs:
See that is where you cross the line .Never Hit a woman. Women like guys with a character that is what Tia2 is implyin. Exercise caution. Not force.

@olalekanhs: didnt u read d part where i said "am not in support of hittin or brutalising women"? y not put ur goggles on n read or go n buy 1 if u dont have,

@tai: your postin might not be 100% perfect, or d best way to treat a woman, but there r sum facts dat practically work as contained in your post. i used to b soft n felt treatin a lady 9ice, always callin n all will make her more endeared to u, taaaah! fa fa fa foul! life has taught me odawise. i believe women ova d world r d same. if there's 1 tin, women love hardened bad boys n use n dump soft good boys. dat's y an average woman will prefer 2 b wit n screw a Jim Iyke ova a Francis Duru (no offence francis, but dats life). maybe dat's y faith evans - a good girl could hook up wit Notorious BIG- d gangster rapper. tink back to your primary n secondary sch days, in class, all the hottest girls n non-hot girls drool ova the bad boys who sit at d back of the class (dats y u hv d hottest girls at d back of d class too), make the most noise, come late to class n exhibit all manner of stubborn n aggressive behaviour. d girls only paley with the good boys who sit in front and r d hi flyers of the class, to help in assignments, tests, n exams. if those good boys as much as attempt to handle bosoms, they get a slap in d face b4 dey can try it, while the next minute, u'd c the bad boys smooching n handling these same babes mercilessly afta class, in the fields or d back of the library. u ask y?, maybe it's in the female hormones n natural 4 dem to prefer the bad boys who administer more control.

As u said earlier, d more u argue wit chics, d more u became a wimp, n d more they ride on your head n take u 4 granted. tho' am not a in support of hittin or brutalisin women, but sumtimes a single non-injurous slap could knack more sense into her as a reply, than a reply of a thousand words long. later u can pet (but dont overdo it n dont feel any remorse) her n tell her dat it's for her gud, just like u would a tell child. c'mon, women r just like children, at heart, deep down, no matter the frontin.

As d saying goes, good guys dont finish last, becos they neva even get to enter d race at all, lol!!!!

To all d guys in d house, one love, n keep repping

@tai: ur postin might not be 100% perfect, or d best way to treat a woman, but there r sum facts dat practically work as contained in ur post. i used to b soft n felt treatin a lady 9ice, always callin n all will make her more endeared to u, taaaah! fa fa fa foul! life has taught me odawise. i believe women ova d world r d same. if there's 1 tin, women love hardened bad boys n use n dump soft good boys. dat's y an average woman will prefer 2 b wit n screw a Jim Iyke ova a Francis Duru (no offence francis, but dats life). maybe dat's y faith evans - a good girl could hook up wit Notorious BIG- d gangster rapper. tink back to ur primary n secondary sch days, in class, all the hottest girls n non-hot girls drool ova the bad boys who sit at d back of the class (dats y u hv d hottest girls at d back of d class too), make the most noise, come late to class n exhibit all manner of stubborn n aggressive behaviour. d girls only paley with the good boys who sit in front and r d hi flyers of the class, to help in assignments, tests, n exams. if those good boys as much as attempt to handle boobs, they get a slap in d face b4 dey can try it, while the next minute, u'd c the bad boys smooching n handling these same babes mercilessly afta class, in the fields or d back of the library. u ask y?, maybe it's in the female hormones n natural 4 dem to prefer the bad boys who administer more control.

As u said earlier, d more u argue wit chics, d more u became a wimp, n d more they ride on ur head n take u 4 granted. tho' am not a in support of hittin or brutalisin women, but sumtimes a single non-injurous slap could knack more sense into her as a reply, than a reply of a thousand words long. later u can pet (but dont overdo it n dont feel any remorse) her n tell her dat it's for her gud, just like u would a tell child. c'mon, women r just like children, at heart, deep down, no matter the frontin.

As d saying goes, good guys dont finish last, becos they neva even get to enter d race at all, lol!!!!

To all d guys in d house, one love, n keep repping

@prince or is it philip or wateva pseudonym u use, nice try. do u tink evry1 is a mugu like u? dis shld be like NIGERIA'S DUMBEST SCAM.

@everyone(else): i completed min abt 30 mins to d deadline. it was ok. quite tough tho'. the maths was ok, it's just dat the time factor was a huge problem, n the difficulty-timing was tricky. the 1st few questions didnt consume my time but the later ones were crackers, they did. but i guess it's a highly automated system n not every1 was presented with same sets of question in d same order. Anyways, i wish evry1 all d best. ciao

@ All,

Considering security n d law, abuja is the best place in 9ja. u got patrols in evry hood (just like the US way - two cops in a Peugeot sedan ), cops at almost every major junction. buses dont park anywhere, cars don't stop any where, people adhere to traffic lites n signs etc. No hold ups n stick ups. (but GTA - grand theft auto is on the increase these days)

There r also sum cool people around and cool spots, like Yahuza, n Abacha barracks etc

but the thing abt abj is that it is very DRY n BORING. It's also very ARTIFICIAL as many people are not REAL and live too artificial lives, decieving themselves n forming. Abj people too dey form. Once went out with sum friends n a friend brought his friend (a girl) along. On initial impression, the babe looked like she was one of those big girls, pro'lly a minister's daughter livin in one of those fancy mansions in maitama, with a fancy phonerized acccent like she's been living in yankee for ages,n formin all sort of stuffs n manners, etc. I was so pissed wen we were done n darted out the cafe to all go home. I of course opted for a cab as ofcourse i didnt hv a car. To my utter dismay, the chic also sought for a cab (so, she didnt come in her own car). On further enquiry, I discovered that she lives in Federal Housing Estate Lugbe, not even kubwa, not adisa estate, apo. I was shocked to ma marrows. so she decided to come out clean seein that i was not so bucksed up n seein that the formin would not yeild any results? rily hilarious!!!!! ABJ (esp) girls too they form.

Another annoying thing abt abj is that u dont get value for money. Av neva bin to calabar, but from what i hear, if u give me a choice b/w abj n calabar, i pro'lly pick cali.

Hi,

waz also invited for the test in Abj today. wats pay like in Afribank. Heard it's rily high, though it's hard for me to believe. hw much profits do they make.

Hi Everyone,

Am a Materials/Metallurical engineering graduate. I am invited for the 20th May, Lekki, Lagos. Does anyone know what the skills test for my field would be like? Is there any Materials/Metallurgical engineer in the house that was invited too?

Hope to get your responses,

Cheers.

omo, 9ja guys n their antics.

Dis one wey una dey lose 10k, 20k, 50k, no b small money oh!!!!

@question:

The truth is that the IT systems of most of these banks are in disarray. I have seen a case where a customer has a lot of money in his account, and on his account statement he sees a figure less than fifty naira (N 50). Sometimes these charges could be mistakes, but they leave it at that and do not reverse it, until probably the customer complains and threatens fire and brimstone. There's no disputing the fact that there are a lot of irregularities and the whole system needs to be revamped.

In your case, i'll suggest you go and discuss with your account/relationship officer. You have a right to know why you were charged, and why you were not informed of the charges while opening the account. You could 'threaten' a legal action if the situation demands.

@MunManPro:

Come on board and prove your mettle, It could be 1 grand next time!!!!

Good luck in ur forthcomin xams

ciao.

@question:

Though I don't work in Zenith, i happen to know what they mean by 'debit interest charge'. It means that for the duration of ur account being in debit, a specified interest rate would be charged on your account.

@everyone:

The truth is that in 9ja, customer service is generally CRAP, so most banks are no exceptions. In western countries, the customer is king, but here the customer stinks.

It beats my imagination to realise that some of these big new gen banks still have link issues. I mean, in these times when we have a lot of telecoms companies around, with reliable infrastructure n backbone, why can't these banks spend money to ensure there aren't hitches in the IT system.

Soludo shouldn't just stop at capitalisation as the main benchmark. i feel customer service delivery, IT capabilities, amongst others should come on board, and anybody that doesn't meet them should b shut down, that would probably make the banks wake up (At least it workeed with the capitalisation scare)

of course,

jonvill, met mat,

conecting the dots, ? , guess u hv.

wow! wat a small world (yet i neva run into beyonce! lol!)

so u've been a nairalander too! cool.

stumbled on this thread which i found interesting, and of course u were already here representing.

hope work's fiine n udoin ok!

@kemji:
nice concept. u've always representedus well. No matter how much muna may like to brag, he still has a lot to learn from u. People like INSIGHT and LOWE LINTAS should be seriously looking for u.

I love the overall profile of ur logo. It depicts a chinese (south asian theme), which goes well with nuudlz (noodles) which is a south asian (chinese) delicacy.

However I feel a slight modification should be made to the nuudlz ztation font on the logo. The font is too 'Anglo'; it should tend towards more of chinese.


@boomtowner:
If ur pick is nuudlz ztation as a chinese (oriental) restaurant/fast food, then i think kemji's masterpiece would make it tick.

hi,
i'm an undergrad student, but since ASUU is on strike, i've don't have much doing. I'm studying materials engineering and i have had work experience in guinness as an intern. I'm a computer (ICT freak). I can use AutoCAD. I keep abreast with the latest technology in phones and computing. I'm ready to take up a part time job (no matter how little it is), or anything i can do besides whiling away time.

10x

Hi, consultant, u sound very well informed and i'm impressed

'consultant' pls can u help me with a few question:

1. Is it better to take TOEFL or IELTS. Which is better for uk, US and Canadian schools
2. What do u need to prepare for GRE, TOEFL and IELTS
3. Can I get ur mail address (cos i know u'll not give me ur phone number). Mine is emcee2k6@gmail.com.

I sincerely anticipate ur helping me with these, cos that'll make u the 'kool' 'consultant'

Hi, Pls has any one heard of the schlumberger IT and Job test. They came to my school (FUTO) some days back. I'll like to know anything. 10x

qleyo, nice posts. I agree with u. U seem to be an elightened lady. Very rare in naija.

HOw's GIS in nigeria. Is it lucrative?

hi, sbucareer u refered to nigeria as a project. I don't think so. A project is TEMPORARY, that is, before one is LEGENDARY. Well if u wanna see it that way, then u're probably right. Nigeria should have never been. The britons made an experiment out of nigeria. They are still carrying out 'fiscal' experiments till date. The sad thing is that the masses is always the guinea pig.

Well, about biz in naija that can be done, ehhhhh , let me think , You heard of transcorp right? Well who is transcorp? I''ll tell u. The are those goons who've always been there , cascading our (masses) money in the form of various 'corporate escapades'. Good!. Now u they recently 'bought' nitel, even the SAT1, i can only imagine. Who's money are they gonna use? Of course again its that of the masses. So in summary, they are buying our corporate heritage from us, with our own money. That's what i call 'trading masses' or 'covert stealth buy-out'. Imagine walking into a convinience store and buying a pack of indomie by paying the cashier with money from the cash registry. In brooklyn, that may be called a 'hold up', in harlem that may be called a 'stake out', but here in naija, it's called 'business as usual'. Sounds funny , huh but that's as good as it gets.

My point is that u can make a living from hoodwinking the masses in the name of 'corporate guile'. It's being done and nobody's talking and everybody is watching. Na so we see am.

"I CAN ONLY IMAGINE."


(This piece is dedicated to my "I CAN ONLY IMAGINE" fans).