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1. Putting Breast oft smoked, her womanhood cardiovascular system balance can be maintained. If a woman's breasts sucking men for a long period, it is the beating heart of the woman interchangeable increased to 110 beats / min. It may be a good exercise for heart health. 2. Suction breasts can also make women more stable weight, even reduced. This is due, that sucked the breasts for 3 minutes retrievable fat burning about 12 calories. 3. Want firmer face? Then do not are reluctant to be often sucked her breasts. With smoked breast, then more than 30 female facial muscles move, so useful for improving blood flow in the skin, and smooth the skin 4. During the suction Breast regarded as butch / taboo. But in fact the suction breasts can make a woman more youthful, this is a natural remedy that stimulates the immune system, resulting in the production of antibodies that can protect against viruses. This process is called cross- immunotherapy. 5. At the time of smoked breast, usually the breath of a woman so much faster. The current average suction breasts, women will breathe in and breathe out 60 times in a minute. Whereas in normal circumstances only 20 times per minute. Inhaling and exhaling more often will prevent a variety of diseases of the lungs. 6. Breast who smoked more than 5 minutes will make a woman's body is more relaxed, can produce a chemical chain that will destroy the various causes of stress hormones. |
1. Behind: A refined person
2. Dub: It means to cheat during exams by
copying another person’s test answers word
for word.
3. Chips: Small papers where as much as
can be written to take into the exam halls to
cheat.
4. Gist (sometimes misspelled as “jist”): In
both formal and informal Nigerian English
“gist” now means light informal
conversation, especially about other people’s
private business.
5. Cassava flakes: Garri
6. Form: To put on airs, that is, affect
manners with intent to impress others
7. After one: A girl with one child prior to
marriage
8. Popsy: An informal word for father.
9. Mumsy: This is the feminine version of
“popsy,” which is an informal word for
mother.
10. FFF: Friend for food
11. Swag: This is a pompous manner of
walking intended to impress others.
12. Aristo: Married men that like young girls
13. Runs: It generally tends to be used to
denote illegal or immoral activities.
14. Jambite: This refers to a first-year
undergraduate.
15. Bakassi: A girls’s bum. 16. Fashi: Forget.
17. Number six: It means one’s brain.
18. Toast: To talk to a girl.
19. Bone face: To snub somebody.
20. FFO: For food only. |
my over heard me telling my elder sis about my physics exam that it was hectic but the teachers helped us with some expo. as i was converting with my sis he came in and said what then have they been teaching us and he is paying for so he said he will go to the weac branch here in kaduna what should i do? |
By now I am sure you must have seen
different posts and screenshots with Yoruba
boys being labelled as demons that would
jump into your life with their flowing
‘agbadas’.
Oblivious to this, Yoruba boys are not as evil
as most people have painted them to be.
They are just good looking guys from a well
cultured part of Nigeria.
We understand you may have personal beef
for them as they are most ladies’ favorites
with their unending uniqueness and ‘swags’.
But the populace as a whole does not give
Yoruba boys much choice when it comes to
their heart-breaking moves. Ladies seem to
be all over them and do not give them the
chance to miss other ladies who sashayed
out of their lives.
Lol, do not shoot me. That was on a lighter
note. But as a matter of fact, these guys are
irresistible. Ask any lady around you about
her love history and there is bound to be
some ‘Femi’, ‘Kunle’, or ‘Wale’ in her life.
Let us move on from here and see the
interesting part of dating Yoruba boys:
1. They could be loyal
Now what makes Yoruba boys different from
every other guy out there? Men cheat, lie
and play girls. The fact that a cheating guy
is from that tribe in Nigeria does not mean
every other Yoruba boy would be just the
same.
Hausa boys also act smart on some
unsuspecting Aisha and Halima. And an Igbo
boy may be sleeping with Nnenna and
Nkechi at the same time. Duhhhhhhh! 2. They are interesting
Do you know the amount of fun you could
have dating a Yoruba boy? Damn! Yoruba
boys are so interesting they turn up at
almost every event. Ever seen them showing
up at an engagement ceremony? You would
love to follow one home immediately. And
when you finally have a son, you would love
to dress him up the Yoruba way.
3. They are passionate
Okay, I know many ladies hate Yoruba boys
right now; however, have you thought of the
reason why ladies want to kill themselves
over them? They are passionate and they
know how to do ‘IT’ well. Yes, I know you
know what I am talking about. Even Yoruba
men in their sixties no dey carry last.
4. They are everywhere
Yoruba boys are well-informed; being on
Twitter and other social platforms do not
make them jobless. They are just guys that
are ‘in town’. They know what is happening
around them and love to stay informed.
Dear Ladies, do not be angry when a Yoruba
boy turns out to be the first person to
retweet your post. They know you love
attention and want to give it to you. Stop
forming hard to please when you secretly
enjoy it. Tongue out! 5. They appreciate good friendship
So what is wrong in finding a group of
Yoruba boys at a time? If farmers have
association and hair dressers can do
meetings from time to time, why can’t
Yoruba boys hang out and have fun
together? Go and sit down my friend. Find
another reason to hate them.
6. They are ‘repping in-laws’
Your brother turns up in the city where you
live and he is stuck staying at home
watching football alone? This would NEVER
happen when you are married to a Yoruba
boy. You know how they say ‘Gbogbo aiye
foreign’, they are going to give him a swell
time you would be so proud of being married
to them.
If you behave well you are going to be a
partaker of that fun. My sister, ‘make head
stand still’ and enjoy being with a Yoruba
boy. Winks. |
First I would discourage what you are doing, but
I have to answer your question buddy.
1- make sure you are wearing protection.
2- lubricate her area
3- insert real slow, just a little at at time, allow
her to set the pace. don't have to believe u
have to insert 100% 1st time round but you
would at a point need to give it a sudden 'push'
but don't push it all in, it will hurt but it will
allow you to puncture the hymen (this covers
the entrance) is what hurts. Don't do it more
than once at a time. Give her an aspirin.
4- eventually after a few tries it will get looser
and then sex will start getting comfortable. |
When i was a KID��������
PUSSY Meant a CAT��,
SEX Meant GENDER��
BITCH Was a FEMALE DOG��
DICK Was a NAME of a cartoon film��,
BANG Was a SOUND��
NUTS were fruits����
RUBBER Was Nothing But an ERASER����
ASS Was An ANIMAL����
COCK was a male bird��
SCREW�� was Just a Fixing TOOL��
HEAD�� Meant a Part of BODY��
BALLS meant a Round TOY⛹��
LUBRICANT was oil⚱
ORAL��meant poetry recitation�� until i met
you all, my friends,��
And my education������ got messed
up����������..!!! |
ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA
1. Most compounds are noiseless because 'I
better pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
2. Wives are happy because husbands who like
hanging out are now staying at home with the
family because drinks outside are not cold and
no fuel to drive out.
3. All the house wives are cooking good food
because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs.
4. Kids are reading their books since watching
TV needs fuel.
5. No more congestion in network since many
peoples phones are off due to low ba3.
6. Browsing & downloading is faster than
before cause not much people are online.
7. Everyone sleeps very early now, No more
late night movies.. Light no dey naa..
8. There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions.
9. Parents are over-joyed because their
children that were always online now
concentrate on their studies.
10. Even Imams are very happy when they
saw people who haven't gone to masjid for
months and years going to masjid and staying
from magrib to Isha just to
charge their phones.
My Opinion!
Make the most of every situation. |
everyday i sms i mean like morning and night bt wat shocked me was yesterday i was going through her phone only fo me to find out that none of all the Sms i sent to her was on her phone infact no any sms on her phone pls is she cheating because she is giving me a reason to think she is cheating. share ur advice, suggestions, experience, others specify |
There’s never a bad time to have sex, but
science says it’s especially fun to mess
around in the morning.
Morning sex is like eating chocolate cake for
breakfast — it’s decadent, indulgent and
comforting. Plus, who doesn’t want to linger
in bed just a little longer?
It all comes down to hormones. Here’s why
our sex clocks don’t always tick in time.
5am
Even before a man has opened his eyes in
the morning, his level of testosterone is at
its peak – between 25% to 50% more than at
any other time of the day.
That’s because the pituitary gland in his
brain – which governs the production of the
male sex hormone – has been switched on
in the night and levels have been steadily
rising until dawn.
Women also make testosterone – the main
sex drive hormone – but produce a fraction
of the amount and it rises by only a tiny bit
overnight. It is also kept in balance by
oestrogen and progesterone. 6am
Slept well? A good kip is another reason a
man may feel even more amorous in the
morning. Studies found the longer and
deeper a man has slept, the higher his
testosterone levels. Research in the Journal
of the American Medical Association shows
getting more than five hours’ sleep can raise
male levels by an extra 15%.
7am
While a man’s levels of sex hormones are at
their highest when he wakes up, a woman’s
are at their lowest. “Male and female
testosterone levels are at their highest at
opposite ends of the day, so they are out of
synch,” says consultant gynaecologist
Gabrielle Downey, of the Sandwell and West
Birmingham Hospitals NHS Trust. |
lols all i nid is 5000 views and jast two or three post likely abusive ones dnt forget u ar nt in a nude forum it jokes forum |
kooletsa:am loving dis |
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I wanna use it to draw your anttention.do you
know that jesus died for you?he is the one that
keep you and your family alive.but u don't have
time for him.when you see post about jesus on
Facebook you ignore but when you see rubbish
post you"ll be busy commenting. Just use your
5seconds of your time and type thank you
Jesus!!!!! |
The 15 signs you grew up in Nigeria There are certain culture and habits that are exclusive to Nigerians. These things could only be experienced while growing up in a Nigerian setting. They are signs that show you have lived in a Nigerian home and have shared part of the culture and habits of this beautiful country. Find some of these signs of living in a Nigerian home below: 1. Breakfast is basically ‘Ogi’ and ‘Akara’ A typical Nigerian breakfast of Ogi and Akara A typical Nigerian breakfast is pap and bean cake. 2. For some it is ‘Amala’ and ‘Ewedu’ Amala and Ewedu with Gbegiri soup A delicacy made from yam flour is widely eaten in the most parts of Nigeria. This meal could be eaten at any other time of the day and still be enjoyed. This meal is prepared in most Nigerian homes and is being eaten virtually everyday. Bean soup could be added to the Ewedu at times. 3. ‘Suwe’ or ‘Tente’ is the predominant game for girls A lady playing the game Suwe Growing up in a Nigerian home or environment is sure interesting; games like these are enjoyed all over Nigeria. Girls draw lines with boxes on the ground and hop on the drawn boxes while jumping one in every round. 4. You can only go out after chores A child working in the farm In Nigerian homes, parents are allowed to keep their wards in the house till they are done with their chores. It is only after then they are free to go play with their friends in the next ‘compound’. The no work no play applies here. 5. Christmas is synonymous to eating rice Jollof rice The staple food for Christmas in Nigeria is basically rice. This is the time most families get creative with the preparation of this dish. 6. You get new clothes on special occasion Mothers shopping for their wards Except you are a grown up and have a stable source of income, your parents only get to buy you clothes on special occasion. 7. Your daily pocket money is spent on ‘sweet’ and popcorn Baba dudu sweet There are many varieties of ‘sweet’ in Nigeria. Some of them are ‘Baba dudu’, ‘Balewa’, ‘Ekana baba sala’ and many others. 8. Soups taste differently when there is no ‘Ajinomoto’ or ‘Royco’ A pack of Royco cubes These spices rocked Nigeria at some point, mothers delighted in cooking meals by adding them. Although there are varieties of spices now, these ones could still be found. 9. There are songs to know who farted in a group A group of children playing Some songs could be sung to know who farted in a gathering. The song is chorused while pointing at the suspected persons. Whoever got pointed at when the song ends is the perpetrator. Lol. 10. You stop being brilliant if you drink coconut water Coconut water This and many other myths are widespread in Nigeria. The water from coconut is presumed to make children become dullards. 11. You visit other people in their homes and ask for the ‘potty’ A child sitting on a potty You are trained to use the ‘potty’ early in the morning in order to clear your system. 12. You break a chinaware and start to cry before your mother returns A crying girl The chinaware is basically used to serve food on special occasions. Parents in Nigeria often threaten to mark the face of whoever breaks the chinaware with the broken pieces. 13. ‘Readymades’ are worn to church A ready-made dress These are special clothes Nigerians have nicknamed ‘Mama-tie-me’. They are either worn to church or for birthdays. 14. You go climbing trees to pluck fruits A boy climbing a tree Boys delight in climbing trees in other people’s compounds. Cashew, mango and guava are always plucked at boys’ leisure time. 15. You get whipped with ‘koboko’ for failing in school A ‘koboko’ It is a terrible offence to bring home bad report sheets from school. Parents keep whips of different types in the house to reprimand their wards. |
The life expectancy of Nigerians is said
to be below 50 years
– Countries like Japan, Britain, China, have
life expectancy of over 70 years
– The factors responsible for sending many
Nigerians to early grave are mostly
anthropogenic in nature
When an typical Nigerian is told the age at
which an average Nigeria may die is one or
two years less than 50 years, he may look at
the person who make such a statement with
so much disdain. He believes such a talk is
not meant for him. However, the real truth is
that some Nigerians sometime go beyond
their limit in their day-to-day activities. Many
Nigerians over use their body, and place
unnecessary burden over their head in order
to survive the Nigerian daily rat race.
The heavy traffic on Nigerian roads is a
major daily stress encountered by many
Nigerians
Some of the briefly stated reasons below are
responsible for cutting short the life of many
Nigerians.
1. Pollution
Everywhere is polluted in Nigeria, especially
fumes coming from generators in the
neighbourhoods which has carbon monoxide
(CO). The noise, air, water are other forms
of pollution. 2. Poor nutrition
Poor feeding due to excuse of trying to save
money for the rainy days. The economic
situation of the country is telling on many
people also.
3. Self- medication
There is a wrong notion that the doctor is
not needed. Or sometimes, prayers taking
over the functions of drugs due to
extremism in faith
4. Stress
Society-created stress or self-created
stress. No time for vacation. No time to
relax with family or friends or to socialise.
The hustling and bustling in a state like
Lagos, is sometimes abnormal. People leave
for work very early and close very late.
5. Little of rest, sleep, exercise and medical
checkup
A person that works late into the night and
sleep less than four hours everyday should
know he is joking with his health and his life.
Medically speaking, the average hour a
person should sleep in a day is a minimum of
six hours. How many Nigerians observe this,
not to talk of going for at least an annual
medical checkup. |
if buhari hav a plan of islamizing Nigeria den is high tym
we mak him understand dat greater is he dat
lives in us dan he dat lives in aso rock. it means
xtain will show him d stuff we are made off if he
doubt our God he should go and ask pheroh d
king of Egypt still observing # TeamWeAreOne |
When we say there are no permanent
enemies in Nigerian politics, this is a
pointer!
Last weekend, former Nigerian president,
Olusegun Obasanjo was spotted at an event
in Ebonyi state with the wife of former
president Jonathan, Patience.
According to the photos posted on Facebook
by IfeanyiCy Njoku, the duo were seen
dancing together closely, hugging and
exchanging pleasantries, an act which any
Nigerian would have argued about, after all
the brouhaha between them during the 2015
presidential election. See photos below:
Don’t kill yourself for these politicians! They
look good together though..Lol
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Please don't LAUGH.....
Am serious
1. AMERICAN POLICE STYLE :
Allow the thief to finish stealing,,
then they use sophisticated gadgets to catch the thief.
2. CHINA POLICE STYLE :
Chase the thief until he becomes tired then they catch him...
3. ARAB POLICE STYLE :
Kidnap the thief's wife and then threaten the thief to surrender...
4. INDIAN POLICE STYLE :
Sing for the thief until he comes close to the trap,
then catch him
5. NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE :
Catch any person on the street,
beat him until he agrees that he's a thief.....
Abi no be so..... . . |
BOMADI — "I DECIDED to go to school at this
age because I perpetually feel the pain of
being an illiterate in this modern world where
everything has to do with English and
education. I also do not want a situation
whereby someone else would interprete or
write for me if eventually I am chosen to hold
an office in my community,” says 60 year old
Adalabu Seribor.
The JSS II student of Izon College, Bomadi-
Overside in Bomadi Local Government Area,
Delta State, who lost his mother at a tender
age said though he was privileged to attend
elementary school like some of his peers
when he was taken to Ekeremor community in
Bayelsa to stay with a relation, he however
dropped out when he chose to return back to
Bomadi due to the strict regime of his
benefactor, a magistrate.
This is a true life story of a man, who
believes that anything is possible with
determination. Adalabu Seribor, fondly called
Oyibo by his community folks told Niger Delta
Voice the reasons for his return to school at
old age, a decision that has kept many people
wondering what he wanted to achieve in
school at such age.
Why I returned to school
Narrating his life story, he said: “I am sixty
years now and the reason why I decided to go
to school at this age is because I perpetually
feel the pain of being an illiterate in this
modern world where everything has to do with
English and education. My mother died during
childbirth when I was a little boy, while my
father was a hunter. I was raised by a
grandmother after the death of my mother and
later taken to a step-mother when my father
remarried.
“I went through discomfort and hardship from
my tender age to adulthood. It would interest
you to know that I was so tender at the time
my mother died that I was crying for food
while she laid dead. I went through struggles
all through my life. I was opportune to go to
school at my young age, when a relative, who
was a magistrate at Ekeremor in Bayelsa
State, took me to his house, but because of
early morning beatings due to my failure to
greet him when rising from bed, I fled back to
my father. I had no opportunity to go to
school since then, and continued doing menial
jobs to survive, which I am still doing.”
On his decision to return to school at his old
age, he said “I realized that without education
one cannot do well in this present society. I
also do not want a situation whereby
someone else would interprete or write for me
if eventually I am chosen to hold an office in
my community."
Makes a living pushing wheelbarrow
Seribor, who also explained how he managed
to combine his studies and work, “I am a
truck-pusher. After school hours, I go back
home to look for work to do, which I have
been doing to earn a living. I pay my school
fees from there. I am determined to complete
my education because of the pains in my
heart. Have come to realise that one cannot
do well without education in this society. I do
all type of menial jobs for a living: I pack dirt
from gutters, I pack sand, clear grasses in
people’s compounds and pack soak away
faeces in the dead of the night. I am a JSS II
student and by the grace of God I will finish
from this school.”
When asked what he planned to do in future
after school, Seribor said: “When am through
with my education here, I will proceed to
Teacher Training College because I want to
become a teacher. I want to teach and I
advised young boys and girls wasting their
time and years roaming the streets to go to
school. If I can go to school at my age, then
why are young people wasting their time and
opportunity to acquire education?”
Exceptional courage
Mr. Christian Agu, a business mogul in the
cosmopolitan community, described Seribor’s
decision to acquire education at old age as
unprecedented and historic.
He said: “I never believed that somebody of
this age will ever dream of going to secondary
school, it is quite amazing. I know him and I
sometimes call him to work for me. But I
never knew he had this determination. I want
to counsel young people, who have the
opportunity to go to school to emulate him.”
Also, his class teacher, Mr. Edesemi Anesah,
said: “my encouragement to him is that he
should hold unto his determination. He is the
oldest student in the school and my advice to
young people out there is to emulate him.” |
ORGANISED Labour, yesterday threatened to
mobilise workers, students, civil society
groups, market women, among others, to shut
down Kaduna over alleged anti-workers
polices, among other alleged excesses of
Governor Nasir El-Rufai.
Speaking through Trade Union Congress of
Nigeria, TUC, labour said should Governor El-
Rufai continue his perceived unfair policies
against workers and other ordinary Nigerians
in the state, what labour did in Imo State in
February 2016, when Governor Rochas
Okorocha sacked 3,000 workers, would be a
child’s play to what would be done in
Kanduna State.
TUC, in a statement by its President, Bobboi
Bala Kaigama in Abuja , lamented that all
efforts by the TUC, the Nigeria Labour
Congress, NLC, and the Joint Council in
Kaduna State to prevail on Governor El-Rufai
to cease his alleged siege on workers and
trade unions in the state had been treated
with contempt.
According to the statement: “As we write, the
Kaduna State Governor is compelling workers
in the state against their will to choose
whether to belong to Trade Unions or opt out
of the Trade Union system completely. By his
bizarre actions, Governor El-Rufai may think
that he is destroying the trade unions in the
state but what he is actually displaying is his
lack of elementary knowledge of labour laws
in the country because even though the law
permits the worker to opt out of trade union,
it is not the responsibility of the Governor to
force him or her to do so.
''El-Rufai further exposed his ignorance when
he told a national newspaper recently that he
decided to destroy the union in Kaduna State
because N2,000 was deducted from a
worker’s salary as union dues and that when
he multiplied that amount with the number of
Kaduna State Government employees,
including the local government staff, he came
to the spurious conclusion that the union
collects N170 million as check-off dues. It is
really a pity that a governor of a state in
Nigeria does not know that union dues is not
a flat rate of N2,000 for every employee and
that there are about 15 unions in the public
service of a state that are entitled to union
dues based on a rate approved by the
Registrar of trade unions.
''El-Rufai even wants the workers to pay tax
on union dues deducted from their own
salary.”
The TUC contended that Labour Matters,
which included the trade unions were listed
under item 34 in the Second Schedule of the
Exclusive Legislative List in the 1999
Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
as amended and as such the Kaduna State
governor has no legal authority to write his
own labour laws.
"Besides, El-Rufai is neither the Federal
Ministry of Labour and Employment nor the
Registrar of Trade Unions and so should
desist forthwith from rewriting Nigerian Labour
Laws through the backdoors to massage his
bestial ego. Section 5(3) of the Labour Act
and Section 17 (a) and (b) of the Trade
Unions Act clearly provide that: “upon the
registration and recognition of any of the
trade unions specified in Part A of schedule 3
of the Trade Unions Act, the employer SHALL
make deduction from the wages of all
workers eligible to be members of the union
for the purpose of paying contributions to the
trade unions so recognized.”
“The law didn’t give El-Rufai or any other
person for that matter the latitude to start
asking workers to indicate whether they want
to join a union or not. Check off deduction by
law is automatic. By his action, El-Rufai now
sees himself as headmaster dictating to his
pupils on what to do and what not to do. He
has no such powers,” the Union reiterated |
BumBae:ma vex |
Have you heard about the annual penis
festival in Japan?
This year’s edition was celebrated yesterday
and it was all fun and excitement. The penis
festival is said to be one of the most
popular festivals in Japan, and it is to
celebrate the vital importance of penis in the
society.
The festival is said to be the time for
everyone to experience sex at least once in
a year, even for singles. Even prostitutes
provide free sex just to honour the ‘great
penis’.
Yesterday, April 3, hundreds of local were
out on the streets of Kawasaki in
Japan, with three giant phalluses, some as
big as a full-grown man, just to give kudos
to the ‘great penis’. Lol
The penis festival, also known as the
Festival of the Steel Phallus or ‘Willy
Festival, takes place every year and attracts
tens of thousands of people. Souvenirs from
the festival include key chains, trinkets,
pens, chocolates and even toy glasses with a
plastic penis nose.
More photos below:
Would you love to attend?
|
275 persons held hostage by the Boko
Haram terrorists were rescued
– 15 terrorists were also killed in the attack
as some weapons, vehicles and motorcycles
were captured
Rescued 275 persons held hostage by the
Boko Haram terrorists
Men of the Nigerian army have rescued 275
persons held hostage by the Boko Haram
terrorists Naij.com can report.
The rescue operation was carried out by
troops of 152 Task Force Battalion in
conjunction with troops of Sector 1 of
Multinational Joint Task Force
yesterday, Sunday 4th April.
The newspaper however cannot confirm if
any of the kidnapped Chibok school girls is
among the rescued hostages. One
interesting thing is that, one of the rescued
persons gave birth to baby boy shortly after
their liberation. Both mother and the child
are doing fine.
They also discovered and destroyed the
Boko Haram terrorists’ IED making factory
at Bula Umara and killed 15 terrorists in the
same area. The troops cleared terrorists
camp in Madawaya, Jere, Kardile, Koujili,
Ngenere and Maksamari, as well as Douse,
Bembem, Zombulum and Taraji villages.
In addition, the troops recovered an AK-47
rifle, 4 fully loaded magazines with 7.62mm
ammunitions, 2 power generating sets,
welding machines, assorted batteries and
solar panels.
15 terrorists were also killed in the attack as
some weapons, vehicles and motorcycles
were captured.
More of the rescued 275 persons held
hostage by the Boko Haram terrorists
In addition, the troops recovered an AK-47
rifle, 4 fully loaded magazines with 7.62mm
ammunitions, 2 power generating sets,
welding machines, assorted batteries and
solar panels.
Other items recovered include drums of
beans and other grains as well as Bandolier.
Nigerian army said the troops have
continued with their clearance operations to
other suspected hideouts of the Boko Haram
terrorists in their areas of operations.
Recovered explosive devices |
MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE BORING
When it comes to chatting Nigerian girls are the
most boring creatures on earth. I cant deal.
They chat with you like they are doing you a
favour.
You talk to them online and they chat like its 100
questions game quiz, they act like you should
just do all the chatting while they do the
replying. Funny thing is some of these girls may
even be crushing on you and wishing you were
their boyfriend yet they still kill the vibes while
chatting.
For example, I may be telling you in details how
my day went, I expect that you be like, oh are
you serious, oh my gosh, I believe you must have
been so tired after everything , so what really
caused the whole thing, or yoy could want to be
inquisitive on the details but on the other hand,
you just reply with words like ok, k, hmmmn.
If you meet a person online give them a benefit
of a doubt.
Later you guys would be complaining that
Nigerian guys are not romantic when you can't
keep a conversation going without being self
engulfed.
if I say hi......how are you, what stops.you from
saying 'fine and you' but no, 90% will just say
fine and expect you to keep the conversation
going.
For example:
Me: Hello, how are you doing?
Girl: Fine
Me: How is your day going ?
Girl: Fine
The worst part is when you are being k-ed
E:g:
Me: Hello
Girl: k |
if u will b giving 24 hours power supply were will u prefer ur work place or ur home?mine should 50 50 |
he jast cut of his dreadlocks
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ifenes:too much of movies id nt gud it cn affect ones brain |
sound crazy ryt yes now let me explain d word god big or small letter simply mean an object of worship good now Elohim existed before angels he created dem to b worshipping him day and nyt so it was after he created dem he became god den wo is he he is Elohim wic means self existing being born by nobody nobody knows were he came from created by none answerable to nobody hop d lecture is grt |
1.Should i kiss u
2.should i buy u a gift
3.ar u doing ur period
4.wat is d color of ur under wear
5.av u ever had sex
etc |
K9Uneet:i choose ur sister |
i believe dat val is nt abt d velocity of d gift u gave bt is abt d velocity of d memory u left in someone lyf let hear urs |
let me hear d guys
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wat wil b ur reactions
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