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Romance6 Benefits Of A Man Sucking A Woman Or Girl's Breast by kooletsa(op): 8:21pm On Apr 26, 2016
1. Putting Breast oft smoked, her womanhood
cardiovascular system balance can be
maintained. If a woman's breasts sucking men
for a long period, it is the beating heart of the
woman interchangeable increased to 110
beats / min. It may be a good exercise for heart
health.

2. Suction breasts can also make women more
stable weight, even reduced. This is due, that
sucked the breasts for 3 minutes retrievable fat
burning about 12 calories.

3. Want firmer face? Then do not are reluctant
to be often sucked her breasts. With smoked
breast, then more than 30 female facial muscles
move, so useful for improving blood flow in the
skin, and smooth the skin

4. During the suction Breast regarded as butch /
taboo. But in fact the suction breasts can make
a woman more youthful, this is a natural remedy
that stimulates the immune system, resulting in
the production of antibodies that can protect
against viruses. This process is called cross-
immunotherapy.

5. At the time of smoked breast, usually the
breath of a woman so much faster. The current
average suction breasts, women will breathe in
and breathe out 60 times in a minute. Whereas
in normal circumstances only 20 times per
minute. Inhaling and exhaling more often will
prevent a variety of diseases of the lungs.

6. Breast who smoked more than 5 minutes will
make a woman's body is more relaxed, can
produce a chemical chain that will destroy the
various causes of stress hormones.
Education20 Popular Slangs Used By Nigerian University Students by kooletsa(op): 7:38pm On Apr 20, 2016
1. Behind: A refined person 2. Dub: It means to cheat during exams by copying another person’s test answers word for word. 3. Chips: Small papers where as much as can be written to take into the exam halls to cheat. 4. Gist (sometimes misspelled as “jist”): In both formal and informal Nigerian English “gist” now means light informal conversation, especially about other people’s private business. 5. Cassava flakes: Garri 6. Form: To put on airs, that is, affect manners with intent to impress others 7. After one: A girl with one child prior to marriage 8. Popsy: An informal word for father. 9. Mumsy: This is the feminine version of “popsy,” which is an informal word for mother. 10. FFF: Friend for food 11. Swag: This is a pompous manner of walking intended to impress others. 12. Aristo: Married men that like young girls 13. Runs: It generally tends to be used to denote illegal or immoral activities. 14. Jambite: This refers to a first-year undergraduate. 15. Bakassi: A girls’s bum. 16. Fashi: Forget. 17. Number six: It means one’s brain. 18. Toast: To talk to a girl. 19. Bone face: To snub somebody. 20. FFO: For food only.
RomanceMy Dad Reported My Weac Exam Center Because They Helped Us by kooletsa(op): 5:54pm On Apr 19, 2016
my over heard me telling my elder sis about my physics exam that it was hectic but the teachers helped us with some expo. as i was converting with my sis he came in and said what then have they been teaching us and he is paying for so he said he will go to the weac branch here in kaduna what should i do?
Romance6 Things You Didn't Know About Dating Yoruba Boys by kooletsa(op): 7:36pm On Apr 15, 2016
By now I am sure you must have seen different posts and screenshots with Yoruba boys being labelled as demons that would jump into your life with their flowing ‘agbadas’. Oblivious to this, Yoruba boys are not as evil as most people have painted them to be. They are just good looking guys from a well cultured part of Nigeria. We understand you may have personal beef for them as they are most ladies’ favorites with their unending uniqueness and ‘swags’. But the populace as a whole does not give Yoruba boys much choice when it comes to their heart-breaking moves. Ladies seem to be all over them and do not give them the chance to miss other ladies who sashayed out of their lives. Lol, do not shoot me. That was on a lighter note. But as a matter of fact, these guys are irresistible. Ask any lady around you about her love history and there is bound to be some ‘Femi’, ‘Kunle’, or ‘Wale’ in her life. Let us move on from here and see the interesting part of dating Yoruba boys: 1. They could be loyal Now what makes Yoruba boys different from every other guy out there? Men cheat, lie and play girls. The fact that a cheating guy is from that tribe in Nigeria does not mean every other Yoruba boy would be just the same. Hausa boys also act smart on some unsuspecting Aisha and Halima. And an Igbo boy may be sleeping with Nnenna and Nkechi at the same time. Duhhhhhhh! 2. They are interesting Do you know the amount of fun you could have dating a Yoruba boy? Damn! Yoruba boys are so interesting they turn up at almost every event. Ever seen them showing up at an engagement ceremony? You would love to follow one home immediately. And when you finally have a son, you would love to dress him up the Yoruba way. 3. They are passionate Okay, I know many ladies hate Yoruba boys right now; however, have you thought of the reason why ladies want to kill themselves over them? They are passionate and they know how to do ‘IT’ well. Yes, I know you know what I am talking about. Even Yoruba men in their sixties no dey carry last. 4. They are everywhere Yoruba boys are well-informed; being on Twitter and other social platforms do not make them jobless. They are just guys that are ‘in town’. They know what is happening around them and love to stay informed. Dear Ladies, do not be angry when a Yoruba boy turns out to be the first person to retweet your post. They know you love attention and want to give it to you. Stop forming hard to please when you secretly enjoy it. Tongue out! 5. They appreciate good friendship So what is wrong in finding a group of Yoruba boys at a time? If farmers have association and hair dressers can do meetings from time to time, why can’t Yoruba boys hang out and have fun together? Go and sit down my friend. Find another reason to hate them. 6. They are ‘repping in-laws’ Your brother turns up in the city where you live and he is stuck staying at home watching football alone? This would NEVER happen when you are married to a Yoruba boy. You know how they say ‘Gbogbo aiye foreign’, they are going to give him a swell time you would be so proud of being married to them. If you behave well you are going to be a partaker of that fun. My sister, ‘make head stand still’ and enjoy being with a Yoruba boy. Winks.
RomanceHow To Disvirgin A Girl by kooletsa(op): 7:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
First I would discourage what you are doing, but I have to answer your question buddy. 1- make sure you are wearing protection. 2- lubricate her area 3- insert real slow, just a little at at time, allow her to set the pace. don't have to believe u have to insert 100% 1st time round but you would at a point need to give it a sudden 'push' but don't push it all in, it will hurt but it will allow you to puncture the hymen (this covers the entrance) is what hurts. Don't do it more than once at a time. Give her an aspirin. 4- eventually after a few tries it will get looser and then sex will start getting comfortable.
RomanceMy Sex Experience At 12 by kooletsa(op): 7:04pm On Apr 13, 2016
When i was a KID�������� PUSSY Meant a CAT��, SEX Meant GENDER�� BITCH Was a FEMALE DOG�� DICK Was a NAME of a cartoon film��, BANG Was a SOUND�� NUTS were fruits���� RUBBER Was Nothing But an ERASER���� ASS Was An ANIMAL���� COCK was a male bird�� SCREW�� was Just a Fixing TOOL�� HEAD�� Meant a Part of BODY�� BALLS meant a Round TOY⛹�� LUBRICANT was oil⚱ ORAL��meant poetry recitation�� until i met you all, my friends,�� And my education������ got messed up����������..!!!
RomanceAdvantages Of Fuel Scarcity by kooletsa(op): 6:38pm On Apr 11, 2016
ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA 1. Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. 2. Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. 3. All the house wives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs. 4. Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel. 5. No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off due to low ba3. 6. Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online. 7. Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa.. 8. There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions. 9. Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrate on their studies. 10. Even Imams are very happy when they saw people who haven't gone to masjid for months and years going to masjid and staying from magrib to Isha just to charge their phones. My Opinion! Make the most of every situation.
RomanceMy Gf Doesn't Keep SMS On Her Phone by kooletsa(op): 11:32am On Apr 11, 2016
everyday i sms i mean like morning and night bt wat shocked me was yesterday i was going through her phone only fo me to find out that none of all the Sms i sent to her was on her phone infact no any sms on her phone pls is she cheating because she is giving me a reason to think she is cheating. share ur advice, suggestions, experience, others specify
RomanceWhy Men Want Sex In The Morning by kooletsa(op): 8:03pm On Apr 10, 2016
There’s never a bad time to have sex, but science says it’s especially fun to mess around in the morning. Morning sex is like eating chocolate cake for breakfast — it’s decadent, indulgent and comforting. Plus, who doesn’t want to linger in bed just a little longer? It all comes down to hormones. Here’s why our sex clocks don’t always tick in time. 5am Even before a man has opened his eyes in the morning, his level of testosterone is at its peak – between 25% to 50% more than at any other time of the day. That’s because the pituitary gland in his brain – which governs the production of the male sex hormone – has been switched on in the night and levels have been steadily rising until dawn. Women also make testosterone – the main sex drive hormone – but produce a fraction of the amount and it rises by only a tiny bit overnight. It is also kept in balance by oestrogen and progesterone. 6am Slept well? A good kip is another reason a man may feel even more amorous in the morning. Studies found the longer and deeper a man has slept, the higher his testosterone levels. Research in the Journal of the American Medical Association shows getting more than five hours’ sleep can raise male levels by an extra 15%. 7am While a man’s levels of sex hormones are at their highest when he wakes up, a woman’s are at their lowest. “Male and female testosterone levels are at their highest at opposite ends of the day, so they are out of synch,” says consultant gynaecologist Gabrielle Downey, of the Sandwell and West Birmingham Hospitals NHS Trust.
FashionOMG!!! Leaked Instagram Photos Of Funke Akindele Pics In Her Bathroom by kooletsa(op): 7:24pm On Apr 10, 2016
lols all i nid is 5000 views and jast two or three post likely abusive ones dnt forget u ar nt in a nude forum it jokes forum
RomanceRe: How Girls Feel When You Touch There Breast by kooletsa(op): 7:27am On Apr 09, 2016
kooletsa:
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I wanna use it to draw your anttention.do you
know that jesus died for you?he is the one that
keep you and your family alive.but u don't have
time for him.when you see post about jesus on
Facebook you ignore but when you see rubbish
post you"ll be busy commenting. Just use your
5seconds of your time and type thank you
Jesus!!!!!
am loving dis
RomanceHow Girls Feel When You Touch There Breast by kooletsa(op): 6:57am On Apr 09, 2016
Any time you touch woman in her#breast first thing she will do is..........,................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...........,................................,............... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................................................... She will.................................................say.... .............................. .............................. ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................................. I wanna use it to draw your anttention.do you know that jesus died for you?he is the one that keep you and your family alive.but u don't have time for him.when you see post about jesus on Facebook you ignore but when you see rubbish post you"ll be busy commenting. Just use your 5seconds of your time and type thank you Jesus!!!!!
Romance15 Signs You Grew Up In A Nigerian Home by kooletsa(op): 7:37pm On Apr 08, 2016
The 15 signs you grew up in Nigeria
There are certain culture and habits that are exclusive to Nigerians. These things could only be experienced while growing up in a Nigerian setting. They are signs that show you have lived in a Nigerian home and have shared part of the culture and habits of this beautiful country. Find some of these signs of living in a Nigerian home below: 1. Breakfast is basically ‘Ogi’ and ‘Akara’ A typical Nigerian breakfast of Ogi and Akara A typical Nigerian breakfast is pap and bean cake. 2. For some it is ‘Amala’ and ‘Ewedu’ Amala and Ewedu with Gbegiri soup A delicacy made from yam flour is widely eaten in the most parts of Nigeria. This meal could be eaten at any other time of the day and still be enjoyed. This meal is prepared in most Nigerian homes and is being eaten virtually everyday. Bean soup could be added to the Ewedu at times. 3. ‘Suwe’ or ‘Tente’ is the predominant game for girls A lady playing the game Suwe Growing up in a Nigerian home or environment is sure interesting; games like these are enjoyed all over Nigeria. Girls draw lines with boxes on the ground and hop on the drawn boxes while jumping one in every round. 4. You can only go out after chores A child working in the farm In Nigerian homes, parents are allowed to keep their wards in the house till they are done with their chores. It is only after then they are free to go play with their friends in the next ‘compound’. The no work no play applies here. 5. Christmas is synonymous to eating rice Jollof rice The staple food for Christmas in Nigeria is basically rice. This is the time most families get creative with the preparation of this dish. 6. You get new clothes on special occasion Mothers shopping for their wards Except you are a grown up and have a stable source of income, your parents only get to buy you clothes on special occasion. 7. Your daily pocket money is spent on ‘sweet’ and popcorn Baba dudu sweet There are many varieties of ‘sweet’ in Nigeria. Some of them are ‘Baba dudu’, ‘Balewa’, ‘Ekana baba sala’ and many others. 8. Soups taste differently when there is no ‘Ajinomoto’ or ‘Royco’ A pack of Royco cubes These spices rocked Nigeria at some point, mothers delighted in cooking meals by adding them. Although there are varieties of spices now, these ones could still be found. 9. There are songs to know who farted in a group A group of children playing Some songs could be sung to know who farted in a gathering. The song is chorused while pointing at the suspected persons. Whoever got pointed at when the song ends is the perpetrator. Lol. 10. You stop being brilliant if you drink coconut water Coconut water This and many other myths are widespread in Nigeria. The water from coconut is presumed to make children become dullards. 11. You visit other people in their homes and ask for the ‘potty’ A child sitting on a potty You are trained to use the ‘potty’ early in the morning in order to clear your system. 12. You break a chinaware and start to cry before your mother returns A crying girl The chinaware is basically used to serve food on special occasions. Parents in Nigeria often threaten to mark the face of whoever breaks the chinaware with the broken pieces. 13. ‘Readymades’ are worn to church A ready-made dress These are special clothes Nigerians have nicknamed ‘Mama-tie-me’. They are either worn to church or for birthdays. 14. You go climbing trees to pluck fruits A boy climbing a tree Boys delight in climbing trees in other people’s compounds. Cashew, mango and guava are always plucked at boys’ leisure time. 15. You get whipped with ‘koboko’ for failing in school A ‘koboko’ It is a terrible offence to bring home bad report sheets from school. Parents keep whips of different types in the house to reprimand their wards.
RomanceWhy Many Nigerians Die Early by kooletsa(op): 7:27pm On Apr 08, 2016
The life expectancy of Nigerians is said to be below 50 years – Countries like Japan, Britain, China, have life expectancy of over 70 years – The factors responsible for sending many Nigerians to early grave are mostly anthropogenic in nature When an typical Nigerian is told the age at which an average Nigeria may die is one or two years less than 50 years, he may look at the person who make such a statement with so much disdain. He believes such a talk is not meant for him. However, the real truth is that some Nigerians sometime go beyond their limit in their day-to-day activities. Many Nigerians over use their body, and place unnecessary burden over their head in order to survive the Nigerian daily rat race. The heavy traffic on Nigerian roads is a major daily stress encountered by many Nigerians Some of the briefly stated reasons below are responsible for cutting short the life of many Nigerians. 1. Pollution Everywhere is polluted in Nigeria, especially fumes coming from generators in the neighbourhoods which has carbon monoxide (CO). The noise, air, water are other forms of pollution. 2. Poor nutrition Poor feeding due to excuse of trying to save money for the rainy days. The economic situation of the country is telling on many people also. 3. Self- medication There is a wrong notion that the doctor is not needed. Or sometimes, prayers taking over the functions of drugs due to extremism in faith 4. Stress Society-created stress or self-created stress. No time for vacation. No time to relax with family or friends or to socialise. The hustling and bustling in a state like Lagos, is sometimes abnormal. People leave for work very early and close very late. 5. Little of rest, sleep, exercise and medical checkup A person that works late into the night and sleep less than four hours everyday should know he is joking with his health and his life. Medically speaking, the average hour a person should sleep in a day is a minimum of six hours. How many Nigerians observe this, not to talk of going for at least an annual medical checkup.
Christianity EtcIf Buhari Tries To Islamize Nigeria This Is What Will Happen by kooletsa(op): 10:59am On Apr 07, 2016
if buhari hav a plan of islamizing Nigeria den is high tym we mak him understand dat greater is he dat lives in us dan he dat lives in aso rock. it means xtain will show him d stuff we are made off if he doubt our God he should go and ask pheroh d king of Egypt still observing # TeamWeAreOne
RomanceObasanjo Spotted With Patience Jonathan Dancing (photos) by kooletsa(op): 10:07am On Apr 06, 2016
When we say there are no permanent enemies in Nigerian politics, this is a pointer! Last weekend, former Nigerian president, Olusegun Obasanjo was spotted at an event in Ebonyi state with the wife of former president Jonathan, Patience. According to the photos posted on Facebook by IfeanyiCy Njoku, the duo were seen dancing together closely, hugging and exchanging pleasantries, an act which any Nigerian would have argued about, after all the brouhaha between them during the 2015 presidential election. See photos below: Don’t kill yourself for these politicians! They look good together though..Lol

Jokes EtcTypes Of Police See Naija by kooletsa(op): 9:51am On Apr 06, 2016
Please don't LAUGH..... Am serious 1. AMERICAN POLICE STYLE : Allow the thief to finish stealing,, then they use sophisticated gadgets to catch the thief. 2. CHINA POLICE STYLE : Chase the thief until he becomes tired then they catch him... 3. ARAB POLICE STYLE : Kidnap the thief's wife and then threaten the thief to surrender... 4. INDIAN POLICE STYLE : Sing for the thief until he comes close to the trap, then catch him 5. NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE : Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees that he's a thief..... Abi no be so..... . .
LiteratureAMAZING: 60-year Old Man Attends Secondary School In Bomadi by kooletsa(op): 7:28am On Apr 05, 2016
BOMADI — "I DECIDED to go to school at this age because I perpetually feel the pain of being an illiterate in this modern world where everything has to do with English and education. I also do not want a situation whereby someone else would interprete or write for me if eventually I am chosen to hold an office in my community,” says 60 year old Adalabu Seribor. The JSS II student of Izon College, Bomadi- Overside in Bomadi Local Government Area, Delta State, who lost his mother at a tender age said though he was privileged to attend elementary school like some of his peers when he was taken to Ekeremor community in Bayelsa to stay with a relation, he however dropped out when he chose to return back to Bomadi due to the strict regime of his benefactor, a magistrate. This is a true life story of a man, who believes that anything is possible with determination. Adalabu Seribor, fondly called Oyibo by his community folks told Niger Delta Voice the reasons for his return to school at old age, a decision that has kept many people wondering what he wanted to achieve in school at such age. Why I returned to school Narrating his life story, he said: “I am sixty years now and the reason why I decided to go to school at this age is because I perpetually feel the pain of being an illiterate in this modern world where everything has to do with English and education. My mother died during childbirth when I was a little boy, while my father was a hunter. I was raised by a grandmother after the death of my mother and later taken to a step-mother when my father remarried. “I went through discomfort and hardship from my tender age to adulthood. It would interest you to know that I was so tender at the time my mother died that I was crying for food while she laid dead. I went through struggles all through my life. I was opportune to go to school at my young age, when a relative, who was a magistrate at Ekeremor in Bayelsa State, took me to his house, but because of early morning beatings due to my failure to greet him when rising from bed, I fled back to my father. I had no opportunity to go to school since then, and continued doing menial jobs to survive, which I am still doing.” On his decision to return to school at his old age, he said “I realized that without education one cannot do well in this present society. I also do not want a situation whereby someone else would interprete or write for me if eventually I am chosen to hold an office in my community." Makes a living pushing wheelbarrow Seribor, who also explained how he managed to combine his studies and work, “I am a truck-pusher. After school hours, I go back home to look for work to do, which I have been doing to earn a living. I pay my school fees from there. I am determined to complete my education because of the pains in my heart. Have come to realise that one cannot do well without education in this society. I do all type of menial jobs for a living: I pack dirt from gutters, I pack sand, clear grasses in people’s compounds and pack soak away faeces in the dead of the night. I am a JSS II student and by the grace of God I will finish from this school.” When asked what he planned to do in future after school, Seribor said: “When am through with my education here, I will proceed to Teacher Training College because I want to become a teacher. I want to teach and I advised young boys and girls wasting their time and years roaming the streets to go to school. If I can go to school at my age, then why are young people wasting their time and opportunity to acquire education?” Exceptional courage Mr. Christian Agu, a business mogul in the cosmopolitan community, described Seribor’s decision to acquire education at old age as unprecedented and historic. He said: “I never believed that somebody of this age will ever dream of going to secondary school, it is quite amazing. I know him and I sometimes call him to work for me. But I never knew he had this determination. I want to counsel young people, who have the opportunity to go to school to emulate him.” Also, his class teacher, Mr. Edesemi Anesah, said: “my encouragement to him is that he should hold unto his determination. He is the oldest student in the school and my advice to young people out there is to emulate him.”
PoliticsLabour Threatens To Shut Down Kaduna Over Unfair Policies by kooletsa(op): 7:16am On Apr 05, 2016
ORGANISED Labour, yesterday threatened to mobilise workers, students, civil society groups, market women, among others, to shut down Kaduna over alleged anti-workers polices, among other alleged excesses of Governor Nasir El-Rufai. Speaking through Trade Union Congress of Nigeria, TUC, labour said should Governor El- Rufai continue his perceived unfair policies against workers and other ordinary Nigerians in the state, what labour did in Imo State in February 2016, when Governor Rochas Okorocha sacked 3,000 workers, would be a child’s play to what would be done in Kanduna State. TUC, in a statement by its President, Bobboi Bala Kaigama in Abuja , lamented that all efforts by the TUC, the Nigeria Labour Congress, NLC, and the Joint Council in Kaduna State to prevail on Governor El-Rufai to cease his alleged siege on workers and trade unions in the state had been treated with contempt. According to the statement: “As we write, the Kaduna State Governor is compelling workers in the state against their will to choose whether to belong to Trade Unions or opt out of the Trade Union system completely. By his bizarre actions, Governor El-Rufai may think that he is destroying the trade unions in the state but what he is actually displaying is his lack of elementary knowledge of labour laws in the country because even though the law permits the worker to opt out of trade union, it is not the responsibility of the Governor to force him or her to do so. ''El-Rufai further exposed his ignorance when he told a national newspaper recently that he decided to destroy the union in Kaduna State because N2,000 was deducted from a worker’s salary as union dues and that when he multiplied that amount with the number of Kaduna State Government employees, including the local government staff, he came to the spurious conclusion that the union collects N170 million as check-off dues. It is really a pity that a governor of a state in Nigeria does not know that union dues is not a flat rate of N2,000 for every employee and that there are about 15 unions in the public service of a state that are entitled to union dues based on a rate approved by the Registrar of trade unions. ''El-Rufai even wants the workers to pay tax on union dues deducted from their own salary.” The TUC contended that Labour Matters, which included the trade unions were listed under item 34 in the Second Schedule of the Exclusive Legislative List in the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended and as such the Kaduna State governor has no legal authority to write his own labour laws. "Besides, El-Rufai is neither the Federal Ministry of Labour and Employment nor the Registrar of Trade Unions and so should desist forthwith from rewriting Nigerian Labour Laws through the backdoors to massage his bestial ego. Section 5(3) of the Labour Act and Section 17 (a) and (b) of the Trade Unions Act clearly provide that: “upon the registration and recognition of any of the trade unions specified in Part A of schedule 3 of the Trade Unions Act, the employer SHALL make deduction from the wages of all workers eligible to be members of the union for the purpose of paying contributions to the trade unions so recognized.” “The law didn’t give El-Rufai or any other person for that matter the latitude to start asking workers to indicate whether they want to join a union or not. Check off deduction by law is automatic. By his action, El-Rufai now sees himself as headmaster dictating to his pupils on what to do and what not to do. He has no such powers,” the Union reiterated
RomanceRe: 90 Percent Of Nigerian Girls Are Boring During Chat On Social Network by kooletsa(op): 8:33pm On Apr 04, 2016
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RomancePhotos From Japan's Annual Penis Festival by kooletsa(op): 8:01pm On Apr 04, 2016
Have you heard about the annual penis festival in Japan? This year’s edition was celebrated yesterday and it was all fun and excitement. The penis festival is said to be one of the most popular festivals in Japan, and it is to celebrate the vital importance of penis in the society. The festival is said to be the time for everyone to experience sex at least once in a year, even for singles. Even prostitutes provide free sex just to honour the ‘great penis’. Yesterday, April 3, hundreds of local were out on the streets of Kawasaki in Japan, with three giant phalluses, some as big as a full-grown man, just to give kudos to the ‘great penis’. Lol The penis festival, also known as the Festival of the Steel Phallus or ‘Willy Festival, takes place every year and attracts tens of thousands of people. Souvenirs from the festival include key chains, trinkets, pens, chocolates and even toy glasses with a plastic penis nose. More photos below: Would you love to attend?

Nairaland GeneralArmy Rescues 275 Persons From Boko Haram Camp by kooletsa(op): 7:50pm On Apr 04, 2016
275 persons held hostage by the Boko Haram terrorists were rescued – 15 terrorists were also killed in the attack as some weapons, vehicles and motorcycles were captured Rescued 275 persons held hostage by the Boko Haram terrorists Men of the Nigerian army have rescued 275 persons held hostage by the Boko Haram terrorists Naij.com can report. The rescue operation was carried out by troops of 152 Task Force Battalion in conjunction with troops of Sector 1 of Multinational Joint Task Force yesterday, Sunday 4th April. The newspaper however cannot confirm if any of the kidnapped Chibok school girls is among the rescued hostages. One interesting thing is that, one of the rescued persons gave birth to baby boy shortly after their liberation. Both mother and the child are doing fine. They also discovered and destroyed the Boko Haram terrorists’ IED making factory at Bula Umara and killed 15 terrorists in the same area. The troops cleared terrorists camp in Madawaya, Jere, Kardile, Koujili, Ngenere and Maksamari, as well as Douse, Bembem, Zombulum and Taraji villages. In addition, the troops recovered an AK-47 rifle, 4 fully loaded magazines with 7.62mm ammunitions, 2 power generating sets, welding machines, assorted batteries and solar panels. 15 terrorists were also killed in the attack as some weapons, vehicles and motorcycles were captured. More of the rescued 275 persons held hostage by the Boko Haram terrorists In addition, the troops recovered an AK-47 rifle, 4 fully loaded magazines with 7.62mm ammunitions, 2 power generating sets, welding machines, assorted batteries and solar panels. Other items recovered include drums of beans and other grains as well as Bandolier. Nigerian army said the troops have continued with their clearance operations to other suspected hideouts of the Boko Haram terrorists in their areas of operations. Recovered explosive devices
Romance90 Percent Of Nigerian Girls Are Boring During Chat On Social Network by kooletsa(op): 7:03pm On Apr 04, 2016
MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE BORING When it comes to chatting Nigerian girls are the most boring creatures on earth. I cant deal. They chat with you like they are doing you a favour. You talk to them online and they chat like its 100 questions game quiz, they act like you should just do all the chatting while they do the replying. Funny thing is some of these girls may even be crushing on you and wishing you were their boyfriend yet they still kill the vibes while chatting. For example, I may be telling you in details how my day went, I expect that you be like, oh are you serious, oh my gosh, I believe you must have been so tired after everything , so what really caused the whole thing, or yoy could want to be inquisitive on the details but on the other hand, you just reply with words like ok, k, hmmmn. If you meet a person online give them a benefit of a doubt. Later you guys would be complaining that Nigerian guys are not romantic when you can't keep a conversation going without being self engulfed. if I say hi......how are you, what stops.you from saying 'fine and you' but no, 90% will just say fine and expect you to keep the conversation going. For example: Me: Hello, how are you doing? Girl: Fine Me: How is your day going ? Girl: Fine The worst part is when you are being k-ed E:g: Me: Hello Girl: k
RomanceWhich Will You Prefer by kooletsa(op): 8:18am On Apr 01, 2016
if u will b giving 24 hours power supply were will u prefer ur work place or ur home?mine should 50 50
CelebritiesWow! Which One Did He Rock It Better by kooletsa(op): 10:36pm On Mar 22, 2016
he jast cut of his dreadlocks

Christianity EtcRe: God Was Not God Before by kooletsa(op): 9:32am On Mar 03, 2016
ifenes:
Elohim is a race of giants that ones visited planet Earth on their spaceship.
too much of movies id nt gud it cn affect ones brain
Christianity EtcGod Was Not God Before by kooletsa(op): 10:25pm On Mar 02, 2016
sound crazy ryt yes now let me explain
d word god big or small letter simply mean an object of worship good now Elohim existed before angels he created dem to b worshipping him day and nyt so it was after he created dem he became god den wo is he he is Elohim wic means self existing being born by nobody nobody knows were he came from created by none answerable to nobody hop d lecture is grt
RomanceQuestions Girls Hate by kooletsa(op): 10:03pm On Feb 25, 2016
1.Should i kiss u 2.should i buy u a gift 3.ar u doing ur period 4.wat is d color of ur under wear 5.av u ever had sex etc
RomanceRe: What Is Val About Please Is It Sex Or Romance by kooletsa(op): 8:00am On Feb 12, 2016
K9Uneet:
Its about either of 2 things. . . Romantic sex or sexy romance. Choose one.
i choose ur sister
RomanceWhat Is Val About Please Is It Sex Or Romance by kooletsa(op): 7:05am On Feb 12, 2016
i believe dat val is nt abt d velocity of d gift u gave bt is abt d velocity of d memory u left in someone lyf let hear urs
Nairaland GeneralIf She Tells You This A Day Before Val What Will You Do? by kooletsa(op): 11:15am On Feb 09, 2016
let me hear d guys

Jokes EtcWat Wil U Do If Were U by kooletsa(op): 11:07am On Feb 09, 2016
wat wil b ur reactions

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