₦airaland Forum

Choiii!! D yorubaness in u is so bad it not only affects ur speech but ur writing as well. Anyway let me "Had" mine.
1. Connection (Man know man)
2. Runs girl
3. Runs boy etc

But on a serious note, I think u copied dat from somewhere. If u are truly in naija den u'ld know ur list is very flawed. Anyways automatic employment in Nigeria goes only to medical doctors. But for others within the medical field and those with degrees in Computer related courses and information technology, jobs are in guaranteed supply. Same goes for marketing, Engineering and mayb some others exclusive to the oil and gas industry

Though I doubt d authenticity of the report, it is morally wrong for the United Nations to want to stabilise the naira in exchange for Nigeria to do something in return. If Nigeria should legalise abortion dey will with no conditions attached. Some of us here though are jus plain hypocrites. Is there any pill or concoction out there dat u don't know?? U can lie to urself all u want dat it's illegal but virtually every pharmacy and chemist sells pills over the counter for abortion. We seem quite comfortable with somethings being illegal but so long as it is readily available to serve our needs when we need dem, we go on pretending like we are saints.

U guys are really starting to piss people off with all these silly and really annoying hype?? How exactly is a bench warrant to appear before a panel a "logical conclusion" to the case abi becos u heard "arrest" and u misunderstood??

Even him sef suppose know say paper no dey because printers dey display empty paper try na abi? Well it's just one of those bad days at work sha. Pele to him.

What's ur location?

weyreypey:
Lie Windows phone is it

Windows ko, roof ni....

yanabasee:
Sango by Timaya or?

No Yoruba Amadioha

I think the Japanese are still embarrassed and haunted by the aftermath of the 2nd world war. But dis change is much needed by the Japanese because atleast d military will get much more funding and with the threat from China over those islands growing by the day and d instability surrounding North and South Korea.

U do realise some gals make d grade too ryt? He must have got d impression u were going home with him one way or the other. It costs some gals less or even nothing to go home with some guys so what does dat make those gals?

Choii... Pesin suppose dey wear helmet enta nairaland dis days.

I don't get how dis picture is melting hearts all over the world or even touching at dat. Dat's a dad kipping his kid dry and not some stranger giving shelter to a homeless kid.

OP define look alike..

The time some of u fanboys spend creating a mirage here and there really baffles me.

Europe will soon fully understand what hit them... ISIS has successfully infiltrated them under the guise of a refugee crisis... At least refugees suppose run enta their neighbouring countries or even country's allies but na different European countries dem dey forcefully dey enter... And why aren't dey going to Russia yet considering Putin has been supplying the govt arms

dptrix:
The ambassador should keep shut, even the movie was put on hold before Hollywood finally release it and North Korea and USA dig am (Sony was hacked)

So any nation that allowed the film to be aired in their cinemas commits no offence.
The ambassador should go and talk to other countries and leave us alone

Him jus dey talk am so dat dem no go say him no talk. He clearly knows d censor's board or even the ncc has no control over what movies Nigerians download/stream online. How many of their ambassadors don complain to other govts. Nigeria isn't even one of their allies sef.

It's now very obvious most nairalanders don't understand and have no idea what dey comment on. Like some posters above have rightly pointed out, d man dey complain to the board for allowing the movie's distribution in the country. Make una no blame d ambassador, na him work him dey do before him evil oga summon am back. Trust me the fear of Kim Jun Un is the beginning of wisdom for North Koreans.

No b her fault. We now live in an era especially in Nigeria here where sex appeal sells a lot more than brains and raw talents. Most kids these days adore and know all about the Kardasians and the Amber Roses, but don't know who a Chimamanda Adichie is... Our music industry is a perfect example where ur sex appeal as a female artiste makes u an overnight celebrity.

Home advantage is key... On a serious note though, the probability of giving in to sex to a guy who knows where and how to turn u on wen u both are alone and comfortable is pretty much high, it's not rocket science.

It is clearly either the govt is confused or the media is giving out wrong information... I clearly remember it was just last month the FG ordered Nerc to slash tariff being charged consumers so what exactly is going on here?? D govt jus kips contradicting itself time and time again.

OP going by ur grammar and ur story, it seems to me u lyk to show off especially with ur dressing. Is it safe to assume there's no dress code in ur office and by dressing in corporate makes every other pesin look non-corporate?? What exactly do u want nairalanders to tell u dat u haven't already heard from ur boss??

....And there goes the nairaland career and wateva esteem d OP didn't have... Choi nairalanders fit make pesin begin doubt him very existence... But OP it's kinda obvious some people have been lying to u all ur life, including ur fone, pics and any mirror u stood in front of.

kilokeys:
1st pic... Normal hungry dude
2nd pic... Hungry abnormal dude
3rd pic #tongues out? abnormally hungry imbecilic dude

Epic!!!

Well it was obviously light showers considering the French delegation and even journalists didn't seem to care about it. And @OP U forgot to mention he lives in the luxurious comfort of the nation's presidential villa, he flew there in d nation's luxurious presidential carrier and is going to be treated to a luxurious presidential welcome/treatment. I guess he also enjoys those in other to give Nigerians a better life or it's simply part of the job description.

omicron:
Ok.

Unfortunately, I cannot help you here for personal reasons, and abortion is still illegal in Nigeria too.

All the best.

Thanks all the same. U've been quite helpful

[quote author=omicron post=37950482][/quote]She said she went to see a doctor dis morning and after her complaints she did a test which confirms she's pregnant. Though a scan was also recommended for her. How can she get rid of it. I've asked him to kip it but he says it's not an option ryt now. I asked a pharmacist friend who suggested 2 pills of cytotec tablets
NB: She also said she noticed some blood dis morning wen she woke up.

sanandreas:
We don't have light. BEDC license should be revoked. They only bring light when it is time for you to pay light bill. After u pay and they have disconnect customers. That is the end till the next month. We re been scammed here in delta.

I feel ur pain. Those so called distribution companies are really just interested in milking electricity consumers and I really do hope d govt improves things wen dey finally get up and running and beams their searchlight on them. I was listening to one of their representatives d other day talking about tariffs being slashed but consumers having to pay more. Dis is coming after the govt asked dem to slash tariff.

hmmmm... But I thought d govt was still busy with corruption cases and trying to find people to form d govt. So how and where did dey improve the power supply I'm not a pro or anti govt campaigner, just a keen observer.

EmagNig:
Nigerians love cheats, no wonder the government is cheating us

U do realise dis package was rolled out by the network providers demselves for subscribers. .

All na wash.... I kip saying it dat d National Assembly is the headquarters of Nigeria's problem. There's no corrupt practice dat goes on anywhere in any sector of the economy/govt without them having looked d other because their "share" has been given dem considering that there is a Senate/House committee dat oversees every ministry/dept/Agencies. Which corruption/bribery/forgery case in the National Assembly has ever been tried or seen the light of day?