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Romance / Re: Help! My Boyfriend Drank My Postinor Thinking It Was Panadol. by kozaic(f): 6:19pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
Lol...take him 2 see a doc ASAP 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Types Of Men Women HATE. by kozaic(f): 1:16pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
yuncka:No work? |
Romance / Re: Types Of Men Women HATE. by kozaic(f): 10:13am On Oct 13, 2014 |
yuncka: U must be real stingy |
Romance / Re: Types Of Men Women HATE. by kozaic(f): 9:40am On Oct 13, 2014 |
[quote author=missberrypop5 post=27100008]I like it when my man is being over Jealous and over protective. Makes me feel special. I also love it when he cooks well, if possible more than i can. Imagine both of you in the kitchen, wow, so so sweeeeeeeeet. The rest is so not allowed.[/quo Wow... U are one in a kind... There's a thin line btw insecurity and protectiveness 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Types Of Men Women HATE. by kozaic(f): 7:39am On Oct 13, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Where's the ring and the car? |
Romance / Re: Types Of Men Women HATE. by kozaic(f): 7:28am On Oct 13, 2014 |
godofwar666:On your own o |
Romance / Re: Types Of Men Women HATE. by kozaic(f): 7:28am On Oct 13, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Me |
Romance / Types Of Men Women HATE. by kozaic(f): 6:05am On Oct 13, 2014 |
STINGY MEN. Men who finds it difficult to give women money... SEXHAHOLICS Men who are never tired of having coitus.. CHEATERS Men who taste and sample other women. OVER JEALOUS AND PROTECTIVE MEN Its good to be protective but not to the extent of asking for my social network paSsword. ABUSERS. Men who abuse women physically and emotionally, I detest such men personally.. GOOD COOKS. So you wanna compete with ur g.f? Huh? Men don't like good chefs...I dnt either. IDLE MEN. Yea.. Women dislike idle men. |
Romance / Re: Facebook: Why Don't The Females Comment On Male Pictures Like The Guys Do by kozaic(f): 1:13pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Stop beefing us na! |
Romance / Re: Can Anyone Answer These Question Properly by kozaic(f): 11:05am On Oct 12, 2014 |
Nothing! Guess it was to avoid distraction |
Romance / Re: How Do You Share Your Bed With Your Partner? (sample pic) by kozaic(f): 10:18am On Oct 12, 2014 |
C |
Romance / Re: Rape Zone by kozaic(f): 10:00am On Oct 12, 2014 |
Are u a therapist or a counselor? |
Family / Re: But I Should Have A Gf Now!! by kozaic(f): 9:21am On Oct 12, 2014 |
Don't go after a girl because u are lonely, do dat because u genuinely love her. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: WAEC Seized My English Results Three Times" - Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Reveals by kozaic(f): 8:35am On Oct 12, 2014 |
I had a good laugh...hahahahah. |
Romance / Re: Plz, What Are The Signs To See In A Good Wife Material? by kozaic(f): 7:06am On Oct 12, 2014 |
How many yards does he want? |
Romance / Re: I Have A Crush On Beer My Fiance Nightmare by kozaic(f): 3:41pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
How do we help u now? |
Romance / Re: My Experience With Jehovah Witness Girl Today, See Dressing (picture) by kozaic(f): 2:05pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Sorry kwo! Just change 2 a witness! Sorry kwo! Just change 2 a witness! |
Romance / Re: Why Are Guyz So Scared Of Being Friendzoned? by kozaic(f): 1:20pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
toecyne:Bros this ur mentality no make sense o! |
Romance / Re: Why Are Guyz So Scared Of Being Friendzoned? by kozaic(f): 12:53pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
What I don't really like abt guyz attitude...if they ask u out u bone dem......u are viewed as being arrogant! If u accept.....u are seen as cheap. If u agree to date dem along with ur BF....omo dey call u bitch! If u tell dem you want dem as just friends...they say u wanna friendzoned dem$$ Boyz abeg una to get issues! |
Romance / Why Are Guyz So Scared Of Being Friendzoned? by kozaic(f): 12:24pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Its very funny,when u meet a guy he makes the first move, calls you, ask about ur welfare and so on...he cut across as a perfect gentle man. . . . ..... He disturbs you for a date, nd u agree. The next thing he does is tell u he has feelings for you. Oh! Really!!! You apologize, nd tell him you have a boyfriend... The next thing that happens is he avoids you....una don turn enemies be that o!!! Guyz!!! Can't you be just friend with the female folk? What d big deal in being friendzoned |
Literature / Re: Diary Of Typical Naija Chick! by kozaic(f): 3:37pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Literature / Re: Diary Of Typical Naija Chick! by kozaic(f): 3:15pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
When I noticed bro Timothy was going to take a while I decided to keep myself busy.... The sane part of me was trying to tell me I have spent over 45mins in bro timonthy house but I banished its from my head... The movie playing was a chinese movie that wasn't subtitled.... Na which kain boring movie be dis I asked myself! Him no get better Nigerian movie! This guy sef! Wey him go? That amebo gun soon wake up begin fine me! If she mistakely know say I dey here my own don kpeme I thought! I decided to take a quick view of his house one thing I observed was that he was very neat... I gently opened his kitchen to see how it was! Omo!!! This guy dey enjoy o I murmured!!! See wetin full him kitchen...see egg,see yam,see milo and peak milk, see spagghetti..no wonder girls dey come here I thought.. Never underestimate the power of the devil....I swear devil na bad person.. As I was about leaving the kitchen, I decided to open his pot that was on the stove! Didn't knw why I did that...na devil sha! Omo!!! The sight that greeted me was palatable..the egusi soup was looking sumptious!!! I stomach began to churn I began to saliviate..hmmm I decided to cover the pot to avoid temptation...but the tempter was strong!!! I fit carry one meat for this pot o I thought!!! Bro timonthy no go know no be meat full this pot I asked myself.. I hurriedly went to the parlor and peeped to see if he was coming!!! Good! He wasn't. I tan back to the kitchen opened the pot and dipped my hand into the pot and picked a big meat, threw into in my mouth...because I was impatient, soup spilled on my white blouse...I felt like crying..I don die today I thought.. To make matter worst the supposed meat I threw in my mouth was a fat bone... As I was contemplating what my next action was going to be .....the door opend Bro timothy entered!!! |
Literature / Re: Diary Of Typical Naija Chick! by kozaic(f): 11:45am On Oct 09, 2014 |
I sat down on the mattress making sure I avoided eye contact... We remained silent for some minute, I pretending I was staring at a calendar...I started counting one to hundred in my mind....I told myself if I got to hundred I was going to take my leave!! Timothy got up, peep through his window and went to slot in a movie in his DVD. He turned and asked me what I wanted! My body was not agreeing to cooperate with my brain---my mind was urging me to go but my body was docile.. Pretty baby! Timothy hailed me..I have never seen him grin so widely he looked more approachable than the snub I used to theme him as before! Pretty sweet! He hailed...I just sat down smiling sheepishly and twitching my toe.( Only God knows how my face was) Wetin I go offer u he asked! I wanted to say water but it was going to sound so immature so I said FANTA!. He grin more widely.. Na only picken dey take FANTa! U no be big girl he asked? I be big girl na I said shyly! You the take beer he asked.. I don't drink beer, infact I hate it but I didn't want too sound babyish so I nodded.. He smiled and excused himself!!!! |
Literature / Re: Diary Of Typical Naija Chick! by kozaic(f): 10:32am On Oct 09, 2014 |
It was Timothy! He threw some stuffs into the waste bin and glanced at me! Erm em good afternoon I stammered...just thinking about my attitude that afternOon, is making me feel embarrassed. Timothy: pretty wad up! Me I was fidgety and cursing myself silently.. Ha we tin carry me come here I thought! Brother Timothy I started, i say make I come see you, I might not be right but I thought I saw something like a smile on his face...he opened the door and asked I enter. His room if I could remember was tastefully furnished, smells like a typical bachelors domain! I didn't even know where to sit he had just a chair as I was contemplating on my next action... He busted out laughing. Timothy: ha ba pretty! Na shame dey catch you? Sit down Ha...come sit down for my mattress e no dey bite! |
Education / Re: 10 Types Of People You Meet In Every Exam by kozaic(f): 2:43am On Oct 09, 2014 |
Lolz...that very correct...they are somw with very high level of elasticity...they can turn their neck 360..be careful of these kind of people o..they hav real fine hand writing... 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Diary Of Typical Naija Chick! by kozaic(f): 1:40am On Oct 09, 2014 |
The small crowd that was formed has started dispersing, I didn't see MaMa JUmBO and Timothy was washing his face(bloodied face) with a sachet water... PRETTY: una good afternoon o! Bro Timothy wetin happen? I asked pretending to be concerned Timothy didn't say a word , he just ignored me I was a bit disappointed, I wouldn't have embarrassed myself like this if it wasn't for this my 'ye ye' sister! As I turned to leave.. Bro Timothy asked me to see him later .. I felt my stomach tightened and a bit elated. Truth be told, I had always admired bro Timothy,even though I would die first before revealing this to anyone not even to my sister o r m y best friend.. Like I stated earlier, am a pretty girl...I usually get a wink or two from my street guys when I walk pass the street. I lied before when I said Timothy follows anything that possess a hole and wears skirt..that is true but I exaggerated it.. Girls are the ones whoring and offering themselves cheaply to him.. I don't know why, maybe because his a fine boy and I over heard CHinelo he had a "long fat thing" I didn't know what she meant by that o. Back to my gist...I was so happy! So this guy even notices me... Pls don't judge me o I just felt the guy didn't send me, when he passes close he just looks at me like that! You. Know the kind of look a guy gives to his younger sis? Ehe! Dat how he views me.. I went into our own apartment a two bedroom flat..thankfully Susan was asleep! As I was about entering the bathroom to wash my face i noticed my hands were shaking! Babe! Calm down I urged myself.. I rushed into the room and brought out my small hand mirror, thankfully my sis was still sleeping...I decided to gently pick my shoe from under the bed... I applied a little powder on my face nd straightened my short skirt...its not that short sha. I picked my steps and silently closed the door.. Manevred myself to the next flat...Timothy flat na! When I got to the door I almost turned back! As I was about leaving... The door opened. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Diary Of Typical Naija Chick! by kozaic(f): 8:12pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
2008 I was in my rOom reading an interesting novel when my younger sis (susan) came to call me, she is what you may refer to as a typical gossip! Nothing happens in the street without her knowledge,since she is the closest to me and am good at keeping her naughty secrets she tends to open up to me nd relate her amebo... SUSAN: pretty! Pretty, u just sit down there waste when news the outside! I laid down there pretending not to hear her...but deep down I dying to hear her latest gist! Wetin happen I asked! SUSAN: they don catch brother timothy with Mama jumbo inside him room.. My ear pricked like that of a dog yearning to catch a distant sound. Brother timothy was one guy that cannot control what is between his legs but sleeping with a married woman was way beyond "to far"... SUSAN: I being tell u say dat guy get something to do with the timothy maale you know belive now come outside come see with your two korokoro eyes wetin I being they yarn you! I wanted to go view myself but wanted to hear more details about the whole gist.. Emm! Suxy how dem take catch am! SUSAN: make we go outside go peep first she said dragging my hand. When I got out the sight that created me was a shock! 2 Likes |
Literature / Diary Of Typical Naija Chick! by kozaic(f): 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Ok.. Am new here.. My name is pretty... I guess that is a suitable name for me because am quite pretty, am 23 years old and am from a family of seven- 4 siblings---2sisters and 2 brothers.. My dad is a teacher while my mother is a petty trader. Am a good girl judging from the the high rate of social decadence. Am really a stubborn person, I won't willingly admit to that but deep within I know I can be silly, yes! Real silly.... Let's begin reading my fantastic diary! |
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