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Bonapart:
this man need a general beating plus cele deliverance. You're the biggest joke on earth. Doctor ko nurse ni

Amusaopeyemi:
Is Krone the name ur mummy and your daddy gave you?
Well I believe you, Barcelona supporters don't lie , those guys are just trouble makers, they don't have money to donate and instead of them to Sharrap their mouth, they are displaying free foolishness on a forum where you don't know who is who.
for being a Cule.

Lmao! Krone is the nick, and a popular textcee from the rap battle section. A true Cule as well. Thanks, miss

kowema:
For all we know, she could just be a bait....On ur being in a haste, My thoughts exactly..... I totally suggest a group of people do a proper visit, a mixed team of both males and females.....I am so sure this whole drama was planned...You saw the payment papers for today, cool..Which was predrafted before ur arrival...... She coughed blood indeed!!!
....All of a sudden, she has a husband, something the Kingolaola fraudster never mentioned from beginning.......
Ola Greenmou or Kingolaola is a Thief and Fraudster.... Everyone open ur eyes oh!!!!!

I wonder why Dominique refused to ban this bi.tch!

kowema:
I just even checked the receipt he posted and I noticed some alterations on the date especially... Also notice how They altered the information with new blue ink...
It was originally written in Black but since he realized it was like same writing , ink and date with the oda document, he altered it.

Op is a Fraudster same as his partner Rayo.I even suspect that Ibizgirl toooo........Mark my words, all of you thieves will be caught before this month rounds off.......You have brought ur fraud to the wrong place.....Thanks @ Dr Chester for being observant....No wonder sometn in me just refused to comment until I got to read ur comment........Op we are watching you and I know u have more than one Monicker.....

Yes, I'm a party to the fraud too. You can now marry a wet transformer

Please, for those who use good fones, zoom and check if this is 31 or 11 as Manchester claims

CHESTER48:
Zoom his hospital pix of folake OK.it 11 and i swear it if anybody zooms that picks and comfitms it not 11 let the mod ban me from this thread oo.this guy is a fraud..I want to save my people io.this is how me n my pareznts got duped of 800k oooo..he he.I am saying it now too

They duped u on ur way to Ukraine, ur parents got duped of 800k. Na wa o, mumu dey una blood o

CHESTER48:
People look at this picture very well.and go back and read all his first post again.zoom the
Small picture.the girl is 11yrs.but the woman he posted is upto 40zoomt he small picture very well people soon it too.if you are dup d I have tried my best oo.he mods should know ibsaidbit on time..the picture says 11 oo.or am I blind.zoom it if you can't zoom it,just go to his own picture,I mean the one he posted,click on it will come in full screen then zoom to the age and name. The names are not even the same oo.but he said is his sister..

Stop using cheap tecno phones!
Even with ordinary eyes u can tell that the number of left looks bolder than the one on the right. It's 31, goblin!

GIYAZZ:
How do you mean bro? Is he a scammer or what??

Give me proofs before I can send something.

That Chester guy is an asswipe. I, Krone, am telling u, this story is as real as that guy's foolishness. U've seen me before, so u won't doubt me too, will u?

I go demand for my change from the bride price wey I pay then pursue my wife

Hip hop speaks the truth, but falsehood he spews/
Phoenix still 'tight' and upping its crew, that's what's in the news!/ but since he lobbies to 'lose', we'll have up in the noose!

Reading this, I must confess I'm touched. Good people still exist, even here on Nairaland. It's wonderful to see people show great concern to an online friend's plight. To those ladies mainly involved, y'all have my respect.
I want to use this opportunity to implore others to join hands in contributing whatever they can afford (no amount is too small) and save a life. I'll contribute too. Please, Op, or whoever is involved, very soon this thread will sink and many people might stop visiting. Always repost the account number on every page for all to see, as some may not want to read from the start page.
God bless you all

This lonely dullard/ is prone to suffer/
can't build his own image, so he's cloning others/ . . .but his show is over/


. . . coz I have proofs that Elvis ain't Richommie's brother!

Geoxpress:
Damn! Elymax, u are crazy!!!

Opener :- Tie

Closer :- Ely

Punchlines :- Ely (oboi, I was smiling)

Metaphors :- Ely

Wordplays :- tie

MVGT :- tie.

Mehn, ely, I swear u were real good here!

Abeg, I for like make u give me that thing wey u smoke small

I'm walking a troop/ of 3 battalions, launching a coup/
Jig may walk in his boots/ but will never be a f-cking recruit!

I'm mocking this dude/ coz he's too 'dull' to be hood/ if I have his head stuck to the roof/ I'm sure Saw can't cut through the woods

Please use the chat room

mikuz:
That makes it 11 great netcees already in the knockout stage. We are one short of a lucky netcee, who will it be?

I vote AlfaAce. I need to konk that boy for not showing up all the same

OliverQuinny:
Dear Nairalanders, I am in a relationship with someone that hurt me when I needed her most. We met a while ago while I was still hustling on the streets of PortHarcourt. I was working in a small firm then, but I was doing all I could to make her happy. The job wasn't well paying, so I had to quit to pursue my Masters Degree and professional qualifications. The money stopped rolling in and we both started having issues. She became very difficult and eventually she left me sha, for no concrete reason. But I strongly believe its cos I quit the job.

I still loved her, and wished she wud change her mind. Some years later, I got a job in one of the multinationals and was sent abroad on an official assignment. I met her again at the airport in London and we became friends. We started chatting and she visited me on a saturday. One thing led to another, and we were intimate. The feelings started rekindling, but I just couldn't forget the way she treated me when I needed her most and I am afraid that shez back cos of my wealth.

Recently, she told me shez one month pregnant and am contemplating marrying her, but the way she hurt me when we were in Nigeria keeps taunting me. I keep having these flashbacks. Am actually scared that she will repeat the same behaviour in d nearest future even though it seems she has changed.

Please ur advice is needed here. Mature minds only.

Op, you no well! Na after u don f-ck am finish you begin get flashback and remember say na your wealth make her come back abi? Why couldn't you resist the temptation? If truly she's pregnant, it's either you marry her or you settle the issue amicably between your family and hers. . .better still, marry her and expect the best, coz that baby will need full parental care. Yes, I'm saying this because of the baby! No go carry ur personal problem impose on the innocent kid. God help u!

Illmayor, ur second verse was pure rubbish. You have till 8pm to correct it

johnjon:
Exactly. It is no more young shall grow. Young don grow.
Resurrect streetwise and he will probably lose to one of the new boys here.

Lmao!

johnjon:
Oh really. I guess joshua didn't take ely serious too.

No, Elymax strong pass Joshua jare

johnjon:
Kr0ne defeated ibime, Giyazz killed 04kaa and now Mr Joshua just lost to ELYMAXiimus.
You oldbies should just retire or step up your game.

Ibime didn't take me serious

GIYAZZ:
Stop using that style, too much of www.battlerap.com is disturbing you. . . I couldn't even get your points cos I was hardly following up with the way everything was scattered. Plus that style is wrong in text battles, you don't bring a gun to a knife fight, what you did was breaking the laws of Text battle, it's meant for acapella brawls with no flow and beats, not text battles. Meanwhile, you tried.

Wrong! You don't bring a knife to a gun fight

Iceskidd:
mik go just shock am. Heywhizzy : blah blah blah - you're dropped

Darkrebel666:
if he corrects it, then that's cheating ..
This is why I told Mikuz to copy all the verses but he refused ...

It's not cheating abeg; at least, I'm not gonna script for him. Emaprince corrected one guy too

Heywhizzy, u know say I like u if that thing u dropped is what u think would put u in the tourney . . I'm so sorry, ur losing it. You have from now till 12pm tomorrow to correct that rubbish u dropped (especially the first one). I won't tell u again

ELYMAXiimus:
but you didn't get this

i destroy 'base's city' without using an acid...

(basicity)

did you get the 'make a fuss out of it' line?

(force) ... Newton is the unit of force... Named after isaac newton... ... Nd so on. I was testing y'all

No, I didn't get the Basicity but I got Newton/force punch. For unclear wordplays I'd advise u add a bracket next time. No be everybody be Science student here

Abeg, I don wack finish. Make I restart from zero level again.



I call out Captainflash/Sosiqdude or Goshikid. Any of u should accept sharpally. 10 bars!

HotBisi:
Op.when you get back.come and marry me

Very sweet of you! I like that

ShirelleBaby:
Following

Uncle OP--pls don't abandon this thread oh.

Which one be Uncle Op? funny girl

ELYMAXiimus:
okay noted... I'll get perfect with it next time...

okay thanks alot... I actually contemplated using this format. I knew some of you guys wouldnt like it. But i decided to gamble it....

Btw, i impressed myself. I'm supprised some are tagging it as "weak".... Those punches look so sick to me, mhen...

Maybe it's the format ..





Nd, anybody who aint science inclined won't get some of my punches.. E.g my opener


this is why leaving keys is good at times...

After voting's concluded though, i'll decipher all...

Lmao! I saw all ur punches, all of them! Including the few chore/future wordplay that most people would skip, and the solution/acidic. The format just made it look boring to read. Give space for each bar next time

If God no give her pikin now she go begin curse her village people. Yeye woman!