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Darkrebel Vs Bars

Voting Criteria :


Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules- 10 bars

- Deadline is 9pm, Thursday, 12th
February 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.
-
If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
Goodluck!!!

Bars:
VEXED..!!!

Yo....

My spits are classy/. .to have this bitch ass panting/. .think hes dope? will still outsmart him/. . Cz me and clique are blasting/. .through his rib and arteries/. .he claims the fans love him. .yet receives more disses from 'em. . .
Like Kim Kardashian/. .!!!
His sick?
Am asking/. .hes finding it difficult learning what me and gotoboy nd Lhood has practiced/. .I killed vets on my way uP while dis wackstar 'cheats vets on his way up lIke'. . .
Peter Bassey/. .!!!
Yea. .
We'll slit and smash him/. .for having an instinct/. .u rapping like vicsmith/. .Bleep u for saying ur wacky line is sick/. .i think I've lost all the rhymes but I'll have this rhyme with it/. .!!!
See
we partly are different/. .cz u rapping?am dissing/. . I come into dis town hes locked in his Napkin and pissing/. .see am ur lord bitch!. . .
u can always get 'disguised as a babysitter'. .and bite the 'holvase'. . .
Like Akin and Illscript/. .!!!(whole verse)
lol


DNT JST TRY BARS!!!!

I don't need to drop shyte in ur text/ and start defiling your health/ coz you'd likely confess/ that when u "pen these wack bars" . . .u only "defining yourself"!/
. . .but put these lines in your head/ ur embers and beer. . . I'm flame and liquor/
u a talkative but ain't a spitter/ ur lines got more aimless fillers, than gays in Minna/
ur just a hating riff-raff/ and if u claim stronghead for me. . .I'll spill ya brains on the pavement, nigga!/
. . lazy bleeper/ I know why the fa.ggot hates/ he wanna be in the masters rate/
but who would he have to blame?/ his filler or wack wordplays?/ fool! Fix ur bars and u will wax ur way/. .and stop coming in a st.upid manner . . .like when a dumb kid mastur.bates!

ELYMAXiimus:
kr0ne, what did you say about 'nobody build house for nairaland'?

How about this one who claims he'll die here?

Una dey do meeting before una come here? see as una dey tackle Mikuz since, chai! E don do na. This thread will soon become a joke section

My lines cause a mind twist/ u either want to like it, or ur forced to like it!/
when this don is writing/ there's earthquake, thunder lightning!/ check out the multi rhyming!/ Bruce don't want to try this/
he no reach!. . . I'm his f-cking highness!/
Find me in the pub with vikings/
where we gulping wine drinks/ and if u got the license/
we'd employ u if we want a sidekick/ and when u working night shifts/ I'd jump in ur bed and touch ur wife's titts/ and we'd f-ck in silence/
these bars are crazy, and the punches physic/
dude, I'm a product of a king and goddess. . .I'm a f-cking high breed!

Jason21:
u beetches shud get my fuckyouhard account first...........won't battle with this one

Ok, beetch! Smh

Jason21?

Jason21:
is that an order?

No, beetch! It's just a request

Jason21:
hey....beetches!

Hey too, beetch! Would u battle Bars for me please?

Bars:
Funny..4stly I traind alface

Samcarter ?? Neva hear abt d wack gob

Bleep u hard ?? Issay nigga 2me

Nd rapacem as bin batterd by my boy alface..


So y dnt u let us shut it down in here..by accptn mah c/o...jst 15 or 20 bars



Piss..!!!shikena

Taa! U train which AlfaAce, abi make I call am for u? Even Samcarter against u is a mismatch. . u may struggle it out with Acme, though.
Win any of these guys and I'll accept, that's my own term. But me to battle u when ur yet to win a brawl here? Nah! And for ur info, Darkrebel accepted ur c/o because ur friendly with him, otherwise . . .OYO State

MuhdG:
Lol ok am calling u out.

But if u beat me so hard, m nevr returning to dis forum. Lol

Lmao

mikuz:
Please let it slide, he has already apologised please.

No wahala

Bars:
Lol..dnt jst let me reply dis cus if I do ?? Nl go scatter

Anyway am sorry

Am wack nd I adore dat...

Buh d fact is u cnt whoop me..!!! Jst get dat brah

Which of my boys can u whoop:

Samcarter
RapAcme
AlfaAce
Fuckyouhard (no, this one big pass u) ?

Beat any of these and I'll accept ur c/o

mikuz:
Kr0ne abeg ignore. Smh . . .

I no get them time na. But make him attack Teddy again and see. I'll call his own friends on Fb to come here and insult him. He doesn't know what I can do

Darkrebel666:
Lol ... Krone is cool .. its just that Teddy is his daughter ..

U won't see me interfere in any ish u have with Teddy coz it's been like that for a long time. But this whack chipmunk they call Bars has always been a hater. Worse still, he's as whack as whack can be. I just dey laugh because that rubbish he posted is the same rubbish he's been posting since I knew him on 2go; which means the eediot dey store curse words too.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

LWKM!

Bars:
Smh 4 mikuz...y u con tak dis textcee ishh so serious !?? Wait..u be teddy or u relate wit d bitch ?

Anyway...u up wit dat cupcakes..!!!!

Pls

mukina2 ....pls un-ban DARKREBEL plsss!!! Mikuz ban him without doin notin!!!!!

Don't ever call that girl a b.itch again or I'll report u myself. Last time I checked, she was having problem with Darkrebel, not you, and Darkrebel has been unbanned. Take time!

A sad face don't work here in the rap race/ if u can't pace, leave the thread and vacate

Bruce, but why Krone?/ you won't touch my throne, my troops are right close!/
Sidecheek, leave this hood or cry home/ us goons don't like hos/ coz u quickly respond to touch . . .Iphone!

JigsawKillah:
I'm looking for a certain girl who wooed Sleak
I think he's Mrs Sleak Khimwhyte
Elymaxiimus help out

Don't start, it's too early!

Listen boy, u need be flogged, for spewing blop!/ I'll pick a saw and rip ya thumbs/
coz ur WRITTEN FORM is freaking dumb!!

softysparky:
These bullets in my gun, they kill faster/
Bust in your spine, that's a bone crusher/
Your life I'm taking, like a candle snuffer/

I'll show up at your crib all strapped..
Burst thru your front door..All your fam are getting
capped/
Catch your dad in the room where he is
masturbating..
Then kill him by busting in his urinary tract/

They call me softysparky..
I got guns and I kill sharply/
Got connections in the US army/
And bítches step back, cuz i don't play dirty/

Nice! I'm happy u know how to rhyme, multies can hang on for now. What u need now is to learn how to build up bars and use punchlines. Before ur battle with Math, try drop more freestyles for rating on the FFR. Kudos!

Limerick:
chai, to say I be mod ehnn, some people go chop 12years ban

That's why it's difficult being a mod. U get angry with someone online, u itch to slap him but there's no way. That's why people block people on Facebook because it's just how far they can go. If there's something like "shoot" key na ghosts and zombies go full Fb

laykorn:
Kr0ne: setting pained niggas back on track since the early 19s

Ayamlaykorn

Hehehe

Ayamkrone!

Elymaxiimus, I don't think u understand what I was trying to say. I never supported Mikuz banning u. He took it a bit too far, I accept. And, believe me, nobody here would keep silent if ur ban extends more than 24 hours. Me I go talk! Coz I remember u paid me a visit when Airmark landed me in jail moreover, I've known u since the 2go days.
I was only pointing out ur error, which, to me, is the cause of all this drama. No ever claim female account again, even though self say na u. Abi uwan turn to Sleakid?
Chill, bro. Just let it pass

Akin1212, it's very clear u lack manners. And I think the internet is where u explore ur stupidity. But don't even think I'm ready to go back and forth with u. I don't have that time

Bye

Limerick:
why you like to dey friend all these small small girls

Dem get fresh blood

teddybiyasi:
dad I'll behead you ooooh huh don't let me call mom for you oooo


dad I still have some training to do remember

Hehehe! E don red be dat

Gladyys:
lol, krone come oooo..... Before teddy beat me o

She can't do anything. Ur, for the record, the first Lady Of The Realms of Nairaland, the first title for a femcee! We should pop champagne for this

Elymaxiimus, I understand ur grievance. U were banned over a feud pulled from Facebook. But look at it from another angle. . .in a wild attempt to spite Mikuz, u went as far as claiming the impersonation of a female moniker! We know many people on this blog have multiple ids and still let us know they own them; like ur ximux and cray versions of Elymax, for instance. Or Iceskidd and Socrates. Nobody would query u for this, even though they're against the rules of the blog. But what do u think a mod would do if he finds out u've been hiding urself under a female account, even without a quarrel? He would ban u, of course! Not to mention ur having issues with him.
Mind u, I'm not supporting Mikuz o, but u brought this upon urself. Why claiming who ur not?
Secondly, if u replace Mikuz with lagunna today, what's the assurance u won't quarrel with him tomorrow? This thing is not new, it happens in other sections too, mods vs members saga. So please keep it cool, bro. Nobody build house for Nairaland. At the end of the day u'd log out and face ur real world

teddybiyasi:
queen!.. your wife replacing your precious daughter #pensive#

Daughters don't last. Soon u'll be married to Coogar. Gladyys is my concern for now

softysparky:
Lol.
Not so soon.

Abeg na, lemme be ur personal trainer u'll like it here

My freestyle on Muzik Street (the new site) rusty, mehn

I mount pressure on the peasants/ moment I step in on they presence/ coz their luck quickly run down like leprechauns' depression!/
. . . a new spit for rank in session/
. . .and niggas still flow weak and medium/ like the holes in they pen1s/ with no sting or real puns/
but the Krone still a genius/ capping different medals. . . gold, lead and lithium!/
. . . y'all hos keep it indoors. . . coz I'm bringing violence on the Streets/ 10k is waving, broke niggas fighting for a seat/
u bring ur past tenses here, re-writing ur old frees/ but I'm all for the future, I rhyme it off the heat/
just to prove y'all are bunk beds . . .ur lying under me!/
. . .I strike with force and hit. . .when I want to bully fakes/ don't care what the fools would say/
I just toss a few grenades/ and bomb the useless gays/ coz affairs with Krone . . . is worse than f-cking a prostitute with AIDS/
. . I torch fools in the game/ still king in this texting shit/ I handle it like business dealt with skills/ so y'all better bring impressive wits/ coz I'm ready to cast away wack spirits. . like that priest in The Exorcist!/
. . .fake evangelists . . . claim they fighting for the Lord/ but scared of dying on the cross/ me, I fight for what I must . . . and got a license to insult/ that's why this hyping is a must/ so while y'all broke niggas frying in the sauce/ I'll be dining with the gods/ debate my right to be the boss/ and 'I'll make it rain' when I bring violence to ur door/ the only way u'll make it rain. . .is by crying from ur loss/
. . .I got my head bent on bagging millions/ Lord knows I'm frankly zealous/ and now, I'm damn prestigious/
while y'all homos can't be serious/ ur only good in adoring scrotum . . . .ur sac -religious!!!