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N1one:
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And she's been quiet?

joseph1832:
Howdy Kr0ne. Been a while I saw you around... Hope life's been treating you good?

Life outside Nairaland has been tough, brother, but we're coping. How your poems na?

SOBSISRAEL:
Can someone answer this? Is Mimzy married or a babymama?

Bull! Irrelevant 1.03. Thumbs down, man!
Playing this card, you might just end up discouraging people from joining your team.

lanicky:
. What say you to teamlanicky?

I think TeamLanicky is dope.

agarawu23:
lol,

I am loyal o
This one u remember me today, am I safe?

Aye, you're safe. Don't panic.
I believe you're coming out to re-contest this year coz I'm going to give you my full support. Let's set things straight this time, brethren.

IamWestAfrican:
I'm aight brov. kindly forward your pin via pm. You know it is team lānicky now, right? the lady i messaged you for initially has pulled out of the contest.

Not on Bbm for now, and I used to have you on WhatsApp. What happened?
As for joining your current team, I don't think that's possible now. Your nominee will get my votes but I'm more inclined to support another contestant. Let's see how it turns out, though.

Kanyol.

Where is my very good friend, Agarawu23?

IamWestAfrican:
did you get my message on Facebook?.

Saw it on Wednesday. Howdy, bro?

ImDharay:

50k involved, less dan 8 candidates,
since all dez days, wahh else do u expect βro.
Seun & his mods too qet dia part 2play in all ds. .

What's the maximum number of contestants?

The commotion is making this show look like a child's play already. It wasn't like this last year.

dharay99:

βαβα i jez dey quiet mode,
are yhu qonn b around when d contest
kiçks off & av yhu qot a candidate yet....

I'm still on the sideline, observing. But I can tell it's going be a tussle between Mimzy and Lanicky. Those two are heavyweights.

tohpahz:
Am good dear.. just stressed

I can tell. You're not regular like before but it's all good, dear.
So who are you passing the passing the baton to?

dharay99:

0ga where u been...

I've been around, boss. Haven't been coming online like before, though. How's your end?

tohpahz:
I miss kr0ne.

Iamwestafrican,, y cant i remember u.

Oh, baby! I miss you the more. How you doing - hope you're good?

skylowlow:
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darkenedrebel:
Thanks for the appraisal. But neo-rap-battle format is in Acapella form. Nobody spars over a beat anymore.

Only if Jigsawkillah, Elymaxiimus or Limerick can agree to an acapella brawl sometime in August/Sept. It would be recorded in a studio(not phone recorder), and there would be ample time to finetune the verses. You would see the difference and begin to fall in love with acapella format.

Heck, we can even wager a token sum. I guarantee it'd be reminiscent of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima.

Good idea. If an expert like Jreyez could be employed to do the fine-tuning so that both audios would have equal sound quality, I think it would be more interesting.

You guys are wicked! How could I have seen this if not for Gladdys?
Jesu Oba!!! This is classic!!! Far, far, far doper than the previous ones. So this yeye Darkenedrebel can spit this good on beat but would always drag us into his "a capella" noise? You better start doing more audios with beats coz you do better with that. I like your new concept of multies too - it really helped your flow.
Jreyez, I'm not suprised a bit with your delivery coz you're a professional rapper. Dope beat, dope concept. You didn't bore us this time with the long intro. Good job, bro! Looking forward to listening to more of your works.
Limerick is simply a beast! His complexity is quite awesome, blending that pidgin and English like a true Edo boy. LOL! Although, I was expecting you to do some of those flips. Nevertheless, your delivery was awesome.

Lyricist, these guys are taunting us. We mus not fail to give em a show this year!

Thread extremely derailed. Giyazz, I never asked you to post screenshots of our private convo. I only aired my opinion based on what I know. So please take it off.
BTW, how did Obese win this battle? Don't you use criteria anymore?

babygoat:
you've been in two or 3 battles and you nominate yourself everywhere?
really?

Please don't derail.

BEST BATTLE OF THE YEAR: Ksslib Vs Grayline

BEST MALE BATTLER: Darkenedrebel (dude was the most consistent of all)

BEST FEMALE BATTLER: Gladyys (yeah, she kicked Teddy outta the game )

FFR POSTER OF THE YEAR: Dj5naira/Jigsawkillah

BEST CONSCIOUS TEXTCEE: Alexpissu/Jigsawkillah

MOST AGGRESSIVE TEXTCEE: Ibime/Ksslib

RHYMER OF THE YEAR: Ibime/Grayline/Jason21 (these guys use perfect/near-perfect rhymes)

BEST PUNCHLINER OF THE YEAR: Darkenedrebel/Elymaxiimus (consistently!)

BEST METAPHOR/SIMILE DROPPER OF THE YEAR: Ibime/Darkenedrebel

NEWBIE OF THE YEAR: Llaykorn

NEWBIE BATTLER OF THE YEAR : Llaykorn/Grayline

BEST BATTLE JUDGE OF THE YEAR: Funlord/Sinizia

KING/QUEEN OF CYPHERS: Darkenedrebel (he was involved in the whole 3 ciphers held this year)

BEST EVENT ORGANIZER: Guykhena

AUDIO EMCEE OF THE YEAR: Giyazz/Jreyez

AUDIO SPITTER OF THE YEAR: Giyazz/Jreyez

MOST PEACEFUL MEMBER OF THE YEAR: Llaykorn/Sinizia/Adanna28

MOST AGGRESSIVE MEMBER OF THE YEAR: Darkenedrebel (so aggressive he got banned till May 1st)

FUNNIEST MEMBER OF THE YEAR: Obainojuju the wack toad

CLOSEST SECTION TO THE RAP BATTLE SECTION: Romance Section (these guys invade this place on the daily)

CLOSEST FOREIGNER TO THE RAP BATTLE SECTION: Cherryice (at least, she had one battle here)

LAZIEST TEXTCEE OF THE YEAR: Emaprince/Krone

Kudos, Giyazz!
Please add Ibime in the Best Personal Puncher Of the Year category. You just can't miss that.
Secondly, Liricyst and Reyginus are not newbies.

Creativity - 2 points - Tie

Rhymes - 2 points - Tie

Flow - 1 point - Jigsaw

Puns and Metaphors: 2 points - Tie

Consistency on Topic - 3 points - Jason21

Imagery - 2 points - Jason21

MVGT - Jason21!

It surprised me that Jigsaw had a nice script but failed to stay on topic. Jason, however, was consistent throughout but his approach was indirect, although I got the message clearly.

liricyst:
kr0ne
I made my verse short so it can be easy to read...but this formatting here has messed up the flow cos it looks untidy.

i sent the verse to rebel with proper use of paragraphs.

Check again.

Tagging:

guykhena
sinizia
ibime
llaykorn
jigsawkillah
naijaboiy
cao
ibime
tashaamania
coogar
ksslib
grayline
luxanne
mikuz
dklef
muhdg
laveda
firsteva
creamish
dj5naira
obesemf
jreyez
elymaaximus
captainflash
odunharry
sirshymmex
koice

DARKREBEL'S VERSE


LORD REBEL


was overdose on the liquor,
fell then rose like Khalifa
flayed mofos with fofos - stayed as golden as retrievers,
and my sex game's orthopedic - cos I bone mamasitas,
Salem witches, Nymphs & Danaids - and höes like Maheeda,
amplified shots in combats - like my chrome's a transistor,
till brothers turned against brothers - like Koba and Caesar,
so in this Planet of Apes - I'mma loot your banks,
brutishly boot your fam - I'm Bruce Lee on cam,
and a black supremacist - funding the Ku Klux Klan,
This Zodiac Killer - would snatch the Royal crown,
I'm that psycho clown,
that roped Sandra Bland - till she hung around,
toured Ferguson with Sandusky - to arouse the town,
then paid Darren Wilson - to gun Michael Brown,
I'm Zeus giving lessons,
a star like Count Dookoo - I'm cuckoo with the Wessons,
to Amy Winehouse I'm a dentist,
excessive purring over books - got me losing my senses,
but still Einstein can't compare - to this African voodoo scientist,
being a lyrical butcher - was my keen pristine intent,
I started bleeding with the pen,
cached skulls of emcees - after leaving em for dead,
now my cupboard's like Mount. Rushmore - cos it's filled human heads,
I'm cognoscente in astromancy - Hellenistic philosophy,
in astronomy, astrology - and alien technology,
I copped a PhD in biology,
after I got blindfolded ....sketched then perfectly....labelled the female anatomy,
These rappers is whack to me - I seal em when I trap,
bring Modenine to the session - I teach him how to rap,
my bars are rapturous - like winning a lottery,
I'm kinging undoubtedly,
I treat rivals like Thea Queen - for challenging the monarchy,
have them hospitalised - then wish em a speedy recovery,
cos they killed hip-hop - and their message is lame,
always spazzing about - how they wearing the chain,
how they making it rain, or how they sëxing the dames,
but like a PlayStation in the Lazarus pit - I'm resurrecting the game,
cos Dark's greater, Darth Vader - I'm Zordon to these rangers,
brand me as Al-Qaeda,
I blast you off the radar,
my foes like Transgenders in male prisons - cos their assës are in danger,
My sound is Yasin Bey - cos it's leaving most deaf,
I'm wreck microphones with finesse - even the vets attest,
Death saw me one time - and was scared to death,
I'm just serving the truth,
juvenile and uncouth,
so let's fight steel with steel - like Bishop in Juice,
how you expect me to be normal? -and not swear in the booth,
when my brain is a bag of chemical soup,
I'm Nephilim size - punks get thawed with ease,
you're small to me,
necrophiliac on Christopher Wallace's corpse - I'm fücking big,
you're featherweight, I'm Leatherface - leaving blood on cushions,
I'll club your minions - with pinpoint precision,
dice your kidney & liver - till they sore & twitching,
then in Mathematics class - my scythe will do the lung division,
I'll raze y'all with MACS,
I'm zany in fact,
These bars would turn you into ghosts - like y'all worked for Damien Dark,
we can't be juxtaposed - you a coupe - I'm Aston Martin,
I'm Barry Allen - you Justin Gatlin,
You're bend-down-select - I'm boutique Versace,
you're Salawa - I'm Dolly Parton,
I'm Tom Cruise - you're Mr Latin,
bottles, models, skateboard - see I'm chilling with the calicoe,
Omo Naija - I got my strippers on the NEPA pole

LYRICIST'S VERSE


Bloody Scene!

Leggo!

If it’s a dope cypher, you want the Mav on that/
The king ruling every subject from Random facts/
to mad gun bars/ I should own a feline gang cos I'm ranked TOP CAT/
I be TC...only your broke-ass fathers wouldn't bank on that!!/
The true cat saying Bleep your Yolo intentions/
In my nine lives, this bad guy's been in a class of his own like solo detention/
Bloody scene on quarantine, my motto's infectious/
with a tight grip on the ring, faithfully hitched to my Frodo impression/ this vet is skilled/
the Illest Beasts get cured by my Warcraft, when it gets em killed!/
As deadly as a Contract killer when he gets his bills/
cos as soon as I put pen to paper, your death is sealed/
Even the best be killed/
Cos a killer flow is what the Mav embodies/
you and your guardians get attacked and bodied/
they queuing up to avoid you dashing the feet But all your angels are lined up just to catch a body!!/
Mav is godly/ With manly bars i'm thrashing these blokes/
Y'all read bars to be Laughing to jokes/
Bleep with me..you lose your life like you lashing the rogue/
Picture your death when i bring the ovation mags cos Gun clapping's in vogue!!/
Rose to the heights despite those who tried to repress me/
Status elevated above those trying to depress me/
To and fro NL & RG,noob to vet to admin, the journey's been interesting/
See? The pen's taking me places like rich sugar mummies trying to impress me!/
Real talk..it did get hard but i kept crawling forth/
Kept dropping bars wey go sweet for ears like Cotton buds/
This year i kept bursting guts and flooring gods/
Made niggas quit AUTOCAD...they kept going back to the drawing board!!!/

LIMERICK'S VERSE

I feel like I was born to save the day/ who knows, it would prolly make me reign/ taking-the-lead. . .making-me-feel or think I'm confident to say/......that I'm a king to the rookies...
Yet I go harder than the kings of the stuupid...veterans/ foools descendants/ too redundant....
to make things blaze/
All o' these bars I'm spitting would smear these parrots/ so run off to mars...
OR fall off the stars, a similar death to psyhos/ buh if you thinking you here to spite us/ you better 'exit' or you leave me no choice buh leave an 'opening'/ in your lungs.... AND you'll prably never live long enough to close this sh*t!!!/
I'm sick enough to kill you with the swords...mathematicly/ cos.......
I murder your kind and I never would boast....of the feeling/ swinging em blows....as you fidget/ DUDE! that was close.....but you risked it/ see?
My flow is outrageous. . . .I'm killing the queen of the coast. . . .with my kingship!!!/
Blaooo!!!
I'm ending this once and now/ with any means on my path/ perhaps having the re-ve-rend on my side/ making the enemies fall and die/
Cross my path...
You'd be sorry you did/ for forking with me. . .for real?/ dont you see? That I've gat more balls than y'all. . . .and I'm joggling within the field/
Peace be still.... I'm the new messiah/ remaining the goon that your goons admire/ in the duke's empire/
Shooting is too suicidal/ you shoot? It backfires, you die...
I'm tired of that/ you wanna'bee' wanna be 'fly'?/ just stand by 'n' shout/ that rap is an art...... The GEE. . . . .SHOCKED!!/
he wan me to 'look' out for him. . .I 'watched' and the G. . . .SHOCKED!!!!/
"PLS STOP". . .he SCREAMS. . .MORE/ than poachers that shoot...../ the soldiers on foot/ hoping the nigger that wrote down the clues/
Of being a sick dawg...wasn't just one/
The loner abuse.... Cos you 'swallowed your manners'. . .now we see the 'bread in you, K!!'. . . . . . . . .like you was born in London!!!/
.....my thinking is out the earth/ I make the similes spark the verse/ grenades? I'm sinking em down your neck/
It hangs and swinging inside your chest/
I'm nat the best/ (nah) ..... and you can spite my verse....
While your hommies shout/ but never-have-it in your head-that-i'll-leave....
So don't you think that your flows is tight!!!/ (nope)
You just hid your assss in search lights, thinking you'll shine/ but just before a minute; you blind/
then i leave you paralyzed. . .ON. . .your knees and your hands/
'Winning a large...chapel' with my 'heaven, on earth!!'/
Edo boiy's a beast, concealed is a monster. . .Lime is the devil himself!!!/

OBESEMF'S VERSE


nl cypher.

i push you off a bridge if u wanna roll on the same lane

im the type to steal your xbox and corrupt your saved games

on the same day, i inject Mahama and leave him sick

rape an atheist _lesbian make her believe this dick

have a stare off with Medusa
i could smash your medula,

some times i spit secular
stopped scripting for battle,

This is NL, u lose if your opponent is more popular

they said im quite peculiar
they won't lemme rest in peace,
i make em rest in piss

top ten? i better make the list,
they'll prolly put me 11th cause i don't script like Bis

ain't that some _shit? I ate Mik, now im out for the head of Jig

that holds no value, I want the neck of Emaprince

spill his blood, my hands i refuse to ever rinse

if he does like Coog, and hides or tries to play me

i'll look for _bitches to bring his demise like Babe3

I'm Tuscan leather, you hear me first when u start to take care

had two brawls with Dark, how tf you expect to play fair

you'll never get head in your life, you're stuck, eternal miming

they say i don't do multies, don't u see the internal rhyming?

I'm clever still, I hope rap will get me a better meal

_fucked a diabetic virgin, now i wonder if the wound will ever heal

im high above, i kill you if you ever try climbing my tower

slit your three fingers, throw em in the air, now thats high power

i'll prolly set a date with Siri, feed her poison.. she goes dumb

watch apple users panic when their phones don't talk back, and their fingers go numb
i make everyone panic, my tactics are tragic, i pen magic

while y'all stay static, I have it while y'all lack it

_fuck school, i'll rather go on dates with Bill Gates wife

she fills my account, while i watch y'all argue online, I pray y'all get lifes

my technique is immortal, watch me dance with the devil

you never know, im obnoxious, till you get to my level

lead an Industrial revolution, the President, i feed Valium to

this scheme was revolutionary, hear me loud, increase the volume too!!

date Miley Cyrus so I can borrow the wrecking ball,

and crush them, as Farano and Ishilove watch Seun jerking off....

Ghost, Phatman