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funlord:



CC: MISSCLASSY! Your attention is needed! Bros u spelt her name wrong, Abi na FEAR?

She no longer uses that account.. her new account is Missclasssy ..with 3 S's

iAmCharis:
That's all you could come up with?? Dude is so marred right now.

Nahhh. I need a worthy adversary..

Brush up your vocabulary first before I can even engage you..

you are too small for southern fists..

naijaboiy:

I could erase that 15 year old gay with 1 syllable, but unfortunately I don't do litluns... I'm here for that idi0t missclasssy not some prepubescent 15 year old wannabe rapper

iAmCharis:
Shut your mouth there! Dude is slaying you like I did in the morning.

Too busy this period??
One will think something important is taking his time. Oh! I forgot you said earlier you want to play game. Don't come up with that lame excuse again. Face your god - cogar.

Silly teenager.

I have been killing the fool and he has been recycling lines he's used here before and in other sect..
.You've always been a tool anyway..

GIYAZZ:
Who is this brain-damaged butt-holed simulated m0ron?

Darkrebel? So you've switched account?? I am not surprised. Last time we nearly destroyed your slow pot-hole life with the truth about your online facade and enormous glaring bitchiness!

You lied to us while the cypher was getting cooked up. You couldn't afford common 54 seconds of the studio section hence you were dropped like an illegitimate bastardd!! After killing your grandfather with your own mouth just to come up with a lame excuse why you couldn't record a verse!

And you still got the guts to lie to these slow-pokes who believe every sound from an empty tin of trash like yourself?

Bbitch! I beat you mercilessly while you were hiding under an alternate account just to battle for N10,000 which you called "chicken change" prior to the tourney! You are a fake cockamamious asinine half-witted poor -slowpoke!!!

You are TOYBEAN on Muzikstreets! Even the admin confirmed your phony alternate moniker and exposed you himself on here!! We all laughed at you and you couldn't bear the shame hence the switching of monikers! You changed your name from Darkrebel to Kradleber!! Spelling (Darkrebel backwards)

A proof of how your life outside Nairaland is. . . You live an upside down backwarded lifestyle as a poor peasant boy with no hope!

MTN blesses you with 10mb and you run into this dome with your teeth magged on your titties looking for online air-headed pusssies to deceive!!!

But you keep getting exposed and exposed! Now everybody knows how fake and lame you are!! Nobody takes you seriously anymore. Yes, of couse, excluding two dumb-m0rons named Danbrownmf and G3n3sis!!! Who suck your half-inched c0ck with rusted nose rings pierced in every edge of their tongues!! Stuppid iddiots!!!

You claim Toybean is your friend, but you can't even prove it by bringing the dude here or providing any details concerning him except a stupid name you forged and posted here before!
You said you told him about the tourney on facebook, We asked you to post screenshots and you hid under your mama's deterioted maggot infested pussssie for days before jumping into a new account!!!!

Hehe, I've told you before son, you are so fake to even get a reply from a real nigga like me. I am G'IYAZ the god_of_music!!! A real nigga with no shithole life outside unlike you and your dead dad and wh0re of a mother with a half-baked pacman face!!!


You are an iddiot, a bbitch nigga man!! We no be mates. NP: Oritse Femi_Double wahala

Please keep quiet kiddo. go play with your 15 year old mates.

Nneka123:
Kradleber ain't got bars compared to what I'm seeing here

says who.. because i've been a good boy.. i can get brutal whenever i want

funlord:
I would advise dat U avoid the LORD, becuz Even a MILLION brown envelopes plus a truckload of EIYE( learn the spelling JEW) baby boys won't save U if I descend on U! So park well! I battle MODS not MONGS!

You are idubitable proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
Why you don't you do the universe a favour and gulp some purple Kool aid or better still, why don't you take a stroll with your mother on the dead carcasses of Ebola victicms??
hehe


My lexical wizardry has gotten to the point that i walk to the clouds with adjectives, flirtatiously woo the moon with metaphors, expand my bowels with adverbs and sh1t continuously on your pedophilia descendants with similes..

coogar:
2,000 words & yet no common sense in your diatribe. you can gather up all the known vocab in the dictionary & you would still come short to challenge your intellectual god.

have you been told your father is wanted for murder on this isle. i was told by the police that the last time he got into an elevator, his nostrils consumed all the oxygen in the lift & 3 infants in their buggies died of suffocation.

your father is just wasting his talent.
his nostrils should be rented to F1 & attached to lewis hamilton's car. without any shadow of doubt, hamilton would triumph in every grand prix as far as that coon of your father is alive.



i don't attack civilians.

Shut up you deucedly vile reprobate and maniacal thick-headed despicable Nigerian barbarian.

Last time you went for fillings, a huge amount of spermm spilled on the dentist hand... that's what happens when a dude's testosterone are secreted in his esophagus

Your analogies and metaphors are wickity wack and basic mister man.. we can't relate to it.

How about i wear a John Cena Shirt for your mother....hit her with a BRT bus and when i'm apprehended by the cops, I'll snatch the shirt from her and tell the cops ' they can't see me ' !

or how about i turn my Pen1s into a Lamborghini and Piledrive with precision into your mother's bottomless pit? which one? choose

iAmCharis:
Kradleber a.k.a Darkrebel666 a.k.a Thedarkrebel is definitely not waking up!!
FATALITY!!!!!!! Let's observe a minute silence for the teenager that died an untimely death.

i already served him with lethal poisoning..

He's lucky I'm too busy this period.. ..

Cooger be quick ... i have one final bhola cyclone in storage to finally end your career

I no say you no get job.. me i wan go play game..so be fast

coogar:
your mom cannot even be discussed here. the last time hoodlums tried to rapë her, she consented before they asked her to lie down. i hate to be the one to beat this news & i don't hate your mom, i just hope her next period happens in a shark tank.

keep ranting you sickly nonintuitive dolt and a decadent thick-headed odious leach-covered glob of quivering slime.

coogar:
look at this hypocritical bastärd....
it makes me laugh when you present yourself as one lyrical genius when a female emcee sent you to the afterlife twice like a mütt. you have no credibility on these pages ever since i exposed your dad's face on here. if you push me further, i would let all these romance posters see your dad. you better behave yourself.

Expose which photo? Are you getting emotional and taking this so personal now that you wanna upload fake pic to prove.
Highest echelon of painment

coogar:
enough of the personals.....
let me unleash more verbal assault on your cranium. if winston churchill could go back in time, he would have stopped your mother giving birth to you before even thinking of stopping hitler's nazism. your existence happens to be the most unfortunate event in the history of humanity

weak and stale.. Your mother is an irredeemably execrable oaf and a putrid 0rgasm faking excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants

coogar:
listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status

is this really coming from an ineffably revolting reprobate and a fiendish armpit-licking orgy of indignity?

coogar:
they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus you were brain damaged at birth

This is just a sickly blabbering of a scoundrel and a glaring maliciously malodorous cesspool of putrid effluvium.
All your rebuttals are totally wack.. no wonder Ibime beat decapitated you 3 times.(as sauron and as cooger)

coogar:
what's more?
your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for their equally moronïc guests.

I slept half way reading all of your baloney...
you are such a preposterously naive miscreant and a gross small-minded malodorous marinade of sweat and fear.
is this the best you got? is this your vertex? lexically?
we really need to start wearing sun glasses before we even stare at you, cos you are an outrageously minuscule varmint and a catatonic disease-ridden gruesome vista to all eyes assaulted by the sight of you.
Sapskulled and squirish nodcock.

If you gathered the ovaries of 100 women from your lineage, none would still be as fertile as the lyrical vegetation on which the darkrebel plants on.
Everyone in your anambra village knows how you used to sodomize all the cows and goats in Papa Ifeanyi's compound before they couldn't put up with your bestiality and had to ship you hastily with your witless minions to the U.K..
Shameless primitive misdemeanant and a corrupt 0rgasm faking sexual assaulter of barnyard animals and an incalculably insignificant lecher and a gluttonous blood-freezing repulsive polisson born to a frightfully hermaphroditic m0ron and a perverted irredeemably abomination.

How i wish that condom hadn't broken

now we have to put up with a monstrously indecent cretin and a myopic blood-curdling lamentable mistake by your parent's reckless exchange of genetic materiaL


gimme me more... lemme cremate you a little before i go play some xbox

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Who released this anorexic gorilla from oblivion? WTF

Hey, Do I look like your ex girlfriend?, You worthless piece of pig _shit.
Gosh ,Your mental infecundity is truly breathtaking.
Just get off my back you miserable redundant gay. I don't like making boys cry.[/color]

You are a piteously reprehensible swine and a flaccid nose-picking tasteless amalgam of dross.
Nairaland's very own transgendered demon possessing both a sloppy Pen1s and leaking punan1.

keep replying and keep getting served.

rayopt:
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Is this d best u can come up wif bro. . .copy and paste some abuse words here!!! Rappers don't bite boy! It is as simple as dat. .
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And you dont win a brawl cos u know how to put some cooked up-recycled-bitten insults!!! Just watch and learn. .it helps!
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And dont bother me wif more googled-insults cos unlike coogar, i won't reply!

#JustSayinNawni[/s]

You are very stewpid.
The others are popular and normal yo mama generic jokes that every soul does. The semi colon is completely original and mine . Bring a link that has the semi colon line..

Please stop famzing coogar. He doesn't even care if you exist.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050][s]You are nothing but a sentimental, pussinified brat for making this senseless comment.
Why are you letting lame sentiments be-cloud your judgments?
Stop ranting like a boy who just lost his virginity and make use of your cerebrum instead of your hypothalamus in thinking so you wouldn't sound as dumb as you just did.

Do you think I give a rats asss about what anybody says or has said about me on this forum?
Unlike you, I don't hold foolish grudges. That's too much work and a waste of time and energy.
I didn't demonstrate affection for anybody. You don't expect me to just stay still and watch while a self-conceited deranged dog goes around barking furiously and stupidly at the door of every female on this forum, myself included.

Whenever someone does or is doing the wrong thing, I point it out, simple. No matter the parties involved.[/s] [/color]

You are a miserably reprehensible rapscallion and a belligerent gossip-mongering obfuscation of all that is good and positive.
The villainous DarkRebel is no way proportionate to you intellectually,symmetrically, linguistically, academically.....You name it.

Do you know what happens when an innocent anecic earthworm collides with a a big bag of salt?

or do you know what happens when 5 citronella ants attack a silver back gorilla?

Answer is this - pereuntibus miseria morientium (that's Latin for-' 'they perish and die miserably' )
In this case I'm the silver back and the salt and you're the one getting ebbed and excruciated.


I'm only try to be civil nowadays, but since you've subliminally been clamoring for a verbal Mexican stand-off then you can check in now. I'm home and settled.
I told you i would be back in the evening right? well,Here i am. I have taken the Hippocratic oath and I'm 100 percent fit to diagnose a remedy for your yeast infection..

accept now or go impale your uterus on an HIV infected Javelin... your choice.

coogar:
i don't eat corpses...
you died shamefully the last time you attempted boxing with me. i am your intellectual god and no matter how much you try to copy whatever i do, you can never be me. coogar isn't just your run-of-the-mill ojuelegba fools you joust with. coogar is your god.

Keep mute Troglodyte.
God forbid that i would want to be like an unequivocally foolish sycophant and a dastardly feeble-minded derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

you are not a bit within the earshot of my lexical echelon. Drop the scissors and cut the crap.
Such a hideous megophryid frog.. you are so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

I would extirpate your entire verbiage in half a millisecond and not even those grammatical ogogoro you stole from canibus would resuscitate you when i put you in a devastating coma....then put a dot above the coma like a semi colon !

see... I'm even word playing.. This is what they call verbal punishment hehe
we don't force it or recycle punchlines like you do.. its ingrained.

Your rebuttal was the lamest and most generic ever and it doesn't merit a reply. I got more than a kabillion fresh disses stored safely un my brain box that would leave you in a purgatorial state forerver, I could even extemporaneously whip out ravishing one-liners that would leave your pregnant wife scarred for life and vaporize her foetus, but I'd rather save them till you can think of qualitative disses instead of uncreatively fashioned reused lines..

You just got served by the darkrebel in one take and you're no match for me

I'm also ready to sever your trapezoidal cranium in an audio or text rap battle.

hasta la vista

teddybiyasi:
damn!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus coogar wtf

that's a recycled diss.. he has said that in the past before

coogar:
you are a tool!
one of my biggest pet peeves is your uncanny ability to behave like a menstruating female. you swore on your father's grey pubic hair never to refer to me again some months back, why can't uphold your vows? the definition of a real man is saying what he means & meaning what he says.

if i start torturing you now, you would cry loud and play the victim card. the last time i destroyed you, your parents had to call the cops to get me charged with child abuse. stay on your lane. don't put your pig snout in anything that concerns me ever again in your miserable impoverished life.

Insanity is a portly glutton with a ginormous appetite that has insidiously and stealthily swallowed, engulfed and encumbered that dementia playground and sack of potatoes we mercifully branded as a 'brain' just to make you feel a bit normal.

If you eventually get a cucumber and two scrotums surgically stitched to your pelvis and you took a bold jump from your pseudo-ego down to your non-existent Intelligence quotient , i would have penned 6 grimoires, married twice and fathered 4 children before your smelly and rickety ankles finally lands.

Quit the facade, you are just a maniacal zany with daddy issues.
Probably sweating profusely now with his long dirty phalanges fixated on that android typing out a detailed English composition of his frustrations so vehemently like an automated and malfunctioning automaton trapped in a chronic vegetative state .
You are forlorn and lost in a myriad and the most complex labyrinth of everlasting mental degeneration.

Its glaring to all and sundry that your existence is absolutely devoid of prosperity and lacking the beautiful combo of Happi and Ness, thus, you come online to sporadically yelp out your set backs and monumental failures like a cornered hyena

this Pugilist soaked in celestial witticism and that's half your age has graciously accepted the task of the gods of this cyber-community to exterminate and toss your homo€rotic and philistinic cess-pit called life into a wooden sarcophagus to be locked till Sam Smith starts having a rethink on his sexuality.


So In the name of the braggart, and of the ¢unt, and of the unholy gibberish that failed to take that vital birth control pill 35 years ago, I command you to make a lengthy rebuttal and narrate how your Mother's ovaries would taste if I fry them...

funlord:

www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/730
This thread should show everybody here the type of ball size contained in kradleber pants!
Cc borussia, missclassy, chiam55,coogar, truckpusher and siniza!

Now mr rebel SHUT DAFUQ UP!

please erase yourself from my mentions attention seeking wh0re

I would incinerate that oaf born in an Allen avenue brothel in the evening and send his rigor mortified carcass to his Parkinson stricken mother's thatched hut in Anambra. no time now

Chiam55:
Suck your mader you lil _fag see how you turn up for a chick and tuck your willy between your legs when a man addresses you. Get back to sucking Mark's dick you fatherless Jeremy Kyle reject.
Grow some hair on your balls so that your asshole could rest. Always bbitching aft some gaylord or another.

when men are talking, please be mute. I hope you have charged your brain batteries for today. don't forget to do that if you haven't and ensure you take your pills too.

missclasssy:
[img]http://www.troll.me/images/jose-katy-perry/hey-bitch-shut-up.jpg [/img]

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it’s hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

I'm a beast when I'm in my element. Don't think because I'm too busy nowadays that I can't handle you and cooger together and sent you both to Hades ..

wait for me in the evening.. I'll have time to treat your yeast infection .

Borrussia:
What do you mean by all those 'romancelanders' are you the owner of rap battle section

calm your t1ts. I meant only 2 people; Chiam and youknowwho ...

sinizia:
Dark, TheSonOfMark said he didn't want that thread because of the distractions. I can't create a thread for them, it'd be closed. I had no choice than to bring them here. I just don't know why Missclasssy had to bring everybody here.

Missclasssy untag those names please. Just read the duels, click like if you want to and enjoy the sparring. Please no derailing.

What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnügen is wrong with that sadistic and failed 32 year old Eminem wannabe?
If stupidity were in bricks, i swear cooger would be the great wall of China.


The dude is too mentally degenerated to see beyond his hairy pumpkin anambra nostrils.
Now all those Romanceland ninnies and jobless house wives have trooped in like wet puppies to infect here, no thanks to that transgendered zygote called missclasssy

coogar:
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxhlzgMvN1qii6tmo1_250.gif

I really don't give an index or pinkie about the thread, but are you so dumb that you can't see that these people want to only derive pleasure from this.

I guess that is what you are now. * An entertaining and performing Clown"... Our very own Charlie Chaplin

And your disses are getting stale and predictable these days. Try and be more creative or has your tank run dry?
.You've lost your aggression and wits and you've become softer than your b1tch




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coogar don't reply here. take it to the other side.
you are a vet here and know the etiquettes of this sect., so don't entertain these cats at the expense of our thread.

sinizia:
It's on!! Please steer clear. No derailing.

please let them do whatever they want in that derailers sect.
the sanctity of the rap sect. can't be deconsecrated especially by outsiders, and even coogar knows this.

you can already see the way that jobless missclassy jumped here to tag people. we don't here derailed by romanceland sissies

TheSonOfMark:

...To expose his folly.

Screw the prim and proper the son of Mark facade.

I want blood - Coogar's blood!

Why isn't he replying? Is he googling his comebacks?

I WANT BLOOD!

reread my previous post.

he's probably jerking off to babe3's photos. .

TheSonOfMark:

Check your mention notification- I replied Coogar already. Or are you deliberately skipping it?

I'm ready, is he? Without dropping a notch from my typo-eloquence I still take on these preys even while they pray. BAITING them to their cyber-doom - piece of CAKE.

GAME ON!

why you wanna waste your time on that consummate idi0t?
he has always been the bluntest tool in the box since he was using the cognomen 'Sauron'.
He has also been caught and disgraced countless times for stealing other people's rap lyrics.

Logicalmind1:
Still the same thing. and that's weak 2.1

no. the rating system is very different here(the course too)

And on the evening of the 7th day after God rested, he said to his angels: Let us make a man with a female's mouth.

they created the hideous abomination and named it Sauron Coogar.