₦airaland Forum

bykebyke:
Who ban you??

Some idiōtic silverback acting under the aegis of a mentally-disturbed woman...me wey get a caterpillar of assignments to submit on Monday. I no even get their time.

bykebyke:
For the emboldened....I still have a mouth,nothing would stop me from saying "repeat what you just said slowly"

Lololol....ever tried conversating with a ghetto-bred American? you go say "repeat what you said" tire.

bykebyke:
I don't know about you,but I would like my ears to work perfectly till I'm about 70/75..So therefore..Subtitles till I die.

Mr. Okada-Okada, sorry, I mean byke-byke, so if you were having a real life conversation with a Brit or an American, you'd request for a subtitle?. You better stop depending on subtitles, they deaden one's listening skills.

@creamish, so you had the chutzpah to snitch on me after ignorantly & subliminally accused me of being sidious with that confuzzled lësbian friend of yours. Or is it because I chose to ignore your foolishness. Since when did expression via literary media begin to have limitations in the history of mankind?. Wonders shall never end on Nairaland.
It's a good thing you snitched anyway, it shows how much of it got to you.....so e pain am like this sef

Gurgle:
But why would you have a stigma, you didn't give yourself the mark

it doesn't matter - stigma that my parents weren't literate enough & were very diabolical maybe

Gurgle:
I have seen so many people with it where I am, nobody cares about it

people with tribal marks don't complain openly - so because nobody cares about it in your clime doesn't mean everybody is cool with it

Gurgle:
Anyway, please enlighten me. What is the stigma

Note that im not talking about those excessive marks that cover a big part of your face, those aren't really fair on the child. Just the small ones on both cheeks

•most of those with tribal marks have low-self esteem - I mean the conscious ones who went to school not the old people who don't care

•I was speaking with a girl who had tribal marks on a certain day & anytime our faces met she got shy - why? she was probably ashamed of it..

•like O.P said - people with tribal marks are stereotyped by society as Illiterates

•It attracts unnecessary attention

Gurgle:
I haven't seen him for a long time but as far as I know, he didn't really mind

I like it on guys

you do realise it comes with a lot of things right?

•stigma amongst others
there's no where the person would go & people won't tend to pity them- like they are victims of mutilation ...

in as much as we should always try to see the good in bad things - this irrelevant & barbaric culture should be abolished legally

if my parents did this to me I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive them

Gurgle:
I like the tribal marks my cousin has it

They thought he was obganje

9ice has it

I like it, it adds character to the persons face

why would anyone like tribal mark ? that's like having a permanent wound on the face..

& I'm sure your cousin wished he/she didn't have it

O.P you are quite pretty but I can't find any tribal mark on your face...

Mhizdeedy.. stop running will you

MhizDeedy:
Lmao not cuz of that, I never liked him. Nah rihanna is too loose nd exposed. How abt I be ur Nicki then u be my August alsina

whatever.. all I know is after our studio session we gon' catch some fun in the restroom

MhizDeedy:
Lol very soon,,,,, I wil be ur Nicki minaj nd u will be my drake , I dislike meek mill

why don't you like Meek? because of the current beef going on?

& last thing I ever wanna be is sissy androgynous Drake

how about I be Slim Shady & you be Rihanna.. like that?

sinizia:
OMG!! She acted in Stomp The Yard 2? It's been donkey years i watched that movie, that's why i forgot she acted in it.

Alright.. I'll watch Walking Deceased first, I've got little MB to burn.
Then when i re-subscribe, i'll cop that seasonal

she was the protagonist's girlfriend in Storm the yard 2

do you download with your laptop or phone - I might have a way you can download easily with unlimited megabytes

MhizDeedy:
Not a fan of wizkid unless u want to download 'ojuelegba rmx or expensive shit'

I've heard Ojuelegba's remix...


when are we releasing our own album?

MhizDeedy:
Hmmmmm

1. Falz ft phyno nd chi girl 'karashika'
2. Jahbless ft olamide, Lil kesh, chinko, reminisce, cdq '69 missed calls'
3 patoranking ft wande coal 'my woman my everything'
4 vector ft Uzi, reminisce nd co 'king Kong rmx'
5 davido ft meek mill 'fans mi'
6 simi ft falz 'jamb question'
7 Dbanj ft ice Prince 'salute'
8 Ice prince 'marry you' etc'

I've heard No.2, 4 & 6 - I would check out the others..If they are wack then I'm coming for your jugular

I would have preferred something from wizkid/davido though

Sassybae:
Try and download the ones deedy just told you

Alright.. no p

sinizia:
Me haven't seen Ride Along? You are chatting to a fanatic Kevin Hart fan right here. I've seen the movie over 5 times. Deleted it many months ago sef. have a crush on that Ice Cube's sister Hart was dating

I haven't seen Walking Deceased. Is it worth my MB? I don't want to waste my limited MB.

you have a fine taste - I've liked that chick since I first saw her on Storm the yard 2
her complexion & body configuration is°°°°°°°
those are the type of dames that are most likely to perform acrobatics on bed

you better download walking deceased .. trust me

& for more serious series - you can start watching How to get away with murder

Sassybae:
With?

5 naija tracks most recurrent in your playlist

sassybae - you can help me out as well

MhizDeedy:
Lol dont u know the type of songs u want to download ni?

I don't know the names of latest naija songs - I know the tunes & sound but I don't know the names of the artistes & the tracks

sinizia:
I downloaded the movie since but it's the cinema version, i only got the HD version today so i decided to watch it. Jason Bateman is the best. Short and funny as fúck!! My best part is when Jamie Foxx (mothefucker) told them "to be a criminal, you gotta act like a motherfucking criminal." And then Biggie Smalls' "Juicy" came on and the three Idíots were walking slowly and claiming "niggas" (the 'slow motion' part in your post) LMAO!! I died and woke up in that part. Buwahahahahah.


I've watched Jump Street 2 and Get Hard. My best part in Get Hard was when Kelvin Hart was mimicking the Puerto Ricans (South Americans) and Black Americans as he taught Will Ferrel how to roll with the Prison inmates. Nigga is funny as hell. His facial expression is. second to Mr. Beans only. LWKMD.

take a girl to see that movie & she would love you forever


Kevin Hart is a crazy ninja - his combination with Ice Cube on Ride Along was epic as fÜck
I'm sure you've seen that.

I also watched a movie today titled walking deceased -, It's a 2015 joint & trust me you gotta see it - It's hilarious as hell

MhizDeedy:
Lmao then I give up

I decided to try out some Nigerian flavor

so can you list out 10 banging naija songs currently.. I feel like downloading & listening now

MhizDeedy:
Lmao iz it that long?

as long as a reticulated python..

MhizDeedy:
Lmao who is this 1? M actually praying

use my •••• as your prayer rug.

it is allowed

sinizia:
Well, anyone of them can be right or wrong. I can't judge 100%, just going by the evidence presented to me.

Abeg, the matter don tire me. Let's switch topic. I finally watched that Horrible Bosses 2 today. I laughed so hard my ribs still ache i especially like the shortest one of the 3 Idíots. The way he laughs like a hyena makes my day

na now you just dey watch that one? Hehe
Jason Bateman/Charlie day/Jason Suideikis

Jamie Foxx aka the motherfÜcker

those guys are sick...
the funniest parts for me was when they were hiding in that store room & that idiot was pissing & whistling. .. smh.. those guys are fÜcking r£tards

& when they were doing that slow motion walk too

best quote in the movie for me was when that short guy said - bring the money or the little boy dies!



have you seen Jump street 2?[Channing Tatum/Jonnah]

download Get Hard as well if you haven't seen it - Kevin Hart went Ham in this