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Phikom:
Hallucination! bro...

He won't even clutch 2nd place.

Winner- Leo Messi

First runner up- Neymar Junior.

Phikom:
Damn...its wen u guys ar heading home empty handed...den u resort all manners and kinds of ancient epistles...dunno y u guys glory in trophylessness..

plus they still think Cr7 would win the balon d'or..

Dollyak:
He tries to humiliate the adequately intelligent with his moderate intelligence. Jokes. He acts like one masking his intelligence through humility when in fact he's flexing his false intellect, which is sufficient enough to dupe the average person and not someone like me. It's tiresome and frankly I am not impressed.
Well, if he is not careful I might school him and destroy his self confidence.

hehe ..

He has dropped a diss. Do make a rebuttal and let's see for ourselves..

ronald4lif:
Please win everything but don't tell me CR7 will miss out on the ballon d'or. He's up for the back to back. You hear it here first, remember.

Stop playing yourself mister man

Leo Messi is the Amon Goeth of this Holocaust game.

How can you say CR7 would win the balon d'or?

The possibilities of Elton John found copulating with a female are way higher than Ronaldo clinging a balon d'or this year ..

Only thing he may win is the Pichichi Award.

ronald4lif:
And they never disappoint to bluster and show off. Una no dey taya.

The braggadocio hasn't even begun yet.

wait till we win cl, copa del rey and Messi cops his fifth balon d'or .

Ronaldo's heart would drop like a sack of potatoes

Dollyak:
Good boy. I have Included full stop in your comment . Though your comment 'you spew hogwash thus far', are normally considered a bad form of English, but I am willing to ignore it.
I never said you spewed nonsense(hogwash), so I see no reason why you are so hard on yourself

He loves scripting grandiloquently .
are you jealous of his innate ability?

ronald4lif:
Damn right. We the best in Spain and Europe.

But you are currently enduring a fasting and praying season. No single trophy or silverware.. no plastic ware sef

sinizia:
I only assumed because i do follow two of you, so prior to these attacks on her, I'm yet to read you two face off as it would have popped up in my "following" tab. And i remember last month or there about in one of your posts, you mentioned BBM to Lala. So i was guessing this bad blood might have sprouted from there because you two are good friends and have NEVER fought prior to this night's attacks. No matter how bad my assumptions might be, i don't see the necessity of your attacks. But i don't get the whole picture, so continue. I'm back to the sidelines.

There was no bad blood or hate on bbm. She just developed this irritating ego all of a sudden

and please..we were never good friends.
good friends yet I can't even remember her real name..
I'm a cold decepticon .. no time

kr0ne:
Even if she did. Don't forget she's a gal, they're unpredictable. Act like a mature guy and let her have the last word. Na beg I dey beg u

I've heard you

ErepaTV:
[s]<I feel so sorry for you.

Kr0ne, you better warn your boy [/s]

Once again, please keep quiet oaf.

Warn yourself and learn to keep your sloppy butter-fingers off other people's businesses.
now swerve...
.

be careful not to hit your pot-belly on the door on your way out.

Ipledge:
oga Kr0ne dont be deceive

when kr0ne said good girl, I was like hahahahaha

Y'all wonder why her mouth is so wide in her photo edited pics?
Its because God structured her buccal cavity like the stomach of a ruminant animal. But instead of storing food, she stores the uncountable penis£s she has sucked and eaten

kr0ne:
I might not have exchanged words with Lala, but she's, by all virtue, one of the few good gals we have on Nairaland. It's just so unthinkable on ur part to insult her person the way u did. That gal doesn't even know how to quarrel. Bros, abeg, stop

I'm not fighting with her..
she was forming and acting up plus she must have comprehension issues..

scroll up. she actually insulted me first.

sinizia:
You call this venomous bile hauled at her, "personals"? Are you two rap battling? If you are, show me the thread so i can see the personals, wordplays, puns, similes, metaphors, punchlines and other text-battle paralance. She didn't call you out, i read you guys' convos by virtue of following you both, and not for once did you two propose to text-battle. She's even evading you with her "thanks" replies. So these your real intentions you are revealing here has me flummoxed. You two are friends here, that i know of. So if you guys have a lil' misunderstanding, you come out gun blazing at her? That's not friendship is all about. Anyway, carry go.

Abeg I no get time for friendship with these Barbies

besides I never said she told me in private or public.
Why the assumptions?

ErepaTV:
seriously though
how old are you?

Please shut up and crawl back into the dog's vomit you came out from..
My age is tattooed on the left hand side of your mother's fallopian tube. Put on a good 3-D glasses and search for it scrupulously

chibwike:
so xavi has finally left us

.

He has won trophies for us and would forever be remembered and immortalised in the minds of all cules and Catalans as one of the greatest midfielders ever to graze the ever-green grass of the Camp Nou.

but change is constant in life. He had to unfortunately leave cos old age has gotten the better part of him.
I just hope we can get a very good replacement cos I'm not too okay with that Rakitic.
Thiago Alcantara was once acclaimed by the Media as Xavi's successor ..but too bad...

sinizia:
Dark, stop this man!! C'mon!! You are hitting below the belt. I'd love to believe she told you this in private, why are you bringing it out here? She doesn't deserve this from you. She hasn't even cussed you all through your convo with her. Please squash this. <I thought you two were best of friends here? You no try at all, Shawarma.

I can become friends with warriboood if his sister has an ass like that of Nicki Minaj


she told me in private? haven't you heard of 'personals' in rap battling ?

Borrussia:
It's not about her, I'm talking 'bout off NL.

If you for one minute thought I had the slightest feeling or valued any form of friendship with that wh0re then I'm disappointed in you.
off nl how? its a known fact that she's a hag that sucks dicks for money in England.

I was only plotting to get my phallus into her snatch one way or the other whenever she visits Nigeria. That was the purpose of the whole pseudo-blablabla

otherwise, she's like every other hoe I've fu¢ked with zero compassion.

MzNelly:
Hmmn.

good evening

Borrussia:
Bro, some things are best when not said, please watch how you talk to girls, things like this get them 'very' upset.

Just an advice.

stay out of this blood.

sinizia:
Ok. How do you find it relatively easy to switch between these monikers?

I have two phones. I just keep them permanently logged.

Lala247:
Ok oh lol
Whatever makes you happy do..if insulting someone dat didnt do the same to u makes u feel big do it

Like i said before ... Not bothered

How is ''You are getting annoying" anywhere close to an insult?


no wonder you told me men only wanna hump you and none want a serious relationship.
You got dissected water melons as brains.

sinizia:
You got banned again?

.
No..I came to reply my accumulated mentions with this account.

KcMark:

Lurking around this thread, I guess. You've got a score to settle or something? Or just a plain 'predatory' move?

Just to expose and humiliate the transgendered

MisterCharis:
https://www.nairaland.com/2329276/open-letter-moderator-called-ishilove

Can you see your life now? so much for being 19 year old
Your mates are busy writing letters to big companies and you are writing letters to internet Mods.

the obese witches in your grand mother's village don share your meat finish.
Your picture is even a foot mat in their coven

visit Pastor Lazarus Morka or Pastor E.A Adeboye to reclaim your already snatched destiny back.

Meanwhile, ishilove make sure troglodytic koalas like this never return here.
Keep him banned till a pinch of sense miraculously sprouts in him.
.Unfortunately that's never gonna happen though. so sad

danbrowndmf:
like alot of rap battles take place in Lag o. Mhen PH is really dull,very few platform,only leriq father is trying to bring up platform...if u care to tel,hw much for each battle,if u win.? And any record deal attached to the person who wins the league at the end of d competition?

There aren't many rap/rap battle platforms in Lagos as you think. All the battles i had were inter-collegiate competition, in the school canteen or in the streets.

As you know the league is a private enterprise run by a sole proprietor for now. He(Vato) is still sourcing and seeking for sponsors. As at now, only Gala have even looked twice at his proposal letter. They would be sending 2 reps on Saturday to review what they would be sponsoring..

as for the payment? like I told you, its a new league and Vato is practically paying us from his pockets.
I can't say but just know its more or less a stipend..

the total amount of people that are gonna be in attendance is 45 minus camera-men and organisers..The tickets have been sold out already and still on sale everyone's anticipating and I don't even have a single trace of zest in me to memorise my lyrics.

I vote Tohpahz
NLjega

funlord:


WHAT A FOOL! U think everyone has no life like your social reject arse? The ashes of your embarrassment are scattered all over my mentions! Keep fooling yourself by claiming I'm bowing out! Or are u deactivating after the "supernatural mixed martial arts type WOZING" U received today! So because of a nonsensical nobody like U I should not rest? U can sleep online maybe U may be lucky 2 meet 1 of your fellow "elton john fan club members" online and he can join u in sexting all night! when I catch U next time it would be more wailing and gnashing of teeth as always! Go 2 hades 4 now and twerk on the devils C.O.C.K 4 good measure......***drops mike like a boss***

as dumb as taking a shower in the winter morning with a bucket of ice. ..

funlord:

Small pikin go and sleep! Your bones are still growing! Just make sure U change your moniker tomorrow 2 "Coogas Biatch"! Kwot!

Stop mentioning cooger like a consummate r£tard.
I know you are fascinated and want to be like him, but stop giving him unnecessary mentions just to get his attention..

homo£rotic pinheaded dork.

funlord:
daughter of mark! Later! I need 2 clean up all dis your blood that was splattered on me before i crash! Stop being a woman hater ok?

False.. You've only exhausted your 100 naira -10mb ...

If Poverty had a twin, I bet you are its Kehinde

Oloshi,

funlord:
Look @ this Fool! U think I'm a thief like U? Or u think u have a monoply on lyrics or things u and I have seen in the past? Swerve of my mentions you ret.ar.ded orang utan! Olodo! No wonder cooggar always slaps the taste out of your stank gob!

Cooger slapped the pink ¢unt called your mother not me.
Ever since you heard about cooger today, his name has been on your lips like a permanent gloss.
Dickriding and Famzing someone that doesn't even know you exist on nairaland ..

The same cooger you venerate is a perpetual biter that has been caught biting lyrics in rap battles from KOTD and other battle leagues.
He used to use a sobriquet called Sauron which he also used in posting half of canibus lines he's bitten before he was exposed by Ofoka and co
Check his battle with siddogg and Google the lines. Half were bitten from KOTD.

You talk like you were born yesterday.
All I see is words but you ain't saying anything.
Just keep talking and perhaps something intelligent may slip out.