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funlord:

Jeez U really are a weakling! No wonder your all time favourite targets are women, children and the anus of little boys! No wonder "rokiatu,lala247 and chiam55" have all tagged U as a confirmed batty boi! U make no sense, u display apex cowardice, U look 4 conspiracies where non exist, U confuse yourself, U irritate animals, Lucifer denies your existence, your family tell strangers U are adopted , U crave male attention, U display the emotional discipline of a new born baby hippo! These are all basic characteristics dat are displayed by chronic fa.gs and mongs such as yourself! I really wish I could SLAP some sense into U and your thick quaker oat filled skull but I can't because that would be Termed as ANIMAL ABUSE U are a special breed of DOLT I must say!

Bitten, Stolen and reworded. No.27

cherryice:
La247 chia55, tashamania im bk u guyz
had a smooth flight

You. Long time.

MrCork:
...errmm sweery..plis be careful & stay far far far away from missclasssy.....she has multiple personallity &s she will scratch yor face....she hates beauuriful ladies like u!

Missclassy is literally the only virgin that don't wanna be a virgin, unfortunately she's too ugly to get laid.

I bet she humps her mouka-foam pillow every night picturing blacket or vjsmiless in her head.
The day she gets laid, I deactivate my account !

TheSonOfMark:

They may not hit the hardest but they tell better. Drake used to be a good storyteller in his 'BEDROCK' days. Kanye too. Eminem should be on the list too.

K.Dot is the most promising of his peers. (Listen to King Kunta)

Drake is a singer to me..

Eminem? That Caucasian is RA and P itself.

Can someone dispose that schizophrenic funcock already.

TheSonOfMark:

If rap is the menu, can I have a three-course meal?
I'd definitely be looking forward to it.

I hope you are also a storyteller like Drake, Kendrick, Andre3000 and Kanye?

I'm a storyteller but I can switch styles effortlessly.
So sometimes I'm that storyteller and sometimes I'm that punchline rapper.
But this is rap battle though and It centres more on ridiculing and deriding jokes, creative disses, rhymes and punchlines. Storytelling is not usually present in rap battling.

Besides, what is Drake and kanye doing in that list?

ronald4lif:
Yes, please tag me when you drop the big bang. Will be waiting.

Okay.. sure, i would bro.

ronald4lif:
Kradleber, I'll like to be your tutee. You got some mad punchlines.

If this isn't flattery, then thanks

Anticipate my brawl next week Sunday, you could pick a few tips from there.
Someone is going to meet the Grim Reaper for the 5th time on that fateful Sunday

TheSonOfMark:

He isn't bad.
I like rhymes and metaphors more though. Now that's rap- no similes.

Stay up for FunLord's funeral.


FUNLORD, IF BY MIDNIGHT YOU DO NOT TAKE UP MY CHALLENGE, I'D PERSONALLY HUNT AND HAUNT YOU ON NAIRALAND TILL YOU PLEAD FOR MERCY AND THE 'RÈTARDED BÄSTARD' TAG WOULD FOREVER BE LABELLED TO.
NAIRALAND BEAR ME WITNESS.

Anticipate my audio acapella battle next week Sunday..
I would post the link once its completed
You'd see multi-syllabic rhymes, a fine package of both foreign and local references buttered with intricate lyricism.

Note that the nigga I'm to brawl has lost four times against me in the past
but I'm definitely not sleeping on this battle..I hope you'd listen to it when it drops.

TheSonOfMark:

Well, what are chatrooms for then?

You see why I insisted on a new thread for Coogar and I to do RAP BATTLE?


Coogar, how about we create one now? RAP BATTLES, DOUBLE ENTENDRES AND THE WHOLE 9 YARDS?

Right now! Are you game?

The chatrooms are for discussions amongst members.

Rap battling is a different ball game entirely.
You need to learn how to write poly-syllabic and slant rhymes, similes, punchlines, wordplays/puns, one-liners etcetera.

You can't win Cooger ... you need to practice thoroughly first and you need to visit the rap sect. and read battles to learn how things are done..
To acquire the highest level of lyricism and penmanship takes a lot of hardwork and years to master


Google Ibime vs Mikuz ..and see how text battles are done.

TheSonOfMark:

Why did the mods lock the rap battle thread? Can't we at least have battles there? THE RAP SECTION IS FOR DIS'ING.

You guys should reopen it.

Mikuzz, you are a mod; we didn't break any rule, did we?


Coogar, get your people to reopen it. Don't chicken out of this.

Wrong..we battle in threads with rhymes and not abuses.
That was the chatroom meant for discussions..


The thread deserved to be locked..it has been derailed enough.. Since 10am or so

Lala247:
What a day

What occurred today is a periodic exercise serious rappers use to stay verbally and lyrically sharp and sound..



Besides, did you give that boy those booob milk?

GIYAZZ:
5 minutes? Are you making a sstupid song with your cheap phone since you can't afford a studio section?

What's the last time duration in our last Audio bout? That's what we are doing!


Lagunna1 set a thread and hype it!!!!!!

Hehehe

I can pay your school fees dude.
What do you have? smh Suffering and smiling nigga.

Whatever you wanna do.. You always want hype and you still always lose..

Brace yourself for your fifth defeat.. I'm dedicating your corpse to all the Nairaland shawties.

Lagunna1 take note.(3 minutes battle) Next week Sunday

iAmCharis:
Lol.

Hey kradleber! I'm done with you kid. I know you're all sulky now. Take heart.

Keep your appalling slattern and rotten stench emitting septic you call mouth back into its place piglet.

Marieolae even told me you called her on phone one time and she was perceiving your horrid breath over the line

Stop cleaning your teeth with a Pit Lantrine's toilet brush It's ruining your life

GIYAZZ:
Dude you ain't got the balls and the lyrical fitness to defeat me. I am the king of kings and the lord of lords!

I will give you another battle just to disgrace you infront of all these Romance Nairalanders including your Missclassy.

Set a date and let's brawl! (audio acapella)

NP: M.I_somebody wants to die

I want everybody to witness this too.. good ..

Audio Acapella battle( 5 minutes) We drop next week Sunday

Start getting your bars ready..

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Hey you _idiot, what the fvck is your problem?
Do I look like you ex girlfriend?
Am I the reason your butt bears the same resemblance with your face.? WTF

Have you become such a pusssy that you are scared of battling your fellow guys that you now want to duel a lady?

Dude go fvck yourself and leave me the hell alone.
[/color]

says the dingleberry and notorious cock-sucking parasite of nairaland ..

iAmCharis:
[s] I think I'll grant you one more quote. Chill! I I just want to laugh at your foolishness. Come in Greek and I'll show you the road to a river where you can cry your eyes out. No need sef. You're too small.

Seems you were so pained I called you a dolt. I'm really sorry for saying that. I thought you already knew you're a dolt [/s]

rants of an unutterably blighted narcissist and a
decadent urine -reeking tasteless paradigm of classical failure..

your are no match for my vocabulary and lexical prowess.
Were you born feet first? attention-seeking olosho.


next please..

Giyazz ..

I wanna whoop your 15 year old ass for the 5th time..audio acapella

this time I wanna dedicate it to all the pretty nl ladies.

Admit it kiddo.. you're really pained..

Shawarma is no fake and broke ass snitch like you that'd result to opening a fake account to battle for 10.000naira? seriously? you reason like a Petty minded butterfly
those beatings I gave you must have cause your common sense to shift a bit ..

I'm gonna cremate you now since mossclassy is hiding.reply first kid

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]you mean missclasssy? [/color]

Tell that b1tch to come out..

I wanna impale her uterus on an HIV infected Javelin

GIYAZZ:
Peep a tip of the Iceberg. No be that thing wey TheSonofMark dey spill


Tally ho!

I'm back with the bars, you know I don't slack/
if you hating switch lanes you on the wrong track/
I could make a Rap legend go all point blank/
Cos my bars insane and confusing. . .like the Pope
praying to God. . . with a ffucking Koran!/
And the O46 code be where my status operate/
I could scream freeze and the whole world go status
quo, mate/
So when I'm spilling these lines you gasto prostate/
Or I'll grab my dick; squeeze. . . Then pop shots in ya
businesses. . . Call it the Jack of all trades!/
And check the rhythm/
I'm a crazy villain/
Kinda dude to stab a nigga and play the victim/
With illicit lyrics I'm bound ta spit/ once I grab a pen
niggas cower quick/
Cos I'm the king of kings and the lord of lords. . . .
Balls so big. . . I need a
wheelbarrow to lug around my dick!/

what is this?

No offense... quit Rap and go do fish farming

miasclasssy get your faded ¢unt over here..

TheSonOfMark:

Enjoy the show then.

Coogar vs the son of Mark. Tapöut ends it.

Whoever gives up should deactive his account.

coogae is at work or something..

Tell mossclasssy to come out so I can eat her up. all these giyaz and charis ain't worthy adversaries

iAmCharis:
Buaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!! Greek god my foot!! You've forgotten so soon I took you through some Greek lessons a few days back?? You were so astonished that you had to hit the share button.

@Bolded__I thought as much.

English is no way near Greek in depth though. Most English words are explained through Greek. English language is very shallow. You see English using the word love to represent general love, love for friends, Love with sexual/emotional feelings and all that but the Greek language have different words for it. Another one is the word "another". When we say another, we could mean another of the same kind or of a different kind. But Greek have separate words for both. Alos - another of the same kind and heteros - another of a different kind. There are many of them. Most of the English words were even derived from Greek.

I only hit the share button because I didn't wanna talk.. I didn't even know who quoted.. I just read and went.

before you school me...school yourself..

GIYAZZ:
Leave the iddiot of a kid. Hehe,

He only won 2 of those battles on here because of his biased friends and with the aid of his alternate monikers. Dazzal

I beat him in the last two. He only won because of some people I asked not to vote had to vote and the iddiot who created the doc (his friend) disqualified my actions when I went to void their votes. See? He won like a coward!!

But recently, I beat him on another Rap battle forum. N10,000 naira was at stake, and he was such a arrogant poor coward to even be bold enough to register for the battle with his known moniker. Instead he registered as a stranger and later the admin(the owner of the site like S£un is na) exposed him and his fake personality!!!! Darkrebel is so fake, he is not the dude you think he is. He is not even the one in his DP's. He posts pictures of other dudes and claim it's him. Believe me, we've caught him countless times on here!

Haha! After I beat him recently, he voted for himself in that doc but he lost the battle still and that got him frustrated. He left the forum and came back here to continue his facade!

I type a sentence and you rebuttal with an essay..

he he keep crying

KingTom:
Don't fuçk with GIYAZ

That's also one of my slaves.

I cremated his career and pissed on its ashes on 4 seperate occasions
Check the records..He has suffered 4 Solid defeats from my Hitler hands (both text and audio)

He's my personal B1tch

Coogarr stop recycling lines..

You used this black/white dream line against EmaPrince last year when you guys were having a banter here..
most of your lines are recycled anyway...

crap..

Lala247:
Lol abeg oh i can give him some tea .. The best i can do right now

lol ... okay that should work.. I just want the peasant off my d1ck anyhow..

GIYAZZ:
Is that all you got son? Smh.

You are sooooooooooooooooooo fake!!!!!! Chai! *spits* with people like you roaming in this planet, Amber Rose should be proud of her fake butt. Iddiot!

Your salty tears of utmost pain would fill 20 reservoirs in April07's village in Calabar this evening

keep wailing kid.
lala247 give this guy some br€ast milk please.. he's only 15 and he seriously needs it

KingTom:
IAmCharis slayed you mehn

His vocabulary cannot compete with mine and his disses are elementary. Even my a 3 year old with down syndrome could pen better.

when a greek god like me speaks. flagrant buttock- rimming and buggering buttock
bandits like charis should cower and dive into the Kanji Dam.

Is there no worthy combatant here?
I can't waste my time with nincompoops like charis

iAmCharis:
Silly cretin.
Who wants to engage a 19 years old kid?? Remind me when you're 20. I'll gladly slay you and wait for your eiye boys to come rescue you.

Dolt!!

PS: I'm not replying any of your quotes to me. Like I told you earlier this morning after dismantling your head that still holds vagina oil, it's disparaging to keep exchanging words online with a 19 years old teenager.

Now, swerve!!

..

You have been noticed

I can see you've learnt a new word today cos you've been using the word dolt frequently

good boy....

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Drop some lines mehn.

Don't just let him go.[/color]

Google darkrebel666 vs giyaz and my former account too(I am_aromolaeran vs Giyaz)

Check all the links Google brings out. I've beaten the chimp on 4 different occasions in a rap battle here (audio and text) I can send you the links later..

He's just vexed..that's all... I got my eyes on missclassssy only.