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foolbuster:
Isn't even having 20 million cash considered money laundering.

No it's not, you need to understand the meaning of money laundering

tempex88:
Two bank drafts of 10m and 2m transfer.

Thanks dear.

Agropride:
How can you pay 22m naira in cash?

Do your normal verification and due diligence, do a bank transfer to the seller, wait for him to confirm the payment, get your receipt and drive off.

Except you have something that the dealer should be worried about.

Thanks boss. But the issue is the daily limit stuff with most banks. I don't think any bank exceeds 5M of wire transfer per day.

Forgive the fact that I'm a novice coz I e never spent more than two million on a car before and I paid in half cash, half transfer which was done instantly same day but what's the safest means to make payment for a car of about 22M. Do these dealers accept cash and is it safe to pay in cash? How how safe and easy can the payment be done.

Thanks.

Dreyton36:
I swear make him pray make the level no reach FP

Fact say e no even bother edit or empty the comment na weytin dey even pain me pass.

Eddie360:
Mine ws back then in 2011 when I finish sec sch I wnt to live ma uncle who do provision business in student villa (futy yola) das dis guyz dat live in one room d always com for credit in our shop or to buy garri and sugar sometimes I play with d mine b4 I gv dem.... Just day b4 yesterday d oda guy just com to cut his head and we meet if u see hw dis guy change ehn nw his an officer wit prison service he d even teddy me with d garri stuff... Thou me sef don graduate just waiting for nysc

Despite the bashings, you refused to edit or remove your comment. You left it like that and more people will continue to insult you. . How do you people really reason?

Another short one was a weekend some years back. Around 2014 in lagks. It was a less busy weekend for me and a friend asked me if I'd be interested to go for a wedding at ibadan. I wasted no time in saying yes. When I got to the venue, I realized the bride was my next door neighbor during NYSC in osun state. We weren't even that close during NYSC , just the usual "good morning", "hello", "na you dey cook since morning wan use scent kill us for this compound" etc.

It's indeed a very small world.

So yesterday I was simply amazed by an event that cemented the popular saying "it's a small world" . Oh my, it's a small world indeed.

Now back then in university around 2006 (university of maiduguri) unimaid used to be one of the best universities in the country back then, no thanks to Boko Haram. Anyways, there was one popular abokì that used to sell suya very close to my hostel. We bacame extremely close that he sometimes gave me suya for free. He later left for greener pastures (within Nigeria) in 2008. Haruna said he was going to Lagos to make more money. He never had a phone so there was no way I could even get his number.. After I graduated and served, I got a job in Lagos too àround 2012. 8 years down the line, I took a stroll down the street just yesterday, the suya man obviously recently relocated there because i ply that route often and I had never seen a suya man on that spot. Moved closer and ordered for some meat.
Me: Abokì abeg sell suya #500 for me. Give me small tasting first.

Aboki: okay sir

Me: Cut am plenty o if e no plenty I no go pay you

Aboki: chai Oga I dey cut am por flenty na this one don pass #500 sef

As he was cutting the meat, he started staring at me I began to feel uncomfortable. There have been tales of so many gays in the north, "hope this one is not one of them catching feelings " I said to myself.

Aboki: Oga no vex but e be like say I no your face from somewhere

Me: ehen.. where you know me from

Aboki: I no remember but you don live for maiduguri before?

I looked at him deeply and confused. For him to mention that maiduguri meant that he might just be right. Then he asked me if I ever attended Unimaid.

Me: yeeeeeeeess (in a confused and puzzled tone)

Aboki: I sell suya for that place well well e don tay for 2004 to 2008. You resemble one of my customer that year him name na *********

Me: Haruna! (I shouted).

In astonishment and excitement, I gave him a heart warming hug, exchanged pleasantries , some for a lenghty time in hausa, talked about a whole lot. Haruna used to sell suya in front of my hostel in the early 2000's, fate separated us in 2008, 12 years down the line , fate brought us back together in 2020.

Fantasy228:
where'd you serve?

Osun.

Several times and it's way common than we think.

Eem me during my nysc, those ss1-3 girls seduced me. Their pussy are usually very sweet and tight sha plus they give you any style you want . They are usually very wet to.

But me mine was when I caught my agric teacher giving it to one bad girl for class. It was during closing hours and students don go home so it was normal for the school to be dry and empty. Normally this man formed the habit of taking this girl, me and two other people (making 4) special lesson but will always tell the us to go home that it was only the girl that paid for another extra one hour. I know something wasn't right and pretended to be going home. Passed through the long way back and scaled the fence to get back inside. Then I started monitoring them from afar. My senses were right, after about 10 min they got closer and kissed then gisted a little. After some time, the girl went into the general toilet and the man followed suit about 2 min later. I knew it was gonna happen
Me self ran like a mad dog and tip toed into the toilet. Now they happen to be at the extreme corner where the urinary system is so it made it easier for me to peep. This girl was receiving hot dick standing pumping. She just held the wall and collect good dick. They never saw me. Till I graduated from that school whenever I see the girl I just look her and laugh. Same for the man wey go dey form saint. He once flogged some students for exchanging love letter , I just dey laugh am coz I know weytin himself dey do. The girl is married with kids now sha.