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PoliticsRe: China-Africa Summit: Obiano Meets With Investors And Ndi Anambra In China by kramer: 8:07am On Sep 05, 2018
This is quality meme material right here grin grin

Somebody should add caption abeg

CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Kisses Temi Otedola As She Graduates From University College London by kramer: 7:42pm On Sep 04, 2018
We are all waiting for that time when she leaves him for Seun grin

SportsRe: Wenger To Replace Mourinho At Manchester United by kramer: 1:17pm On Sep 03, 2018
This is only speculation, why is it on front page?? Op if I catch you ehn.. angry angry

BusinessRe: Name Removed Assaults Edward Freeman, GTBank Staff In Liberia (Video) by kramer: 8:28pm On Aug 31, 2018
MartinCorridon:
Damn! The guy you quoted would cry himself to sleep tonight.

Comment of the week for me.

Let me check your other posts grin


https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bst.gif
Lmao, I just couldn't resist, dude had it coming grin
BusinessRe: Name Removed Assaults Edward Freeman, GTBank Staff In Liberia (Video) by kramer: 7:52pm On Aug 31, 2018
govwike:
afonjas no dey dissapoint.. grin grin
Same thing your sista said to me last night grin grin
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Signs $800m Mou With Arab Billionaire Ahmad Bin(photos) by kramer: 8:47pm On Aug 27, 2018
hurify147:
grin shocked exporting of skull season.... nah dem grin grin grin grin
SHAW D FUG UP NEGAA

CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death During New Yam Festival In Nnewi(graphic Photos) by kramer: 3:35pm On Aug 26, 2018
amaniro:
Brown roof how market??
Tribalism has disintegrated your brain to the point where you don't know who's who again
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O. Kanayo Reading & Studying At Night: 'Na Book Dey Rush Me' by kramer: 9:19am On Aug 25, 2018
Ok... Goodluck tongue

CelebritiesRe: Davido Congratulates Tiwa Savage As She Sells Out O2 Indigo. See Her Reply by kramer: 9:17am On Aug 25, 2018
Valro:
So....what next, time to fry my balls I think.

CelebritiesRe: Davido Cries Happily As Ronaldo Promote His Song "AZA" In Juventus by kramer: 4:50pm On Aug 23, 2018
Davidfash10000:
Davido Cries Happily As Ronaldo Promote His Song "AZA" In Juventus


Lalasticlala



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a1rWtocYY8
Fake as furk!! Op, the thunder that wee fire you and your blog is dancing skelewu
CelebritiesRe: Davido Cries Happily As Ronaldo Promote His Song "AZA" In Juventus by kramer: 4:50pm On Aug 23, 2018
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PhonesRe: The Galaxy F, Samsung Foldable Device by kramer: 4:47pm On Aug 23, 2018
Queenext:
K
Sorry madam, what's the point of commenting if you're just going to say "K"?
PoliticsRe: Ernest Odu, APC Chairman Dies In Enugu Hotel During Meeting. Photos by kramer: 4:32pm On Aug 23, 2018
princechurchill:
What's my own with their stupidity rest in peace my bro i don waka be that
Lol, the meme has already started grin

Lemme kuku come and be going

CelebritiesRe: Mompha Buys Rolex Wristwatch For His Son, Muhammed Awal Mustapha by kramer: 7:56pm On Aug 22, 2018
Partnerbiz:
wat does this guy do?
Owns a Bureau de change business
TravelRe: Nigerian Nightlife Enthusiasts Explore The Glenfiddich Distillery In Scotland by kramer: 10:56pm On Aug 21, 2018
meobizy:
I swear I don’t get it. Of what economic use is this meetup to the country?
This is just a guess, it may be that Glenfiddich are trying to get the club owners to sell it's drinks in their club. Same way you could find Ciroc everywhere in the club

ojmaroni247:
Igbo amaka grin
Igbo Amaka Association of Biafra! How have you contributed to the ibo race? Be shouting Igbo Amaka upandan grin
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Men Spraying Wads Of Naira Notes At A Party That Got Ali Baba Talking by kramer: 9:28pm On Aug 21, 2018
I just dey observe

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop TD Jakes Wears Agbada & Igbo Red Cap In New Photos by kramer: 6:07pm On Aug 21, 2018
tossie101:
Trashy!
kiss
FamilyRe: Vure Kingsley Ovonix Names His Son After Zuckerberg. Met His Wife On Facebook by kramer: 5:57pm On Aug 21, 2018
That was how somebody went to go and name their child Egbere Goodluck undecided

CelebritiesRe: D'banj Rocks Rastafarian Dreadlocks In New Picture by kramer: 5:50pm On Aug 21, 2018
Good to see that he's moved on.

creatorsverse:
How does this help us remove buhari in 2019 does he even have his pvc

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop TD Jakes Wears Agbada & Igbo Red Cap In New Photos by kramer: 5:49pm On Aug 21, 2018
tossie101:
U are just a primitive daft person.
That's ur perfect description.
Bye bye smiley
Typical biafran, insulting someone doesn't prove your point, all it does is expose your illiteracy.

Anyway, have a good evening. kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop TD Jakes Wears Agbada & Igbo Red Cap In New Photos by kramer: 1:14am On Aug 21, 2018
tossie101:
U be mumu, that's their own style of AGbada "robe" in English.

Primitive man smiley
Isi ewu, you actually sound like an illiterate. if that is a "style of agbada" then the your traditional red hat is Moroccan undecided

CrimeRe: Nigerian Man And His Indian Girlfriend Arrested For Duping Job Applicants by kramer: 10:24pm On Aug 20, 2018
Igbo Amaka! grin

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop TD Jakes Wears Agbada & Igbo Red Cap In New Photos by kramer: 9:43pm On Aug 20, 2018
tossie101:
Lies from pit of hell.
Tanzanian man.
grin
That's not agbada though, don't be a retardeen
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Thanks Her Son, Jamil, For Supporting Her At An Event In London by kramer: 8:57am On Aug 20, 2018
EwuOjota:
Cute boi.

But who really get the pikin?recent activities don show say Sewer Garbage no dey fit close her legs for any small boy she see with eyes.

Cc: Pocohantas and Cococandy na who this pikin resemble sef?pikin cute like 2 face. Maka check if them don ever do collabo.
Lmaoo grin

2face right now...

CelebritiesRe: Actress Chika Ike Arrives Monaco In Style For Vacation (Photos) by kramer: 8:46am On Aug 20, 2018
Noted! Buh what I want to know is who’s sponsoring this trip? cause Monaco is the holiday spot for millionaires (dollars not naira) grin

AgricultureRe: Slow Loris: Animal Caught Alive On The Farm By A Nairalander (Photos, Video) by kramer: 9:57pm On Aug 18, 2018
Turks:
What’s this animal called please?
It is a biafran .. ahem .. Possum I think.

Please no one should quote me, I’m fasting.

CelebritiesRe: Meet Savage Trap Queen: Biography, Makes N100k Per Blue Film, Porn Actress by kramer: 11:57am On Aug 18, 2018
itspzpics:
Haaa n I dey make 10k per month ....ayemi
You're in the wrong profession grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Yoruba Guys Like Igbo Girls So Much? by kramer: 9:00am On Aug 16, 2018
weyreypey:
Anyone with a good explanation?
"Because they are easy to get, you just need to flash money infront of their faces and they're yours. " - Yoruba Demon

This is what I heard o, do not quote me I'm sleeping.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Daddy Freeze Can Never Make Me Stop Sowing Seeds/giving by kramer:
nelsonoba:
my point is - were you there to know if God told some of those pastors to ask congregation to sow or not? Are you angel Gabriel for you to determine who is receiving message from God or not?

God told Elijah to go cos he had commanded a widow to feed him, but as at when Elijah was speaking to the widow and asking her to bring the only food she has for him to eat first before her and her son, did it look to you like the woman was aware of what was going on? If the widow already had the voice of God telling her directly to feed Elijah, then would she have been telling Elijah that she doesn't have anything except a little flour and oil she wanted to make for her son and herself so they could eat and starve to death afterwards? God told Elijah he was going to command the widow to feed him because that widow was a giver and she had the heart to give, so God could trust her to not reject Elijah's instruction to provide for him. If it were people like you that Elijah had told to sow that kind of seed with your last food, you would have called him a fake prophet and said that if he was a true prophet, he would have seen it to know that you didn't have anything tangible to sow into his life. And i'm sure if God had even spoken to you to sow, you would have started rebuking God and saying it's the devil speaking to you, maybe even going as far as binding and casting 'every evil spirit that is asking you to give out your last food to a prophet'.


Note: Just as Jesus gave the parable of the sower and talked about seeds that fell on the wrong places instead of fertile soil, and how those seeds did not survive, I want you to note that in as much as I am a giver and unrepentant sower, I DO NOT SOW INTO EVERY PASTOR'S LIFE. I ONLY SOW INTO THE LIVES OF GENUINE MEN OF GOD. My pastor has proven to be a genuine man of God who would speak the truth to us including tithing and non-tithing related matters in the bible. He preaches prosperity as much as he preaches holiness and sanctification, and that is why I do not look back when i am sowing!

Just before i go, i want to drop something that will give you more heart attack when you read it. Among the several seeds and giving i've done this year alone, one of them was in June when i heard my Pastor was going to pay his house rent, and i quickly withdrew N223k(two hundred and twenty-three thousand naira) and transferred to his account to add to what he will use and pay his rent. That is just one of the seeds i sowed this year. I just mentioned it for you to hear it that i sowed that kind of seed to my pastor for it to PEPPER YOU VERY WELL! I can imagine you having nightmares this night and being unable to sleep as you keep thinking how a church member sowed N223k to a pastor. And the only reason i don't want to mention more seeds that i've sown here is only for the fact that i don't want to start publicising everything i did for God. But trust me when i say that if i wanted to start talking everything, you will probably be rushed to hospital for massive heart attack or even stroke after reading half of my list.

But i hope the only one i mentioned now PEPPERS YOU VERY WELL.
Loool, pepper me ko.. pepper soup ni lmao grin grin

To be honest I only skimmed through your essay (no time sorry) and I'm still waiting for that Bible passage about the feeding of 5000 and sowing. This is the 7th time asking. Don't dull.

my point is - were you there to know if God told some of those pastors to ask congregation to sow or not? Are you angel Gabriel for you to determine who is receiving message from God or not?
Were you there too? In the video with the Coza pastor he outright said he would go against God's word and say seeds work. What does that imply to you?

Christianity EtcRe: Why Daddy Freeze Can Never Make Me Stop Sowing Seeds/giving by kramer: 7:37pm On Aug 15, 2018
nelsonoba:
Lol! I like money but I DON'T LOVE MONEY. That is why money is a servant to me and not my master. This is the reason I can freely give out money. But you, money is your master and that is why you can't freely give it out, and it pains your body if you have to give out money. No wonder Jesus said "ye cannot serve two masters at the same time, you cannot serve God and money"!

When money stops being your Master, you will become free that day and giving out money will become a normal thing to you.

For your information, I am not a Pastor and I am never planning to open a church. I am just a born again Christian who believes everything God commands in the bible for Christians to do including paying tithes and sowing. That is the major difference between me and you.
Lool, I like you.. you are funny.

Whether you or your brethrens seed or not is none of my business really. Your prosperity/reward (or lack of it) doesn't put food on my table. My problem with your kind is the blatant bastardization and manipulation of the Bible in order deceive those that do not know any better.

I especially detest people who worship and praise their pastors/MOG but forget that God should be their main attention not man. Unless otherwise explicitly commanded by God of course. Btw, read the verse regarding Elijah again and you will see that God had "commanded" the widow to give. She had no choice.

As before, I await the reference to sowing in regards to the feeding of 5000. 6th time I'm requesting this.

Christianity EtcRe: Why Daddy Freeze Can Never Make Me Stop Sowing Seeds/giving by kramer: 5:32pm On Aug 15, 2018
nelsonoba:
For some time now, some fellows who think they can make some of us they call 'sheeple' to stop sowing seeds or giving have been putting up videos online of pastors asking people in congregation to sow seeds, first i remember was that of Funke Adejumo, and then Biodun Fatoyinbo.

Let me spell it out first before i continue; I AM AN UNCURABLE BELIEVER IN SOWING/GIVING. NO AMOUNT OF Daddy freezes or @HopefulLandlord or @kramer can stop me from sowing to my pastors or giving to church. In fact, as i type this, i am already imagining how i will sow N100,000,000,000 into my pastor's life one day when God blesses me with that kind of money, and i will love to see daddy freeze hug a wet transformer if he is still alive by that time and he gets to hear the news!

I am a sower today and i will remain one because i have seen results. Only a fool would have seen the kind of results i saw from sowing/giving to God and still think it doesnt work. I cannot list all the results cos there is no time to start typing everything here, but i will list just a few to help a few people who are genuinely seeking the truth;

1) In 2004, i was still in university and i had a General Studies course that i had taken in 2nd year, and, i failed it. This was a very simple course that i had read for and was actually expecting at least a B, but result came out and i saw F. i was heart broken and put myself together and decided to take it again in 3rd year. by the time i was in 4th year, results had come out for the exam i re-took in 3rd year, and i still saw an F again. I was mad this time around and i just couldnt understand why such a simple-looking course would be giving me an F when i'd been getting As in much more difficult courses. At this point i told myself i was never going to resit that course again (afterall, what is the guarantee that reading well and resitting it again like other time would make any difference with the same lecturer?). But then i remembered that talk is cheap, and if i was ever going to graduate with my mates, i had to pass this course. So i decided to do something out of the ordinary to create an out of the ordinary result for me in this condition.

Fortunately for me, one of my uncles that lived abroad at that time had just sent me around $200 via western union about a day or two before this result came out, and i decided to put the principle of sowing to test. I prayed and told God i did not want to retake this exam again. I paid my tithe from the money and took out $80(i can't remember precisely, but i think that was the exact amount i took out for the seed), put it in an envelope and went to my pastor. I told him i just came to sow a seed, and i didn't even mention the exact reason why i was sowing the seed to him, i just told him i was going to sow a seed and he should pray for me. He prayed for me there and told God to bless me. The next day after sowing the seed, i took a step of faith and decided to go meet the lecturer and tell him i needed to have my result changed (sounds crazy, huh? you better don't try such a move except you know who is backing you!).

I walked into the lecturer's office, and greeted him, he asked me who i was and what i wanted. i told him i was one of his students in 2nd year that took his course but failed it, and i took it in 3rd yr again and just saw F again in the results he released a few days ago, but that I CANNOT TAKE THE COURSE AGAIN. The man was taken aback, and for a moment he was probably trying to wonder who this 'little boy' was, who had the audacity to walk into his office and tell him he failed his course and wanted his result changed because HE COULD NOT TAKE THE EXAM AGAIN.

next thing, the man begins to question me, he asks me who i am, i told him. asked me my course of study, where i come from, who my parents are, i told him (and of course, my parents were 'nobody'). he asked me what church my parents attend, and before i knew it, we were having an interesting conversation and laughing. By the time we finished, the man frankly told me that he had already sent the results to Exams & Records, so that there is nothing he can do about it, if he hadn't sent it, maybe something could have been done. I looked at him and told him 'Sir, i can't take that exam again'. He then told me 'ok....you can go. come back and see me next week'.

Exactly one week later, i went back to his office. he didnt recognise me when i walked in and so he asked me again that who am i and what can he do for me. I reminded him that i was the student who came last week and told him about his course i faild and cannot take again. He quickly remembered and mentioned my name, and he then told me ''ok...you can go, i have taken care of it''. I then tried to ask him what my new grade was, but he refused to tell me. he just told me ''go, don't worry about it''.

At this point, i didn't know if i should believe him or not, cos if he was deceiving me, it means i will only get to find out when they release final year list of graduating students and my name is not there. but then i remembered the seed i sowed and that my faith was in God.

Guess what? I didn't find out what the man did until after i saw my name on the list of final year students graduating! When i later went to collect my transcript from the school, i saw the man had changed my result to a C.

All of this happened without the man knowing me before. I did not bribe him. God just remembered my seed and did themiracle for me

PS Note: Before you start asking God for this kind of academic miracle, make sure you have not been cheating in exams and you had done your best to study before the exams! I never cheated in any exam throughout my university days from year 1 to year 5. Cos you cannot be living in wilful sin and be expecting God to answer you and your seed! God wants your life first before he can accept your seed.

Many more examples i can give later. but no time for now
All this talk of sowing! sowing! sowing! Are you a tailor ni? Lol.

Anyway, I couldn't read all your write up sorry, but one thing I could clearly tell from your message is that you like money and you're more concerned about what you get from God (through sowing seeds) than worshipping and praising God himself which is our main purpose.

It is also obvious from your write up that you are, in some way, linked to the church otherwise you won't be wasting your time posting a long essay. So it's either you're jobless or this sowing thing is touching your income grin grin grin

I'm still waiting for that Bible passage about the feeding of 5000 and sowing. This is the 5th time asking.

As always my brother..

RomanceRe: Man Tells His Girlfriend He Is Broke On Whatsapp, See Reply She Gave Him (photos by kramer: 12:46am On Aug 15, 2018
Bloody obvious advert for Checkers.. you can even see the image in the WhatsApp background.

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