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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Asks Students To Sow N500,000 As Seed (Video) by kramer: 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2018
nelsonoba:
Also read the scriptures below so you can call Prophet Elijah a scammer or false prophet for asking a hungry widow who had almost nothing and was about to die of hunger to come and sow seed to him!


1 Kings 17:8-16 And the word of the LORD came unto him, saying,
Arise, get thee to Zarephath, which belongeth to Zidon, and dwell there: behold, I have commanded a widow woman there to sustain thee.
So he arose and went to Zarephath. And when he came to the gate of the city, behold, the widow woman was there gathering of sticks: and he called to her, and said, Fetch me, I pray thee, a little water in a vessel, that I may drink.
And as she was going to fetch it, he called to her, and said, Bring me, I pray thee, a morsel of bread in thine hand.
And she said, As the LORD thy God liveth, I have not a cake, but an handful of meal in a barrel, and a little oil in a cruse: and, behold, I am gathering two sticks, that I may go in and dress it for me and my son, that we may eat it, and die.
And Elijah said unto her, Fear not; go and do as thou hast said: but make me thereof a little cake first, and bring it unto me, and after make for thee and for thy son.
For thus saith the LORD God of Israel, The barrel of meal shall not waste, neither shall the cruse of oil fail, until the day that the LORD sendeth rain upon the earth.
And she went and did according to the saying of Elijah: and she, and he, and her house, did eat many days.
And the barrel of meal wasted not, neither did the cruse of oil fail, according to the word of the LORD, which he spake by Elijah.

http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bible.kingjamesbiblelite
Lol, error!

Is this the Bible passage on the feeding of 5000? This is the 4th time you've dodged my question.

Remember... DON'T LET THE DEVIL USE YOU!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Asks Students To Sow N500,000 As Seed (Video) by kramer:
nelsonoba:
It is people like you and daddy freeze that Jesus warned us about, telling us that in the last days, false prophets will arise claiming to do what they are doing in the name of God. People who wallow in gross darkness and ignorance, yet they make the loudest noise! Ordinary scriptures you can see before your eyes when you read about Elijah and the widow plus Jesus' feeding of 5000 with a little boy's bread and fish is what you still don't understand? Trying to twist scriptures up and down just to justify your hatred for giving/sowing. I can bet with everything I have that you are a greedy stingy human being and that is why you hate sowing so much. When you see people like me giving or sowing to church, it pains you to your bones cos you are seeing us do what your stingy life will not allow you do and you get jealous and want to make us become like you so that your insecurity will stop being threatened.

If you even go to church at all, your type are the ones who will spend thousands upon thousands every week pursuing women or indulging in parties/drinking, but when they come to church on Sunday, they drop N20(twenty naira) into the offering for God. The same God who gave you the oxygen you have been wasting since to use and commit sin instead of repenting, and later you come here to pretend you love God? You are a blatant HYPOCRITE!! YOU need to repent and give your life to Christ!
Lmaaoooo grin grin Bros you are too much!! As I was reading your comment I was jus laffing like a mad man grin

You say I twist the scriptures, yet it is you who presented your own "understanding" of the scriptures not me. I asked you several times to quote the Bible verse in relation to the feeding of 5000 and sowing but you still haven't Produced anything.

I'm waiting.

And remember...

CelebritiesRe: Mocheddah Has Added Weight Since Her Wedding (Photos) by kramer: 3:09pm On Aug 14, 2018
danaiks:
Who "nose" what happened to her this time cry
I see what you did undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Asks Students To Sow N500,000 As Seed (Video) by kramer: 2:48pm On Aug 14, 2018
nelsonoba:
Be there deceiving and confusing yourself with grammar you don't understand. I have shown you where Elijah explicitly asked a widow who had nothing except a little flour and oil to sow it to his life instead of doing the opposite as your mind would think. If this Elijah was a false prophet or scammer, he definitely would not have appeared with Moses to speak with Jesus on the mount of transfiguration.

Jesus implicitly asked the boy to sow a SEED, if not why was he asking the disciples if anyone there had any food? Why did he collect it from the boy if his asking was just for fun? Oga, Please go and give your life to Christ first and start studying the bible instead of studying daddy freeze and thinking you know the bible!
Satan get behind me angry

The story you have just written is YOUR interpretation of the Bible and NOT what the Bible says. Do you know if the food was TAKEN from the boy as opposed to FREELY given in the form of a seed? You don't! So don't assume. Don't preach! And most importantly, do not allow the devil to use you as he has used the pastor. Imagine telling your congregation that you go against the word of God!?

So, Mr Man, Don't preach nonsense that's not in the Bible. If you're going to reply me, reply with Bible verse I asked for.
CelebritiesRe: Mocheddah Has Added Weight Since Her Wedding (Photos) by kramer:
Ok noted, please lemme know when she loses the weight again, tannks

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Asks Students To Sow N500,000 As Seed (Video) by kramer: 8:37am On Aug 14, 2018
nelsonoba:
It makes sense, because even in your desperation to disprove the word and principles of Christ, you forgot to understand that before Jesus fed the 5000 with 5loaves of bread and 2fishes as you depicted in your photo above, JESUS FIRST ASKED FOR SOMEBODY TO SOW A SEED! AND A LITTLE BOY SOWED HIS 5LOAVES AND 2FISHES TO JESUS, AND THAT IS WHY JESUS WAS ABLE TO FEED THE 5000 MEN WITH IT!

Why didn't Jesus call down bread from heaven to feed those people? Why did he have to first ask somebody to sow a seed before he multiplied that seed to use it to feed the multitude? Is he not Son of God again that raised the dead and performed all sorts of miracle? Why didn't he use his powers to turn stone to bread and feed people with it?

You see, your problem is that you don't know who God is, cos if you did, you will have no problem sowing. You love money more than God and that is why you hate the idea of sowing. JESUS explained it by saying where a man's treasure is, there will his heart be also.
The quote below was taken from John 6

8 One of His disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, said to Him, 9 “There is a lad here who has five barley loaves and two small fish, but what are they among so many?” 10 Then Jesus said, “Make the people sit down.” Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down, in number about five thousand. 11 And Jesus took the loaves, and when He had given thanks He distributed them to the disciples, and the disciples to those sitting down; and likewise of the fish, as much as they wanted.
Where in the passage above does Jesus ask someone to sow a seed and where does it say that the boy "sowed a seed" as you've implied? please quote the passage next time maybe my Bible is missing the passage.

Furthermore, I noticed you happily ignored the part of my comment regarding your pastor willing to go against the word of God. Please discuss.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Asks Students To Sow N500,000 As Seed (Video) by kramer:
Christianity has lost its way smh


If you listen to video, at 6:27 he makes the statement below:

"If God appears to me and tells me Seed does not work, I'll tell God 'thank you', ... because Seeds work"

How does that make any sense?? Does this mean he his willing to go against the word of God all because of money/seed? False prophet alarm bells ringing here

LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Received An Honorary Degree In Amherst College Massachusetts by kramer: 12:40pm On Aug 12, 2018
Lol, it's funny how the ppl are commenting Igbo Amaka and Biafra.. yet the same ppl will curse her when she mentions anything regarding feminism! Hypocrisy at its peak! lmao grin grin grin
HealthRe: NAFDAC Shuts Down Krispy Kreme Doughnuts For Using Expired Raw Materials by kramer: 8:23pm On Aug 08, 2018
A whole Krispy Kreme!! The franchisor will not like this
PoliticsRe: When Will Oshimole's Foreign Wife Get Pregnant And Start Giving Birth? - Pics by kramer: 1:37am On Aug 07, 2018
onexile:
It's been almost 3 years now since Oshimole married/imported this woman to Nigeria as his wife, but ever since then nothing has happened,

Please when will she get pregnant so that Edo people will get value for their money which Oshim-ole spent to marry her.

Or is it that she doesn't allow him touch her?

As a concerned citizen i am only Just asking!

*modified*

Please all this attack on my person, so sombori can not ask questions on Nairaland again?

didn't you guys see question mark in the tittle?

mynd44 please protect me grin grin grin
Ogbeni yii you're not a serious fellow lmao grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Yoruba Couple & 4 Sons Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary In Matching Outfits by kramer: 7:21pm On Aug 06, 2018
Surrey2Bimshire:
Are you done crying ? ?
Don’t be a knob head
Wait! What’s wrong with 18/19 ? I’ll be one hell of a happy fella if I were to be 18/19 .
I’m literally laughing out loud .. what general message are you passing?
Ahah she’s my auntie ? Oh well quite possible.

Now run along !
What message am I passing? Lol Upon all your 6 packs you still act like a r3tard grin grin grin Read my post again and you'll see the message I'm trying to pass across.

And If you still don't understand the message I'm trying to pass across, when you get home show your obese mother my message and ask her what message I'm trying to pass and she'll tell you cheesy grin

Anyway, I'm done having fun with you now, feck off and don't bother replying, I wont read it kiss
FamilyRe: Yoruba Couple & 4 Sons Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary In Matching Outfits by kramer: 5:17pm On Aug 06, 2018
Surrey2Bimshire:
Erm no I’m not obese I’m well toned with perfect abs ...so yeah !im very far from being obese.
You’re not her doctor neither do you live with them to know what she’s been doing/going through in regards to her weight.
It’s important to mind your business when it’s comes to other people’s body
Moving on swiftly .
Lmao, you actually sound immature in your post, how old are you? 18, 19?

Anyway young man/woman, I truly believe you are, indeed, well toned with "perfect abs". Clap for yourself grin grin. I have even fried beans for you grin

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In case you were too incensed to realise, my post was a general message to all and not just your aunty. Besides last I checked, this is a public forum where opinions are shared, no? However, if you're not happy with my comment then you should take your own advise and "mind your business". Don't be a hypocrite. cool
FamilyRe: Yoruba Couple & 4 Sons Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary In Matching Outfits by kramer: 4:40pm On Aug 06, 2018
Surrey2Bimshire:
Sigh ..here we go again . Dietican Kramer,Lord of weight loss,king of know it all .

Wish them well and move on
You must be obese grin

On the real though, I never said I was a dietician or know everything. One thing I do know however is that some people still have the mentality that obesity signifies wealth, which is dangerous!
FamilyRe: Yoruba Couple & 4 Sons Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary In Matching Outfits by kramer: 3:33pm On Aug 06, 2018
Beautiful pic, beautiful family! They all look gorgeous. This is how I want my family to look cheesy

One thing though, mummy needs to start keeping fit, the days of equating a large size/weight to wealth has passed. Just look at the husband
RomanceRe: 'A Black Girl Without Boobs Or Ass Is Incomplete' - Azanian Rose @GoldenMbali by kramer: 10:11pm On Aug 02, 2018
All na flesh, and flesh wrinkles and ages with time. I'll take a woman with brains instead any day anytime
CelebritiesRe: Malia Obama Stuns In A Short White Gown As She Hangs Out With Boyfriend (pics) by kramer: 7:26pm On Jul 31, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Barrack Obama must be a failed father for allowing his daughters to be this wayward and irresponsible.
Like your father did any better in raising you, NL champion loool grin


safarigirl:
No, most black guys don't have the balls to date the daughter of the ex-President of the United States.

Most black guys prefer ill-proportioned science experiments like Blac Chyna, because they are ratchet

Most black guys prefer classless girls because they are easy, niggas like easy because they are too lazy to work for shiittt....
Please where did you get your stats from? Alexreports? angry If not, I reckon you need to remove yourself from the group of black guys you've been hanging around. wink
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe, Harry Kane, Luka Modric, Thibaut Courtois Win FIFA Player Awards by kramer: 6:51pm On Jul 15, 2018
Well deserved, except that Harry Kane.. he shouldn't be there at all
BusinessRe: Checkout The Best High End Gadgets Of 2018 And Their Bitter Rivals. (PICS) by kramer: 8:46am On Jul 10, 2018
Adding the prices would be great
CelebritiesRe: Habits That Might Ruin Wizkid’s Career By Oluwatobi Ibironke by kramer: 6:33pm On Jun 23, 2018
Someone should pls summarize this s*** for me #notime
LiteratureRe: Dana Loesch Slams Chimamanda Adichie Over Chivalry Comment by kramer: 3:24pm On Jun 16, 2018
You're damn right, talk about missplaced priorities
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CelebritiesRe: Jamil Balogun Graduates From Kindergarten. Looking Shy As He Speaks To The Crowd by kramer: 8:42am On Jun 06, 2018
RomanceRe: Five Things A Woman Can Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex by kramer: 8:24am On Jun 06, 2018
Nice
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi And Temi Otedola Having A Great Time In Italy (photos) by kramer: 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2018
CelebritiesRe: Ill Bliss: "My Wife Helped Me To Achieve Massive Weight Loss" by kramer: 6:03pm On Jun 03, 2018
goldcoinhub:
Popular Nigerian rapper, Ill Bliss, used to have a big stature
Buh he's still chubby though huh

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CelebritiesRe: Checkout Davido’s Stupendous Car Collection by kramer: 6:15pm On May 30, 2018
SportsRe: Ronaldo's Goal Ranked Number One In Top 10 Goals Of 2017-18 Champions League by kramer: 8:52am On May 30, 2018
Benekruku:
Consider who was in goal post.
I hear you, but there are some goals that are bound to go in no matter who's behind the post. I don't think Buffon would have been able to stop Bale's goal either, nobody saw it coming.
SportsRe: Ronaldo's Goal Ranked Number One In Top 10 Goals Of 2017-18 Champions League by kramer:
Really? .. I would have expected Bale to top this, scoring that type of goal at the final event takes a lot of balls!

Zizou was like..
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CelebritiesRe: John Fashanu And Rachel Bakam Spotted Together All Lovey Dovey....are They Back? by kramer: 7:20pm On May 22, 2018
This negro doesn't age
CelebritiesRe: Meet Drake's New Hot Jamaican Bae Who Helps Him Forget Rihanna by kramer: 2:05pm On May 20, 2018
safarigirl:
how do you know it is true if you have never followed them home? Do you know how defamation works?

Let us say, you call Tiwa Savage an Olosho, you will have to prove it, who is her sponsor? How does she get paid? What services does she render? If you say, she performed at her client's event and he paid her twice the market price, how does that make her an olosho? Couldn't he have just done that because she did really good? Let us say you call Chika Ike an olosho, if she sues you, you will have to prove she is indeed an olosho, will you not? What will you present to the court in that instance?

So, my dear, mentioning anyone's name outrightly, would be tantamount to defamation. Just because people go about calling others ashawo and olosho on the internet, doesn't mean one cannot be sued for it. Just that, those who do so are men of straw and the court says one should never sue a man of straw.
However in the states it is up to 'the accused' to prove that they are not what they have been accused of. So please feel free to name any American oloshos that are making it big, ham waiting cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Meet Drake's New Hot Jamaican Bae Who Helps Him Forget Rihanna by kramer: 8:04am On May 20, 2018
safarigirl:
I could, but you see, olosho work is like drug dealing. Nobody is openly an olosho, they cover up with legit businesses like acting, modeling, hosting, singing.....so, calling them olosho would amount to defamation
Lol Defamation ko acclamation ni, This your excuse is lyrics lori gangan to my ears, BTW it's not defamation if it's true so give us those names now or forever hold your peace.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Drake's New Hot Jamaican Bae Who Helps Him Forget Rihanna by kramer: 7:19pm On May 19, 2018
safarigirl:
those ones were doing it when it wasn't paying


Like I said, smart oloshos make smart money. Not every olosho is smart
Lol, yeah right.. Please stop giving oloshos false hope. Can you name 10 successful oloshos ma
CelebritiesRe: Meet Drake's New Hot Jamaican Bae Who Helps Him Forget Rihanna by kramer: 5:45pm On May 19, 2018
safarigirl:
she will invest the money made from her body and beauty on production of beauty products

Na so una been dey insult Kim K and the whole Kardashian clan that year, until Kim started bailing Kanye with 53 million dollars.

Guy bone that thing, better ashawo dey pay especially when properly invested. And honestly, you don't know the girl enough to determine her brain power. She was smart enough to work her way into Drake's bed. She can do a lot with just that exposure, ask Karreuche
How many oloshos professional beauty workers are there and how many have made it to the point where Kim K is? The ratio would be 1: 500,000. Do not be misled by what you see on TV. And this karreuche you mention, how much does she earn? How much is she owing? If you want to know whether olosho business is profitable in the long run then look at those expired oloshos and ask where they are now? Im talking about Pamela Anderson, Jordan, Monica Lewinsky etc

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