₦airaland Forum

cyril83:
Arsen wenger = asin winger ( most Nigerians )

Robben = robin ( oyo, osun, ekiti and ogun )

Saturday = sarrurday ( oyo and osun )

Question = questin ( this is common in the sw/se)

Chelsea = shelsea ( sw tongue )

Oil = oyel ( south eastsouth tongue )

People = fifu ( typical hausa tongue )

Government = ganment ( my brothers from the north )

Fixed.

Drinkwater:
I'm particularly more concerned about the slowpoke that went to the Academy and blew his chances, what a fool.

His african parents must have told him to 'shine his eyes and be smart when he gets to europe'.You know Africans and their mentality.

Selfishness and greed are major reasons why Africa will not move forward.He was even asked to build each member a house and put them on a monthly wage.RIDICULOUS!

Selfishness and greed is one of the reason why Africa will not be able to move forward.After working hard to be where he is, his family decided to exploit him and blame him for everything that went wrong.Are they physically or mentally challenged that they cannot make their own money.Instead they decided to put the family burden on the man.He was even asked to build each a house and give them a monthly wage.Ridiculous!

scantee:
haa haa just chill u go see performance of the season by ma lads, they know when to up their game, i bet u Buy-yam will get single goal tonight quote me later.

Scenes when Barca fail to beat Bayern tonight.

logica:
Ha ha. The usual Madrid way; always trying to cover up. Everybody watching knew that was a sending off. Of course the ref creates new rules when Madrid is involved.

All that is in the past now.What is barca's plan to avoid being molested today?

ddippset:
Bros, scoring of headers has never been made an extraordinary feat until you decided to make it so. You want to force force and force records. Stop talking about 'he has scored 1 million headers and all that, it makes you look unserious.

But scoring that amount at once is definitely extraordinary.It's just like saying scoring 50 goals a season is not exceptional because players have been scoring goals since the inception of football.Tell me any player in the last 20 years who has scored that amount of headers in a single season.If you can't, forget about bringing this up again and let's discuss how Barca will be collecting their usual today.

I hope we do not concede first at the Bernebeu as the team that scores first will have huge confidence for the rest of the match.Meanwhile, CR scored his 15th header of the season last night.Prior to that, he had never hit double figures in terms of heading before.Some strikers have not even scored 15 this season.

ddippset:
lol, what's your obsession with headers? People have been scoring headers for the past 100 years. Ronaldo has a spell of headers and suddenly you are having a time of your life talking about headers. Ever since messi began destroying records in 2010, everything Ronaldo did became a record. I am patiently waiting for the day they will tell us Cristiano Ronaldo is the first man in history to score a goal with his pen1s.

Why won't i have the time of my life when i am witnessing history before my eyes.We are talking about a player scoring 15! headers so far this season, you are talking about players in last 100 years scoring with their head.How many has scored 15 in a single season.I bet you if the midget scored 15 headers in a single season, then he would have been declared the greatest header of the ball since the inception of football.No need to bore you with any CR-Messi talk today as today is the moment of truth.I would love to see how Barca plan on beating Bayern.

logica:
LMAO.

He would've offered to take it even if it was against Madrid.

By the way, why was Dani Carvajal not sent off?

Why are you taking panadol for another man's headache? Don't you have a tough match to discuss about.

Amaechi5:
In truth and honesty apart from that Ronaldos header, he didn't do much in this game especially second half.

That 'header' will be crucial if madrid advance to the final.

kazmanbanjoko:
Thunder fire madrid. Who be madrid. For where tevez dey. Ronaldo dey mad ni. Him no fit defeat juventus na.

Ogbeni keep mute and wait for the return leg at the Bernebeu.

barcanista:
Oga Juve go beat you for Madrid. Barca is on course to be crowned champion

Course ko, lecture ni.Abegi park well jare.Barka will not win this UCL.

emusmith:
Hala Madrid! I know what we'll do to them in my home...One goal is enough... Then I see Barca in Berlin

How are we even sure Barka will make it to Berlin.They might be masaccred by Bayern.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Juve players celebrating like they won the final, lmao.

Real Madrid players are fond of giving opponent's false hope in the first leg and then playing like their lives depend on it and finishing the job in the second.

Let me guess what will happen in the second leg.

Juve players will park the bus the whole match trying to hold off their first leg lead and then in the process madrid will turn on the counter attack and score 2 goals at home which will ultimately see off Juventus.

Mark my words![/color]

Thank you jare, your head is there.They were celebrating as if they had secured their tickets to the final.We will meet at the Bernebeu.

stevemims:
This is why krasid will always be criticized. As a true fan of R.M he should be here to defend and analyze this match bt nba he nor go show face,i dey sure say him dey wait FCB downfall tomoro. We nor go fall sha

I should be on a Barca thread to analyze a Real madrid match With statements like these you would know that the world is about to end.

usbcable:
Simple
Carlo eyebrow is a scared coach.
Ramos for the love of God is a natural defender.

ATM is a rugged side that needs to be battled in midfield so a Ramos may do that but not every game you deploy a formation of necesity as if its a midad touch.

The guy no get brain at all.

I would like to see what your preferred XI/formation would have been.This is a UCL semi-final FFS, and every little detail matters.I am guessing Carlo was trying to play it safe knowing well that we would be playing the 2nd leg at the bernebeu.The last time we got to this stage with an attacking intent, we were mauled 4-1 at the signa iduna.Carlo ancelloti might just be one of the most underrated coach of all time and it is evident with statements like these.For me this is not such a bad result.

usbcable:
Every other thing you said here is valid except for the first line.
The last person I can trust is Mr Ancelloti.

Not even when he won the UCL in his first season for Real madrid when other coaches failed for seasons.

ddippset:
Another record for Christiano Ronaldo. He's the first man in history to score a tap in with his head, his chest, his right foot, his left foot

Good record, but does it beat this: Ronaldo has scored more headers this season than Messi, Suarez, Neymar, and Pique combined.

manuelpepper:
u r a demented spinless modafucking ass licker.


r u tval?

dont start with me else u will regret ur life.

If the team you support has not secured a ticket for the UCL final in Berlin, shut up and GTFOH.

Iaz93:
Sir, what's Carlitto planning to use Illara and Lucas Silva for? Why is Carlitto hell-bent on using our midfield for experiment on big stages.

What's happening with Bale?

Keep calm and trust Carlo.He might not be an expert in winning league titles but has an exceptional UCL record.Bale is just coming back from an injury, surely you don't expect him to hit top form immediately.Maybe he shouldn't have been a starter for this match, but he will be key for the 2nd leg.

homesteady:
Lmaoooooooooooo! The whole world is blasting Bale, so your opinion doesn't count!
You'll hide your head in shame tomorrow when Neymar runs bayern defense ragged

Neymar is a fraud.I am almost a 100% sure he won't do anything tomorrow.He will be exposed by Bayern tomorrow.

manuelpepper:
dj tval.where.u dey na?




abeg play me anaconda

Stop being an obsessive wank3r.We lost just by a single margin and are still favourites to progress.

homesteady:
Krasid, do you now agree with me that Bale is the most expensive shiit ever?

NO! Neymar will be exposed tomorrow.The only person that can save Barca is Suarez.

scantee:
by free tap-in header, he was unmarked, king of tap in

Having a player that scores 54 tap ins or a player that scores 5 stunners in your team in a season, which would you prefer?

chimerase2:
Dat ronaldo goal too cheap

Tap in, spectacular goal; all count as a single goal.

KingTom:
Foolstiano Mumuldo don score

Bad belle is allowed.

Taylor86:
just dnt know y i hate football



if you like carry me go stamdford (hope is correct) bridge to watch match for free


i go leave una there commot go find where i go chop eba

Why are you commenting on a football topic then?

Barca fans should come and show support as we aim to become the first or probably 2nd spanish team to make it to Berlin.Hopefully it will be an all spanish affair in Germany.

philfearon:
The odds Favour Madrid,but the last time this two sides met at this stage,Juventus went on to qualify to the finals....
I pitch my tent with Juventus!!
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#fact:No team has won the Champions league back to back..So either way,Madrid is going..Better now,than a finals humiliation!
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Juventus Advantage:
The underdog status..

Story, story.Tell me more.After beating Juve in both games, we are storming Berlin to beat whichever FCB we meet.We were the 1st to win and defend the european cup and we will be the first to defend the UCL.

Misogynist2014:
I and my guy was going home as usual but he told me he wanted to see a girl, so we branched at her shop, where she was learning how to sew clothes, first he bought water for us, later he bought soft drinks. After leaving her shop (in which was her trainer), I asked him why a guy like him chose to go after a seamstress (who obviously likes him) instead of a campus babe, his reply shocked me. He said he just wants to have sex with her.

Tell your friend that he will have daughters who might become seamstresses in future too.

Nneka123:
Not more than the guys, a girl could be a novice when it comes to faking accent around a guy

Guys are really professional, you will be wondering if he is related to Prince Willams

Girls are more professionals in the act of faking accents and it is a fact.It is as if all girls go to a school for faking accents at the age of 2.Some have not even crossed Seme border but if they speak, you would think they were born in europe.