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Throughout the lifetime of all the notorious criminals in our history, from Pablo Escobar to Tony Montana, To Anini, Evans and co.. they all had to be lucky everytime. The police had to be lucky just once!!

Dear friends, embrace your mortality. Be not afraid of the poisonous claws of death, but live each day of your life with the consciousness that you are only promised death in this cold world. Don't leave for tomorrow what you should do today. Enjoy your life while you still sip the chanced breath of life. Be good to all and live in the reality of the moment. We are all actors on the brief stage of life, all waiting for the curtains of life to fall on us.

RIP to the dead.

THIS IS REALLY BAD FOR NGOs IN NIGERIA.

This is why Africa is backward. They rob you and rub it on your face!!

When celebrities venture into politics, they always go with just one weapon- their fame. They have nothing to offer the populace. No experience or wisdom to lead. They just want you to vote them because they are popular.
My dear queen, Nigerians will give you hope but at the end of the day, you will be left hanging in the air

How then can we begin to rank our students from 120?? This is not just right. We started CBT some years ago and we were applauded for the advancement and now are reducing the cut-off mark in the name of ranking. If the essence of Jamb is now solely for ranking, then it should be scrapped so that the universities can conduct their screening exams themselves. These guys are just putting our lecturers under stress.

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Please I need relevant information on this. Is it under the federal government of Nigeria or still waiting to be inaugurated?

lalasticlala

Congrats man.

We discussed this particular issue in our CDS meeting today. I think Charly Boy has tried so far. The same people that threatened 2face's family are at it again.
As a country we haven't gotten to the stage of full-scale protest. The diversity in education and religion is a big problem to us.
The constitution provides the right to freedom of expression and association. But stoning peaceful protesters is highly condemnable!

dowjones:
you should do the test after 3 months of contact, you should not rush into rejoicing.

There are worse STD's than HIV. trust me. HIV is nice

Yea since then, I have done 4 tests in the space of 2 years to be sure of my status. Even in NYSC camp I did it again. They even gave us five condoms as souvenir sef

I remember back in 2015 in Kano state. I met an Akwa Ibom girl in the office where I was working while I was waiting for NYSC. She was a co-worker and along the line we started having casual sex even when I knew she was having a bohfriend. For some unknown reasons, this girl hated condoms and each time I brought it out she would frown and complain that I am indirectly calling her a slut. But one way or the other, I will still find my way and enter the place with my condom.

One fateful evening we were together on the bed and about to have sex, I checked my drawer and realised there was no condom. Gosh! I was already having a strong erection, she noticed there was no condom and she immediately started caressing my groin and put it in her mouth. She begged me to make love to her like that. That she wanted to feel the real me. I couldn't hold my groin that was already craving an orgasm. I fell for it and indeed the sex was mind-blowing.

Fast forward to 3 weeks later, I started noticing changes in my body. I was losing appetite and weight. My groin started iching me somehow and I was having bowel issues. Gosh! I was terrified. I googled symptoms of HIV and funny enough it appeared that some of the symptoms were already manifesting.

The next day, I went for ARV screening and thankfully the test was negative. I ended the affair immediately and promised God never to have sex again till marriage. I had been celibate ever since 2015 not until last month when I met one beautiful girl in Asaba. God forgive me!

kellysam:
Like seriously, I need this but the criteria to enable one get it isn't funny at all.
Anyone with link on how I can write the English test and obtain the certificate?

Its 68k and you must come to the centre with your International passport. The test is usually done twice a month in some selected states.

I don't have an International passport yet. And the 68k is dear

DONT GO THROUGH LIFE WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER SOMEBODY LIKES YOU OR NOT. JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE DOING RIGHT BY YOU. LIKING YOU WAS NEVER A BARGAIN OR PRE-REQUISITE TO SUCCESS. WHEN YOU GET INTO THE WORLD, NOBODY IS GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND OR LOOK AT YOU. YOU HAVE GOT TO MAKE YOUR OWN WAY!

We can't do it all on our own. We still need the grace of God to pull us through. That is why we need to thank God not only for the gift of life but for the gift of not leading us to valleys and shadow of pain and penury. RIP to the dead

Electric car in an "I -pass-my-neighbour-generator- oriented" country. With the epileptic power supply in Nigeria, you would have to buy 20 litres of fuel to put inside your generator and charge your car.

Penny wise pound foolish!

olakunlemy:
You have been scheduled for a Banking interview with Workforce Group on 7th Aug. 2017 by 10:00am @ Garban Gora House,Farm Centre,Opp.Assalam Private Sch.along Country Mall,Kano.Come with your original credentials.Dress Code:English Corporate.08090335577

Pls kindly help with any info on interview question of workforce. I was called for an interview on Monday.

I was also invited for an interview on Tuesday. Send me a mail pls

The agony of a woman not having a child can not be quantified by any measurement in the world, so no one can blame these women for going the extra mile to ensure they are also called mothers.
This is the story of dozens of women in Indian who are desperately looking for a child as they allow ‘God-men’ to trample over them. Tribal women in Andhra Pradesh, southern India, have performed this ritual for generations during the annual festival of Ekadashi, during the month of July.

http://www.informationng.com/2017/07/shocking-see-women-go-just-become-pregnant.html/amp

Real Madrid have been ranked the top club in the world in a ranking compiled by clubworldranking.com. The rankings take into consideration clubs around the world, their performances and quality of players they have.





http://www.spillednews.com/2017/05/real-madrid-and-barcelona-rank-top-2.html

cosby02:
You dont need to write this poo....just go and seperate them...oloriburuku.


















Op

What about the Jidenna factor?

. I just stated an opinion. Like I said, I might be wrong.

REASONS WHY BANKY W AND ADESUA ETOMI'S MARRIAGE MAY NOT STAND THE TEST OF TIME (Kindly read to the end, before you crucify me)


Love is a beautiful thing especially when it is between two persons and not the whole world. As much as I thank God that the number 1 bachelor of Nigeria has finally tied the knot with his hearthrob, I dislike the publicity and media hype. The media is the worst friend to take along in the journey of marriage, especially when this marriage involves two celebrities. Take Tonto Dike and Churchill for example. Who would believe that a whole Tonto was living a life of pretense and deceit all through, just to meet the insatiable urge of the media? Look at Tiwa and Tbillz, Mercy Aigbe and Lanre Gentry, Toyin Aimakhu and Adeniyi Johnson,Juliet Ibrahim, Ini Edo and my favourite couple that never lasted up to 2years, Ubi Franklin and Lilian Esoro. The reason for the crash all boils down to the same devil -the media. The media will rob you of your right to a private life and force you to do stuffs you probably do not want to, simply because you don't want to fall your hands, everybody is watching you of course! In no time, we might get to see headlines like "Adesua goes shopping with a close friend", "Newly-wedded Banky spotted with an unknown lady in a club", "Etomi Unfollows Husband on Twitter", "I still love my wife with all my heart- Banky insists" etc. Although it is my prayer that their marriage lasts, but I feel they need to take this publicity thing easy. I wasn't surprised when Tbillz said if he was given an opportunity to marry Tiwa Savage again, he wouldn't involve himself in any elaborate or high profile wedding. Just like fire, the media is a good servant but a bad master.
The second reason why I feel this marriage isn't gonna last long is because they didn't know themselves when they had nothing. There is something powerful about marrying someone who was there for you when you had nothing. That is true love. Some guys wouldn't understand this and that is why they make mistakes. When you get married to someone who struggled with you through thick and thin, you will never doubt their loyalty especially when you have finally made it. The marriage will be heaven on earth. You will make them your next-of-kin, have a joint account with them, you will do just anything that you wouldn't do to someone who merely accepted you bearing in mind that you are rich and comfortable plus handsome like Banky. Look at 2face and Annie, Peter Okoye and his Lola Omotayo, Basketmouth and Elsie, etc. I might be wrong sha!
In addition to the above reasons, I feel Banky W is in a hurry to be a married man. Why the sudden rush? He just proposed the other day and before we could digest the good news, he has already gone for intoduction. This is indeed the "Fastest introduction of all time by the oldest bachelor". Lolss what an award! I don't want to nurse the obvious thoughts that Banky W is under some form of pressure from family and friends to get married, because I feel he is old enough to know what he wants, but still, it is obvious that he is rushing. Could our Banky be possibly scared of something? I hope not. Like I said earlier, I might be wrong.
Finally, here comes the greatest reason why I am paranoid about this highly-publicized union. Guess who, Jidenna -the Bambi crooner, the classic man, the "baba for the girls", the cute gentleman that asked us to pay 25k to see his nicely-shaved beard. Most Nigerians weren't paying attention when Adesua professed her undying love for Jidenna on the 13th of April, exactly 20 days before Banky proposed to her. In her own words "It's Official. I've Been Fighting It. Trying To Tell Myself What i Feel Isn't Real. ...It Is. Dear Jidenna, I Love You. Such A Babe". A look at her twitter time line and you will see how all of his music shows are being tweeted by her and other stuff about him. If I'm to judge from the intensity of her crush, I can say that just one retweet from Jidenna might mean the end of their marriage.
I wish and pray that Banky W and Adesua Etomi fight through the storms of media-encroached marriage and make it to forever. I am an optimist. And I might be wrong all the same!!

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ibnchokomah:
Guys if u are not in stream one like myself[sub][/sub] just take heart. There are many things you can do before then. Just see it as an opportunity for something bigger. Congrats to everyone that was mobilized. See you when it's my turn comes up.

Please bro kindly check for me and send the screenshot of my dashboard to this number 08060028105 via WhatsApp

Please chat me up

franugo:
when will CUL for stream 2 be out then?

Are you in stream 2 too