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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Killing, Burying Prostitute In Delta by Kraspo(m): 6:48am On Oct 18, 2017
professorchuks:


True talk boss! I'm from OKPANAM(also known as Asaba). Gals can fight for guys eh! Nt coz of money, or facial appearance, jst luv dem, and dey will reciprocate

Correct guy!
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Denies Calling Omojuwa "Stupid", Says It's 'Photoshopped' by Kraspo(m): 11:02pm On Oct 17, 2017
francmoda:
Being a good man or a philanthropist doesn’t make u a good leader...instead of giving people fish, make the ocean conducive so people can fish!

How does building a statue makes the ocean unconducive for you to fish?
TV/Movies / Re: Kalu Ikeagwu, Ebere Okaro, Yaw, Others With D.O.P Jude Legemah On Set Of "Mr B" by Kraspo(m): 11:00pm On Oct 17, 2017
Youngadvocate:


Romantic kwa!?

City dey dey romantic?


Yes. "romantic" does not always denote romance and sex. It can connote "warm atmosphere", "appealing" "powerfully sentimental" and "evocative".


READ!!
TV/Movies / Re: Kalu Ikeagwu, Ebere Okaro, Yaw, Others With D.O.P Jude Legemah On Set Of "Mr B" by Kraspo(m): 10:27pm On Oct 17, 2017
ibawon:
Kraspo. I won relocate from Lagos to some other place, I never make up my mind oo
Maybe Asaba will do wink

You are welcome my bro. Asaba is the most romantic place on earth
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: VACANCY: Become An Online Instructor And Earn Good Money. by Kraspo(m): 10:22pm On Oct 17, 2017
Henrynliam@yahoo.com
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Killing, Burying Prostitute In Delta by Kraspo(m): 10:02pm On Oct 17, 2017
Chronicles Of Corper Henry
ASABA GIRLS DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Before I came to Asaba, I have always been the guy who had entered every single relationship with a pack of Panadol extra because of the kind of headaches I was forced to put up with. Back in Maiduguri during my university days, I fell head over heels in love with one dark Adamawa girl who I was ready to live and die for. I will trek the length and breadth of the school, under the scorching sun just to see her. Unfortunately, she sensed my undying love for her and ended up breaking my heart during the examination period. Up till today, I am yet to forgive her.
My love experience in Kano remains the worst till date that I came to a conclusion that I will have nothing to do with Sabon Gari girls anymore. The only language they seem to understand is money and ‘cat fish’. I remember how one Akwa Ibom girl looked at me from head to toe and told me to my very face that ‘who your love epp? Give me money joor’. Even after buying her wristwatch, she refused to have my time. But the romance atmosphere down here in Asaba is quite different. Finding true love in Asaba seems to be less complicated. The girls here are so loving that you might mistake them for Americans. They won’t put you through the rigorous tasks of toasting and chasing and buying ‘eshi-ewu’ and recharge cards for three weeks straight before they take you in. An average Asaba girl, will take you on a journey into her innermost secrets and give herself to you, body and soul without looking back. They don’t even want your money. They are contented with sharing your space, time and attention and with this kind of affections, you can’t help but purr from warm sweetness. Service year afforded me an opportunity to explore some of the many hidden treasures that God deposited in Asaba. And on three occasions, I have been pampered and spoiled with the kind of love that the sun has for mother earth. The kind of love that lights up the whole world!
And of all my adventures in the feminine world, I will never forget my romantic experience with Debby who I met inside a keke. Armed with a rose tattoo that spread down her left arm, a nose ring, four ear rings that ran across her ear, a leg chain and an enigmatic Briton accent, I was helplessly under her spell. It didn’t take long before we connected like electric cables and she illuminated my world. She would call me ‘Chinedu’ with a tone that nobody else has ever called me with. She would read my love poems and melt and with the way she smiled at me, I knew she meant it. She was the first girl to prepare banga soup and bring to my room and after I tasted it, sweet Jesus! I wanted to see her parents.
There are a good number of them who have gone out of their way to show me true love and in all sincerity, I have always had my mind blown away. Asaba girls are content to hold your hand and walk in the evenings, sharing your time, space and silence. Sure, just like every other girl, they treasured their recharge cards, perfumes and night ‘suya’, but since they have you, all the material things of the world seemed so immaterial. Few weeks ago, I met a girl in Asaba during my evening stroll who looked me in the eyes for five minutes, touched my elbow occasionally and finally told me that I made her feel very special again. Back in kano, they only time girls felt so special in my presence was when my wallet started to show itself frequently.
And that is why I decided to write this so that every guy out there will read and have a rethink about his purpose in love life. Asaba is the place to be for all the broken hearted out there who seek emotional healing and reassurance. These girls down here are super romantic. For all the guys tired of buying recharge cards and making hair, come down to Asaba and be treated like a king. You only have one life to live, don’t waste it in Kano, Port Harcourt and Lagos.

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Denies Calling Omojuwa "Stupid", Says It's 'Photoshopped' by Kraspo(m): 8:14pm On Oct 17, 2017
Rochas is a good man. Some people who have relations and friends who are beneficiaries of Rochas foundation still go about vilifying him. People wonder why despite all the hatred for Rochas, he still wins and wins and his foundation is still growing. This is because the prayers of the thousands of children he has sponsored their education keeps him winning.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 11:14am On Oct 16, 2017
sasquareT:

I guess I won't be going then if I am invited.. Cos I do not even registered for WAEC back...
I sat for only NECO since it is the .most surest then and by God grace I trashed it in one sitting

NECO is equivalent to WAEC as long as Nigerian constitution is concerned.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 5:38pm On Oct 15, 2017
Tope2580:
okay, thanks sir.
You are welcome
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 5:38pm On Oct 15, 2017
Please who has been added to the group? I drop my number since morning and up till now nothing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 4:41pm On Oct 15, 2017
Oyehomie:

Please what do you mean by Position?.. Explain yourself please..... But if you are asking what number you are on the list, i think it's the last set of numbers on your Application Number....


And if it's about what to apply for, read it carefully, if your course of study is written, you will see it there.... I did Mechanical Engineering... Sooo,....

Yes thanks I meant the number on the list. I have applied and submitted already. I am having issues printing the application summary. I guess because I am using a phone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 9:02am On Oct 15, 2017
Trust4u1:
greetings, kindly drop your numbers here to join the WhatsApp group if you are interested. thanks

08060028105 Kindly add me up ASAP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 9:00am On Oct 15, 2017
Oyehomie:
I applied successfully this afternoon and was able to print out my application summary........ Chose Rivers..
Thanks OP for the info.

How does one check one's position in the list?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 8:50am On Oct 15, 2017
Tope2580:
I have submitted successfully, please which one is " transaction ID "?

I guess its application number
Education / Re: For The First Time In History,unilorin Produces 89 First Class Graduates In 2017 by Kraspo(m): 8:12am On Oct 15, 2017
May God favour the graduates

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Health / Re: 5 Ways To Cure Mouth Odour In Nigeria by Kraspo(m): 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2017
Even if you are broke, single and jobless with no money, the sole fact that you don't have mouth or body odour is something to be grateful for.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 2:43pm On Oct 14, 2017
dahmie2013:

Pls how did u submit? When I click on submit, it only brings dat warning msg, I still can't submit.

Use google chrome

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 Recruitment Of Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by Kraspo(m): 12:45pm On Oct 14, 2017
sundaysamuel770:



same here
I tried throughout the night but still receive the same respond


please has anyone pass this stage.?

I have applied and submitted early this morning. However I am having issues with printing the application summary and generating the transaction ID. Each time I click on PRINT, an error message pops up.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos Teachers Please Help A Willing Teacher by Kraspo(m): 6:36am On Oct 14, 2017
adakoleagbenu:

which level you dey now? u no go calm down ni
He only asked a simple question.
Celebrities / Re: Bernice Burgos In Nigeria For D'banj's Album 'The Kingdom Come' Club Tour by Kraspo(m): 1:02pm On Oct 13, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: See What Jidenna Has To Say About Nigeria Qualifying For The World Cup by Kraspo(m): 7:29am On Oct 08, 2017
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!

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Celebrities / Re: HIV+ Mary Ero Was Helped By Banky W When She Was Abandoned 8-Years Ago by Kraspo(m): 3:16pm On Oct 02, 2017
oshe11:
mr adviser tank U
You are welcome
Celebrities / Re: HIV+ Mary Ero Was Helped By Banky W When She Was Abandoned 8-Years Ago by Kraspo(m): 3:15pm On Oct 02, 2017
muller101:
so u prefer HIV to AIDS. grin

Don't try to be funny. I corrected your mistake. AIDS is an advance stage of HIV. Don't marry the two.

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Celebrities / Re: HIV+ Mary Ero Was Helped By Banky W When She Was Abandoned 8-Years Ago by Kraspo(m): 3:08pm On Oct 02, 2017
oshe11:
coman fox me
I can't force you. It is an advice.
Celebrities / Re: HIV+ Mary Ero Was Helped By Banky W When She Was Abandoned 8-Years Ago by Kraspo(m): 3:05pm On Oct 02, 2017
muller101:
She get AIDS like that grin I think I know her o
b


HIV is different from Aids. And HIV is no longer a death sentence

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Celebrities / Re: HIV+ Mary Ero Was Helped By Banky W When She Was Abandoned 8-Years Ago by Kraspo(m): 3:03pm On Oct 02, 2017
oshe11:
na she dey d 2 pics


Abi she meant 20yrs ago ni
.

Learn to read before you comment

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: To A People Of Colour, We say Happy Independent Day by Kraspo(m): 8:34am On Oct 01, 2017
[b][/b]NIGERIA AT 57: SOBER REFLECTIONS ON OUR EXISTENCE AS AN INDEPENDENT NATION


BY HENRY CHINEDU NLIAM




Today marks the 57th independence anniversary of our beloved country Nigeria amidst the increasing challenges to nationhood. The anniversary this year is particularly of great significance as it is at a time the country is coming out of a severe recession that almost brought the economy of the country to a standstill. This is aside the fact that the president had on two occasions within the year, been away on medical grounds, raising fears that he might be unfit for the job.
As a nation, Nigeria has been through a lot of challenges from every corner of the country. The insurgency in the north-east, militant activities in the south, herdsmen attacks across the country and the boiling agitation for secession in the east are but a few of the threats to our common existence as a nation. Since our independence in 1960, we have managed to come out from our every challenge as a united nation under one God.
Nigeria was born 50 years ago on a bedrock of a great dream carved out of the sincere aspirations and expectations of the people themselves, their honest desire, inner ability, determination and commitment to build a one-of-a-kind society that embodied the best of human genius, true empathy, limitless tolerance and a vibrant workforce that is ennobled by a rich and diverse culture that would serve as its context and lifeline.
That dream was born out of the clear vision of a group of brilliant and genuinely highly motivated young leaders who were as eloquent as they were passionate, and as responsive and solicitous of the people’s will and support as they were soberly accessible, responsible and reliable. A dream that was to shape the future and serve as the blueprint for the entire African continent.
Together, the people and their youthful, smart and charismatic leaders seemed a perfect fit for nation-building even though they had political, ideological and strategic differences and interests which they mostly recognized and enthusiastically debated in the open. Together, the people and their political leaders were on the same train, one propelled as much by the sheer force of their common dream and fortitude as by the energy of the great promise of the new Nigeria they embarked on building. They were clear about the complex challenges of masterminding the future of Nigeria and of the fact that success or failure lay in their hands, and they were sober about the enormity of that responsibility.
Two-thirds of Nigerians have no recollection of that moment on Saturday, October 1, 1960 when the Union Jack came down for the last time in Nigeria and the vertical green-white-green panels of the flag of an independent Nigeria rose in dignity at what was then Independence Square, later appropriately renamed Tafawa Balewa Square after the nation’s first prime minister. As for the older one-third, those amongst them who were old enough to experience the magical exhilaration of independence as the right to shape their own destiny in accordance with their own genius, anecdotal evidence in the absence of a comprehensive dedicated study suggests that there is some sort of an intellectual hesitation, an emotional uncertainty, a combined unease.
There seems to be a profound unwillingness to categorically characterize this moment in history and the years that immediately precede it, for fear that doing so might reveal their own sense of existential guilt and responsibility for what failed to come about and yet most eminently could have been. Amongst this group there is a palpable sense of having been let down. By whom perhaps? This is where the perception is rather blurred.
Most commonly it is said, that the Nigerian dream and promise were betrayed by a group generically called “our leaders”. But it is hard not to discern in this disquiet, the sense also that most of this generation, my generation, privately feel that, to some extent, we might in some way have let ourselves down, we might have contributed, even if inadvertently or by miscalculation or honest omission, and, in so doing, let our young generation down in not having so far delivered the foundation on which they could have built their own glorious present and future legacy.
The truth remains that Nigeria is so difficult to rule due to the diversity in culture, language and religion. So, it may take more than we expect for us to fully become a developed nation.
We are always in the habit of running the government or the folks at the helms of affairs down each time we have the opportunity and this is not so good. While it is good to criticize, let us also make it a habit to do it constructively. Whether you are a Christian, a Muslim or even a traditionalist, let us all make it a duty to remember the nation called Nigeria in our prayers whenever we call on God or Allah. God can give us incorruptible leaders who will turn everything around for us. How many times in our lives have we all said "God bless Nigeria”? All we do is speak negative of the country not knowing that prayers can move mountains. I know that one day, very soon, we will get there.
By the grace of God, Nigeria is now 57, but are we really 57? Are we really happy with the state after 57 years of independence? Or should we be colonized by the world leading countries, should we fight to be separated to see whether we are going to grow individually instead of been one as a country?. However, there is still a lot of optimism in me that the time is near, the time when we will be celebrating a country as a nation that has gone through hard times and survived, we are will be celebrating soon if not soonest a country with pride, honor, success, good leaders, good security for its citizen, strong electricity, low poverty rate, high rate of educated people, because I believe and have faith that the future which we have been waiting for is near, because the people, leaders we are waiting for is among us, it is all about changing our mindset to a better one that will erase the present mindset which we have about governance. I await that new mindset, that critical minded thinking person among the youth of this generation and not the next or another future generation. Though we are not there yet. But with prayers, hard-work and sincerity on the part of our leaders, we will surely get to the Promised Land.
I wish my dear country a happy Independence anniversary.

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Evans’ Secretary Arrested; His Truck Yard Uncovered In Lagos by Kraspo(m): 6:51pm On Sep 30, 2017
Throughout the lifetime of all the notorious criminals in our history, from Pablo Escobar to Tony Montana, To Anini, Evans and co.. they all had to be lucky everytime. The police had to be lucky just once!!

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Travel / Re: Female UNIZIK Post-UTME Candidate Dies In Accident (Graphic Photos) by Kraspo(m): 11:32am On Sep 29, 2017
Dear friends, embrace your mortality. Be not afraid of the poisonous claws of death, but live each day of your life with the consciousness that you are only promised death in this cold world. Don't leave for tomorrow what you should do today. Enjoy your life while you still sip the chanced breath of life. Be good to all and live in the reality of the moment. We are all actors on the brief stage of life, all waiting for the curtains of life to fall on us.

RIP to the dead.

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Politics / Re: The NGO Regulatory Bill: Summary & Its Implications On NGOs In Nigeria (Photos) by Kraspo(m): 1:25pm On Sep 25, 2017
THIS IS REALLY BAD FOR NGOs IN NIGERIA.

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Literature / Re: The Chronicles Of Corper Henry by Kraspo(m): 8:47am On Sep 21, 2017
MY EXPERIENCE WITH A MARRIED WOMAN IN ASABA







My phone slipped from my hands last week while I was trying to make "Eba" to eat the delicious egusi soup a wonderful lady made for me. Fortunately, it didn't land inside the hot water like the devil would have wished. I picked it up immediately only to realize that the light in the screen had suddenly tripped off. I was devastated and angry. How would I survive without my phone? How would I get to write my stories? Gosh! I suddenly lost appetite as the "Eba" eventually tasted like dangote cement in my mouth.
I needed my phone like ever. Of course I couldn't do without it. It was my side chick. In fact, it had become my full-time chick ever since my girlfriend of nine months suddenly told me she couldn't tolerate my numerous facebook pictures with beautiful girls and called the relationship off. I cried, begged and tried to explain to her that there was no strings attached but it seemed she was just using it as an excuse to dump my broke ass and cling to some rich dude that must have been dashing her monies since only God knows when. Girls sha.
The next day, I carried myself and my heavy heart and went to the famous "Ogbogonogo" market to fix the phone. You heard the name right? It took me 3 weeks to master the art of pronouncing the word "Og-bo-go-no-go". I bit my tongue countlessly but thank God, its all history now.
"Bros you wan repair ur fone"? A middle-aged man with serious bow legs inquired.
"Yes, e fall for ground yesterday and the screen con blind" I responded as I gave him the phone to see.
"Na the screen spoil na, go this shop go buy the screen come" He said pointing at the phone accessories shop adjacent his. Without wasting time, I headed to the shop to buy the screen.
"Do you have the screen of this phone" I said showing her the phone.
"Let me see it" The dark middle-aged woman responded after five seconds of scanning my appearance, particularly my lips.
"It's six thousand naira, but for your sake I will sell it for five thousand five hundred" She continued.
"I will give you five thousand naira." I cemented avoiding her steady gaze. There was something unusual about the way she smiled at me. I have met a lot of women in Asaba, young and old, dark and fair, tall and short, and it has been the same struggle all through. It is not easy being a fine boy in Asaba, even worse, if you are a corper who is yet to know your way around. She looked at my face for a moment, and her gaze lingered on for a while. It was extremely obvious that there was something unusual. And even with the noise of Ogbogonogo market, I still captured the tone of her every utterance and suddenly I felt my emotions were under attack.
"Alright bring the money" She said.
I brought out my wallet from my back pocket and gave her the cash.
"Your face looks familiar, what is your name?" She began as she counted the money. "It seems I have met you before" She continued.
"Chinedu" I responded. I had suddenly developed this flair for my Igbo name over the conventional "Henry" ever since I came to Asaba. It gave me a sense of belonging.
"You stay around, this place abi?" She inquired handing me the screen.
"No I stay in campus" I responded. At this point, I was already aware of what was about to happen so I turned around to leave but it was already late.


"May I have your number" she inquired quietly in order to avoid the attention of her colleagues.
Wow! The moment was already here. I had the opportunity to politely decline, but a part me couldn't say no. I collected her phone and punched my digits and that was it. My life in Asaba would never remain the same again!


To be continued...

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