₦airaland Forum

luminouz:
Gimme tfare!!!!

Correct guy

DreamSonInlaw:
More like the Commissioner of Tourism Delta State...lol. Delta girls really sweet though, actually me two during my service year at Bauchi

Lols. It was fun I guess

professorchuks:
True talk boss! I'm from OKPANAM(also known as Asaba). Gals can fight for guys eh! Nt coz of money, or facial appearance, jst luv dem, and dey will reciprocate

Correct guy!

francmoda:
Being a good man or a philanthropist doesn’t make u a good leader...instead of giving people fish, make the ocean conducive so people can fish!

How does building a statue makes the ocean unconducive for you to fish?

Youngadvocate:
Romantic kwa!?

City dey dey romantic?

Yes. "romantic" does not always denote romance and sex. It can connote "warm atmosphere", "appealing" "powerfully sentimental" and "evocative".


READ!!

ibawon:
Kraspo. I won relocate from Lagos to some other place, I never make up my mind oo
Maybe Asaba will do

You are welcome my bro. Asaba is the most romantic place on earth

Henrynliam@yahoo.com

Chronicles Of Corper Henry
ASABA GIRLS DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Before I came to Asaba, I have always been the guy who had entered every single relationship with a pack of Panadol extra because of the kind of headaches I was forced to put up with. Back in Maiduguri during my university days, I fell head over heels in love with one dark Adamawa girl who I was ready to live and die for. I will trek the length and breadth of the school, under the scorching sun just to see her. Unfortunately, she sensed my undying love for her and ended up breaking my heart during the examination period. Up till today, I am yet to forgive her.
My love experience in Kano remains the worst till date that I came to a conclusion that I will have nothing to do with Sabon Gari girls anymore. The only language they seem to understand is money and ‘cat fish’. I remember how one Akwa Ibom girl looked at me from head to toe and told me to my very face that ‘who your love epp? Give me money joor’. Even after buying her wristwatch, she refused to have my time. But the romance atmosphere down here in Asaba is quite different. Finding true love in Asaba seems to be less complicated. The girls here are so loving that you might mistake them for Americans. They won’t put you through the rigorous tasks of toasting and chasing and buying ‘eshi-ewu’ and recharge cards for three weeks straight before they take you in. An average Asaba girl, will take you on a journey into her innermost secrets and give herself to you, body and soul without looking back. They don’t even want your money. They are contented with sharing your space, time and attention and with this kind of affections, you can’t help but purr from warm sweetness. Service year afforded me an opportunity to explore some of the many hidden treasures that God deposited in Asaba. And on three occasions, I have been pampered and spoiled with the kind of love that the sun has for mother earth. The kind of love that lights up the whole world!
And of all my adventures in the feminine world, I will never forget my romantic experience with Debby who I met inside a keke. Armed with a rose tattoo that spread down her left arm, a nose ring, four ear rings that ran across her ear, a leg chain and an enigmatic Briton accent, I was helplessly under her spell. It didn’t take long before we connected like electric cables and she illuminated my world. She would call me ‘Chinedu’ with a tone that nobody else has ever called me with. She would read my love poems and melt and with the way she smiled at me, I knew she meant it. She was the first girl to prepare banga soup and bring to my room and after I tasted it, sweet Jesus! I wanted to see her parents.
There are a good number of them who have gone out of their way to show me true love and in all sincerity, I have always had my mind blown away. Asaba girls are content to hold your hand and walk in the evenings, sharing your time, space and silence. Sure, just like every other girl, they treasured their recharge cards, perfumes and night ‘suya’, but since they have you, all the material things of the world seemed so immaterial. Few weeks ago, I met a girl in Asaba during my evening stroll who looked me in the eyes for five minutes, touched my elbow occasionally and finally told me that I made her feel very special again. Back in kano, they only time girls felt so special in my presence was when my wallet started to show itself frequently.
And that is why I decided to write this so that every guy out there will read and have a rethink about his purpose in love life. Asaba is the place to be for all the broken hearted out there who seek emotional healing and reassurance. These girls down here are super romantic. For all the guys tired of buying recharge cards and making hair, come down to Asaba and be treated like a king. You only have one life to live, don’t waste it in Kano, Port Harcourt and Lagos.

Rochas is a good man. Some people who have relations and friends who are beneficiaries of Rochas foundation still go about vilifying him. People wonder why despite all the hatred for Rochas, he still wins and wins and his foundation is still growing. This is because the prayers of the thousands of children he has sponsored their education keeps him winning.

sasquareT:
I guess I won't be going then if I am invited.. Cos I do not even registered for WAEC back...
I sat for only NECO since it is the .most surest then and by God grace I trashed it in one sitting

NECO is equivalent to WAEC as long as Nigerian constitution is concerned.

Tope2580:
okay, thanks sir.

You are welcome

Please who has been added to the group? I drop my number since morning and up till now nothing.

Oyehomie:
Please what do you mean by Position?.. Explain yourself please..... But if you are asking what number you are on the list, i think it's the last set of numbers on your Application Number....


And if it's about what to apply for, read it carefully, if your course of study is written, you will see it there.... I did Mechanical Engineering... Sooo,....

Yes thanks I meant the number on the list. I have applied and submitted already. I am having issues printing the application summary. I guess because I am using a phone.

Trust4u1:
greetings, kindly drop your numbers here to join the WhatsApp group if you are interested. thanks

08060028105 Kindly add me up ASAP

Oyehomie:
I applied successfully this afternoon and was able to print out my application summary........ Chose Rivers..
Thanks OP for the info.

How does one check one's position in the list?

Tope2580:
I have submitted successfully, please which one is " transaction ID "?

I guess its application number

May God favour the graduates

Even if you are broke, single and jobless with no money, the sole fact that you don't have mouth or body odour is something to be grateful for.

dahmie2013:
Pls how did u submit? When I click on submit, it only brings dat warning msg, I still can't submit.

Use google chrome

sundaysamuel770:
same here
I tried throughout the night but still receive the same respond


please has anyone pass this stage.?

I have applied and submitted early this morning. However I am having issues with printing the application summary and generating the transaction ID. Each time I click on PRINT, an error message pops up.

adakoleagbenu:
which level you dey now? u no go calm down ni

He only asked a simple question.

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TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!

oshe11:
mr adviser tank U

You are welcome

muller101:
so u prefer HIV to AIDS.

Don't try to be funny. I corrected your mistake. AIDS is an advance stage of HIV. Don't marry the two.

oshe11:
coman fox me

I can't force you. It is an advice.

muller101:
She get AIDS like that I think I know her o

b


HIV is different from Aids. And HIV is no longer a death sentence

oshe11:
na she dey d 2 pics


Abi she meant 20yrs ago ni

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[b][/b]NIGERIA AT 57: SOBER REFLECTIONS ON OUR EXISTENCE AS AN INDEPENDENT NATION


BY HENRY CHINEDU NLIAM




Today marks the 57th independence anniversary of our beloved country Nigeria amidst the increasing challenges to nationhood. The anniversary this year is particularly of great significance as it is at a time the country is coming out of a severe recession that almost brought the economy of the country to a standstill. This is aside the fact that the president had on two occasions within the year, been away on medical grounds, raising fears that he might be unfit for the job.
As a nation, Nigeria has been through a lot of challenges from every corner of the country. The insurgency in the north-east, militant activities in the south, herdsmen attacks across the country and the boiling agitation for secession in the east are but a few of the threats to our common existence as a nation. Since our independence in 1960, we have managed to come out from our every challenge as a united nation under one God.
Nigeria was born 50 years ago on a bedrock of a great dream carved out of the sincere aspirations and expectations of the people themselves, their honest desire, inner ability, determination and commitment to build a one-of-a-kind society that embodied the best of human genius, true empathy, limitless tolerance and a vibrant workforce that is ennobled by a rich and diverse culture that would serve as its context and lifeline.
That dream was born out of the clear vision of a group of brilliant and genuinely highly motivated young leaders who were as eloquent as they were passionate, and as responsive and solicitous of the people’s will and support as they were soberly accessible, responsible and reliable. A dream that was to shape the future and serve as the blueprint for the entire African continent.
Together, the people and their youthful, smart and charismatic leaders seemed a perfect fit for nation-building even though they had political, ideological and strategic differences and interests which they mostly recognized and enthusiastically debated in the open. Together, the people and their political leaders were on the same train, one propelled as much by the sheer force of their common dream and fortitude as by the energy of the great promise of the new Nigeria they embarked on building. They were clear about the complex challenges of masterminding the future of Nigeria and of the fact that success or failure lay in their hands, and they were sober about the enormity of that responsibility.
Two-thirds of Nigerians have no recollection of that moment on Saturday, October 1, 1960 when the Union Jack came down for the last time in Nigeria and the vertical green-white-green panels of the flag of an independent Nigeria rose in dignity at what was then Independence Square, later appropriately renamed Tafawa Balewa Square after the nation’s first prime minister. As for the older one-third, those amongst them who were old enough to experience the magical exhilaration of independence as the right to shape their own destiny in accordance with their own genius, anecdotal evidence in the absence of a comprehensive dedicated study suggests that there is some sort of an intellectual hesitation, an emotional uncertainty, a combined unease.
There seems to be a profound unwillingness to categorically characterize this moment in history and the years that immediately precede it, for fear that doing so might reveal their own sense of existential guilt and responsibility for what failed to come about and yet most eminently could have been. Amongst this group there is a palpable sense of having been let down. By whom perhaps? This is where the perception is rather blurred.
Most commonly it is said, that the Nigerian dream and promise were betrayed by a group generically called “our leaders”. But it is hard not to discern in this disquiet, the sense also that most of this generation, my generation, privately feel that, to some extent, we might in some way have let ourselves down, we might have contributed, even if inadvertently or by miscalculation or honest omission, and, in so doing, let our young generation down in not having so far delivered the foundation on which they could have built their own glorious present and future legacy.
The truth remains that Nigeria is so difficult to rule due to the diversity in culture, language and religion. So, it may take more than we expect for us to fully become a developed nation.
We are always in the habit of running the government or the folks at the helms of affairs down each time we have the opportunity and this is not so good. While it is good to criticize, let us also make it a habit to do it constructively. Whether you are a Christian, a Muslim or even a traditionalist, let us all make it a duty to remember the nation called Nigeria in our prayers whenever we call on God or Allah. God can give us incorruptible leaders who will turn everything around for us. How many times in our lives have we all said "God bless Nigeria”? All we do is speak negative of the country not knowing that prayers can move mountains. I know that one day, very soon, we will get there.
By the grace of God, Nigeria is now 57, but are we really 57? Are we really happy with the state after 57 years of independence? Or should we be colonized by the world leading countries, should we fight to be separated to see whether we are going to grow individually instead of been one as a country?. However, there is still a lot of optimism in me that the time is near, the time when we will be celebrating a country as a nation that has gone through hard times and survived, we are will be celebrating soon if not soonest a country with pride, honor, success, good leaders, good security for its citizen, strong electricity, low poverty rate, high rate of educated people, because I believe and have faith that the future which we have been waiting for is near, because the people, leaders we are waiting for is among us, it is all about changing our mindset to a better one that will erase the present mindset which we have about governance. I await that new mindset, that critical minded thinking person among the youth of this generation and not the next or another future generation. Though we are not there yet. But with prayers, hard-work and sincerity on the part of our leaders, we will surely get to the Promised Land.
I wish my dear country a happy Independence anniversary.