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Fashion / Re: Plz Who Knows About "Perfect White Body Lotion"? by Krinel(f): 3:25pm On Jul 14, 2014
By the time u realize that your white is not perfect, it will be too late therefore run .

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Romance / Re: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by Krinel(f): 7:01am On Dec 04, 2013
mumumugu: All girls are whores.
Including ur mother
Food / Re: What Is Velvet Tamarind Called In Your Native Language? by Krinel(f): 3:50pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nkwa - mbaise
Religion / Re: What Gospel Songs Makes You Cry? by Krinel(f): 11:39am On Oct 27, 2013
Why is everybody forming aristo. Wot happnd to our local gospel songs, cant they make someone go emotional na wao. Cry for help by Gozie Okeke makes me shed tears .
Gaming / Re: Millionaires Club Football Pool by Krinel(f): 8:50am On Sep 07, 2013
Play if u lyk (10,11,21,22,29,31). We will c later today
Religion / Re: Cameroon's President Orders Pentecostal Churches Closed by Krinel(f): 6:00am On Aug 16, 2013
Check out the name of this church, 'COME OUT OF DENOMINATION AND ENTER INTO JESUS CHRIST MINISTRIES'. Imo state
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Krinel(f): 8:21pm On Jun 24, 2013
Flow u be d gbam! I rate u pass chinua achebe n wole soyinka, ur d best nairaland writer ever, KUDOS!!!
Food / Re: The Price Of A Bottle Of Heineken Is Too High In Nigeria. Protest Here !!. by Krinel(f): 7:44pm On May 20, 2013
For my area, view price list 4 beer; 33 #150, hero #200, star #200, gulder #200, heineken #250. So heineken is not 2 costly na #50 difference cheesy.
Religion / Re: Happy Pentecost Day To All Nairalanders. by Krinel(f): 12:41pm On May 19, 2013
Come holy spirit and fill the hearts of the faithful.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Krinel(f): 3:51pm On May 16, 2013
yuzedo: Ejiro Amu Eyi Ashawo Egwu!!!

Igbo Kwenu!!!!!!!!! Greatest Ibo Proverb EVER, yo! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
U cannot frighten an ashawo (prostitute) with a penis
Culture / Re: The Most Ridiculous Bride Price You Have Ever Heard? by Krinel(f): 5:38pm On May 15, 2013
Policewoman: MBAISE IN IMO STATE IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE. They grade their brides in 4 categories:
1. ILLITERATE
2. SCHOOL CERTIFICATE
3. GRADUATE
4. MASTERS AND ABOVE
Ur a liar, my broda married from mbaise last month, dey wrote 50k as bride price nd dey stated dat it is negotiable and finally d brides fada collected 2k and d bride is a workin graduate
Each has their different price tags. For example the graduate can cost you as much as 600k to 1m. smiley
Culture / Re: The Most Ridiculous Bride Price You Have Ever Heard? by Krinel(f): 3:18pm On May 15, 2013
In my place is 50k but negotiable, my cousins husband paid 3k n it was accepted
Health / Re: Habits You Need To Do Away With. by Krinel(f): 12:19pm On May 12, 2013
I don hear

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Politics / Re: JAMB Registrar Escapes Assassination By Whiskers by Krinel(f): 9:47am On Apr 27, 2013
thank god dey didnt c him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona: UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd Of April 2013 by Krinel(f): 9:12pm On Apr 23, 2013
Y shld barca rush messi out of injury, cant dey play a big match without him? Anyway i lyk as dem dey are play shorting one so dat dem no go smell wembley by may
Sports / Re: WELCOME TO 2013 AUSSIE FOOTBALL POOL SEASON by Krinel(f): 12:04pm On Apr 13, 2013
8, 20, 40 perm with 17 and 34. Gud luck
NYSC / Re: Why Do Male Corpers Like Sleeping With Their Female Students? by Krinel(f): 12:43pm On Apr 08, 2013
Na female copper i be but wetin my eye dey c pass me. Secondary schl girls like male coppers pass dia lyf even female twins wey dey my class don carry belle 4 one hausa copper.

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Sick Again In Europe For Treatment - SaharaReporters by Krinel(f): 7:07am On Mar 31, 2013
Y she dey run self, she knw say na ha turn be discheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Without Makeup - Picture by Krinel(f): 10:55am On Mar 29, 2013
Convulsion wan catch me o

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Food / Re: What's Your Worst Cooking Chore?? by Krinel(f): 2:24pm On Mar 21, 2013
Pounding fufu. Isu akpucheesy;(
NYSC / Re: Farms To Be Opened Nationwide For NYSC - Youth Minister by Krinel(f): 11:53am On Mar 15, 2013
Its a good idea if they will support the participants with loan becos #19,800 can not do it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Arrested For Being Intimate With A Dog by Krinel(f): 8:45pm On Feb 22, 2013
[quote author=i luv to.to die][color=#006600]shocked Iyemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Abeg, make una send the woman to life imprisonment. As i dey like this, i dey vex. Crucify dem, crucify dem:/

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