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Oya, during ur next kiss, try opening ur eyes. U think it's possible to open ur eyes while gumming ur mouth and face to the other person? It's simple analytic logic

BrainnewsNg:
Who?

I meant the dullard. Lol ure safe dear

If you like, build heavens on earth, employ David de gea to save us from Fulani herdsmen, transfer the great wall of China to Born state, appoint Pep guardiola as the National team coach... You idiots will leave office come 2019

Are you really gona be sincere with this, you foolish bigot illiterate

Buhari is secretly effecting his agenda. Well, I don't so much blame the fulani herdsmen, but certain people from the South west who could believe the violently inclined gambari northerners at the expense of the southern protectorate

PSG vs Madrid today

chukslawrence:
Why Baba nah?

U still dey ask why baba na? Are u living in Congo?

But u chose to stage a military operation on a state just clamouring for referendum in a non violent way... But a state where ur brothers are on rampage maiming and destroying lives uve chosen to play the ostrich, suddenly u remembered u have to visit Ghana. Buhari, buhari, buhari, you'll die a pathetic death.

Guilty of fornication or guilty of crime? Which one are u even asking to know. Ure as confused as the church itself

And who's going to arrest the ones who alleged a monkey stole 75million naira?
Incompetent administration. Clueless set of senile individuals

Now listen to me and listen attentively, I'm a legal practitioner and I'm gonna tell u the truth...



















I don't even know

Donald trump? Shithole country?

The girl said... Dear pusssy, pls stop scratching me cos nobody is coming to leak u.
And the guy replied... Dear divk, look at ur hungry fellow, oya get ready to work.

Silly adults

Go to the hospital, nairaland is no hospital except ure seeking for attention.

The first time I visited my gf, after kissing her for so long, I noticed she was rubbing her legs together and thighs, silly me, I couldn't play on. I so regret being a Jew boy then, now we broke up

PSG vs Real Madrid.
Predict your score

haylegbede1:
No, chill, thats not what i am saying.
Okay, i must confess that i have been talking to you like you are grown up, ddnt know you are younger.

Okay, truly, if your parents die(which i hope not) at this age you are in, it is necessary for them to will a portion of their wealth to you for your further development into adulthood while they are away.

Have it at the back of your mind that once you educated up to say a 1st or 2nd degree, yu should be looking to create your own wealth.

Peace my brother

I'm 22. Chill. Wanted to play along

haylegbede1:
Firstly, you cannot be sure if they brought you to this world or if you chose to come by yourself or if a god ordered you to come,,, you cannot be sure

Your parents wealth is not your wealth, of course you are entitled to enjoying a part of it but it is not yours. You cannot reap what you dont sow,, the fruit of their wealth is a result of their labor(seed) in the past so therefore they get to decide however they want to handle the harvest(like i said they are obligated to train you to become an adult with whatever wealth they have after then which you should be able to stand on your own)

Since they cant take it to the grave there are one thousand and one things they could do with their wealth apart from willing it to you, its their choice. A man at a certain stage should be a lone individual independent of his parents in thoughts,actions and deed

And you really dont know if all they wanted was a charity.

So since am 17 yrs old with younger siblings, it's safe to say I should be able to cater for my siblings at this age?

vickysly:
What of fulani?

MSC in nomadic studies and maiming of innocent people

Stupid set of individuals.
Meanwhile, good luck Jonathan in 2014: You'll know how much freedom of speech you enjoyed when I leave office

Get well soon big man. Don't know why this rich guys die of cancer, heart attack, cardiac arrests and the similar. Why the poor just die of normal death

Story like this makes me believe the devil exists truly

If I eat that gals ass for a minute, I'll never be hungry agen

Now we cant even pick up a common regular #50 on the ground all thanks to the useless nomadic senile dullardic buhari

U have a gf and u call it just having fun? How stupid and useless some pple can be. What if u catch ur gf just having fun wit some oda guy too? Hope ull term it "just". Ode

haylegbede1:
Let me tell you why they will will it to charity.

Very simple reason:
Because it is their wealth, they worked for it without your input so they can do whatever to whatever they have.

So their wealth is not your wealth, you need to see yourself independently from them. After nursing up to become an adult and giving you education or probably start up capital i can barely see a parents further obligation to a child

Why then did they bring me into the world? My parents wealth is my wealth and not charity's. Since they can't take it to the grave, they should have me get it. Why didn't they give birth to those in charity then?

Why will they will it to charity? If they're still alive whilst I discover, they'll rewill it to me shaperly. I can't leave my sperm comfort zone to suffer na

Violapatra:
Right now, The Conjuring 2

Thanks. I'll check it out

Guys, I love watching scary movies, American precisely. I just finished the creation of Annabel and I need more of something similar. Can you recommend a very scary movie for me? Thanks

Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

The virus gambari north will never entertain such preaching. Greedy set of violently inclined individuals who think Nigeria means North

Stealing from the house of God? Something I would never think of